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In my last caption I said that even inanimate objects can be deserving of love, attention and concern. And one of my followers popped up and said "Like a vibrator, for instance." BRUH...😫...πŸ˜‚...LET THIS BE A WARNING TO U MEN...KEEP FUCKING AROUND IF U WANT TO...FINNA GET HIT WITH THAT "omg my boss gave me a presentation to do by tmrow 😐 let's raincheck please?" AND SHE GON RETIRE TO HER ROOM FOR A ROUND OR TWO WITH HER FAVORITE TOY (nickname: "Ricardo") AND THE SOOTHING COMFORT OF A HOT BATH AND SOME HERBAL TEA - ALL THAT AFFECTION U COULD HAVE HAD - NOW A BATTERY-OPERATED DEVICE NAMED Ricardo IS THE PROUD RECIPIENT - AND HE DON'T FLAKE, MAKE HER WAIT FOR A TEXT BACK, OR ROLL OVER AND SCHLEEP AFTER SEXY TIME - YALL BE CAREFUL OUT THERE πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: OMG LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE PAWS @DrSmashlove In my last caption I said that even inanimate objects can be deserving of love, attention and concern. And one of my followers popped up and said "Like a vibrator, for instance." BRUH...😫...πŸ˜‚...LET THIS BE A WARNING TO U MEN...KEEP FUCKING AROUND IF U WANT TO...FINNA GET HIT WITH THAT "omg my boss gave me a presentation to do by tmrow 😐 let's raincheck please?" AND SHE GON RETIRE TO HER ROOM FOR A ROUND OR TWO WITH HER FAVORITE TOY (nickname: "Ricardo") AND THE SOOTHING COMFORT OF A HOT BATH AND SOME HERBAL TEA - ALL THAT AFFECTION U COULD HAVE HAD - NOW A BATTERY-OPERATED DEVICE NAMED Ricardo IS THE PROUD RECIPIENT - AND HE DON'T FLAKE, MAKE HER WAIT FOR A TEXT BACK, OR ROLL OVER AND SCHLEEP AFTER SEXY TIME - YALL BE CAREFUL OUT THERE πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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ok so like i went through that corny john green book phase a few years ago right and that was really the last time i read a book. and it's 2 am and thinking about it i haven't read a book in THREE years until tonight. THREE FUCKING YEARS. and tonight i read my summer reading book, begrudgingly, because when you're being forced to read, it takes all the fun out of it (especially that bullshit from hundreds of years ago. you keep saying shakesphere would be turning in his grave if he knew his plays were being read, not performed like BITCH HE IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE STFU) anyways tangent. reading is actually really fun when you get the right book and i honestly forget what the point of this was. maybe it was rediscovering how reading really transcends you or maybe i was tryna show that hatred for the school system shoving unnecessary literature down our throats and making us think that we hate reading because of it *insert that weird hands up indirect emoticon thing* β€”sara: NEWS Find local news Home UK Word Briness Polics Toch Scienco Health Education Ertetanmont&Arts video&Audio Moro England Regan JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING 12 minutes ago England Top Stories 1. 2. 3. 4. All the pigoons are on fire Local idiot tries to fry an egg on the pavement. Dies Why do people keop taking their shirts off A99 with a flake now costs two months rent in London thanks to Osborne 5. Prince Phillip to bo sold for leather Wind to be imported from France 6. Features Dogs die in hot cars Nigella gives us her best recipes for the perfectly cooked Dalmatian Everything is just bloody awful All water has evaporated. Taps just produce steam . This may be the end This country can't even handle a slight breeze without collapsing what the holl are wo supposed to do here? How can we blame Europe? . Wasps can shit off -Fruity cider levels are so low the middle class may become extinct in 3 days. How to survive Brain Freeze. Bear Grylis eats a solero in one bite to show us how to deal with the worst pain a Brit can feel. Gylis oats a days Shorts and how your legs look awtul Shorts and how your legs look awful ok so like i went through that corny john green book phase a few years ago right and that was really the last time i read a book. and it's 2 am and thinking about it i haven't read a book in THREE years until tonight. THREE FUCKING YEARS. and tonight i read my summer reading book, begrudgingly, because when you're being forced to read, it takes all the fun out of it (especially that bullshit from hundreds of years ago. you keep saying shakesphere would be turning in his grave if he knew his plays were being read, not performed like BITCH HE IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE STFU) anyways tangent. reading is actually really fun when you get the right book and i honestly forget what the point of this was. maybe it was rediscovering how reading really transcends you or maybe i was tryna show that hatred for the school system shoving unnecessary literature down our throats and making us think that we hate reading because of it *insert that weird hands up indirect emoticon thing* β€”sara
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"I didn't want her to wake up and hear the news and not know what was going on." Senator JeffFlake made sure to call Congressman SteveScalise's wife after he was shot by a gunman with a rifle who opened fire during a GOP baseball practice in Alexandria, Virginia. For all the latest details on this story, click the link in our bio.: Fox News "He looked like 40s, maybe 50, dark hair, @JeffFlake: "I got @SteveScalise's phone & white with a blue shirt on and I think jeans. called his wife. I didn't want her to wake up & My view of him was quick." @JeffFlake on hear the news & not know what was going gunman NTON FOR Fox News o Fox News "He had a lot of ammo and I think he must "I just remember seeing some gravel bounce have been secured behind the third base off as shots were coming near us and so we dugout for awhile @JeffFlake on security's climbed into the dugout @JeffFlake response NEWS @FoxNews "We could see @SteveScalise out into the Fox News field. He dragged himself after he was shot... He was laying motionless out there." "Finally when I heard the shooter was down, I @Jeff Flake low out to @SteveScalise and started putting pressure on the wound." @JeffFlake NEWS AP/Matt York "I didn't want her to wake up and hear the news and not know what was going on." Senator JeffFlake made sure to call Congressman SteveScalise's wife after he was shot by a gunman with a rifle who opened fire during a GOP baseball practice in Alexandria, Virginia. For all the latest details on this story, click the link in our bio.

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Wendy's Twitter owner is mad savageπŸ˜‚ follow @codmemenation (me) for more! Like for good luckπŸ‘Š ignore for bad luck😩 Tag a friendπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–...

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