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Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG: Today 19 AM Choose your own adventure: match on tinder, you choose to... A Ghost him, proving his fear of the paranormal to be well founded. B. Set up a date but never follow through and just kind of talik for 2: months C.Have a deep and meaningful conversation D. Do tinder things E. Explore the cave for clues Today 9.20 AM Ya know usually l'd pick B because that's how it tends to go most of time but I'm feelin GOOD and LUCKY today so i You explore the cave. You find a tarch and light it. It's raining outside. You then choose to A Leave the cave and walk outsi de. B. Delve deeper into the cave C Check to see what else is in the entrance I love to delve. B You delve deeper into the cave as the light dissapears behind you. You come across a fork in the cave an you A Go left towards the sound of water B. Go right towards a faint light Today 124 PM I'm feeling kinda perched, A You enter a cavem with a waterfall flowing into a crystal clear pool. You then.. A Get into the water B. Try to climb up the waterfall C Look around In the cavem D. Go beck Today 3 29 PM B Today 0 PM You go to the waterfall, grab a rock to climb but it's slippery and you fall into the weter.. A You swim to share B. Dive down and explore C Drown Teday 8.58 PM B! You talke a gulp of air and dive down You reach the bottom of the pool and see a lava tube that looks like it loads to a place to breath, a glittering sword and a treasure chest. You choose to.. A Go in the tube and explore some more B. Grab the sword C. Try to open the chest D. Ascend to the top of the pool Stitch It! You enter the tube and find a new cavern filed with air with a single sliver of moonlight cutting throigh the center of the cavern that connects to the outside. You . A Check out the discarded journal sitting besides the moonlight sliver B. Stand inside of the sliver C Attempt to figure aut if there is a code in the stalagtites on the ceiling Today 9:33 PM HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm A You open the joumal and can see nates scrawled all over but the darkest says beware the light. On the next page is a code number but you can't make it out in the low light A Throw somath ing into the maonlight and see what happens B. Grab the joumal and go back to the previous cavern C. Toss the joumal aside and look at those stalagtites D. Try to get your wet torch to light somehow C You study the stalagtites, they dont meen anything, what did you cxpect? You pick the journal back up and... See above A B. D Today 10 4 PM You grab a rock and throw it into the moonlight beam, it catches fire lighting up the carven before it disintegrates away. Having sean this you... A Throw all the rocks you can in the beam to watch the fireworkss B.Put the end of your torch in the maonlught beam C. Go back in the upper cavern B! You light the torch! You can now see cvarything cloarly. You now. A Take the journal back out and try) to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C Stick your hand in the moon beam to see if it's hat Honestly...c You stick your hand in the moon beam... Surprise it's hot. Having learned that the fite setting thing is hot you then.. A Take the journal back out and try to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C. Stick your hand in the moon beam again, and science Stitch It! НАНАН can I do C and then A Your hand burns more and you can't feel your fingers anymore considering the magic fire thing this makes sense and you record it for scientific rigor. You take the journal back out and read it under the Iight You read the code that was written in it and the code is. A Sabrina's number B. 1234567890 IM INTRUIGED NOW A!! You mamorize the number then dive back into the water and approch the chest at the bottom of the lake and put in a tencdigit code. That code is.. Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

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heavierthanaverage: acetyleni: sillyfudgemonkeys: natrenwal: renderiot: watsoniananatomy: thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away. Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG I AM DYING! this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while they should form a support group.  I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god My name is catAnd wen I seeAn unnown thingApproaching mePrepared to fiteI show my teefI growl real loudI scare the leef @1000pigeons : heavierthanaverage: acetyleni: sillyfudgemonkeys: natrenwal: renderiot: watsoniananatomy: thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away. Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG I AM DYING! this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while they should form a support group.  I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god My name is catAnd wen I seeAn unnown thingApproaching mePrepared to fiteI show my teefI growl real loudI scare the leef @1000pigeons

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acetyleni: sillyfudgemonkeys: natrenwal: renderiot: watsoniananatomy: thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away. Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG I AM DYING! this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while they should form a support group.  I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god My name is catAnd wen I seeAn unnown thingApproaching mePrepared to fiteI show my teefI growl real loudI scare the leef : acetyleni: sillyfudgemonkeys: natrenwal: renderiot: watsoniananatomy: thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away. Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG I AM DYING! this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while they should form a support group.  I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god My name is catAnd wen I seeAn unnown thingApproaching mePrepared to fiteI show my teefI growl real loudI scare the leef

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theisotopesdaughter: acetyleni: sillyfudgemonkeys: natrenwal: renderiot: watsoniananatomy: thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away. Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG I AM DYING! this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while they should form a support group.  I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god My name is catAnd wen I seeAn unnown thingApproaching mePrepared to fiteI show my teefI growl real loudI scare the leef @annleckie : theisotopesdaughter: acetyleni: sillyfudgemonkeys: natrenwal: renderiot: watsoniananatomy: thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away. Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG I AM DYING! this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while they should form a support group.  I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god My name is catAnd wen I seeAn unnown thingApproaching mePrepared to fiteI show my teefI growl real loudI scare the leef @annleckie

