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Lit, Money, and Old Navy: How CUSTOMER SERVICE WORKS Excuse me, I said a bit of ice on the bottom h boy! Let me just turn off physics and tell the ice to stop floating 0 Why is the ice on top? Rude! I want to speak to the manager! Sorry about that! Here, take these $500 giftcards. Please don't give us 1-star on Yelp YOU'RE FIRED!! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! (EVEN WHEN THEY'RE WRONG) I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad en she was given a cheese pizza when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the la was too large. So she asked me to find her an "x-medium". Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no "x-medium". But she insisted, so I rge top ent and found her an "x-medium" (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, "THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!" I'm a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water) Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she id "NO this one's fine I just want you to cook THIS one a lit less." I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can't UNCOOK a steak. When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the e-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me "now i want my new croissant" she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells " stupic ma'am let me just tell you what we're all thinking. fuck off, you cunt."I couldn't stop laughing and she drove away in anger ost of the people like in the stories above know that they're bei totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they'll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the nonsensical f ks are actually just cheap s with no shame or respect for people Everyone should work a service position once in their lives...
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Kittens, Fred, and Friend: I think Fred and George Weasley would be fitting names for my friend’s new kittens

I think Fred and George Weasley would be fitting names for my friend’s new kittens

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Being Alone, Family, and Guns: This Woman's Husband Got Banned From Walmart. The Reasons Why Are Brilliant Dear Mrs. Green er the past six months, your husband Royce has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. ree of our clerks are currently attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Green have been compiled and are listed below. Mr. Wally Brown Complaint Department MEMO Re: Mr. Green Complaints- Things Mr. Royce Green has done while his wife was shopping 1. November 15, 2013: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 23, 2013: Set all the alarm 2. November clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals December 10, 2013: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. December 23, 2013: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares!"... and watched what happened. 5. January 10, 2014: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away 6. January 23, 2014: Moved a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Feburary 15, 2014: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. March 5, 2014: When a clerk asked if she could help him, he threw himself down on the floor, began to cry and wailed, "Why can't u people just leave me alone? 9. March 26, 2014: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. April 2, 2014: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 1. April 15, 2014: Darted around the store, looking around suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme 12. April 26, 2014: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. May 1, 2014: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled, "PICK ME!PICK ME!" 14. July 12, 2014: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed, "NO! NO! Sheila! It's those voices again!!!! And last, but not least, just today 15. September 16, 2014: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled very loudly, "Hey, Somebody! I need some toilet paper in here!" Some lads never grow up.

Some lads never grow up.

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Trashy, Panty, and Fitting: Sticking the swimsuit panty liners to the fitting room wall.

Sticking the swimsuit panty liners to the fitting room wall.

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Amazon, Cars, and Comfortable: Melissa & Doug Melissa & Doug Pull-Back Vehicles, Soft Baby and Toddler Toy Set (4 Cars and Trucks and Carrying Case) Style: Pull-Back Vehicle Set J. Kang Verified Purchase 1 Star for Necessary Aftermarket Fixes for Unnecessary Ideology in a Child's Toy My child seems to like the cars in their base functionality seemingly fine; I suspect he would like them just the same if they were colored in the manner of a clown throwing up paint on them. Nonetheless, I feel compelled to give it one star due aftermarket modifications which were required. Chiefly, the decision to include a cop car no discernible (logical) reason seems to be a strange ideological choice in order to venerate the status of far-from-beloved (i.e. often oppressive) force in society. Keep in mind this is a toy designed for a 1-year-old child who has no ideological conceptions yet, and it seems it odd for a toy company to inject it. On some level, I suppose it is fitting it is manufactured by a company named "Melissa & Doug" as more than likely these are the kind of names of people that would feel comfortable calling the police for nearly any infraction. It seems out of place next to unarmed "public" services (school bus, fire truck, and a taxi cab albeit not public service). Given the inclusion of the taxi cab, there clearly is no aversion to just tax-payer funded services -ergo the inclusion of EMS would have been a seemingly more neutral ideological choice (i.e. a service which saves lives rather than deletes them). Perhaps in their next iteration, Melissa & Doug will include an Uber car driven by an underpaid teacher in lieu of a taxi cab and a border patrol car in lieu of a school bus. One person found this helpful Report Helpful Amazon, not facebook, but still insane

Amazon, not facebook, but still insane

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Forever, Help, and Home: What doing? I help? I help! (grandparents new rescue, Shasta, is fitting right in at her forever home)

What doing? I help? I help! (grandparents new rescue, Shasta, is fitting right in at her forever home)

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Books, Brains, and Clothes: The Books THE SHOW "I thought the crossbow fitting. You shared so much with KOFF KOFF KOFF KOFF ord Tywin, why not that? Your niece will think the Tyrells had you murdered, mayhaps with the connivance of the Imp The Tyrells wil suspect her. Someone somewherel find a way to blame the Dornishmen. Doubt, division, and mistrust wil eat the very ground beneath your boy king, whilst Aegon raises his banner above Storm's End and the lords of the realm gather round him." HACK HACKK COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH UUUAAGGGHHH HACH HACH COFF QOF QOF QOF WOF WOF WUUGHHH HACK WACK HACK KACK KOFF KOFF LETS--BETRAY DANY--COFCOFCOFCOFCO gon?" For a moment he did not understand. Then he remembered. A babe swaddled in a crimson cloak, the cloth stained with his blood and brains. "Dead. He's dead." "No." The eunuch's voice seemed deeper. "He is here. Aegon has been shaped for rule since before he could walk. He has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of his education. He reads and writes, he speaks severa.l tongues, he has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed him in the mysteries of the Faith since he was old enough to understand them. He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingshi,p is his right. Aegon knows that kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them." TYRION LETS-COFF COFF TUEREIS SOMETMING CLASSICALLY EPIG Books vs Show

Books vs Show

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Future, Reddit, and Videos: AutoModerator Notification: from /u/AutoModerator sent a minute ago Your submission used video in the title and has been automatically flaired as: Videos If this flair submission seems unsuitable, please re-flair your post with the best-fitting flair. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns Permalink Delete Report Block User Mark Unread Reply AutoModerator Notification: from /u/AutoModerator sent a minute ago Your submission used ra in the title and has been automatically flaired as: Games If this flair submission seems unsuitable, please re-flair your post with the best-fitting flair. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns Permalink Delete Report Block User Mark Unread Reply Post Reply: from /u/AutoModerator [M] via /r/promotereddit sent a minute ago Thank you for posting to /r/promotereddit. However, as reddit.com is not in your payment plan, your post has been removed by your ISP. Please spend $5 a month to post on this subreddit Just kidding. But seriously, this could be the future one day. If you believe in Net Neutrality, please go to https://www.battleforthenet.com/ I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns All on the same post; the post was neither about videos or games. And then they give me this crap!

All on the same post; the post was neither about videos or games. And then they give me this crap!

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California, For, and Fitting: Took this pic a while ago in California. Felt fitting for this subreddit

Took this pic a while ago in California. Felt fitting for this subreddit

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Feet, Table, and Tables: The feet of these tables prevent the tabletops from fitting together as one table.

The feet of these tables prevent the tabletops from fitting together as one table.

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Game of Thrones, Rey, and Coffee: REY do no1 I designed this game of thrones inspired coffee shop logo a few weeks ago, seems fitting now! Wanted to share :)

I designed this game of thrones inspired coffee shop logo a few weeks ago, seems fitting now! Wanted to share :)

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