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Types Of

Types Of

Forgetfulness
Forgetfulness

Forgetfulness

The Door
The Door

The Door

Picture Of
Picture Of

Picture Of

Waiting For
Waiting For

Waiting For

We Get It
We Get It

We Get It

Tonights My Girlfriend
Tonights My Girlfriend

Tonights My Girlfriend

Tonight My Girlfriend
Tonight My Girlfriend

Tonight My Girlfriend

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Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is sleeping inside for the first time in her life Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells @DrSmashlove So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂
Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is
 sleeping inside for the first time in her life
 Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells
 @DrSmashlove
So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂

So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight w...

Goals, Life, and Memes: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR AN OPEN MIND WILL OPEN NEW DOORS Every week, sorry… Everyday! I get DM’s from people telling me how they want to achieve their goals and about how they often try but feel they're just getting not getting anywhere. 🤔 Amazingly, after talking to them and replying their messages I discover that they indeed have had plenty of opportunities presented to them, but they have closed their mind to the possibilities and their stubbornness prevents them from achieving their goals. When this happens. they greatly decrease the odds of any success. - ☝️You would stand a better chance of creating the life you want, growing as a human being and experiencing success regularly if you simple kept an OPEN mind. - How can a closed mind limit your chance for success? When you close your mind you essentially become stubborn and become a victim of the ego mind, you end up having an attitude that goes something like this: "This is what I want and I want it now. I'm not willing to try or accept anything else." This kind of attitude shuts you off from the process of life and nature - which is about growing and experiencing new possibilities. ✋ - 👉When you have an OPEN mind you allow yourself to attract opportunities and you insist on following up on opportunities, no matter how trivial they seem. Keeping an open mind means that you are open to all possibilities. This means that you don't say, “Oh that's not for me. There can't be anything good in that." Or "Why would I want to do that? That's not what I was looking for." Or "I won't even consider that." Let's remember one important factor tho! you don't know everything, and you don't always know what will or won't work out for you. If you never try something you'll never know what whether you like it or if it will work out for you. 😉 - mindset success motivation
Goals, Life, and Memes: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
 AN OPEN MIND
 WILL OPEN NEW DOORS
Every week, sorry… Everyday! I get DM’s from people telling me how they want to achieve their goals and about how they often try but feel they're just getting not getting anywhere. 🤔 Amazingly, after talking to them and replying their messages I discover that they indeed have had plenty of opportunities presented to them, but they have closed their mind to the possibilities and their stubbornness prevents them from achieving their goals. When this happens. they greatly decrease the odds of any success. - ☝️You would stand a better chance of creating the life you want, growing as a human being and experiencing success regularly if you simple kept an OPEN mind. - How can a closed mind limit your chance for success? When you close your mind you essentially become stubborn and become a victim of the ego mind, you end up having an attitude that goes something like this: "This is what I want and I want it now. I'm not willing to try or accept anything else." This kind of attitude shuts you off from the process of life and nature - which is about growing and experiencing new possibilities. ✋ - 👉When you have an OPEN mind you allow yourself to attract opportunities and you insist on following up on opportunities, no matter how trivial they seem. Keeping an open mind means that you are open to all possibilities. This means that you don't say, “Oh that's not for me. There can't be anything good in that." Or "Why would I want to do that? That's not what I was looking for." Or "I won't even consider that." Let's remember one important factor tho! you don't know everything, and you don't always know what will or won't work out for you. If you never try something you'll never know what whether you like it or if it will work out for you. 😉 - mindset success motivation

Every week, sorry… Everyday! I get DM’s from people telling me how they want to achieve their goals and about how they often try but feel th...

Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe 🤗😂. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say “ILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the “Father Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like “Hey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha 😉. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. “GIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up 😍😂😂😂
Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her
 swaddling technique on the dog.
 Reddit u/ohaivoltage
 @DrSmashlove
So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe 🤗😂. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say “ILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the “Father Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like “Hey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha 😉. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. “GIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up 😍😂😂😂

So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]
Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
 Reddit u/towntown1337
 @DrSmashlove
People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]

People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean o...

