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Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara Incase you were wondering why my uncle got kicked out of Walmart: l Verizon LTE 5:53 PM @-q 40% Verizon LTE 5:53 PM Grammy Grammy Fwd: Now I'm banned from Grammy 5. August 16: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose Walmart. I just received this email 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 09/18/2018 Dear Mr. Marshall 6. September 4: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. Over the past two months you have caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have beern forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 2. July 10: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 23: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. You are no longer aloud in the Brunswick Walmart and will immediately be asked to leave if you enter said premises! 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other 4. August 4: Moved a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. Tag Martin Store Manager Walmart Brunswick Store Text Message 01 4 Text Message Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Aquarium, Texas, and Hook: Poor brown pelican had a hook in this leg and fishing line tangled around his leg and wing. Texas State Aquarium to the rescue!

Poor brown pelican had a hook in this leg and fishing line tangled around his leg and wing. Texas State Aquarium to the rescue!

America, Animals, and Ass: LilSasquatch @lilsasquatch66 IGİN [lightning's] White person: *sets stopwatch* [thunders] White person: *stops stopwatch* oh yeah baby, this things close <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174484407602/siryouarebeingmocked-yokelfelonking" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174483810620/yokelfelonking-cheshireinthemiddle" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174483761977/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/174483382587/siryouarebeingmocked-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174483132960/libertarirynn-danktoday-me-irl-by" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174326549604/danktoday-me-irl-by-rasuco-follow-here-4-more" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dank.today/post/174236460865/me-irl-by-rasuco-follow-here-4-more-memes" class="tumblr_blog">danktoday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me🌩irl by <a href="https://dank.today/" alt="Dank and Hilarious Memes">Rasuco</a> </p> <blockquote><a href="https://dank.today/" alt="Dank and Hilarious Memes">FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.</a></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>&gt;White people</p> <p>&gt;Basic weather prediction techniques </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9db3f78dade340384a260fc6d711966b/tumblr_inline_p9f9teh7371rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="800"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m black, and I’ve been doing that since I learned about it in 5th grade. </p> </blockquote> <p>It isnt suppose to make sense. It is just meant to make white people look bad. </p> </blockquote> <p><b>AYO WHITE PEOPLE BE INTERESTED IN NATURE AN SHIT, FUCK THAT, AIN’T GONNA CATCH MY BLACK ASS IN THE WOODS LOOKIN AT NO ANIMALS OR CLOUDS OR TREES AN SHIT</b></p> <p>This isn’t the only place I’ve seen “being interested in nature is such a White People thing.”  And it’s one of those things that’s absolutely baffling as to why it’s supposed to be bad, like “lol black people like fried chicken and watermelon and orange soda.”  Who doesn’t?  What’s wrong with having good taste in food?  What’s wrong with being interested in nature?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I live in a black majority country, and we have plenty of people who fish for fun. And also to make money off of tourists. Who are not necessarily white.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think “Nature is for Whitey” is an American thing.  Most “black” culture in the US comes from inner cities, to the point where “urban culture” is another word for “black culture.”</p> <p>And I can kind of get it, I suppose: the Great American Vacation used to be driving across America and visiting national parks and camping in the great outdoors. But if you’re poor and live in the inner city and travel by public transit, that’s not as much of an option for you.</p> <p>Of course, this also shows how shallow and flawed the idea of some sort of “universal black experience” is.  The experience of a black person growing up in Brooklyn is going to be different from the experience of a black person growing up in rural South Carolina, which in turn will be different from yours, which will in turn be different from that of a San bushman.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Very true. I think that delineation between urban black life and not urban black life is important. My dad’s side the family grew up in the country as a bunch of gun toting, hunting, fishing, farming folk.</p>

