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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bless Up: Happiest mug shot ever! Part 3. To get rid of them insecurities, be specific about what yo man do that make him special. "OMG the way u [___]? NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ME FEEL THAT WAY BEFORE." Bam. Like the Somali dude in the tom hank movie said, He da Captain now. And if it ain't sexual, make it sweet. "Baby you have set the bar for how I need to be loved." U feel me? Men are delicate like a porcelain vase bruv - telling him he ruined u in some way will get u hella points. Airline points. Pretty soon u have platinum status (๐Ÿ’) and a companion pass - u feel me? But that's still Level 2 fixing. Y'all want Level 1 fixing? BE HELLA VAGUE ABOUT YO PERSONAL LIFE. U DON'T OWE HIM SHIT. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T VOLUNTEER SH!T. I can't say this strongly enuf. Y'all on break? BE VAGUE. He ask about exes? BE VAGUE. Remember that u dealing with a delicate and jealous man-child. The same way yo mama would say she forgot her purse when y'all see the ice cream man bc she don't wanna buy u ice cream every time and spoil u (white lie), do the same thing: "baby I'm really just taking this time on break to think. I'm not really in that mindset to be out and about." BAM. IF U THINK YALL ARE ONLY "on break" AND GON BE BACK TOGETHER IN A MONTH, FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T EFF HIS HEAD UP WITH SPECIFICS: "Things have been pretty great. U know Marquis who's 6'14" and works at the cross fit gym in the south loop training people for 27 hours per day and gets hit on by all the slim thick cross fit white girls who have 1,200 followers on IG and post before-after pics all day? He's been laying pipe for weeks. Missed my period. Pretty sure I might be pregnant. Don't even care. My body is utterly ready for Marquis Jr ๐Ÿ˜." <- BABY EVEN IF THIS IS TRUE (AND I HOPE IT IS!) - DON'T SAY IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Remember that trapped in that grown man is a lil ass boy. 1. Be reassuring. 2. Tell him what he does that's amazing. 3. BE VAGUE. SAY U AIN'T DATING. SAY U NEVER DATED ANYONE REALLY IMPORTANT TO U. SAY YO EX HUSBAND WAS A LIMP DICK (even if he was a Python PP ๐Ÿ˜Ž). U AIN'T GOING TO HELL OFF A LIL WHITE LIE OR TWO LIKE THAT. TELL THE LIE AND THEN DONATE $20 TO SYRIAN ORPHANS (link in bio ๐Ÿค—) GOD IS FORGIVING BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Part 3. To get rid of them insecurities, be specific about what yo man do that make him special. "OMG the way u [___]? NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ...

Fall, God, and Love: I STAND WITH INDONESIA You guys just makes me fall in love with you... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‡ But please for god sake don't force me to things. I will do what I can to help you...๐Ÿ˜Š

You guys just makes me fall in love with you... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‡ But please for god sake don't force me to things. I will do what I can to help you...๐Ÿ˜Š

Memes, ๐Ÿค–, and Grey Anatomy: Facts forgreys MY THOUGHTS ON TONIGHTS EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY (13x11) ARE BELOW. CONTAINS SPOILERS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข Okay, so to start off, I thought this episode was actually pretty good, but not the best this season. Bailey needs to get her head out of her ass (sorry Chandra, ily!!) and realize that Richard is amazing and that Minnick has nothing on him. I really feel bad hating Eliza even though she's potentially taking Richard's job because I really really really love Marika and I want to like Eliza and I want to ship Ariliza BUT I JUST CANT BECAUSE ELIZAS SO ANNOYING ALL THE TIME!! I was super disappointed in the fact that DeLuca, Riggs and April barely got screen time this episode because Giacomo, Martin and Sarah are so talented and I feel like we've barely seen them this season. I'm so proud of Maggie, Jackson and April for organizing everything against Eliza- SHE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NKT OKAY TO MESS WITH THE OG CHIEF OKAY? OKAY. I am not an Omelia shipper, but I just want their marriage to work out because Owen needs to be happy. He deserves the world and the universe just keeps giving him so much crap and he's just taking it. He needs to stop accepting it and demand something more. He deserves it. I really liked how much screen time my pretty baby Jerrika Delayne Hinton ( my Jer Bearโค) got this episode!๐Ÿ˜ Jerrika is so amazingly talented. I loved getting to see Steph's house, even though I wasn't a fan of the fact that she was hiding Amelia. And my poor little baby Arizona๐Ÿ’˜ she was just trying to help the patient๐Ÿ˜ž I really hope we get an update on Mindy and the hockey guys that Jo and Ben were treating because I'm interested to find out what happened to them. I liked how 'Zona and Leah were civil and nice to each other. I can really see a nice professional relationship forming there- even if they have a rocky past. Speaking of Josephine Alice Wilson... JO GET YO HEAD OUT OF YO ASS AND TREAT YOUR PATIENTS FOR GODS SAKE When Arizona returned home to her and DeLuca's house, they had such a cute moment on the stairs, and for a second I thought that they were going to kiss... THEN I REMEMBERED THAT (continued in comments)

