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Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

Bad, Bored, and Children: St. Louis day care accused of running a toddler 'Fight Club' 😮😮😳 A day care center in St. Louis encouraged toddlers to viciously brawl with each other in a "fight club," according to a lawsuit from the mother of one of the children and video of the incident that was released Wednesday. Nicole Merseal said her then-4-year-old son, and another child were instructed by teachers Mikayla Guliford and Tena Dailey, to punch and hit each other at the Adventure Learning Center in December, 2016, according to the suit filed earlier this year. Merseal, of St. Charles, Missouri, accused the day care in court documents of permitting another child "to intimidate and harm" her son while directing a "fight club." The video shows Merseal’s youngest son and another boy wearing Incredible Hulk toy fists and punching each other while a teacher looks on. One of Merseal's sons recorded the episode on his iPad and sent it to her. She then called the police and had them visit the day care and interview the director and staff. Her children were also questioned by investigators. In documents released by the Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services, Jennifer Scott, the director of the center, said that when she confronted Guliford about the incident, she said the children "were bored" and that "we ran out of things to do." Scott fired Guliford and Dailey and contacted the Child Abuse and Neglect Hotline, according to the health department. Guliford admitted to having the children fight, according to state documents. She said she took the children to the lower floor of the building because of a broken heating system on the other floors. "I meant for the fighting with the Hulk Hands to be a stress release exercise," she said. "It did not last more than three or four minutes." Guliford said no children were hurt in the incident but "it was still a bad judgment call on my part." But the St. Louis Circuit Attorney’s Office declined to prosecute the teachers.
Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt by HomeAlarmsAndPersonalSecuritySystems (1 customer review)Like (34) Price: $48.50 In Stock. Ships from and sold by Body-n-Home Only 1 left in stock--order soon. 15 new from $36.51 1used from $60.00 xtto Amazing!, May 14, 2012 By notactuallysteve See all my reviews This review is from: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon I cooly asked "Remember me?". One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B***! The five girl scouts ran away screaming As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOOOORRR!!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious <p>Still only 4/5 stars? via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2vCxNs3">https://ift.tt/2vCxNs3</a></p>

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Guns, Laundry, and Lol: Sarcasticsapien @Sarcasticsapien Kids started eating Tide Pods. So stores started locking them up, making them harder to obtain, even though overall people use laundry detergent responsibly. That's all I want with guns. When something becomes a problem you make adjustments to prevent as much harm as possible. <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172153259286/somebodyoverthereinhell-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://somebodyoverthereinhell.tumblr.com/post/171897646275/siryouarebeingmocked-jalopyrustbucket" class="tumblr_blog">somebodyoverthereinhell</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/171783272065/jalopyrustbucket-cadenboy456-this-guy-has-the" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jalopyrustbucket.tumblr.com/post/171010423932/cadenboy456-this-guy-has-the-right-idea-its" class="tumblr_blog">jalopyrustbucket</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cadenboy456.tumblr.com/post/171009471797/this-guy-has-the-right-idea" class="tumblr_blog">cadenboy456</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This guy has the right idea.</p></blockquote> <p>It’s like you think gun laws don’t already exist.</p> </blockquote> <p>Also, hardly anyone actually ate Tide pods until the media made a big deal out of it, (or after, really) and &gt;<a href="https://gizmodo.com/no-grocery-stores-arent-locking-up-tide-pods-because-o-1822160273"><b>the pods had already been locked up for years</b> to keep people from stealing them</a>&lt;.</p> <h2>So, this analogy is <b>even more accurate than OP thought</b>.</h2> </blockquote> <p>and even though they had precautions on tide pods, MORE WERE MADE TO ACCOMODATE RECENT INCIDENTS INVOLVING THEM</p> <p>it’s not that hard guys</p> </blockquote> <p>Except the people who want more gun control consistently refuse to talk about the <b>failures of the authorities</b> (EG Sutherland Springs, Parkland) to enforce the current laws and policies.</p><p>They say incorrect things like “there are more restrictions on vaginas/adopting kids/cough medicine than buying a gun!”, then turn around and tout “common sense” solutions that don’t involve a) the opinions of actual gun owners, and b) doing research. </p><p>For example, rifles are used to murder less people than <b>fists</b>, yet AR-15s are frequently a target for gun control. You see people go “you only need a single hunting rifle!” even though many jurisdictions specify specific gun calibres for any animal you want to legally hunt.</p><p> People are proposing restrictions that would screw over <b>millions</b> of law-abiding gun owners because a small handful of them mass murder people. <br/></p><p>They don’t want to take a sober, objective look at the situation and decide how to improve the system, they just want to <b>get rid of the Scary Thing</b>.</p></blockquote> <p>“A handful of dumbass kids did a dumbass thing and this is a perfect analogy for why you should give up your rights lol”</p>

