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Fall, Fire, and Love: Today 19 AM Choose your own adventure: match on tinder, you choose to... A Ghost him, proving his fear of the paranormal to be well founded. B. Set up a date but never follow through and just kind of talik for 2: months C.Have a deep and meaningful conversation D. Do tinder things E. Explore the cave for clues Today 9.20 AM Ya know usually l'd pick B because that's how it tends to go most of time but I'm feelin GOOD and LUCKY today so i You explore the cave. You find a tarch and light it. It's raining outside. You then choose to A Leave the cave and walk outsi de. B. Delve deeper into the cave C Check to see what else is in the entrance I love to delve. B You delve deeper into the cave as the light dissapears behind you. You come across a fork in the cave an you A Go left towards the sound of water B. Go right towards a faint light Today 124 PM I'm feeling kinda perched, A You enter a cavem with a waterfall flowing into a crystal clear pool. You then.. A Get into the water B. Try to climb up the waterfall C Look around In the cavem D. Go beck Today 3 29 PM B Today 0 PM You go to the waterfall, grab a rock to climb but it's slippery and you fall into the weter.. A You swim to share B. Dive down and explore C Drown Teday 8.58 PM B! You talke a gulp of air and dive down You reach the bottom of the pool and see a lava tube that looks like it loads to a place to breath, a glittering sword and a treasure chest. You choose to.. A Go in the tube and explore some more B. Grab the sword C. Try to open the chest D. Ascend to the top of the pool Stitch It! You enter the tube and find a new cavern filed with air with a single sliver of moonlight cutting throigh the center of the cavern that connects to the outside. You . A Check out the discarded journal sitting besides the moonlight sliver B. Stand inside of the sliver C Attempt to figure aut if there is a code in the stalagtites on the ceiling Today 9:33 PM HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm A You open the joumal and can see nates scrawled all over but the darkest says beware the light. On the next page is a code number but you can't make it out in the low light A Throw somath ing into the maonlight and see what happens B. Grab the joumal and go back to the previous cavern C. Toss the joumal aside and look at those stalagtites D. Try to get your wet torch to light somehow C You study the stalagtites, they dont meen anything, what did you cxpect? You pick the journal back up and... See above A B. D Today 10 4 PM You grab a rock and throw it into the moonlight beam, it catches fire lighting up the carven before it disintegrates away. Having sean this you... A Throw all the rocks you can in the beam to watch the fireworkss B.Put the end of your torch in the maonlught beam C. Go back in the upper cavern B! You light the torch! You can now see cvarything cloarly. You now. A Take the journal back out and try) to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C Stick your hand in the moon beam to see if it's hat Honestly...c You stick your hand in the moon beam... Surprise it's hot. Having learned that the fite setting thing is hot you then.. A Take the journal back out and try to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C. Stick your hand in the moon beam again, and science Stitch It! НАНАН can I do C and then A Your hand burns more and you can't feel your fingers anymore considering the magic fire thing this makes sense and you record it for scientific rigor. You take the journal back out and read it under the Iight You read the code that was written in it and the code is. A Sabrina's number B. 1234567890 IM INTRUIGED NOW A!! You mamorize the number then dive back into the water and approch the chest at the bottom of the lake and put in a tencdigit code. That code is.. Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

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Fall, Fire, and Tinder: Today 819 AM Choose your own adventure: A. Ghost him, proving his foar of the paranormal to be well founded B. Set up a date but never follow through and just kind of talk for 2 and D. Do tinder things E. Explore the cave for clues Ya know usually l'd pick B because that's how it tends to go most of time but I'm feelin GOOD and LUCKY today so E You explore the cave. You find a torch and ight a. It's raining outside. You then choose to A. Leave the cave and walk outside B. Delve deeper into the cave. C. Check to see what else is in the I lave to delve. B You delve deeper into the cave as the light dissapears behind you. You come across a fork in the cave an A. Go left towards the sound of B. Go right towards a faint light oday 124 PM I'm feeling kinda parched, A flowing into a crystal clear pool. You A. Get into the water B. Try to climb up the waterfall C. Look around in the cavern D. Go back Todey 3.29 PM Todey 4:09 PM You go to the waterfall, grab a rock to climb but it's slippery and you fall into the water... A. You swim to shore B. Dive down and explore Todey 8 58 PM You take a gulp of air and dive down. You reach the bottom of the pool and sce a lava tube that looks like it leads to a place to breath, A. Go in the tube and explore some B. Grab the sword C. Try to open the chest D. Ascend to the top of the pool -Stitch It! You enter the tube and find a new cavern fililed with air with a single sliver of moonlight cutting throigh the center of the caven that connects to the outside, You A. Check out the discarded jounal sitting besides the moonlight sliver B. Stand inside of the sliver C. Attempt to figure out if there is a code in the stalagtites on the celling odey 93S PM HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm You open the journal and can seo notes scrawied all over but the darkest says beware the light. On the next page is a code number but you can't make it out in the low light something into the moonlight and see what happens B. Grab the journal and go beck to C. Toss the journal aside and look