25+ Best Five Memes | Billions Memes, Punishes Memes, Positive Thinking Memes

Alive, Cats, and Coldplay: julia reinstein@juliareinstein I learned how to do CPR today so now know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Songs to do CPR to l of these son ht Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow beat to perform CPR. Pick o remember SHUFFLE PLAY case you ever need to save a life PLAYLIST BY MMMBop-Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast.. Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) NYPHOSPITAL Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman E May 18, 2017 2h 56m Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow FI Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma… Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2 Fl Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (. You Can't Hurry Love Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga Devices Avalable Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198. Something Just Like This The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik. 茴 Q (0) IN RadioYour Library x-cetra: esaa-tas: aquarian-sunchild: positive-memes: Drop the beat not the heart rate I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so I can punch them back to life while screaming MMMBop. you Also, for those of us above a certain age, the American Heart Association has long recommended the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive as a CPR aid.

x-cetra: esaa-tas: aquarian-sunchild: positive-memes: Drop the beat not the heart rate I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so ...

Memes, Down Syndrome, and Croatian: Throwback to when Luka Modric was told a boy with down syndrome wanted to give him a high five because he is his favourite player. Modric got him on stage with the whole Croatian team and had his arm around him throughout the ceremony. This is class. 🇭🇷👏 https://t.co/4HsCFRTW7A

Throwback to when Luka Modric was told a boy with down syndrome wanted to give him a high five because he is his favourite player. Modric go...

Club, Energy, and Music: THIS SENTENCE HAS FIVE WORDS BY GARY PROVOST This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It's like a stuck record. he ear demands some variety. Now listen I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals- sounds that say listen to this, it is important. MAXKIRİN.TUMBLR.COM laughoutloud-club: Reading It Is So Satisfying

laughoutloud-club: Reading It Is So Satisfying

Memes, 🤖, and Red: Dr.A @DrA 001 Tbvh panties are unnecessary except for those "red" five days. Ladies do you agree? 🤔 . KraksTV

Ladies do you agree? 🤔 . KraksTV

Fam, Memes, and Live: @Nitabita94 #weetlikethe2000s I1 Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 Step 5 PM DJ LIVE X @IAMDJLIVE Step five ain't exist in the 2000s fam step 5????bye

step 5????bye

Crying, Mood, and Phone: Margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work Mood 😭

Mood 😭

Taken, True, and Tumblr: After a woman was taken to the hospital with hypoglycemia (low bloodsugar), two policemen stayed behind to prepare dinner for the five kids who were still in the house. Afterwards, they also did the dishes. (Eindhoven, Netherlands) awesomacious: True heroes don’t wear cape

awesomacious: True heroes don’t wear cape

Crying, Phone, and Saw: Margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work 10/1/18, 12:39 PM

Tumblr, Cupid, and Blog: fluidpuck Two fair men lie in water warm and slow, As brothers are they joinëd heart to heart; But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow; Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart. 85,491 notes awesomacious: Poetry: Not gay.

awesomacious: Poetry: Not gay.

Anaconda, Cats, and Coldplay: julia reinstein@juliareinstein , ) I learned how to do CPR today so now I know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The A3-American ReİKta . when The World Co. Songs to do CPR to All of these songs are 100 8PM-the right in cane xou ever needs to save a life PLAYLIST B Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z-Rainbow SHUFFLE PLAY MMMBop- Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast . Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman ) May 18, 2017 O 2h 56m Fly ugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAYZ.Raib Who's That Gir Madonna Celebration (double disc version Rock This Town- Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol 2 Fly Sugar Ray-hino Hi-Five Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster You Can't Hurry Love Maic To My Eyes Lady Gege Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma.. Stray Cats-The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 Something Just Like This The Chainsmokers, Coldplay Something Just Lik...

Family, Love, and Exercise: I wish I loved exercise as much as l love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Eating for a family of five

Eating for a family of five

Tumblr, Cupid, and Blog: fluidpuck FOLLOW Two fair men lie in water warm and slow, As brothers are they joined heart to heart, But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow; Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart. #1 hate how proud i am of this #two bros chillin in a hot tub awesomacious: 🎶two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet alart coz they’re not gay🎶

awesomacious: 🎶two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet alart coz they’re not gay🎶