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Anime, Crying, and Dad: all 81%. 17:40 be in high SC /r9k/42628703 5 hours ago Anonymous 42628703 >be in high school, year 11 at the beginning of the year i end up befriending a fellow called Max the more i get to know him the more i find out he is a massive fighting anime nerd and absolutely loves martial arts and has even gone so far as to teach himself Tijutsu from Naruto, however no one else seems to know other than his close friends also in thia class is a bully called Sykesey who is nigh on impervious to trouble because the school gives him an easy time because his dad left trouble starts when Max knocks a test tube out of Sykseys hand by accident after class Skysey confronts Max and gives him a punch to the stomach and claps his ears and tells Max to "know your place prick" Max then utters a phrase, through his tears that i will never forget >"So begins the 5th great ninja 0 wat.Png little did i know that Max was going to conduct a all out war against Syksey after the weekend has passed, Max comes into school and tells his friends to find Syksey because "this ends today >Legit think hes going to shoot the school up or something he goes to the bathroom and returns in a black Gi and he has the makeup of fucking Hashirama Seniu whatthefuck. 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Png confronts Syksey in the dinner room courtyard Max clasps his hands together and yells "WOOD STYLE, WILLIW LIMBS JUTSU!" >Syksey doesnt seem to give a shit and throws a punch at Max feints the punch and gives him three consecutive cracks to the side with his forearms >Syksey is pissed and goes ape mode Max keeps fucking dodging Syksey and lightly slaps him each time Syksey misses >Syksey is in a blind rage after a while Syksey is slowing down Max makes more handsigns and then yells "WOOD STYLE, OAK LIMBS JUSTU" begins pummling Skysey with his fists and palms beats him so severely that Sykey begins bleeding continues to beat him until Skysey passes out Thus the first battle was concluded 7 REPLIES H+ 、11 81 % 17:40 >be in high sc rSk/42628703 AC : Anonymous 4 hours ago 42629676 >>42629543 Part Il- Tooth retrieval arc >so things were mostly quiet after the sound beating Max gave to Syksey, bar the odd n nasty look and push in the corridor (by Syksey), things were on the whole quiet this was until an unfortunate weekend where Syksey got blind drunk with his mates and someone brought up the fact that he got beat up by a "naruto kid" >Sykseys mates think this is hilarious and wind him up into a drunkern rage >Syksey sets off to find Max Actually finds the guy when hes walking home with me from a friends house Max never saw the thing coming until Syksey jumped on him and beat him with a tree branch knocked Max's two front teeth clean out Max being the tough cookie he is is laid prone on the floor with tears running down his face and blood everywhere >when Syksey is walking away Max screams the haunting words "IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE, DEATH REAPER SEAL JUTSU!" before passing out this time Max looses the war is far from lost though part 3 coming soon, really sorry lads, getting fucked with assignments Anonymous 3 hours ago 42630176 Part lll- reaper death seal >So after the incident in 42629676 Max has been real upset bumped his martial arts from 2/3 sessions a weeek to every the guys is going at it HARD hes been real quiet at school too, the only coherent conversation that we can get from himk is that he wants to "Be strong enough to destroy Sykseys soul" and "i cast the death seal, i cant go back now" this guy takes his Naruto shit very seriously unexpectedly Syksey decides to return to his old bullying ways and trips Max in the corridor this is it, like a coiled spring Max begins weaving hands signs and growling legit think this kid is going to have a seizure "REAPER DEATH SEAL ohfuckthisisit.png.jpeg.exe.w inrar Max begind with a two armed claw grab at Sykseys upper arms Real pimncer grip going on because Syksey lets out a yelp from this position max yells WOOD STYLE OAKEN SKIN JUTSU" proceeds to swing his noggn forward and crack Skysey right on the uupper lip and nose like a jackhammer, Max pummles Skysey with his own Teacher tried to timidly get involves "LEAVE ME WOMAN I HAVE CAST THE SEAL >Syksey is trying to flail with his legs and catches Max on the knee and wriggles free from his grip bloody and scasred Syksey tried to run >Max stands stock still and gets into a crouching position "gate of Joy, OPEN" sprints at full tilt at the fleeing Skysey >spear tackles the fella to the ground >Max then consecutivly pummels the back of the guys head with his arms and fists until iother students pull the guy off of the bullt Max has entered beast mode thus concludes the penultimate saga 5 REPLIES Anonymous 1 hour ago 42632214 The end of the 5th great ninja ar ptl as mentioned before, Syksey was given an easy time due to Over the course of year 11 and lowwer sixth form, his fa- ther returned and brought with him Sykseys older brother, Jez mow Jez is mean, real fucking nasty piece of work and knew how to get under peoples skin at this time, Max had lost a good friend to a bus accident it, despite efforts by his other reall on himself and broiled his Now when Jez learned of this he egged Syksey on to nark on Max about it after learning what Max had done too. >Syksey begins his war of attrition against max, saying nasty shit about this friend begins sending letters to Mcax's house sig dead friend just to get under Max ay at to be exact, syksey goes all out with his bastardness and tells max that his friend probably killed himself to get away from >this hits max hard, real hard finding him later i bathrooms, hes been crying a lot but he has his Senju makeup on and its running fuckinghellthisissad.png through his tyears, Max utters 'Anon, i need to end this before i loose my ninja way >shit is Ma on Naruto? he then weaves many hand igns and says, t gritted teeth "Sage art wood release, True several thousand hands 3 REPLIES Anonymous 41 minutes ago 42632680 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_Valley of the Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max g through his Senju makeup cryn >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the max misses his final classes to meditate >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone >he has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest thisshitisserious.config >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends >Maxyoucantdothis>exe try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die si brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon >Max raises his hand and beckons them >Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max >He dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat Friend lets out a yelp and falls over In order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his orearms this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind except he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach the kid vomits and collpases >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear 4 REPLIES 26 minutes ago max with split ear provides a road of SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max this is it, the final fight >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys >a sicken ing crunch ensues while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back an wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of sey while laid on the ground, Max utters '"I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace thus ended the 5th great shinobi war or 3 REPLIES Narutard goes sage mode