at D. Try to get your wet torch to light dont mean anything, what did you expect? You pick the journal back в. D. Today 10-48 PM the moonlight beam, it catches fire lighting up the carven before it A. Throw all the rocks you can in the beam to watch the fireworks B. Put the end of your torch in the C. Go back in th You light the torch! You can now see A. Take the journal back out and try to read it again B. Look around the caven to see if C. Stick your hand in the moon beam to see if it's hot You stick your hand in the moon beam... Surprise it's hot Having learned that the fite setting thing is hot you then... A. Take the journal back out and try to read it again B. Look around the cavem to see if C. Stick your hand in the moorn Stitch lt! can I do C and then A Your hand burns more and you cant feel your fingers anymore considering the magic fire thing this makes sense and you record it for scientific rigor. You take the journal back out and read it under the light You read the code that was written in it สnd the code is B. IM INTRUIGED NOW A!!!! You memorize the number then dive back into the water and approch the chest at the bottom of the lake and put in a tencdigit code. That code Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

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Apparently, Ass, and Crazy: Whoever's on my Facebook that's running back and telling my son's mother stuff and all I'm doing this, I'm doing that needs to grow up and stay the fuck out my business. it's beyond stupid to try and sit here and cause me problems when I'm literally minding my own business keeping to myself not bothering anybody. It's sad that I can't even have pictures of my own biological son up on my Facebook without being told that I have to take them down. Well guess what don't like it tough shit girls. It's sickening that you think in your minds that you have godly power to dictate to people on what they can and can't do. They're not just your kids. It takes two to do make one. I'm not a fucking second class citizen I'm a father that has been pushed around and royally fucked over by you girls its not happening anymore. me after she found out that she was pregnant because my depression was too much for her who the fuck dumps somebody because of their depression???? Wouldn't somebody who truly love somebody stay with that person and help them? Not turn around and put them down even more it make them more depressed and then take away their child purposely because I'm a deep depression. Who knew that being depressed was such a terrible fucking thing. I've done nothing but weep and cry for the past three years of my life every day. And that I sexually assaulted her when just a couple months ago she made her own decision to drive her ass down to my house to tease me with letting me see my son for 3 hours and came to my house and started talking about how my other son's mother was doing this this and that. If I had apparently sexually assaulted her why would she on her own drive her way insist tumped to somebody who "sexually assaulted" her to that person's house? Liar straight liar. these girls have never tried to be civil they've done nothing but start pointless battles because they can't get their way Sorrt like the rolling Stones say. you can't always get what you want has made from them for no reason? it her mission for the past two years to ruin my life purposely because I'm a deep depression. Who knew that being depressed was such a terrible fucking GIF Write a comment... 12 U PIVI II7o Maddy Desmond Want pictures post them she cant force you to not Music STIE Photos 1h Like Reply No i get u trust...fucked up by DCF...so crazy...im not allowed to take pics of my kid cuz she is being neglected and Desmond - abused under their care Sick and fucking tired of people saying they are going to do something then don't do it and ignore me when I hit them up. I'm also done with people who make my Like Reply 28m But this has nothing to do with DCF absolutely nothing to do with it. DCF is bullshit and always will be. In fact DCF should be shut down permanently because they do more damage than they do good kids promises and don't follow through Don't need half ass people in me or my kids lives. If you ain't gonna be consistent and come around fuck off. 14m Like Reply 2 Write a comment... Like Share Shut down DCF!
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Being Alone, Apparently, and Drugs: 3 facebook Yesterday at 9:43 PM. health related post concerning suicide: as some of you know I also work in the chemical industry and do a lot of chemical and air quality testing. I see many posts on the concerns of suicide and several hot line advertising posts, etc. I need to take more time to discuss a lot of causes most people aren't aware of, I'll make it as quick and to the point as possible, I can speak for hours on this subject. You generally think peer pressure, a family loss, drugs or many other things lead to suicide, this is true and sometimes they do. Only 2 % of physicians are trained to diagnose and treat chemical and toxic exposures / sensitivities, it is important to seek environmental medical therapy. One important key is not to ignore "complaints and attention seeking" behaviors, frequent illnesses, physical limitations, etc. Certain people respond differently to chemicals in the air, home, buildings, etc. these chemicals in conjunction with a low immune system can cause learning disabilities which in turn create a peer pressure of "not keeping up", depression, feelings of being ostracized, which in turn can lead to thoughts of and potential follow through. This is no joke! There are over 80,000 chemicals in the US alone of which approx 7500 have been somewhat tested properly. Something as simple as a misplaced gas can, normal household chemicals, pesticides, nail polish, beauty supplies, building materials, mold growth you can't see and too many more to mention can throw off our delicate systems. SERIOUS ос Apparently, poor air quality leads to suicide.