Cats, Coldplay, and Hips Don't Lie: julia reinstein@juliareinstein I learned how to do CPR today so now know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Songs to do CPR to l of these son ht Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow beat to perform CPR. Pick o remember SHUFFLE PLAY case you ever need to save a life PLAYLIST BY MMMBop-Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast.. Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) NYPHOSPITAL Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman E May 18, 2017 2h 56m Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow FI Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma… Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2 Fl Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (. You Can't Hurry Love Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga Devices Avalable Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198. Something Just Like This The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik. 茴 Q (0) IN RadioYour Library Drop the beat not the heart rate

Drop the beat not the heart rate

Crying, Hoe, and Memes: Margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work @hoe

@hoe

Anaconda, Bless Up, and Costco: Good old boy still has some wags left I know people love to give puppies as presents on holidays bc they cute but keep in mind they cutely poop on the couch and pee down the heat - AC vent lol check out pet finder aka pet tinder and get your loved one a lovely doggo who can live out his or her last years with love. “But smash they’ll die and my kids will be sad! 😢” Well bish listen lol. That’s the thing. People were never sheltered from death. Their grandpa would die. Their dad would die. Their horse would die. Their mule would die. They pup would die. That was life 100+ years ago. Now we shelter all the bb’s from death and are they happier or more well adjusted? 🤔 FVCK NAH ... We’re less well adjusted than we ever been 😂. Don’t worry. Five or six year old doggie ain’t finna die tmrow plus he was already in a home before coming to the shelter so he or she usually house trained. Consider it, beloveds! “Smash my girlfriend Kelsey wants a pure bred newborn retriever she doesn’t want an adult doggie she’s doesn’t even like most dogs she’s very specific u wouldn’t understand sorry.” Aye I feel u bro! But Kelsey might be trash - I didn’t say she’s trash - she might be Mother Theresa - I said ‘might’!!! 🤷‍♂️😂. Just as there is tinder for pets called pet finder it’s also a tinder for humans called “regular a$$ tinder” - I never been on it bc I’m bold - stupid - reckless Enuf to ask girls out at whole food - traders joe - the gym - Costco - hotel lobby - intelligentsia coffee - the doctor’s office 🤦‍♂️😂 but it work - U might could find a comely lass with artful tattoos, hygienic nether regions and a love of old boyes - bam - dont Short yaself, YOLO Bless up 😍❤️😂

I know people love to give puppies as presents on holidays bc they cute but keep in mind they cutely poop on the couch and pee down the heat...

Doctor, Instagram, and Lawyer: Lij Tafari lijitimate Five careers in parent's eyes: Doctor Lawyer Teacher Engineer Disgrace @pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

Beer, Time, and Classical Art: Lloyd de Beer @LloyddeBeer Follow This 16thC guy was miles ahead of hipsters everywhere with an amazing cat t-shirt. He knows he is gonna be on trend in five centuries time. O.

Memes, Soldiers, and Heroes: On 8 September 2009, Marine Sgt. Dakota Meyer disobeyed a direct order from a superior to pull back from his position so he could rescue wounded soldiers from a firefight a mile away. He ended up going back five times, saved the lives of 36 soldiers, and won the Medal of Honor. Not all heroes wear capes

Not all heroes wear capes

Anaconda, Memes, and Nfl: FOX DXNFL 97 71 VIKINGS121 0EAGLES 2-2 0 1st 14:10 1st & 10 NFL DET 2 rec, 15 yds LeGarrette Blount: 12 rush, 22 yds, 2 TD Kenny Golladay: 4 rec, 98 y Five games in. Five consecutive 100-yard games from @athielen19! #SKOL #MINvsPHI https://t.co/X1CL8Hx8bm

Five games in. Five consecutive 100-yard games from @athielen19! #SKOL #MINvsPHI https://t.co/X1CL8Hx8bm

Memes, Chiefs, and 🤖: ONF 5 3 The @Chiefs defense was ready for Week 5. With FIVE sacks. And FIVE forced turnovers! #ChiefsKingdom #JAXvsKC https://t.co/1HYoORgquB

The @Chiefs defense was ready for Week 5. With FIVE sacks. And FIVE forced turnovers! #ChiefsKingdom #JAXvsKC https://t.co/1HYoORgquB

Control, Girl, and Restaurant: gracie @gnmoney This little girl in the restaurant, maybe five, tugs on her dads jacket & complains about being cold & he says 'Well damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather". His wife hit him & said "For the last time, we didn't name her that so you could reference That 70's Show" 부부

Alive, Comfortable, and Life: Five Rules to Remember in Life 1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk These should assist you with most daily decision choices.

