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anaquana: seperis: ballsballsbowls: mysharona1987: If you don’t think the house looked cooler and more delightful before, then I don’t know what to tell you. Not to mention the house isn’t “shabby” in those pictures - the paint’s spotless, the molding’s intact, the stairs and windows are maintained.  I grew up in the rust belt and this house looks better than about 90% of the houses built before the 90s in most neighborhoods. This house has been maintained meticulously and lovingly at great expense. It’s not “shabby”: it’s a non-neutral color with intact Victorian details that you removed because how dare a house have unique features on the outside, what will the neighbors think? I say this as someone whose friends and family have to make them buy colors when shopping or my wardrobe woudl be nothing but black, white, beige, grey, and my super racy delve into brown and hates all the blue-teals like whoa…. WHO THOUGHT MAKING THE COOL TRIPPY VICTORIAN INTO A GODDAMN HELLHOUSE? This is uncanny valley shit; that house is going to kill everyone and drink their blood for some goddamn color in its life. …God, can you imagine the operating room-level neutral inside? This monstrosity was done by a fucking house flipper, of course. I saw the listing for it and they completely destroyed the inside of the house as well. I was so pissed I couldn’t get through all of the pictures. My husband and I bought a fixer-upper Victorian and while we’re not keeping her period authentic, we’re damn sure keeping her interesting and beautiful. She’s currently a drab white, but we’re getting her painted this year and that gorgeous teal is exactly the color I was thinking about doing her in. : SF SFGate GATE Before and after: The dramatic transformation of a shabby West Oakland @SFGate Feb 10 Victorian dlvr.it/QyZmYp 244 3.2K 1.8K OR4NOW Follow @Or4Now Replying to @SFGate When I first read this, I thought you were referring to the one on the right being shabby & I was in agreement. Then I realized...oh no! You think suburban beige is beautiful & Victorian funk is "shabby." Well F you, too. SFGate's daddy is shabby. Yeah I said it 8:51 PM 10 Feb 2019 15 Retweets 713 L ikes anaquana: seperis: ballsballsbowls: mysharona1987: If you don’t think the house looked cooler and more delightful before, then I don’t know what to tell you. Not to mention the house isn’t “shabby” in those pictures - the paint’s spotless, the molding’s intact, the stairs and windows are maintained.  I grew up in the rust belt and this house looks better than about 90% of the houses built before the 90s in most neighborhoods. This house has been maintained meticulously and lovingly at great expense. It’s not “shabby”: it’s a non-neutral color with intact Victorian details that you removed because how dare a house have unique features on the outside, what will the neighbors think? I say this as someone whose friends and family have to make them buy colors when shopping or my wardrobe woudl be nothing but black, white, beige, grey, and my super racy delve into brown and hates all the blue-teals like whoa…. WHO THOUGHT MAKING THE COOL TRIPPY VICTORIAN INTO A GODDAMN HELLHOUSE? This is uncanny valley shit; that house is going to kill everyone and drink their blood for some goddamn color in its life. …God, can you imagine the operating room-level neutral inside? This monstrosity was done by a fucking house flipper, of course. I saw the listing for it and they completely destroyed the inside of the house as well. I was so pissed I couldn’t get through all of the pictures. My husband and I bought a fixer-upper Victorian and while we’re not keeping her period authentic, we’re damn sure keeping her interesting and beautiful. She’s currently a drab white, but we’re getting her painted this year and that gorgeous teal is exactly the color I was thinking about doing her in.