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Bitch, Children, and Fbi: 4 hours ago You don't understand the concept of "Greater good". If he sacrifices an insignificant village of nobody peasants so that the future king can live, so that that king can make agreements later, in the long run he saved more lives than he could ever take. That's the problem with small minded people they never see the big picture. That's why majority lives in poverty, or "under the thumb" of someone more powerful. People who see the big picture rule the world, people who don't they get ruled it's so simple. 3 Reply 2 3 hours ago What you just described is how a psychopath thinks, the end dose not justify the means Reply 1 A 2 hours ago You're beyond detached from reality if you think everything will solve itself if you just respect others and show kindness. Delusional people. ^1 Reply 3 hours ago Every life matters you fucking pretentious psychopath. You know I used to think like you before but you need wisdom my friend. 1 Reply Dra 2 hours ago edited Well, I hate to burst your bubble buddy, but if you look in history the killing of those useles to a society has resulted in the overall strength, power and prosperity of that nation or state to flourish and excel. Take the Spartans who threw babies that were seen to be mentally or physically ill off a cliff. In their society the overall gene pool was far superior to that of any other state of the time. This is because as they killed or people with severe allergies and disabilities, they stopped these useless humans from procreating to create children and pass ona gene that causes the defects. As such if you were to take the average man of the Spartans and compare him with the average male of todays times, he would be physically stronger,mentally stronger, his five senses would be much improved, it would very unlikely for the man from Sparta to have any mental illness or health problem, stamina improved, agility improved, and his genes would be almost clear of anything that might cause diabetes, cancer, or any other thing. So overall the killing of those whose lives were not useful resulted in the Spartans being overall superior in ever way to a human of todays standards. Edit: If I were to give you the chose to end a persons live who was suffering from immense pain, nausea, and overall just dieing in a horrific way. Would you chose to kill him? Because according to your logic a person who wants to die and is suffering terribly, should not be put to rest and rather left to suffer till they die from such terrible pain. Think about that for a moment. Reply 2 3 hours ago No, not every life matters and you're the proof of that. There are almost 8 billion people, surviving by feeding off of 5% most intelligent and capable people. Like parasites. World doesn't need useless people like yourself. Let me guess you're from India or some such place where people still rape women on daily basis, throw acid in their faces, attack everyone they can like bunch of savages. Your life is not worth shit. Planet would be fine with 200-500 million most intelligent people, the rest need to die off and stop wasting resources. I'd rather be a psychopath than a useless piece of shit like you. Have a nice day you "wisdom" having dick sucker. 3 Reply 1 inzn 2 hours ago Ainz, I am guessing here but you must be a sociopath. Even if you aren't a sociopaths i wholesomely agree with you because I am a sociopath and after looking at multiple studies, theories, and peo ple I have come to the conclusion that as a whole a mass genocide of all people who are diabled, mentally ill, retarded, and useless to society should be a very easy solution to the worlds problems. When it comes to it there are few people with the personality and resolve to commit to this. Yet as a human and a species on earth a would gladly take billions of people's lives in order to save just a few million that have proven themselves to be worthy of living. In the end little cunts who say shit like all peoples lives matter, should really think to themselves, "Was Hitlers life valuable, was osama bin ladies life valuable. In the end with the common disqusting views shown by the bitch Adarsh Prasad, see more 2 1 Reply This comment was marked as spam. Ooal 2 hours ago Very true. If it came down to it I would happily slaughter everyone who is not useful and if I was not useful kill myself in order to bring humanity to a place where we can live on earth happily for the rest of the suns life. In the end everyone is just a bunch of insignificant atoms who found the right combination for life. If the death of millions, or billions saves the big picture from contamination I would happily kill. People might call me an extremist, but under my thinking I am not in a religion or organization. I am a man who sees a better and brighter future, and will strive for it even if most people can't enter that future. Sadly, as a singular human I cannot gain the power needed to follow this path. Though If I could get in touch with a biochemist and bioengineer, it is possible to target the people with the wrong genetics and mindsets in order to reach somewhat of a model to the big picture. Just a thought, oh and I am sorry to the NSA and FBI and all other anti-terrorist groups for my views. You can rest easy in the fact that I have no way to follow through with this, and I am not stupid enough to try by myself or even attempt to join an extremist group. I am simply a sociopath with a greater understanding of what many call paradise. 1^ Reply Lay Ficonhard+ lord L I Neckbeards talking about their superior genes and genocide.
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Advice, Arguing, and Bad: Yesterday at 6:41 PM i told her not to talk to me or else i would leave, she talked to me anyways and as i left, she hit me and kept hitting me until i stopped and let her drag me to my room i hate her and i need to leave i cant stop crying and i cant calm myself down, i cant get someone else to calm me down and i cant leave, my head hurts, my skin's red, and i feel like i'm dying. but i cant feel anything other than my throbbing head. i want it to go away. i want to feel something that isn't in my head i stopped keeping blades in my room as a precaution in case i would hurt myself maybe later i'll be thankful, but right now it just makes my head hurt i want it to go away. Yesterday at 8:22 PM what's done is done. Yesterday at 8:23 PM I'm sorry, I didn't get notifications Has she done anything else? Did you hurt yourself? Did she hurt you more? Do you need to call? Yesterday at 8:37 PM Are you there? Yesterday at 8:46 PM Have you hurt yourself? If you're mad at me, I get it and I'm sorry for not being here earlier, but at least answer me Yesterday at 9:18 PM Are you there? Yesterday at 9:51 PM If you have your phone and need to talk, call me in the morning. It doesn't matter how early, it can be at 2 am, I will pick up. Discord is weird and I'm not getting notifs from it half the time so in emergencies go straight to your cell and call my number. I might invest into a phone again for you so whenever your parents take yours away you have a back up October 9,2019 Today at 6:13 AM are you there? Today at 6:14 AM yeah, more or less i just wanted to clear things up before things got too messy and i didn't know what was going on anymore Today at 6:23 AM i couldn't calm down, and i couldn't leave. i felt isolated in my room and i felt trapped