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![Food, Memes, and 🤖: dog: [stares at me because I
have food ]
me: [flips middle finger at
dog]
dog: [gives my middle finger
kisses because he does not
understand the obscene
gesture and does not believe
for an instant that I would
be cruel to him in even the
slightest way]
Source: captainsnoop
https://t.co/LNomPLRkXU](https://pics.me.me/thumb_dog-stares-at-me-because-i-have-food-me-30684093.png)
Memes, Voice, and Angry: natrashafierce
Whenever my parrot flips out and gets
angry, I say, "Hey," in this soft,
comforting voice and then talk to him
gently. He calms down within seconds.
I just got frustrated enough at something
that I went, "ARGH." My parrot said,
"Hey," all softly and sweetly like a dozen
times over the next minute. It made me
feel better instantly.
My parrot is better at conflict de-
escalation than most people
sweet parrot https://t.co/fvm9monaie
sweet parrot https://t.co/fvm9monaie
Tumblr, Voice, and Tag Someone: natrashafierce:
Whenever my parrot flips out and gets
angry, say, "Hey," in this soft,
comforting voice and then talk to him
gently. He calms down within seconds.
I just got frustrated enough at
something that I went, "ARGH" My
parrot said, "Hey," all softly and
sweetly like a dozen times over the
next minute. It made me feel better
instantly.
My parrot is better at conflict de-
escalation than most people
aw tag someone who comforts you :,)
aw tag someone who comforts you :,)
Memes, Voice, and Angry: natrashafierce:
Whenever my parrot flips out and gets
angry, say, "Hey," in this soft,
comforting voice and then talk to him
gently. He calms down within seconds.
I just got frustrated enough at
something that I went, "ARGH." My
parrot said, "Hey," all softly and
sweetly like a dozen times over the
next minute. It made me feel better
instantly.
My parrot is better at conflict de-
escalation than most people.
tag a friend!
tag a friend!
Funny, Ted, and Camera: when u tryna snap a nice pic and it flips
to the front facing camera
Hate when it happens (@hilarious.ted)
Hate when it happens (@hilarious.ted)
Memes, Wow, and Death: Comment " WOW " letter by letter to get a followback!!!! INSANE FRONT FLIP GAP OVER DEATH DROP!! By Greg Ennis @adrenaline || adrenaline
Comment " WOW " letter by letter to get a followback!!!! INSANE FRONT FLIP GAP OVER DEATH DROP!! By Greg Ennis @adrenaline || adrenaline
Crime, Memes, and Shit: Legendary Tweeter
@MyTweetsRealAF
er
If Black dudes didn't think
gymnastics was gay, we would
dominate.
I seen a nigga flip over a fence with
no hands, running from the cops.
Kim Balasanyan
Damn now imagine the success you
guys would have if black dudes
thought crime was gay
Holy shit!!!! This is too real... all of it. 😂😂😂😂 (here come the "you're racist" comments)
Holy shit!!!! This is too real... all of it. 😂😂😂😂 (here come the "you're racist" comments)
Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and
Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍 <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all 😂. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL 👏 GOT 👏 A 👏 BROTHER 👏 DOUBLE 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 CHEESE 👏. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP 😂. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up 😂😂😂 (pic: @alondraxaz)
Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍 <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the...
Bruh, Drake, and Funny: When I go back and reread the texts l
sent during my mental breakdown
@thedryginger
TCH WHAT
THE FUCK
BIT
@thedryginger flips out at least 3 times per day. I think she's broken. But, she makes great memes @thedryginger @thedryginger - - *follow @thedryginger - - funnymemes lol lmao bruh petty picoftheday funnyshit thestruggle truth hilarious savage 🙌🏽 kimkardashian drake dead dying funny rotfl savagery 😂 funnyAF InstaComedy ThugLife
@thedryginger flips out at least 3 times per day. I think she's broken. But, she makes great memes @thedryginger @thedryginger - - *follow @...
![Funny, Spider, and Tumblr: therapist: do any sounds annoy you
me: real sounds or imaginary sounds
therapist: [curious] lets say imaginary
me: spider wearing flip flops
24/01/2017, 11:02
Postize](https://pics.me.me/thumb_therapist-do-any-sounds-annoy-you-me-real-sounds-or-27220163.png)
