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The Virgin NoFapper vs The Chad Coomer vs The Thad Normal Human Being: The Thad Normal Human Being The Virgin NoFapper The Chad Coomer jerks off maybe once every day or two, idk has messy hair, hoes love it anyway is a christian does not believe in religion due to how fucking pointless and restrictive it is has a receding hairline, combs it back instead of doing a combover, making it look 10x worse doesnt make a big deal about it wears glasses because he played too many video games during his formative years has perfect facial features is his own person is constantly sad is always happy and horny takes antidepressants because he actually thinks they will help goes to therapy because he actually thinks it will help has beautiful pale skin from spending his time indoors mussels, mang has absolutely no vigor or manliness, has pipecleaner arms and a flat ass as a result has zero friends outside of reddit has a small cock due to lack of use as well as a jerks off to porn multiple times per day, gets laid anyway because those two things have absolutely nothing to do with each other actually believes that masturbation has negative physical and mental effects despite every single piece of credible scientific evidence proving otherwise, responds "ok coomer" to any legitimate counter-argument abs are on point posesses a clean-shaven thundercock nobody high bf% cares has weak knees about what he that projects thinks he's hot shit just because he doesnt fap loves the gays and proudly fucks them enormous dislikes homosexuals and transgender people (yet would never talk shit to them in person) amounts of jizz is succeasful and has plenty of friends as well as perfect health, didnt even realize does behind closed doors spent hundreds of dollars on timbs, hates wearing them on his delicate feet and only does so because he has indestructible feet from foot-fisting his many sexual partners on numerous occasions probably goes on too many walks out of boredom, says he does it for "self improvement"reasons, supports israel doesnt follow any cultish ideologies whatever the fuck that means nofap was a thing thinks it will attract women doesnt even need shoes The Virgin NoFapper vs The Chad Coomer vs The Thad Normal Human Being
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