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Ass, Fucking, and Google: Anonymous 11/25/14(Tue)18:28:53 No.5853006 E>5853020 >>5857450 >5859006 1381741170733.png (27 KB, 144x161) google igdb saucenao igdb regex >5851751 >Be concubine character >High bluff but very basic combat skills and nothing for utility >Supposed to be high level campaign but I'm adamant this is who I want to go with >Have to be carried through every fight basically, party thoroughly annoyed Finally make it to dark lord's fortress Betray party and announce I love the dark lord and will do anything for him >Party locked in dungeon while dark lord and me have wedding ceremony I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT MY ASSHOLE IS IN DANGER! >We retire to his chambers to consummate, at this point party telling me and DM to stop this is fucking stupid they just want to D&D not bear witness to our ERP The dark lord turns his back on us and I reveal myself >Concubine opens her legs and epic level halfling rogue slides out of her ass >This was my true character all along www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/skills.htm#extremelyTightSpace >Ive been rolling to stay hidden up her ass the entire campaign to get close enough to the dark lord to assassinate him Concubine is just a hired NPC that DM agreed probably had an anal circumference of more than 2 inches and was willing to let it slide >One last roll >With his legendary armour removed and his back turned he never sees me coming Shoot up there like a flash before he even knows what's happening >Destroy him from the inside like a whirling dervish >Free party from dungeons and clean up the rest of his minions >Entire group is speechless and that was how I saved the land
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