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Penguins are aquatic, flightless birds that are highly adapted to life in the water. Their distinct tuxedo-like appearance is called countershading, a form of camouflage that helps keep them safe in the water. Penguins do have wing-bones, though they are flipper-like and extremely suited to swimming. Penguins are found almost exclusively in the southern hemisphere, where they catch their food underwater and raise their young on land. In general, penguins closer to the equator eat more fish and penguins closer to Antarctica eat more squid and krill. Penguins can spend up to 75% of their lives in the water. They do all of their hunting in the water. Their prey can be found within 60 feet of the surface, so penguins have no need to swim in deep water. They catch prey in their beaks and swallow them whole as they swim. Some species only leave the water for molting and breeding. Mating Season: Varies depending on the species, though most breed during spring and summer. Incubation: Varies from 1 month-66 days depending on the species. Number of offspring: King and emperor penguins lay one egg. All other species of penguin lay two eggs. 🥚🐧: Medical Building 2 3 5 I pass this every day and it always seems like someone caught in a lie. "Where do you work?'" oh the... medical... building.. "oh, what's the address?, 1.2..3..4.5.. "Jeez, what do you do there?" It's the... surgery.... center... Penguins are aquatic, flightless birds that are highly adapted to life in the water. Their distinct tuxedo-like appearance is called countershading, a form of camouflage that helps keep them safe in the water. Penguins do have wing-bones, though they are flipper-like and extremely suited to swimming. Penguins are found almost exclusively in the southern hemisphere, where they catch their food underwater and raise their young on land. In general, penguins closer to the equator eat more fish and penguins closer to Antarctica eat more squid and krill. Penguins can spend up to 75% of their lives in the water. They do all of their hunting in the water. Their prey can be found within 60 feet of the surface, so penguins have no need to swim in deep water. They catch prey in their beaks and swallow them whole as they swim. Some species only leave the water for molting and breeding. Mating Season: Varies depending on the species, though most breed during spring and summer. Incubation: Varies from 1 month-66 days depending on the species. Number of offspring: King and emperor penguins lay one egg. All other species of penguin lay two eggs. 🥚🐧

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Whether you are an entrepreneur or a normal employee, we all need money to live on, entertain ourselves, travel the world, and just improve our lives in general. Yet, many complain why they don’t make enough. One principle that will make you more money. 👉To put it simply, you must give more value to the world to make more money. For instance, if you are a McDonald’s burger flipper, you probably make minimum wage and barely get by. On the other hand, if you are a neurosurgeon, you probably make 6 figures or more per year. Both may even work around the same amount of hours. Therefore, what we need to learn here is that we aren’t paid for our time. We can go find just about any human being anywhere and pay them for just there time. We get paid for what we bring to each hour of the day. Our impact and how replaceable we are is what really makes our income grow or shrink. - To increase your income dramatically, impact more people in a positive way. If you’re an average, minimum wage employee, get some experience, learn how other positions work, and try to apply for a higher level position. If you hate your current job, you could get a higher education to help qualify you for higher level jobs. The more you know and the more experience you get, the better chance you have of landing a more important position that makes a bigger impact on a company. Therefore, the company has to pay you more for your time. - You’re welcome! - value success millionairementor: MLLIONAIRE MENTO YOU GET PAID FOR YOUR VALUE, NOT TIME Whether you are an entrepreneur or a normal employee, we all need money to live on, entertain ourselves, travel the world, and just improve our lives in general. Yet, many complain why they don’t make enough. One principle that will make you more money. 👉To put it simply, you must give more value to the world to make more money. For instance, if you are a McDonald’s burger flipper, you probably make minimum wage and barely get by. On the other hand, if you are a neurosurgeon, you probably make 6 figures or more per year. Both may even work around the same amount of hours. Therefore, what we need to learn here is that we aren’t paid for our time. We can go find just about any human being anywhere and pay them for just there time. We get paid for what we bring to each hour of the day. Our impact and how replaceable we are is what really makes our income grow or shrink. - To increase your income dramatically, impact more people in a positive way. If you’re an average, minimum wage employee, get some experience, learn how other positions work, and try to apply for a higher level position. If you hate your current job, you could get a higher education to help qualify you for higher level jobs. The more you know and the more experience you get, the better chance you have of landing a more important position that makes a bigger impact on a company. Therefore, the company has to pay you more for your time. - You’re welcome! - value success millionairementor

