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Beautiful, Head, and Life: vulpeculavolans: warmbrightedits: Southern Comfort (2001) A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender girlfriend Lola. [TRANSCRIPT: Robert: 鈥 and now she鈥檚 coming out, full blown鈥 she is something else. Lola: Oh, please, stop it. Robert: What? I鈥檓 just telling her how wonderful you are, and how beautiful, and how organised, and鈥 Lola: Actually, you know, I really should put all of this on tape, you know? For when I鈥檓 not feeling so great. Robert: Sweetheart, it is on tape.聽 [BOTH LAUGH] Robert: Just in the last couple of months now, it鈥檚 come on real strong, but she just really blushes! I can get her to blush all the way from head to toe. See? And she can鈥檛 deal with it! She鈥檚 never blushed like that before! Lola: [SIGHS] [BOTH LAUGH] Robert: All my life, I鈥檝e been looking for the perfect woman鈥 and all this time, she鈥檚 been right there in front of me, and I didn鈥檛 even realise it,聽鈥榗ause I never thought I鈥檇 have a chance with her. Lola: Why? You鈥檙e like鈥 completely loveable. Robert: To be loved by you, that鈥檚鈥 that鈥檚鈥 Lola: I had no notion, to think that we would have this little fling. Robert: That鈥檚 what I feel - we have this nice friendship, we can鈥檛 go out, we have fun together, we got no entanglements and stuff and then - bam! Just鈥 all of a sudden, next thing I know, we鈥檙e in love with each other and we can鈥檛 stop it. END TRANSCRIPT]
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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too. So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity. l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire. Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there. After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
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Family, Friends, and Fucking: do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend's parents were hanging around and we were joking and 隆 W:as like "well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff and they didn't laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like "maybe you should get some help, sweetie" like stfu?? help? in this I honestly don't think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it's a cry for help rather i'd even say it's past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking along the line, and most parents don't seem My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said whoops, almost killed you there!" My result of "Oh, if only. Led to an as the goddamn Addams Family and the Family that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode I will say that it's interesting because this kind of hurnor is very, very prevalent Which is honestly a place you would expect fatalistic humor to be common and used as a coping method. You're one "oops away from death on the flight deck, one inch to the left and you don't have a head anymone because the jet that just landed now owns it as a wing-tip decoration. So you joke about it because lowkey you're fucking terrified it'll happen, but you're also desensitized to the danger itself because you face it every single day for 12 hours at a time. Anyway so we all know the mindset you adopt in the military because of the danger so to realise that an identical sense of humor has been adopted by normal people should about the amount of stress modem young It was also common in previous generations that had to deal with say, war and economic One of my favorite movies is Singing In The Rain which came in out 1952, right on the tailcoat of two world wars and a looming cold one, and for all it's a cheery happy musical, it's got this really bleak witty humor too, things like call me a cab! "okay, you're a cab! or the scene where Don says he'll be homeless by the next day and Cosmo cheerfully tells him not to be ridiculous.. the bank bailiffs And then quite probably one of my favorite opening lines, where two young girls are watching Lina on screen and one says "She's so refined. I think I'll kill myself Which really resonates with a lot of the things we say now when talking about people we find personally attractive, meaning not only is fatalism not a new trend, but those two girls at the starting sequence of Singing In The Rain are totally there for Lina, not Don So it's almost as if you can use fatalist humor as a sort of social atmosphere barometer. If fatalist humors starts to become Maybe sometimes it will be obvious, like during war times or in potentially dangerous it's less obvious, like the younger generation's views of their future. Either way, from all the comments above, it seems to have somehow emerged as a reliable measure of how things this explains a lot
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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: v171 One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it whenI was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way l wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity I'm a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because l kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom Now I couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama) Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn't understand him, I imagine he said "What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombs tone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave que-mystery l enioved this more than the last season of AHS breefolk-hates-staff "He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen." redcresent "I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave" I love the sims This post was an adventure
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David Bowie, Puppies, and Target: ch in fully k tti Chapter 3 1 ng he west ing car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty each robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like d dream of enly fling the terrible eously. So rminedly ecalled" John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingy amiliar He was tall and he gangled. marsdaydream: drinkmasturbatecry: nudityandnerdery: the-fandoms-are-valentines: grandtheftautosanandreas: Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay 鈥淗e leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to聽unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.鈥 鈥淪tones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies,聽only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely聽more likely to kill you if they fell on you.鈥 鈥淗e gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind聽to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling聽around with some leaves a little way off.鈥 鈥淚t looked only partly like a聽spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on,聽and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.鈥 鈥淚f it was an emotion, it was a totally聽emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice聽is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung聽fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is聽impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly,聽but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.鈥 And, of course: 鈥淭he ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don鈥檛.鈥 the one that will always stay with me is 鈥淎rthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,鈥 i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words. I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.
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Books, David Bowie, and Puppies: ch in fully k tti Chapter 3 1 ng he west ing car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty each robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like d dream of enly fling the terrible eously. So rminedly ecalled" John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingy amiliar He was tall and he gangled. aeruh: marsdaydream: drinkmasturbatecry: nudityandnerdery: the-fandoms-are-valentines: grandtheftautosanandreas: Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay 鈥淗e leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to聽unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.鈥 鈥淪tones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies,聽only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely聽more likely to kill you if they fell on you.鈥 鈥淗e gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind聽to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling聽around with some leaves a little way off.鈥 鈥淚t looked only partly like a聽spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on,聽and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.鈥 鈥淚f it was an emotion, it was a totally聽emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice聽is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung聽fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is聽impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly,聽but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.鈥 And, of course: 鈥淭he ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don鈥檛.鈥 the one that will always stay with me is 鈥淎rthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,鈥 i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words. I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language. @forest-of-books
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