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Not a master, the master: VER him how the computers slaved to Grievous's brain had appar- ently analyzed even Mace's unconventionally lethal Vaapad and had been able to respond in kind after a single exchange. "He must have been trained by Count Dooku," Mace had said, "so you can expect Makashi as well; given the number of Jedi he has fought and slain, you must expect that he can attack in any style, or all of them. In fact, Obi-Wan, I believe that of all living Jedi, you have the best chance to defeat him." This pronouncement had startled Obi-Wan, and he had protested. After all, the only form in which he was truly even proficient was Soresu, which was the most common lightsaber form in the Jedi Order. Founded upon the basic deflection prin- ciples all Padawans were taught-to enable them to protect themselves from blaster bolts-Soresu was very simple, and so restrained and defense-oriented that it was very nearly downright passive. “But surely, Master Windu," Obi-Wan had said, "you, with the power of Vaapad-or Yoda's mastery of Ataro-" Mace Windu had almost smiled. "I created Vaapad to answer my weakness: it channels my own darkness into a weapon of the light. Master Yoda's Ataro is also an answer to weakness: the lim- itations of reach and mobility imposed by his stature and his age. But for you? WVhat weakness does Soresu answer?" Blinking, Obi-Wan had been forced to admit he'd never ac- tually thought of it that way. "That is so like vou. Master Kenobi." the Korun Master had you, invented a lethal style; but who is greater, the creator of a killing form-or the master of the classic form?" said, shaking his head. "I am called a great swordsman because i "Im very flattered that you would consider me a master, but really-" "Not a master. The master," Mace had said. "Be who you are, and Grievous will never defeat you. 22 Not a master, the master

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The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down: 2:50 1 ull LTE Today 10:32 AM This is such a weird thing to do. Don't take it as an insult. It's a big compliment actually. I really liked you a lot and I think you are really cute and sweet and funny. So I want to set you up with my good friend if you would be ok with that. I just think you two would have more in common than we do. She likes heavy metal music and she's a nerd and she's shy and beautiful and funny. She's religious though and that's a deal breaker for her if you aren't religious. So two questions, would you want to meet her? And are you religious? Today 11:18 AM I'm super flattered, but l'm very much not religious and totally respect that being a deal breaker. As curious as l'd be to meet her, since that is a deal breaker it's a moot point! I also enjoyed our date last night, you seem like an interesting and attractive woman. But I think there was just a certain chemistry missing, and l'd like to give you the opportunity to find a guy who's a better match for you. Hahaha You're so wonderful! Omg. I'm going to talk to my friend. The entire date I was thinking that you are perfect for her. You two have the same energy. Ugh. Yeah. Religion is a deal breaker for her. You are so nice though! That is the absolute sweetest way anyone has ever turned me down. I wish I had more single female friends to set you up with because you are so sweet and awesome. I would give you 5 stars if I could rate you on here. Hahaha. Sent Aww, you're too sweet. The feeling is mutual. I absolutely wish you and your friend the best of luck with navigating the buffet of guys you both undoubtedly have as options. Like I said, you seem like an amazing girl, just maybe not the amazing girl for me! Send Type a message GIF Stitch It! The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

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The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down: 2:50 1 ull LTE Today 10:32 AM This is such a weird thing to do. Don't take it as an insult. It's a big compliment actually. I really liked you a lot and I think you are really cute and sweet and funny. So I want to set you up with my good friend if you would be ok with that. I just think you two would have more in common than we do. She likes heavy metal music and she's a nerd and she's shy and beautiful and funny. She's religious though and that's a deal breaker for her if you aren't religious. So two questions, would you want to meet her? And are you religious? Today 11:18 AM I'm super flattered, but l'm very much not religious and totally respect that being a deal breaker. As curious as l'd be to meet her, since that is a deal breaker it's a moot point! I also enjoyed our date last night, you seem like an interesting and attractive woman. But I think there was just a certain chemistry missing, and l'd like to give you the opportunity to find a guy who's a better match for you. Hahaha You're so wonderful! Omg. I'm going to talk to my friend. The entire date I was thinking that you are perfect for her. You two have the same energy. Ugh. Yeah. Religion is a deal breaker for her. You are so nice though! That is the absolute sweetest way anyone has ever turned me down. I wish I had more single female friends to set you up with because you are so sweet and awesome. I would give you 5 stars if I could rate you on here. Hahaha. Sent Aww, you're too sweet. The feeling is mutual. I absolutely wish you and your friend the best of luck with navigating the buffet of guys you both undoubtedly have as options. Like I said, you seem like an amazing girl, just maybe not the amazing girl for me! Type a message Send GIF Stitch It! The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

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This guy definitely, *definitely* did totally fuck a lesbian (found on another sub): How I fucked a "lesbian" this weekend. Field Report First off, I want to say that it's not necessarily a good idea to go after women who claim they're lesbians because a lot of times they really don't want anything to do with men and they're generally just lower quality in all aspects (looks, personality...) and they're more likely to be feminists. Here's the story: my friends and I decide we want to go out on Friday, we're deciding where to go when the self-proclaimed lesbian chick suggests we go to the gay bar downtown. The rest of us haven't had any great ideas and the gay bar doesn't have a cover that day, so we decide to go. I'm not upset because last time I went there I found a freaky "bisexual" chick to take home. Anyway, we get there and the so-called lesbian starts talking to me. She tells me she's so glad we're somewhere where she doesn't have to worry about guys hitting on her. I'm sure she's flattered when guys hit on her, and I tell her that, and she says, "Well..." and kind of giggles. At that point I know she craves male attention, and then I hang it in her face by saying, "You're not going to get any attention from me tonight." She asks why not. "Because you're lesbian, right?" And then she says, "Well... yeah.." and sounds pretty unsure. I already suspected at this point that she wasn't lesbian because a) She's not a total bitch, and b) She actually looks like a female. This guy definitely, *definitely* did totally fuck a lesbian (found on another sub)
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Bio classmate. The only thing we’ve ever done together is a couple homework assignments in the school library. No flirting, hints, nothing: 2 1 з 3 < (i Active now Active now Active now I dont understand your thought Неу So you're not even denying it process Imfao Sup Tell me what she has that I don't Its late at night during a snowstorm and im inviting you Did you finish the handout for bio Im funnier smarter and more over to my apartment where im lab? I'm kinda stuck alone caring Yeah but I just got back to my But i bet if it was youd be All she has is long hair and a nice dorm. Kinda wanna shower and full of energy and right y to fuck smile go straight to bed lol But I guess boys at this age haven't figured out whats important yet your loss You could come to my apartment and we could fall asleep to a Now you ca movie or something after we do I was in Wheres this some homework...? e've I'm not even sure how to respond to you. I'm just not interested in you like that. I thought I made that clear a while ago. I thought Ohh im flattered but i've been |assignments in the library together. I just wanna sleep after a long day and you're being realy aggressive shoveling snow all day and really just wanna sleep.I can send you the homework answers first thing in the morning if that works tho you were super cool about it but you're right. You are smart. so im sure you can figure out the homework by yourself. Please don't talk to me again So you're not even denying it I dont understand your thought process Imfao Tell me what she has that I don't Immature little bitch boy Its late at night during a Im funnior cmartor and moro. Delete chat Delete chat You blocked You blocked Delete chat You blocked Bio classmate. The only thing we’ve ever done together is a couple homework assignments in the school library. No flirting, hints, nothing
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