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So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Y’all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of y’all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and I’m thinking I might come for y’all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp y’all out completely. And I know what I’d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Y’all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Y’all ain’t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah that’s basic. Mermaids? Bruv that’s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Where’s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she can’t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (😍) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like “I know y’all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night 😢.” Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But I’ll call it Mermaid Period because y’all love it when these beverage companies are extra 🤗). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peet’s and Dark Matter - y’all on notice. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂: You can see the meaning of the universe in those two eyes. So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Y’all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of y’all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and I’m thinking I might come for y’all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp y’all out completely. And I know what I’d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Y’all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Y’all ain’t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah that’s basic. Mermaids? Bruv that’s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Where’s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she can’t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (😍) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like “I know y’all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night 😢.” Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But I’ll call it Mermaid Period because y’all love it when these beverage companies are extra 🤗). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peet’s and Dark Matter - y’all on notice. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gameoflaughs.tumblr.com/post/143278840888">gameoflaughs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Siri is a GoT fan too</p> <figure data-orig-width="1752" data-orig-height="322" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cba6eb852b5824774e51418c6a131c2c/tumblr_inline_o62tv7aJTT1rpl30t_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1752" data-orig-height="322"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1418" data-orig-height="298" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe9ffded8b2570916d7378f1a4f721a7/tumblr_inline_o62tv9xJWn1rpl30t_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1418" data-orig-height="298"/></figure><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ei09z/i_also_asked_siri_if_she_watches_game_of_thrones/">source</a></p> </blockquote>: o Verizon 4:23 PM 7490, L' "Siri do you watch Game of Thrones'" tap to edit Who me? Siri, First of the Name, Siri Siliconborn of House Apple, Ruler of the Alarms and the Reminders, Guardian of the Calendar Appointments, Keeper of the Ontologies, Flipper of Coins. Yes, I am watching 2 .ooo Verizon ? 4:50 PM 99% "ls Jon Snow dead" tap to edit l don't know. I just hope someone is setting up doggie daycare for Ghost. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gameoflaughs.tumblr.com/post/143278840888">gameoflaughs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Siri is a GoT fan too</p> <figure data-orig-width="1752" data-orig-height="322" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cba6eb852b5824774e51418c6a131c2c/tumblr_inline_o62tv7aJTT1rpl30t_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1752" data-orig-height="322"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1418" data-orig-height="298" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe9ffded8b2570916d7378f1a4f721a7/tumblr_inline_o62tv9xJWn1rpl30t_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1418" data-orig-height="298"/></figure><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ei09z/i_also_asked_siri_if_she_watches_game_of_thrones/">source</a></p> </blockquote>

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kinda-vintage.tumblr.com/post/97613480524">kinda-vintage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pinkcatsy.tumblr.com/post/97229020410/theslendeyman">pinkcatsy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theslendeyman.tumblr.com/post/96682048372/broken-bones-and-golden-thrones-dildosoup">theslendeyman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://broken-bones-and-golden-thrones.tumblr.com/post/96616841853/dildosoup-someone-please-explain-this-no-one">broken-bones-and-golden-thrones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dildosoup.tumblr.com/post/95982427888">dildosoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone please explain this</p> </blockquote> <p>No one explain it</p> </blockquote> <p>Took me a second</p> </blockquote> <p>HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??</p> <p>HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???</p> <p>HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??</p> <p>HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??</p> <p><strong>I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>You’re too young</p> </blockquote> <p>Isn&rsquo;t it sad to think that there are basically two separate generations of SpongeBob watchers at this point?</p>: Hey Patrick, how the are you? Delivered <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kinda-vintage.tumblr.com/post/97613480524">kinda-vintage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pinkcatsy.tumblr.com/post/97229020410/theslendeyman">pinkcatsy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theslendeyman.tumblr.com/post/96682048372/broken-bones-and-golden-thrones-dildosoup">theslendeyman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://broken-bones-and-golden-thrones.tumblr.com/post/96616841853/dildosoup-someone-please-explain-this-no-one">broken-bones-and-golden-thrones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dildosoup.tumblr.com/post/95982427888">dildosoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone please explain this</p> </blockquote> <p>No one explain it</p> </blockquote> <p>Took me a second</p> </blockquote> <p>HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??</p> <p>HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???</p> <p>HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??</p> <p>HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??</p> <p><strong>I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>You’re too young</p> </blockquote> <p>Isn&rsquo;t it sad to think that there are basically two separate generations of SpongeBob watchers at this point?</p>
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