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    Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and
Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍 <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all 😂. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL 👏 GOT 👏 A 👏 BROTHER 👏 DOUBLE 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 CHEESE 👏. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP 😂. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up 😂😂😂 (pic: @alondraxaz)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and
Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍 <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all 😂. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL 👏 GOT 👏 A 👏 BROTHER 👏 DOUBLE 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 CHEESE 👏. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP 😂. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up 😂😂😂 (pic: @alondraxaz)
                
            

            
            
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    Anaconda, Crazy, and Crush: Work like hell. I mean you just have to put in
 80- to 100 hour weeks every week. I This
 l
 improves the odds of success. If other people
 are putting in 40-hour workweeks and you're
 putting in 100-hour workweeks, then even if
 you're doing the same
 thing, you know that
 you will achieve in four
 months what it takes
 them a year to
 achieve.
 Elon Musk
 NSTAGRAM CLEVER INVESTOR
Are you a "doer" or a "dreamer"? . We all have the same amount of time each day. What are you spending it on? . What are you committed to? . We're all committed to something. Some people are committed to school. Some people are committed to the gym. Some towards finding success. . And guess what...once those things become a priority they start seeing results. Over time...with enough hard work and sacrifice they achieve or even surpass their goals! These people are the "doers". . Here's the flip side. Pay attention. The dreamers are the procrastinators. The whinny victims that blame everyone around them. Here's what's crazy. They are committed too! . Committed to getting worse. . Instead of the gym they sleep in. . Instead of going to school they spend their time getting high and playing video games. . Instead of making success a priority they don't believe in the process and buy all the get rich schemes they can get their hands on. . It's simply a choice. It's simply where you focus your energy and time. Focus on the right things. Outwork everyone. Set ridiculously BIG goals for yourself and CRUSH them at all costs. Who knows...you might even surprise yourself at what you're capable of! . cleverinvestor motivation millionairemindset codysperber
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Anaconda, Crazy, and Crush: Work like hell. I mean you just have to put in
 80- to 100 hour weeks every week. I This
 l
 improves the odds of success. If other people
 are putting in 40-hour workweeks and you're
 putting in 100-hour workweeks, then even if
 you're doing the same
 thing, you know that
 you will achieve in four
 months what it takes
 them a year to
 achieve.
 Elon Musk
 NSTAGRAM CLEVER INVESTOR
Are you a "doer" or a "dreamer"? . We all have the same amount of time each day. What are you spending it on? . What are you committed to? . We're all committed to something. Some people are committed to school. Some people are committed to the gym. Some towards finding success. . And guess what...once those things become a priority they start seeing results. Over time...with enough hard work and sacrifice they achieve or even surpass their goals! These people are the "doers". . Here's the flip side. Pay attention. The dreamers are the procrastinators. The whinny victims that blame everyone around them. Here's what's crazy. They are committed too! . Committed to getting worse. . Instead of the gym they sleep in. . Instead of going to school they spend their time getting high and playing video games. . Instead of making success a priority they don't believe in the process and buy all the get rich schemes they can get their hands on. . It's simply a choice. It's simply where you focus your energy and time. Focus on the right things. Outwork everyone. Set ridiculously BIG goals for yourself and CRUSH them at all costs. Who knows...you might even surprise yourself at what you're capable of! . cleverinvestor motivation millionairemindset codysperber
                
            

            
            
Are you a "doer" or a "dreamer"? . We all have the same amount of time each day. What are you spending it on? . What are you committed to? ....