This job is not for me
he'll take that to the grave https://t.co/oM6iXnTAWk
So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight w...
Every week, sorry… Everyday! I get DM’s from people telling me how they want to achieve their goals and about how they often try but feel th...
THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR
im calling the cops on you for making me feel this way right now credit: @_alyssalauren @_treybeckham
So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and fo...
Can’t take something off you were never wearing in the first place. Real shit, I haven’t worn a condom since Wedding Crashers was in theater...
I’d rather watch Teen Titans Go cus at least it’ll have less scenes cut than JL. Thor: Ragnarok for me, visually pleasing, funny, decent plo...
Comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ krakstv
Ballerific Comment Creepin 🌾👀🌾 cardib commentcreepin
when they are polite and if they smell nice and when they talk about something they are passionate about honestly a lot of little non sexual...
Today was a good day. (Click the link in my bio for the best thing to happen to mankind since The Office)
He says I LOVE YOU he fucking says it back I’m gonna go die now there is nothing left here for me to see. @oliverthelovepug
My eyes burn
Times Have Certainly Changed... #BigGovSucks
Issa not for me...😷
None of it.
People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean o...
rt to save a life https://t.co/MnFtImLYr6
True or nah? For me... he’s just sleeping you psycho... but that’s just me. 🤷🏼♀️
Which one??? Coca-Cola for me krakstv
A Walk To Remember https://t.co/nfkKunAgv3
You're too young for me if you don't remember this video https://t.co/khy9kslja9
You're too young for me if you don't remember this video https://t.co/X9IlG4QEkm
Seems pretty plush, any reason this is a no go? @hilarious.ted laying out my life for me.
(@gary_from_teen_mom) “Oh hey- oh. Oh it’s not for me. Wow I’m a piece of shit”
uh ive never played uno i had it but i never did
I Started A New Position At Work, So It’s Third Shift For Me Now, I’ll Be Posting Shit Till I Get Off In The Morning.. 😂
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Wow been playing wrong all this time https://t.co/JO1jGapC7h
"Not enough for me? You are...everything" https://t.co/9xuEOOPLRk
🤣The vocals are amazing
Wow been playing wrong all this time https://t.co/RkNT8T8jlP
Wow been playing wrong all this time https://t.co/t5zcu4M3Qt
Blaine is even sluttier than @drinksforgayz. Wasn’t sure that was possible 😱
People really believe this? [x-post r/niceguys]
True or False for me its True because i am and example...Comment yours fast
I come home from work and my one-cat fanclub falls head over heels (literally) for me...
Nah brah. You on your own
When you think your friend at this race <link in bio> is actually super eco-friendly, but ACTUALLY…… LOLOL lastwarning IncomeEcoRun RunTowar...