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<p><a href="https://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/160353109829/burningmanonacid-asgardreid-37q" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://burningmanonacid.tumblr.com/post/160353068345/asgardreid-37q-asgardreid-uchigtana" class="tumblr_blog">burningmanonacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158816317108" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://37q.tumblr.com/post/158816084717/uchigtana-2016-is-quite-a-year-ratfucking-is" class="tumblr_blog">37q</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158815984355" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uchigtana.tumblr.com/post/141690106135/2016-is-quite-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">uchigtana</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2016 is quite a year</p></blockquote> <p>“Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President’s Men.” (<a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>everything makes sense now</p> </blockquote> <p>It took me a fucking year to realize what he meant because he refuses to speak like a regular human</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxpl2NEgMKEt-Ocs3EkmpYA">@the-real-ted-cruz</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HECKING FITE ME</p> </blockquote> <p>&hellip;</p><p>Anyway, remember when Ted Cruz implied that he would hit Donald Trump with his car?</p>: "Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him," Cruz said, bizarrely implying he is attracted to rodents <p><a href="https://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/160353109829/burningmanonacid-asgardreid-37q" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://burningmanonacid.tumblr.com/post/160353068345/asgardreid-37q-asgardreid-uchigtana" class="tumblr_blog">burningmanonacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158816317108" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://37q.tumblr.com/post/158816084717/uchigtana-2016-is-quite-a-year-ratfucking-is" class="tumblr_blog">37q</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158815984355" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uchigtana.tumblr.com/post/141690106135/2016-is-quite-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">uchigtana</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2016 is quite a year</p></blockquote> <p>“Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President’s Men.” (<a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>everything makes sense now</p> </blockquote> <p>It took me a fucking year to realize what he meant because he refuses to speak like a regular human</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxpl2NEgMKEt-Ocs3EkmpYA">@the-real-ted-cruz</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HECKING FITE ME</p> </blockquote> <p>&hellip;</p><p>Anyway, remember when Ted Cruz implied that he would hit Donald Trump with his car?</p>
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<p><a href="http://thisblogisriddikulus.tumblr.com/post/156455956998/i-am-so-stressed" class="tumblr_blog">thisblogisriddikulus</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i am so stressed</p></blockquote>: Cash me ousside How bow dat? Please, I request that you meet me outside so that we can set aside our differences. What do you think? It would be preferable for both parties involved, one of which being my person, that we search for a resolution to this conflict in a place external to where we currently stand. Let me inquire if that proposition sounds reasonable to your person, so that we can proceed. It seems our ideas are of a conflicting nature, due to e chemical exchanges of our neurons as well as various character building life experiences. I would like to extend to you in a relatively passive-aggressive fashion that I wish to inflict swift and merciless justice upon your being, as a free individual, in a nearby area where mechanical contraptions known as cars lie dormant. It is to my technical understanding that deo capture devices have the necessary requirements to follow us in such an endeavor however do not wish to impose on you any obligations, thus altering your sensation of free will. It is precisely why I must ask for your approbation In that sense, I urge you to heed my request, may I get your approval? FITE ME HOE <p><a href="http://thisblogisriddikulus.tumblr.com/post/156455956998/i-am-so-stressed" class="tumblr_blog">thisblogisriddikulus</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i am so stressed</p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153445411249/yall-were-having-so-much-fun-with-this-post-that" class="tumblr_blog">riddlcr</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Ya’ll were having so much fun with <a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153269333511/i-see-your-programmer-dad-and-raise-you-wine-mom">this</a> post that I decided to make a tag yourself meme out of it. </p></blockquote>: PROGRAMMER DAD FRIEND THAT COMES OVER AND NEVER LEAVES WINEMOM GOTH TEEN LITTLE BROTHER - NERD - collects stamps - memorized entire bee movie script - likes art more than u never showers - dad jokes 24/7 - lovesrobots more than people -92% mental issues - says "fite me" too much - "welcome to my dark and twisted mind" - eyeliner always perf - just trying their best - watches anime - MCR 4 LYFE - really nice - cares what ppl think of them - takes bokemongo too seriously b4 swirls wine glass drinking from it like a dick - secretlyjudgingu - only drinks red wine - fake really gay snapchats everything - 2 pure 4 this world third wheel 4 everything - third wheel 4 everythina BETTER THAN YOu CousIN WEIRD UNCLE WEIRD UNCLE X1O DISTANT COusIN Kooky GRANDPA -"back in my day - laughs at everything -parano - waitina 4 some1 to ask about their fav cryptid - can build a bomb but doesn't know how to change their ringtone - always talking about their qf in canada - kinda boring kind of an asshole - has 1 friend - doesn't know what personal space is - the worst tbh - fake bitch - shady af outwordly will seduce a rock forfun - ownbiggest fan - lies on resume juages u Blood orange - owna 2002 nokia phone - pushes alasses up anime style b4 correcting somel - meme hoe always screaming - fueled by coffee - sh*tposts - aDORKable <p><a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153445411249/yall-were-having-so-much-fun-with-this-post-that" class="tumblr_blog">riddlcr</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Ya’ll were having so much fun with <a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153269333511/i-see-your-programmer-dad-and-raise-you-wine-mom">this</a> post that I decided to make a tag yourself meme out of it. </p></blockquote>
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