in the house, so i went downstairs where she wouldn't think to find me and i called alexa. we talked and she started crying, too, and i feel really bad about it still. it was late and i knew that after i hung up, there was a 50-50 chance that my mom would either kill me or we would go on pretending like it never happened. so i grabbed my phone and it's cheesy, but i started texting people that i loved them, because i did. i was terrified, and ina way, i guess i still am. yes, she hurt me. i don't know if she hurt me more physically or mentally but right now everything's kind of numb. there was a point where i tried leaving again and she started going off about killing me again and that if i really wanted to die, i should've just sat down and she would've done it herself. everything would be over and she wouldn't have to worry about my pathetic self nymore and i almost did it. i almost let her kill ne, but i made a promise Today at 6:26 AM I'm sorry I wasn't there for you earlier Today at 6:26 AM i knew it would be over soon, so i stood my ground and let her hit me. i mean, what else what i was supposed to do? i let her, but i didn't give up. i kept telling her to stop and when she didn't, i looked at her right in the face and watched her do it. she kept saying she didn't want to see my face and that i made her like this. and every time we argue, she always talks to me like i'm her mother. like the roles are switched. it's fine. Today at 6:27 AM I should've checked discord earlier and called you Should I call the cops or something? Today at 6:28 AM no, my dad's home. if she woke up and decided she wanted to follow through, my dad wouldn't let her. Today at 6:28 AM Did witness anything? Her sister Today at 6:29 AM she was in her room. she was only there to see me break down and hear all the yelling. it's funny, because person who came over and tried to pull my mom away from me. was the only Today at 6:30 AM Should I ask my parents to temporarily take you in? She's there when you get home, isn't she- Sweet boi Today at 6:31 AM i have school, but thank you. today's my four week anniversay with and that's currently the only thing that's keeping me from just running away entirely Today at 6:32 AM my mom's a petty bitch. she cancelled our phone lines right in the middle of our rooms. i don't have my phone on me. (edited) i'll be fine. Today at 6:35 AM We both know full well you completely won't be whenever she's in a pissy mood I really am gonna buy you a backup phone (edited) Today at 6:37 AM i don't need it. my dad, when trying to calm me down again, told me to look forward. in a couple weeks, everything would be fine again and in a couple more, it might not get this bad. i just needed to be here to look forward to it. i am my own person. (edited) Today at 6:38 AM That's good advice and positive thinking, but we also need to look at the reality as well. This isn't the first time your mom has been so hostile, and I'm damn sure it won't be the last Today at 6:40 AM i don't know what i'm doing wrong anymore. i have good parents, who raised a good family. i'm a good person. why does this keep happening? what am i doing wrong? Today at 6:40 AM You aren't doing anything wrong Today at 6:41 AM it's so sad to know i'm safer outside by myself than in here with her. Today at 6:41 AM Do you feel safe in your house? Today at 6:43 AM right now? yes. it took me a while but i convinced myself i was safe and i would be fine if i didn't leave my room until i left the house. so i feel safe. Today at 6:43 AM Do you still have a school device you take home? Today at 6:44 AM yep, that's what i'm using to text you right now, actually. i was in the middle of writing and i forgot i left discord open. Today at 6:45 AM Ok, so you can't least call me if you have WiFi Don't you need to leave for the bus soon as well? Today at 6:46 AM in forty or so minutes, but i was planning to leave as soon as the sun started to rise. i like watching the sun and i've been looking forward to it. Today at 6:47 AM That sounds nice Is she awake yet? Today at 6:47 AM it is, and yes, her alarm went off two minutes ago. Today at 6:47 AM Any chance she'd come into your room before you leave? Today at 6:49 AM i don't know. but my door's locked, my light's off, and i put myself behind things for a precaution. i'm right under my window, so in the worst case scenario, i could leave that way. Today at 6:51 AM i'm going to leave in five to ten minutes; look outside. the light's touched the horizon. Today at 6:51 AM i love you, goodbye, and have a good day at school. i'll be fine. Today at 6:52 AM I'll try to call you after school ends Just to check in Love you Her boyfriend Her Autistic Younger Bro I don’t know what to do
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Animals, Be Like, and Birthday: 11:40 11:40 11:40 11:40 11:41 11:41 11:41 11:41 11:41 11:41 < < < < ON 4/21/19 YOU MATCHED WITH 5 animals in the house with my It's fun now, growing up it was a catastrophe. Please and thank you You can just keep racking it up until then Cool, my future mother-in-law is already ruining my marriage before it even starts. I'm shocked. I feel like that's at least twice the Pretty much always, yeah. Omg, you want a dystopian zombie apocalypse themed honeymoon too? So romantic. roommate national average. Traveling right now? Is Seattle temporary then? We'll put you in first class with your two dogs, and I will sneak onboard in a Great I didn't have my own room until I was Shrodinger (my cat), Tesla (her cat), Rogue (her insane, high energy pup), Bisous (mommas boy), Piper (blind babygirl) So what's the draw of people who grew up ugly? We have so much in common. Lucky for you I'm diet narcissistic. I could be like the methadone equivalent on your way to dating an actual human being. That's the dream. 20. Неу Tell me more destructive disappointing things about you carryon. Seattle is home Wanna get married and go to dayton? And then we will obviously 100% get married I wouldn't know, because I've been sexy my whole life. At least that's what the priests told me. ...why not? Shes great I just got here yesterday Awww This seems so perfect. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a white male. I've literally never done anything wrong in my whole life. I moved out in high school and ionly had 1 sibling You had me at Shrodinger. Shes feisty but shes small Which will solve all our problems Off to hawaii next week tho I dont think the puppies will be allowed Oh babe Fuck going to hawaii in taco bell tho So are we gonna fly to Vegas, or make a road trip out of it? God youre so hot I can pick her up and put her on my hip I also have a habit of dating drug Glamorous. I just got back from Minnesota, and there was the usual April snowstorm there. So I think one of us is winning out with our travel plans. No offense but As it has for all couples ever. addicts Yes,but we have to get married at the Vegas Taco Bell. I hear they serve you tacos and Baja Blast in champagne flutes at the reception. And that's not even a joke. They'll make an exception if we put them in our wed ding party, I assume. Usually they develop some semblance of a personality God, im so turned on I'm imagining your mom as hobbit- sized now. Oh, I was an extremely indoctrinated Catholic zealot. I didn't realize moving out and having my own life was an option. Your metaphors are like an aphrodisiac for me Lets walk And if it doesn't, then we will judt have kids until then Dont