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Arthur, Bad, and Batman: Lindsay Ellis @thelndsayes 15h rm just filled with a lot of hate right now is all Lindsay Ellis @thelndsayes 17h wonder on average how many followers you lose when you diss the prince of egypt on twitter 239 Lindsay Ellis @thelndsayes 17h Every time l mention Prince of Egypt my mentions get flooded with people telling me the mass slaughter of children is sometimes justified. わ52 21 262 Lindsay Ellise. @thelindsayellis. 17h Meet me at the bowling alley in an hour and my fists will explain to you how not good it is Ricardo Meהחוקa @Rmeddy Replying to @thelindsay ellis Yo , you wanna fight? Prince of Egypt is a masterpiece わ11 6 161 Lindsay Ellise. @thelindsayellis. 17h Brothers kid gave a face to the genocide, but hey, sometimes you gotta genocide y'know? Andy Nogar @cursor mortis Replying to @thelindsay ellis But was he sad he had to do a genocide or was he just sad his brother's kid died? (Honest question, I haven't seen the movie in years) 9 13 2 Lindsay Ellise. @thelindsayellis. 17h I've been silent on this subject for TOO long THE PRINCE OF EGYPT IS NOT GOOD. IT IS UNGOOD. IT IS BAD わ98 ロ10 ·254 Lindsay Ellise. @thelindsayellis. 17h IT'S REALLY REALLY NOT Heath @MasterDesperado Replying to @thelindsay ellis but it's so good:( 6 35 Lindsay Ellise. @thelindsayellis. 17h Replyingto@thelindsayellis like why bother depicting moses being sad about the fact that he had to do a genocide if you aren't going to do anything with it 19 6 94 Lindsay Ellise. @thelindsayellis. 17h still mad about prince of egypt tbh 13 4 86 Arthur Chu@arthur_affect 18h Replying to @thelinds ay ellis ldk is your beef with the movie or the source material? 0 11 ((Resist! Chick))) @RiffChick 18h yeah, that's what *I'M* wondering too Lindsay Ellis Ф @thelindsayellis-18h I was bored watching it last night, then it got to the really graphic depiction of child killing and I was like wait WHY do people like this 17 <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/165630249909/batman-mustache-celticpyro-markhamillz" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://batman-mustache.tumblr.com/post/165630140254/celticpyro-markhamillz-somehow-you-will" class="tumblr_blog">batman-mustache</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/165629937769/markhamillz-somehow-you-will-ive-sifted" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://markhamillz.tumblr.com/post/165628087496/somehow-you-will-ive-sifted-through-a-lot-of" class="tumblr_blog">markhamillz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://somehow-you-will.tumblr.com/post/160349538099/ive-sifted-through-a-lot-of-shit-tier-discourse" class="tumblr_blog">somehow-you-will</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i’ve sifted through a lot of shit-tier discourse on this movie over the years but holy shit, this is so embarrassing. nostalgia chick is cancelled forever effective immediately.</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mHul1zP0zOA5n8QX27r_KIw">@phoenixavalon</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mhhZGcDYl2ZsjCWojXQYovQ">@brideshead</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m-DkwkCB1LJqKf1axt6Vdjg">@nightcrawler-fan</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>I guess mass slavery doesn’t offend her nor does a nation’s ruler refusing to end said slavery that makes him culpable in that whole genocide. Or the fact that the Egyptians ALSO committed genocide against the Jews right in the beginning of the movie. </p> </blockquote> <p>Man, I like Lindsay Ellis but…really? Like you said, the Egyptians murdered all the male children of the Jewish people too. Furthermore, the film does not present the killing of the firstborns in a positive light; it’s a ghastly, disturbing sequence brought on by Pharaoh’s hard heart. Did she miss the multiple scenes of Moses pleading with Rameses to let the Jewish people go? How the plagues slowly escalated due to Pharaoh’s own stubbornness and pride, his fear of being the weak link, leading him to not only keep the Jewish people in slavery but to even increase their suffering because of Moses’ audacity to ask for their freedom? I…</p> </blockquote> <p>No, clearly this film about the Israelites’ emancipation from Egypt is actually saying Moses personally killed every baby in Egypt. </p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;ve never liked Lindsay Ellis honestly. I found her videos boring and unwatchable.</p>

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