MY THOUGHTS ON TONIGHTS EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY (13x11) ARE BELOW. CONTAINS SPOILERS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข Okay, s...

Memes, Tattoos, and Black Panther: Black panther cub @Drsmashlove This right here bruh? My kind of girl. Playful. Flirty. Irreverent. That tiny lil glint of crazy in her eye. Looking back at u to tease u. She will give u every indication that shit's sweet and that u can let her into your home and your life. But one day she might turn on u. It's not a definite - in fact, by no means is it a definite. Like panthers, most women won't actually end your life. But it's possible, and that's why I love u women Bruh ๐Ÿ˜. U start getting into a minor disagreement and before u know it, one bite to the neck and your vertebrae has been separated from your spinal chord and in the last miserable moments of your paralyzed life all u can say to yourself is "I thought shit was sweet. I ain't think Consuela would do me like this. But for God's sake that panther went panther." See Bruh I am ready for some danger. But the danger I seek is not that of a washed up business man looking pathetic AF on a Harley, ol out of place, classy tattoos on the upper arm corny lookin ass. Nah. I wanna live dangerous for real. Let's start a family, Consuela. Let me trust u with my heart and my wealth. And juuuuuust when I think shit's sweet and u go in for the kill, give me one parting kiss on the lips and say: "adios, Papi. Jew knew I wass a panther when Jew met me. Now I have to keel u." My body is ready, Consuela. My body is ready ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

This right here bruh? My kind of girl. Playful. Flirty. Irreverent. That tiny lil glint of crazy in her eye. Looking back at u to tease u. S...

Anaconda, Books, and Fake: 2 points 12 days ago When will people wake up and real ice that space doesnt exist, look up and see any stars/galaxy that Nasa is claming. No its just pitch black. There is also a large amount of research by independant scientists showing the earth has to be 100% flat, yet Nasa hides them. Ancient books also show this, yet people still bleieve whatever is spoon fed to them.NASA is there for profit people, they create the illusion of Space so that we spend our tax dollars to fund there fake trips and landings on moon/mars. Why is it that we have pictures of supposed galaxies but no pictures of the Frozen area? or the deep Oceans. They don't show us pics of the frozen area because its actually a wall surrounding the earth. Do some research for gods sake and you can find tons of proof for this. Space is an creation of Nasa, most images are low quality and easily photoshoped or whatever thing they use. Those live cams have been exposed to be using an green screen. Space is a lie just like medication and surgery is. A way for corporations to make money rmalink embed points 11 days 4 years ago this would be a 100% troll comment, its sad that now I'am not even 50% sure its an troll comment. permalink parent point 3 hours ago Its the sad reality, I wish I could be back in 2009 where flat earthers wernt invading every space video screaming permalink parent <p><a href="http://memehumor.tumblr.com/post/153669315073/4-years-ago-this-would-be-a-100-troll-comment" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>โ€œ4 years ago this would be a 100% troll comment, its sad that now I'am not even 50% sure its an troll commentโ€</p></blockquote>

memehumor: โ€œ4 years ago this would be a 100% troll comment, its sad that now I'am not even 50% sure its an troll commentโ€