stop And more put in slightly more effort Get to know each other better Well now i have to get them little outfits Unless she's just aging backwards a la Benjamin Button. Well Well, for a long time I've liked to believe that I'm a good person who just occasionally forgets to follow through. Well,I'm not a drug addict; but for you, I'm willing to become one. Last 2 dudes i was serious with were v pretty but like. Modelled as kids and shit. Gassed up. Narcissistic Yeah, 'cause if the first four kids don't bring us together, the next one DEFINITELY Will. We have to postpone until i can get them fitted Perfect. Google maps puts it at 14 days, 17 hours from Seattle to Las Vegas. If we leave tomorrow we can be sipping Mountain Dew by the evening of May 7th. Okay, but you sign a prenup Everyone would prefer a snowstorm in minnesota to a month in se asia.... Idiot. Nah but shes 5'6 and im decently yall3 And if that's not true love, then what is? Standard stuff, all my stuff is mine, all your stuff is mine, and i get all the future naming rights to all your pets, whether or not we stay married. But lately I've started to realize that I'm just a dick. Though naturally, I'm kind of ignoring it because self-awareness is healthy and healthy isn't part of my aesthetic. Fun true fact:I have nine siblings. Way to be brainwashed Postpone? You think Dayton is going to be a gloomy grey paradise forever? Def my type but im trying to be better Tall Is that where you just came back from? What a tragedy. Im so happy i found you Geez. Shes the only short one in either family Absolutelt Oh, I have a narcissistic streak that I really admire. Oh shoot U complete me ....kinda You should try some more appealing spots. Like Dayton, Ohio. I love it when you talk dirty. Absolutely ( Well, my mom's birthday isn't til July 31st. So maybe we should shoot for a June wedding. That seems pretty fair, but I need to know your two dogs' names first, just to see what kind of experience you have in naming pets. My moms birthday is may 8th Is that doing it for you? Hahahaha I'm trying to saddle you with my obscene amount of debt sooner rather Also jesus. Theres like a 6% chance we will get along Mmmm That might now work than later. Fuck Yup Is it fun? We could just fly, i guess Not Thats my dream honeymoon location Our marriage is on fuckin track Can i ruin your life, please? Wanna make out? Inspecteur Bisous and Piper Heidsieck Think about it this way Jesus. Exactly. That's why my parents had so many. 1st class tho No way i could go there just by myself Cool,my future mother-in-law is already ruinino my marriage before it I love you! 5 animals in the house with my I feel like that's at least twice the Pretty much always, yeah. You can just keep racking it up until I thought you'd never ask. Dlssa and thanl, .n.. Туре a message Туре a message Send Type a message Type a message Туре a message Туре a message Send Туре a message Send Send Type a message Send Type a message Type a message Send Send Send Send Send GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF 11:41 11:42 11:43 11:42 11:42 11:42 11:43 11:43 11:43 11:43 < < moments of humanity I am a lady Clearly you didnt grow up ugly "Fuuuck" (thats far) Im your /wife/ Poor taste in men followed by moments of clarity I dont know a ton about the show the Sorry So I guess all that's left is to meet up in a well-lit public area and check each other for serial killer traits? Hahahah! office Ohidont take compliments Fuck I'm sorry, would you prefer a recycled Reddit line like "On a scale of (000) 000-0000 to (999) 999-9999 how lame is it really?" EVERYONE is disappointed during sex IIl try and be more ladylike Do you? when I'm involved. You haven't even creatively asked for my number yet Now what's the point of even asking for I'm glad I caught you on the first half of that cycle. I just demand them. Whether those traits are a positive or a negative thing is open to interpretation. your number? Hahaha Hahaha And what time of day are you free Fuck! (Ouch) Damn it. I have this ingrained Oh yeah, you could I match me at any moment. Fuck. Dick pics probably Tomorrow or Tuesday. What's your I'm sorry, would you prefer a recycled Reddit line like "On a scale of (000) 000-0000 to (999) 999-9999 how lame is it really?" Hahahah rebelliousness that makes me Uh, I know a fair amount. I'm not a superfan. But I've seen every episode at least once. Hahaha True schedule like? disinclined to do what people tell me to Our divorce will be legendary do. I don't have a problem with your word I love being disappointed Also Hahaha Dinner or jizz? choice. Go big or go home, right? Our marriage is doomed But probably should wait until marriage What are thr chances we are /both/ serial killers? Or "I'm writing a phone book, but I don't have your number yet?" Youre not being very catholic. I was just wondering why you were so fuckin' dismayed. unmatch Who could have predicted this Nothingd bigger than going to Dayton Ah, the ultimate disappointment. Im busy both those days I understood Thats a great way to not get my "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks But so far I really enjoy you. I haven't been kept on my toes this much conversationally in quite some time. It's like disappointment edging. Hahaha out." number But seriously. You wanna go on a date with me this week? Neither. I save dinner for second dates and jizz for my lonely nights after I ruin second dates. While if I had your number you'd have to live in constant fear of harassment Fuck is very versatile Thats the name of my porn Im elderly Hahahaha and therefore be extra polite. Truly a I think we should Oh shit that was a real compliment Ur my favorite Oh, so it's like saying "um" for you. win-win. See, I hate those. Keep yourself just short of disappointment until you blow your load on the biggest disappointment of all. Great, you can get us the senior discount. Hahahah Thanks Technically that's a Dick GIF. But these trying times. If you think it always means dismay you must be disappointed during sex a lot Igot unmatched for the 1st time You also could try just asking When are you free? are And I'll make sure to have you home by I expected like "nice butt, wanna fuck" Fuck Thave to pass it on noW 7:30 for bedtime. Maybe throw in a compliment That phraseology implied that i, personally, am "the biggest disappointment of all" Not Can i have your number? I got some dick pics for you in these trying times. Mm, any day except Thursday. Shit, you predicted my first text to you. I shouldn't have to walk you through Honestly, I don't usually do the "creative" number-asking. Unless there's a really good opening and I'm feeling inspired. How are you single No this Fuck Youre spooking me with these moments of humanity You hear what you want to hear. Haha Impossibly high standards and a concerning aversion to commitment. You? But if I compliment you, how will maintain my facade of being withholding and unavailable? Sent Is that an obstacle or an impossibility? And why do you keep saying fuck? Hahahah! Buy me dinner before talking about jizzing on me please. Fuck i really hope thats your number. Thats lame Idont know a ton about the show the. EB GIF Туре a message Send Send Туре a message Type a message Send Type a message Send Send Туре a message Send Send Send Type a message Type a message Send Турe a message Турe a message Type a message Send GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF |ED Take notes, gentlemen.