Chicago, Memes, and Sports: Chicago SPORTS CHICAGO MARATHON Bann of An Oct 7 |Great Britain's Mo Farah wins Chicago Marathon, shattering the European marathon record of 2:05:48 Great Britain's four-time Olympic track champion, Mo Farah, won a stunning Chicago Marathon victory with an unofficial score of two hours five minutes and 11 seconds. The previous European marathon record was two hours five minutes and forty eight seconds.

Great Britain's four-time Olympic track champion, Mo Farah, won a stunning Chicago Marathon victory with an unofficial score of two hours fi...

Parents, Chicken, and Fancy: When you're five years old and your parents take you to a fancy restaurant and the waiter asks what you want CHICKEN FINGERS

Meme, Memes, and Snapchat: When someone shows you an old meme EVERYTHING YOU UKE I LIKED FIVE YEARS AGO Snapchat: dankmemesgang 💦👅

Snapchat: dankmemesgang 💦👅

Crying, Phone, and Saw: Margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work

Family, Memes, and Pregnant: "Stillbirth is much more common than people might think but it's rarely talked about" In the UK, an average of nine babies a day are stillborn. Fiona became pregnant with the baby she had longed for last year, but her waters broke early and her daughter died. Tap the link in our bio 👆 to read about her story of a year of grief and healing and the words of five extraordinary women who all had similar experiences. baby motherhood stillbirth family bbcnews

In the UK, an average of nine babies a day are stillborn. Fiona became pregnant with the baby she had longed for last year, but her waters b...

Crying, Phone, and Saw: Margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work

Animals, Cute, and Memes: Hand-sized meerkats Cute alert! These meerkat pups are so tiny they could fit in your hand. The five babies were filmed venturing out with their parents at a zoo near Sydney. animals cuteanimals meerkat zoo sydney bbcnews

Cute alert! These meerkat pups are so tiny they could fit in your hand. The five babies were filmed venturing out with their parents at a zo...

Melania Trump, Memes, and School: AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster During her first solo international trip, @flotus visited the Chipala Primary School in Lilongwe, Malawi. First Lady Melania Trump aims to make child well-being the main focus of her five-day, four-country tour.

During her first solo international trip, @flotus visited the Chipala Primary School in Lilongwe, Malawi. First Lady Melania Trump aims to m...

The Middle, Old, and Painting: loday my five year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes

Crying, Memes, and Phone: Margater @maggieisntcool ijust saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work 10/1/18, 12:39 PM Post 1258: this makes sense to me

Post 1258: this makes sense to me

College, Crying, and Phone: Margater @maggieisntcool ijust saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work College PTSD is REAL folks

College PTSD is REAL folks

Memes, Music, and Tupac Shakur: TUPAC'S ESTATE SETTLES 5-YEAR-0OLD FIGHT WINS BACK UNRELEASED MUSIC HOU EG The estate of Tupac Shakur achieved a major milestone last week, winning a five-year battle over the late rapper’s unreleased music. ————————————- the estate — once headed by Tupac’s later mother Afeni Shakur— sued Entertainment One back in 2013. The lawsuit claimed Entertainment One had breached a contract to pay Tupac’s estate royalties worth seven figures for 2007’s Beginnings: The Lost Tapes. The estate also sued for the ownership of the master recordings for all of Tupac’s unreleased music. ——————————- Now, a court has ruled Entertainment One must pay over six figures for royalties from the rapper’s posthumous releases. This also means that all the unreleased recordings will go back to the estate Via: @100goldmoon

The estate of Tupac Shakur achieved a major milestone last week, winning a five-year battle over the late rapper’s unreleased music. ———————...

Buzzfeed, Help, and Today: 5 THINGS THAT ARE HARDER BuzzFeeD presents 5333 THAN REGISTERING TO VOTE 2016 vs today, these five things are still harder to do than registering to vote. Need help registering to VOTE? Sign up at TurboVote!

2016 vs today, these five things are still harder to do than registering to vote. Need help registering to VOTE? Sign up at TurboVote!

Africa, Memes, and Free: Rehab revolutionary This is how one woman's bike accident transformed the lives of thousands of disabled people. Tap the link in our bio 👆to read more about Amina Slaoui, who built one of the largest rehab centres in Africa. One in five patients gets their treatment for free, paid for those who have insurance who can afford it themselves. morocco africa wheelchair disability instagood BBCWorldService BBCInnovators bbcnews

This is how one woman's bike accident transformed the lives of thousands of disabled people. Tap the link in our bio 👆to read more about Ami...