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Anaconda, Dude, and Facts: Terry Grosz was a fish and game warden that caught illegal fishers by waiting in the Eel river in a wetsuit and reeled himself in when the fisherman cast out their lines After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into the river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com <p><a href="http://do-you-have-a-flag.tumblr.com/post/167112441404/hoseph-christiansen-theawesomeadventurer" class="tumblr_blog">do-you-have-a-flag</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hoseph-christiansen.tumblr.com/post/167091044850/theawesomeadventurer-ultrafacts-source-x" class="tumblr_blog">hoseph-christiansen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theawesomeadventurer.tumblr.com/post/167043605298/ultrafacts-source-x-follow-ultrafacts-for" class="tumblr_blog">theawesomeadventurer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ultrafactsblog.com/post/167031409963/source-x-follow-ultrafacts-for-more-facts" class="tumblr_blog">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b><a href="https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/580/transcript">Source: [x]</a></b></p> <h2><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/follow/ultrafacts">Follow <b>Ultrafacts</b> for more facts!</a></h2> </blockquote> <p>okay but this is a power move above any other</p> </blockquote> <p>It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“</p> <p>At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.</p> <p>This man is a legend.</p> </blockquote> <p>warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind</p> </blockquote>

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Anaconda, Crime, and Fail: 7 Ways Police Will Break the Law, Threaten, or Lie to You to Get What they Want Cops routinely break the law. Here's how. By Larken Rose / The Free Thought ProjectOctober 19, 2015 <p><a href="http://gvldngrl.tumblr.com/post/166513263494/wolfoverdose-rikodeine-seemeflow-because" class="tumblr_blog">gvldngrl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://wolfoverdose.tumblr.com/post/166265395771/rikodeine-seemeflow-because-of-the-fifth" class="tumblr_blog">wolfoverdose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rikodeine.tumblr.com/post/131562629300">rikodeine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seemeflow.tumblr.com/post/131556627065">seemeflow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Because of the Fifth Amendment, no one in the U.S. may legally be forced to testify against himself, and because of the Fourth Amendment, no one’s records or belongings may legally be searched or seized without just cause. However, American police are trained to use methods of deception, intimidation and manipulation to circumvent these restrictions. In other words, cops routinely break the law—in letter and in spirit—in the name of enforcing the law. Several examples of this are widely known, if not widely understood.</b></p> <p><b>1) “Do you know why I stopped you?”</b><br/>Cops ask this, not because they want to have a friendly chat, but because they want you to incriminate yourself. They are hoping you will “voluntarily” confess to having broken the law, whether it was something they had already noticed or not. You may think you are apologizing, or explaining, or even making excuses, but from the cop’s perspective, you are confessing. He is not there to serve you; he is there fishing for an excuse to fine or arrest you. In asking you the familiar question, he is essentially asking you what crime you just committed. And he will do this without giving you any “Miranda” warning, in an effort to trick you into testifying against yourself.</p> <p><b>2) “Do you have something to hide?”</b><br/>Police often talk as if you need a good reason for not answering whatever questions they ask, or for not consenting to a warrantless search of your person, your car, or even your home. The ridiculous implication is that if you haven’t committed a crime, you should be happy to be subjected to random interrogations and searches. This turns the concept of due process on its head, as the cop tries to put the burden on you to prove your innocence, while implying that your failure to “cooperate” with random harassment must be evidence of guilt.</p> <p><b>3) “Cooperating will make things easier on you.”</b><br/>The logical converse of this statement implies that refusing to answer questions and refusing to consent to a search will make things more difficult for you. In other words, you will be punished if you exercise your rights. Of course, if they coerce you into giving them a reason to fine or arrest you, they will claim that you “voluntarily” answered questions and “consented” to a search, and will pretend there was no veiled threat of what they might do to you if you did not willingly “cooperate.”<br/>(Such tactics are also used by prosecutors and judges via the procedure of “plea-bargaining,” whereby someone accused of a crime is essentially told that if he confesses guilt—thus relieving the government of having to present evidence or prove anything—then his suffering will be reduced. In fact, “plea bargaining” is illegal in many countries precisely because it basically constitutes coerced confessions.)</p> <p><b>4) “We’ll just get a warrant.”