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Being Alone, Arguing, and Desperate: 34% 4:52 PM Archive Not Forgotten, Aimee "Not Forgotten" Transaction Date: Dec 1, 2018 Item: Clinique Repairwear Intensive Lip Treatment Item Price: $24.80 Aimee, you deliberately made things difficult for us. We held back in our earlier messages. We exercised restraint in the face of your emotional assault. We made an effort to treat you with dignity although you were vicious from the start. You claimed a box came damaged, which we believe to be untrue. Your uproar over the box says everything about the kind of person you are. Your messages and abject refusal to accept a reasonable solution all suggest you damaged the box. The fact that over 20% of your feedback for sellers is negative/neutral further damages your credibility. Your refusal to return the item or accept a partial refund lead us to believe you damaged the box on purpose to make it look like "garbage" (your word, not ours). You sent a photo for evidence but it proved nothing. The photo doesn't show what you did in the interim between receiving the item and snapping a photo. We sent it to you in pristine condition and packed it carefully. We've sold dozens of the same item over the years with zero complaints You claimed the box was knowingly sent damaged because the paper around the box was still intact. Your claim makes no sense. Tissue paper is thin and pliable. Cardboard is thick and stiff. If tissue is jostled in transit it likely won't show signs, but cardboard can be bent and dented unlike tissue Had yours been a routine complaint, I would have given you the benefit of the doubt. I would have assumed the box was damaged in transit. But your belligerent approach and relentless refusal to accept any reasonable solution made two things absolutely clear: First, you designed the scam before receiving the item and second, you snapped a photo of a box you damaged. You received the box in new condition. Your false accusation was designed to intimidate and extract free merchandise. We've seen such deceptive tactics dozens of times before. Even more disturbing, you seem to derive a thrill from intimidation and theft. We find it absurd that you went to such lengths to argue over a box when the $31 product inside was in pristine condition You do not have the right to attack our professional integrity. We are in the business of earning a living, not of paying bullies to keep free merchandise. A decent person wouldn't obsess over a box as you did, but if a genuine issue arose they would be open to a fair solution. You were brutal from the start, before we even had a chance to respond. Nothing we said or did could excuse your senseless tirade Your anger points to an ulterior motive: bullying someone into giving away free merchandise. Like many scammers before you, you later claimed you intended the item as a gift--a cover-up for your scheme and a way to justify your unprovoked rage And you certainly don't come across as someone capable of giving such a gift Deceptive buyers are always the aggressive ones. Their aggression serves a dual purpose---to intimidate and to convince themselves they're in the right. They go to any length to attack their victim in the vain hope it will squelch the cognitive dissonance generated by their dishonesty. Scammers think intimidation compensates for lack of credibility and that overhyped claims solidify their case-when the exact opposite happens. In actuality, intimidation saps credibility and overstated claims prompt mistrust. The scammer's approach also betrays their ignorance. They neglect the fact that veteran sellers have seen these scams before and are highly tuned to detecting these tactics We are Top-Rated Plus PowerSellers with overwhelmingly positive feedback and 5-star ratings. Our 14-year tenure and track record alone refute your claims. Your feedback, on the other hand, reveals your problematic history with sellers. We've seen the feedback you leave. Even your positive feedback indicates your penchant for biting critique. You deal in intimidation tactics and you hold over sellers the unspoken threat of negative feedback. We are not your only victims. We further recognize that your feedback doesn't show everything and that you do a lot of your dirty work beneath the radar. Don't accuse us of unethical selling practices when your feedback history and messages alone show exactly who you are. Don't tell us who we are. Don't tell us how we run our business or how to run our business. You don't know us Please refrain from projecting your self-hatred and guilty conscience onto us! You don't know us, but you do know your accusations against us were designed with evil intent. We are not the purveyors of garbage you accused us of being. You not only falsely accused us of sending you garbage, but you accused us of doing so deliberately. It's one thing to make up a false claim but to attack our professional integrity without cause only reveals the depth of your corruption. A buyer with an honest complaint never attacks a seller. You attacked. We offered a fair solution-return for a full refund or keep with a partial refund. You refused to accept either solution. You then demanded a replacement. We told you we do not deal in replacements and asked you again to please return the item. You finally conceded to a return but only if we met your two impossible conditions-one, you would return only if you could purchase a new one from us and two, only if we guaranteed to send the new item in a perfect box. Your unreasonable demands are not only against ebay policy but were impossible to fulfill We could not fulfill your first condition to allow you another purchase as we blocked you from any future purchases. Nor could we meet your