Dad, Hello, and Love: My dad still sleeps on the floor because we can't afford a medical bed, or he sleeps a sitting up on the couch, and we rent a three bedroom house with five adults living in it. I run his appointments, schedule bill payments, and do all his banking. I also respond to emails for him sometimes. It's been hard on him, and not fair. But now he laughs. We work together to do most things, and we're trying to get to the point where we can buy him a new house (my sisters and I are all working), but the most important part is that we still have each other. I'm grateful for that. Reply 12.9k leenie12213 10h Hello. I have a medical bed that you can have, but it is Tocated in south eastern Tiorida. I sent a PM and we'll see what we can do. Reply ↑ 12.9k . whatisanerd3.8h I own a moving company and would love to give you free transport. PM sent. https://t.co/5lQGvKi9hM

https://t.co/5lQGvKi9hM

Africa, Children, and Melania Trump: CGTN CGTN Africa AFRICA @cgtnafrica #FLOTUS Melania Trump is expected to land in #Africa on Monday on her first big solo international trip, aiming to make child well-being the focus of a five-day, four-country tour. Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance Why is Melania trump going all the way to Africa to focus on issues involving child welfare when she could be visiting tent cities in Texas where her husband is housing migrant children? We can't blame her for trying to get away from the POTUS, but still...

We can't blame her for trying to get away from the POTUS, but still...

Dad, Hello, and Love: My dad still sleeps on the floor because we can't afford a medical bed, or he sleeps a sitting up on the couch, and we rent a three bedroom house with five adults living in it. I run his appointments, schedule bill payments, and do all his banking. I also respond to emails for him sometimes. It's been hard on him, and not fair. But now he laughs. We work together to do most things, and we're trying to get to the point where we can buy him a new house (my sisters and I are all working), but the most important part is that we still have each other. I'm grateful for that. Reply 12.9k leenie12213 10h Hello. I have a medical bed that you can have, but it is Tocated in south eastern fiorida. I sent a PM and we'l see what we can do. Reply 12.9k whatisanerd 3.8h I own a moving company and would love to give you free transport. PM sent. Reply ↑ 7.1k

Dad, Hello, and Love: My dad still sleeps on the floor because we can't afford a medical bed, or he sleeps a sitting up on the couch, and we rent a three bedroom house with five adults living in it. I run his appointments, schedule bill payments, and do all his banking. I also respond to emails for him sometimes. It's been hard on him, and not fair. But now he laughs. We work together to do most things, and we're trying to get to the point where we can buy him a new house (my sisters and I are all working), but the most important part is that we still have each other. I'm grateful for that. Reply 12.9k leenie1221白画3-10h Hello. I have a medical bed that you can have, but it is Tocated in south eastern Trorida.I sent a PM and we'll see what we can do. Reply 12.9k whatisanerd3.8h I own a moving company and would love to give you free transport. PM sent. Reply7.1k This is why I love reddit.

This is why I love reddit.

Memes, Nfl, and Bears: FOX BUCCANEERS 2-1 O BEARS 21 0 1st 13:13 09 2nd & 10 NFL RAVENS STEELERS 8:20 PM ET The @ChicagoBears quarterback threw SIX touchdowns, including five in the first half. @Mtrubisky10 was UNSTOPPABLE in Week 4! 🐻⬇️ #TBvsCHI #DaBears https://t.co/yu3h0LvqAg

The @ChicagoBears quarterback threw SIX touchdowns, including five in the first half. @Mtrubisky10 was UNSTOPPABLE in Week 4! 🐻⬇️ #TBvsCHI ...

Bad, Bad Day, and Memes: WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS IT A BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOU MILKED ALL DAY? I didn't need such a personal attack Oops

Oops

Bad, Bad Day, and Memes: WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS IT A BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOV MILKED ALL DAy? @memezar I didn't need such a personal attack The truth hurts via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DPgCrF

The truth hurts via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DPgCrF

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: PFAFF iatethelastofthecorpse: liquidglue on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt On this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt n-breezii:On this day four years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt On this day five years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

n-breezii:On this day four years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt On this day five years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

Time, Wave, and Lift: If someone won't lift a finger to call you or spend time with you... then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye.

Shower, Tumblr, and Blog: Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Me: I hate math. Also me: If I cut my shower down to three minutes and breakfast down to ten, I can hit the nine-minute snooze two more times and only be five minutes late. memehumor: Literally Every Morning

$Shower, Tumblr, and Blog: Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Me: I hate math. Also me: If I cut my shower down to three minutes and breakfast down to ten, I can hit the nine-minute snooze two more times and only be five minutes late. memehumor: Literally Every Morning$