</b><br/>Cops may try to persuade you to “consent” to a search by claiming that they could easily just go get a warrant if you don’t consent. This is just another ploy to intimidate people into surrendering their rights, with the implication again being that whoever inconveniences the police by requiring them to go through the process of getting a warrant will receive worse treatment than one who “cooperates.” But by definition, one who is threatened or intimidated into “consenting” has not truly consented to anything.</p> <p><b>5.) We have someone who will testify against you</b><br/>Police “informants” are often individuals whose own legal troubles have put them in a position where they can be used by the police to circumvent and undermine the constitutional rights of others. For example, once the police have something to hold over one individual, they can then bully that individual into giving false, anonymous testimony which can be used to obtain search warrants to use against others. Even if the informant gets caught lying, the police can say they didn’t know, making this tactic cowardly and illegal, but also very effective at getting around constitutional restrictions.</p> <p><b>6) “We can hold you for 72 hours without charging you.”</b><br/>Based only on claimed suspicion, even without enough evidence or other probable cause to charge you with a crime, the police can kidnap you—or threaten to kidnap you—and use that to persuade you to confess to some relatively minor offense. Using this tactic, which borders on being torture, police can obtain confessions they know to be false, from people whose only concern, then and there, is to be released.</p> <p><b>7) “I’m going to search you for my own safety.”</b><br/>Using so-called “Terry frisks” (named after the Supreme Court case of Terry v. Ohio, 392 U.S. 1), police can carry out certain limited searches, without any warrant or probable cause to believe that a crime has been committed, under the guise of checking for weapons. By simply asserting that someone might have a weapon, police can disregard and circumvent the Fourth Amendment prohibition on unreasonable searches.</p> <p>U.S. courts have gone back and forth in deciding how often, and in what circumstances, tactics like those mentioned above are acceptable. And of course, police continually go far beyond anything the courts have declared to be “legal” anyway. But aside from nitpicking legal technicalities, both coerced confessions and unreasonable searches are still unconstitutional, and therefore “illegal,” regardless of the rationale or excuses used to try to justify them. Yet, all too often, cops show that to them, the Fourth and Fifth Amendments—and any other restrictions on their power—are simply technical inconveniences for them to try to get around. In other words, they will break the law whenever they can get away with it if it serves their own agenda and power, and they will ironically insist that they need to do that in order to catch “law-breakers” (the kind who don’t wear badges).</p> <p>Of course, if the above tactics fail, police can simply bully people into confessing—falsely or truthfully—and/or carry out unconstitutional searches, knowing that the likelihood of cops having to face any punishment for doing so is extremely low. Usually all that happens, even when a search was unquestionably and obviously illegal, or when a confession was clearly coerced, is that any evidence obtained from the illegal search or forced confession is excluded from being allowed at trial. Of course, if there is no trial—either because the person plea-bargains or because there was no evidence and no crime—the “exclusionary rule” creates no deterrent at all. The police can, and do, routinely break the law and violate individual rights, knowing that there will be no adverse repercussions for them having done so.</p> <p>Likewise, the police can lie under oath, plant evidence, falsely charge people with “resisting arrest” or “assaulting an officer,” and commit other blatantly illegal acts, knowing full well that their fellow gang members—officers, prosecutors and judges—will almost never hold them accountable for their crimes. Even much of the general public still presumes innocence when it comes to cops accused of wrong-doing, while presuming guilt when the cops accuse someone else of wrong-doing. But this is gradually changing, as the amount of video evidence showing the true nature of the “Street Gang in Blue” becomes too much even for many police-apologists to ignore.</p> <p><a href="http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/7-ways-police-will-break-law-threaten-or-lie-you-get-what-they-want">http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/7-ways-police-will-break-law-threaten-or-lie-you-get-what-they-want</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>One of the biggest realizations with dealing with cops for me was the fact that they CAN lie, they are 100% legally entitled to lie, and they WILL whether you’re a victim of crime, accused of committing a crime or anything else</p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone needs to reblog this, it could save a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>Important </p> </blockquote> <p>Seriously if you ever find yourself in custody don’t say shit until you’ve got some counsel with you. No cop is your friend in that situation.</p>

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