second condition demanding we send you a pristine box. We couldn't guarantee you'd be satisfied no matter the condition of the box or how well-packed it would be for shipment. You could invent anything as you did before. Sadly, expected follow-through with either of your sham conditions. They only served as ploys to extract free merchandise and to derive the thrill we recognize you never even of exploitation. You designed these ploys to exert extreme pressure forcing us into a position of refunding you without a return because your conditions-what ebay calls unreasonable demands-- were impossible to meet. And you knew it. We could not extricate ourselves from the snare you created. We knew we had no option but to refund you. We reported you to ebay and asked them to investigate your account and your history with other sellers. You're permanently blocked from our store. Other sellers have blocked you, too. We prepared a reply in the event you were to leave negative feedback: MaliciousScammer/WeOfferedHelp 3x/SheRefused/SheLeavesTonsOf Negs/Blocked&Reported You plotted your scam before you even received the item. We offered you more than one solution to your fabricated claims. Our offers were beyond fair and you intentionally refused them to exert pressure. From the beginning your plot was to obtain free merchandise heedless of any monetary or emotional cost to us. Because as all those that are close to you know, Aimee gets whatever she demands. By their fruits ye shall know them The adage "The customer is always right" doesn't apply to scammers. Scammers don't give business; they cause loss. Scammers aren't paying customers. We receive no pay for the items we send them. We were forced to pay you for keeping free high-end merchandise, merchandise we paid full price for. We were coerced to pay a bully to keep a free item-an item you do not own, an item you did not pay for. An item you still owe us money for! We lost money on the merchandise you usurped. We lost money in shipping and handling charges. Bubble mailers, bubble wrap, tissue paper, packing tape, ink cartridges to print shipping labels and other materials ARE NOT FREE. Ebay and PayPal fees ARE NOT FREE. We lost time photographing, listing, packing and shipping your item. You caused us huge time loss fielding your abusive messages. You purposefully postponed answering us to prolong the torment and to impede a swift resolution-a resolution we offered you from the start. You denied our resolution in order to obtain your ultimate aim of a refund without a return Above all, you exacted a tremendous emotional toll for which you can never repay us. If you can treat complete strangers like "garbage" (your word, not ours), you must be filled with deep self- hatred. You must have troubled interpersonal relations. You are not easy to deal with. Though you would blame others for your misery, you are at the root of all your strained relationships. We wonder what those closest to you would say about you if they could speak freely without fear of repercussion from you Thope getting your lip balm free was worth the pain and anguish you caused and that it makes you feel good about yourself. I hope your actions against us built up your character and redeemed your soul! I hope your behavior has brought peace to your soul and made you a more resilient, worthwhile person. I hope your fleeting gain will be worth it to you in the eternities to come when all things will be set right! When life is no longer lived on your terms but on God's! This life doesn't go on forever! I hope you feel good about cyber-lifting high- end merchandise from a family who struggles to make ends meet and who sustains 3 adults, including a cancer-stricken sister, off of one small ebay business. We have high sales volume, but profit margins are extremely tight--after paying for inventory, packing supplies, shipping costs, Ebay and PayPal fees, and recurring theft. I didn't want to give away my $31 Clinique Repairwear Intensive Lip Treatment to someone who hated on us for simply doing our utmost. If you had treated us with even a modicum of dignity we could have handled the loss and let go. You really hurt me. You willfully inflicted suffering on an already downtrodden family. You have no idea what my family has been through or how desperate our circumstances are. Yet we never turned against anyone out of our desperation as you did against us! I hope you enjoyed your free repairwear though it failed to repair you from the inside I hope all the things you tell yourself can sustain your belief that somehow you're always in the right and everybody else is wrong! I hope one day God shows you the same degree of goodness, cooperation, decency, and grace you showed us. You have your reward! Thope one day someone can peer into the depth of your soul and see you for all you truly are and come away a better person for having known you We cannot, we will not read any reply you may send to this message! We cannot because we do not trust you. We refuse to be bullied by you again! We refuse to endure your vituperative language and selfish disregard for others yet again! We refuse to be abused by you for merely standing up to you! For standing up to you when you know just as well as we do that you damn well deserve it! We will NOT read any reply you may send to this message. We will NOT open or read any messages from you! The email has been modified to look great on your screen. Tap here to see the original All I asked was to exchange the damaged item I recieved for one an undamaged one. Never asked for a refund. It was to be a xmas gift &amp; it arrived w the brand name box crushed. After a few brief messages I was issued a full refund, so I let it go. End of story? ..9 months later, this psycho email.