Bitch, Cheating, and Definitely: Sprint LTE hey hey do you remember our maths class? oh, hi! yes i do remember maths class i miss having that class you know i miss looking at your hot face what? okay... thanks i guess. you should appreciate it more that I'm talking to you THAAAANKS I was just thinking, do you remember that ugly douche who sat next to you in that class? the what??? okay, do you want to Sprint LTE 3:05 P the what??? okay, do you want to tone yourself down a bit you know that we've been seeing each other for about 2 months now right? me and okay bitch wtf i was being nice to you no need to act like a total whore. i bet he beats you because your dumb and ugly. y do you come onto me if your taken??? i know you pose like a slut in your pictures on facebook for me bitch thank woah, what the hell you. ill definitely fall right into your arms after you call me a whore and slut and say that how about i say goodbye to you orever noW beats me listen im sorry dont go i forgive you Sprint LTE what the fuck, are you okay? like, in the head.. how about you make up to me for being a bitch and go on a date with me this saturday? yeah, alright, definitely! who are you kidding? fuck you then goat hahaha I was joking I dont want a date with you bitch whore im actually really nice there's hundreds of girls who want to date me you should think of yourself as lucky ah yes, im sure there are girls lining up for you when you use phrases like "bitch whore" LOL pathetic Sprint LTE 3:05 P there's hundreds of girls who want to date me you should think of yourself as lucky ah yes, im sure there are girls lining up for you when you use phrases like "bitch whore" LOL pathetic im gonna tell your bf your cheating on him anyway its so obvious you want me i have that affect on girls okay? im laughing so hard right now... youre kidding, right? you have to be i think this is enough for me, i think i'll go ahead and delete you now goodbye, nice chat' fuck u then slut, ill block you 0四0 Aa People really believe this? [x-post r/niceguys]
Bitch, Cheating, and Definitely: Sprint LTE
 hey
 hey
 do you remember our maths class?
 oh, hi!
 yes i do remember maths class
 i miss having that class you know
 i miss looking at your hot face
 what?
 okay... thanks i guess.
 you should appreciate it more that
 I'm talking to you
 THAAAANKS
 I was just thinking, do you
 remember that ugly douche who sat
 next to you in that class?
 the what??? okay, do you want to

 Sprint LTE
 3:05 P
 the what??? okay, do you want to
 tone yourself down a bit
 you know that we've been seeing
 each other for about 2 months now
 right?
 me and
 okay bitch wtf i was being nice to
 you no need to act like a total
 whore. i bet he beats you because
 your dumb and ugly. y do you come
 onto me if your taken??? i know you
 pose like a slut in your pictures on
 facebook for me bitch
 thank
 woah, what the hell
 you. ill definitely fall right into your
 arms after you call me a whore and
 slut and say that
 how about i say goodbye to you
 orever noW
 beats me
 listen im sorry dont go
 i forgive you

 Sprint LTE
 what the fuck, are you okay? like, in
 the head..
 how about you make up to me for
 being a bitch and go on a date with
 me this saturday?
 yeah, alright, definitely!
 who are you kidding?
 fuck you then goat
 hahaha I was joking I dont want a
 date with you bitch whore
 im actually really nice
 there's hundreds of girls who want
 to date me
 you should think of yourself as lucky
 ah yes, im sure there are girls lining
 up for you when you use phrases
 like "bitch whore" LOL
 pathetic

 Sprint LTE
 3:05 P
 there's hundreds of girls who want
 to date me
 you should think of yourself as lucky
 ah yes, im sure there are girls lining
 up for you when you use phrases
 like "bitch whore" LOL
 pathetic
 im gonna tell your bf your cheating
 on him anyway
 its so obvious you want me
 i have that affect on girls
 okay? im laughing so hard right
 now... youre kidding, right? you have
 to be
 i think this is enough for me, i think
 i'll go ahead and delete you now
 goodbye, nice chat'
 fuck u then slut, ill block you
 0四0 Aa
People really believe this? [x-post r/niceguys]

People really believe this? [x-post r/niceguys]