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Being Alone, Bad, and Crime: //rant//im up at this time stuck with something you been saying. You don't deserve me. I dont deserve whatever is happening now. I dont deserve wasting my time when i could find Hey dw i know you're still going through thing... I just yeah.. http:://i.imgur.com/jP5fBmr.mp4 Just consider what I have to say. I know I am but one person, and that's going to hit hard as a point. I've never written anything this important before, the weight of these words are as lead. Only Heavy. It's really hard for me to make these points stick so l'll tl;dr them for you and break this down. Instead of droning on. Please. Nothing here is inteńded to hurt you, at best inform you what's going on in my head. I.. just want to help. I'm not giving up. // you may hate it, but typing this junk out is helping me, so yeah deal with it. our thing someone else. This has bugged me to no end in general relationships and ours. It just rings my bell of doubt everytime. You deserve anything you put effort into,while not entitled to mind you. If we put effort into eachother, we deserve eachother. Simple as that. You should try to accept someone good/better has fallen on your lap. If you can't the cracks of any relationship was to be foremost honest and that's a hard BTW I shouldn't even be doing this, I much rather be cheering up your day, but you've prevented me from doing that... These are not in particularity any order habit to break. I type and leave shit here almost everyday, maybe one day ill forget to, forget you, and it'll be something when you'll remember// I shouldn't convince you, as hardheaded of a person you are. Would be much easier to move a mountain than change your mind. You're trying what you think is best fo protect me, as admirable and selfless of an act that is, a normal person would follow through. Leave you be, keep you far in the distance, and wait. -I am not that person. I respectfully choose not to follow through. I didn't accept the risks of our relationship early on just to abandon them. If you intend to survivė, you need the support and the support of others. It is our selfless act to keep you going - do noť rob me of that. Simple of that I'm slowly getting over it, I know the things starts there... that had to be done. I hate how much this What you still are to me: You still haven't really disappointed me sure in things for the short term, but really you still are a person I admire you are stronger than me. Let's keep the whole I don't deserve you", and "you deserve better" locked away for now, they don't really mean anything here. This entire email is about the bare-bone essentials of helpíng you. Someone I deeply care for. -// All I know is when you do take the time to speak to me, I always feel better. sorry if things seemed a lil shit creek, just not taking it well. No matter how hard you tried, You didn't lose a hurts and all. wish i got all the answers from you.. What do I want? Doesn't matter. At the root, I still want to be someone to talk to, especially during the times you're holding together. Do not worry about being distant to me. Do you know what absolutely destroys me? it's being actively ignored. To me, that is worse than death and I feel like a huge asshole for saying that. Cutting loose is what the past few days felt like, it's awkward, it sucks. I have no ill feelings towards you about it though. So don't feel bad about the reverse course if you choose tó. I think what makes me feel like absolute shit was I couldn't salvage our situation to just being friends and have everything on ice. you not wanting to do that really got me to push and push for it, i wasn't about to make anything about us fail. oh well. friend. During the times you feel ok, don't hesitate to reach out. The Pain. So what. That is life for me. We're both hurt. Maybe there just needs to be more talk sometime about this, but predictably I feel like you wouldn't want to and to hold fast on your choice. Well just know really nothings changed, just been getting worse for me. What helped me through my day when you did speak to me, I felt better to be there for you. The thing is you need to realize I've accepted the pain long ago and can deal my sacrifice to help you will never be in vain -// everyone i spoke to is sad about what happened to us, my mom especially felt devastated..this wasn't supposed to hurt so much and it does. ive never had it this bad On you being alone. I know I know you need to be. Sometimes I wish I built you a soundproof house with a giant comfy bed all to yourself. As silly as that sounds. - You're not the only one going through change and hardship. Let me at least be there, even at a distance. I'm not a kid, let me do what I can. Respecting your need to be alone is both understandable and doing something. Holding on is my choice to make. The pain is inevitable. The treatment/cure is around the corner. The grit of dealing with it all has been here. You are not alone in your struggle. before. everyone tells me i should be there to support but obviously i cannot. There is always the other side of the coin to try in saying ill probably never meet someone like you, you were my everything. ill be around, even if you have changed. (edited) //im not giving up hope closest ive been to someone genuine & Friend why should I give up. You were never a burden to me in anyway. sucks even now the feelings for you are still strong, perhaps will always be.. I really do miss you,//(edited) You were the ). I'm serious Anyways, that's my thoughts and feelings. I am not letting down my fellow human, my equal, my love, my partner in crime, my this already. If this was really a coin-flip situation, it's not futile to try something else. I hope you the best things But you know always. Don't give up on the good Asked for space for a week, one email and an ever-evolving Discord DM edit greeting me after he didn't give me space and I broke up with him.. dodged bullet ahoy
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Bad, Beer, and Boxing: SOME SAY that he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a Bat, and that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fist his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells, and that h naturally faces magn tic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic, and that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals, and that his hart ticks like a watch and that he's confused by stairs, and that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees, and that he's terrified of duc.nd that there's an aort in Russia named after him, and that his skin is the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you turn your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts, and that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight, and that his politics are 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Bad, Be Like, and Love: Posts EHIEE 103 likes Blurry... BUT I GOT TO RIDE ON A CAMEL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! I have always wanted to ride on one and last night my dream finally came true! I have always walked by and seen photos of everyone enjoying riding on camels but I always wondered what it would be like. I FINALLY DID IT! I will never forget the experience. The guys working there last night didn't want to be there, they wanted nothing to do with the fair besides the paycheck. Unfortunately, too many people were like that last night when I was walking around. It made me grateful to be able to work off my phone. When I walked up to pay to ride, the owner of the camels were talking to the two guys working it and was handing them their ticket to get back in the next day and one of the workers ask "are we done for the night?" I almost turned away right there and left, I couldn't believe what I heard. I have always loved every job I have ever worked at but I have always known I was meant for more. To hear some guy say that broke my heart!! I almost felt bad to be riding on the camel because it felt like an inconvenience, but I had to follow through with my dream and ride on a camel. I love being able to choose when I work and I love being my own boss! Working on social media off my phone has allowed me to say yes to dreams I have always had and it has allowed me to enjoy my weekends with freedom. I couldn't imagine working at a job I couldn't love. 4 hours agO itworks allowed her to ride a camel and follow her dreams... ok

itworks allowed her to ride a camel and follow her dreams... ok

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