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(Update) It’s that time of year: Autumn Today 11 38 AM Sorry, I'm not really looking for a relationship, but I saw your name and really wanted to use this pickup line. You can call me Winter because I wont come until Autumn is finished. Alright, you can unmatch me now. LOL thanks for that The pleasure is all mine... well, I guess that pickup line says the opposite, but you get the general idea As long as it at least made you're day little better too, it was worth it Do you mind if l post it on Facebook? I'll crop your name & pic It was rly that impressive Yeah, that's fine. Word My Tinder game definitely peaked there. It was by far the best pickup line AND autumn joke I've ever heard My friend commented "ironic bc Washington just completely skipped autumn this year" Imfao I said "yeah story of my fuckin life" I'll make it up next and we can skip me until you ee come twice. Damn look at you You're on a roll What can I say, you bring out the colors in me Autumn Oh my god I'd rather you bring them out in me Well, there's a chance Autumn might come early for next year. I think that's all I got. I've heard the anticipation is the best part though Anymore and I wouldn't want you to fall for me. Hey now get too cocky here, I just like pickup lines I had to switch to "fall" for that one. Feel like an idiot That was too clever even for me It's alright, I'll leaf quietly I'm in disbeleaf Damn I can't think of anything else I'm trying Well, this went better than I thought it would actually. I thought you would have autumnatically unmatched me. АННН LMAO Don't trees me like that Whew, what a re-leaf There's no season for you to be acting this way Yeah, I'm burnt out. "autumnatically That was a pretty damn good one This has probably been greatest match I've ever gotten. I gotta say, I agree Mind if I post this on the internet for internet points? Do it, I did If I could send you screenshots of people's reactions I totally would (Update) It’s that time of year
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A Year Later, I Married This Girl: Verizon 1:57 PM * 67% So what did you mean by your inexperience? Inexperienced in many ways. I haven't dated many people, and I'm not very confident when it comes to sex Tue, Sep 5, 1:42 AM If I may it's kind of like dancing, in that when you meet the right person that won't matter at all You could have sex 1000 times with the wrong guy and still feel under confident. But one time with the right man who sees you and treats you with respect and you'll feel like a queen Tue, Sep 5, 7:20 AM That's an empowering thoughts Are you suggesting that you're the "right man"? Tue, Sep 5, 9:25 AM I have no idea, maybe yes maybe no Chemistry is important, and sex is not the end goal for me. It's like wine Great sex is amazing and can be really intoxicating but it doesn't fill you up without a real connection to someone else. Im not trying t To find anything other than a real connection. Laughter, adventure experiences, amazing conversations So I'm very curious about this beautiful girl on tinder who says she's looking for a hook up. That's very uncommon. Is that all you're looking for or are you looking for something more? Tue, Sep 5, 10:38 AM I'm looking for something more, ideally. But I have needs just like anybody else, so if "something more" is a while coming, I'd go for something less with someone who seems trustworthy. It does feel a little weird to put that out there, like I'm pimping myself out. Tue, Sep 5, 12:29 PM All I know about pimping is that it ain't easy I totally understand though. It just caught me by surprise :) I'd love to meet for a drink or tea some time, would you be up for that? Tue, Sep 5, 4:38 PM Sure. When/where? I'm usually available after 6 pm A Year Later, I Married This Girl

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ruinedchildhood: 😭: jazzy @pettingpuppies Follow I found out my abuela who passed away years ago was a freaking poet and l'm reading her poetry... turn the page... she wrote a poem about me 1:26 AM - 28 Jun 2017 from Los Angeles, CA eeooo Sprint LTE 10:32 PM @ 77%. Notes June 27, 2017 at 10:32 PM She sowed the seed in Spring, turned it into Winter into a beautiful girl. It was the reward of the sweet waiting, for me, it was of God, the most precious work. Tersed vanilla skin, brown eyes and cinnamon, eyelashes so immense that they look up to the sky, sweet and melodious voice, like a siren song and the moonlight cast it into her hair. The sweetest smile on his strawberry lips, is drawn on his face when the day dawns and he has in his hands a dawn prey to light my life with rays of joy. She is the princess of the fairy tales, the ambassador of coquetry. The one that turns the stories into ballads and are to my ears like the Ave Maria. If you understood one day what my verses say, it would be like touching my soul with your fingers, like wearing the necklace you made with kisses and waking God at dawn. You are a girl enchanted by the magic of the grandmother, you will always be to her eooo Sprint LTE 10:32 PM @ 77%. L Notes siren song and the moonlight cast it into her hair. The sweetest smile on his strawberry lips, is drawn on his face when the day dawns and he has in his hands a dawn prey to light my life with rays of joy. She is the princess of the fairy tales, the ambassador of coquetry. The one that turns the stories into ballads and are to my ears like the Ave Maria. If you understood one day what my verses say, it would be like touching my soul with your fingers, like wearing the necklace you made with kisses and waking God at dawn. You are a girl enchanted by the magic of the grandmother, you will always be to her sweet Cinderella, her eternal butterfly that blooms in bloom and you will be the reason for her sad existence. For my granddaughter Jazmine, my beautiful butterfly, my eternal Cinderella ruinedchildhood: 😭

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memehumor: We have to do something about the country of ISLAM!: Before any1 judges this, imagen if it was your child killed by them, them laughing about it, thinking its the right thing to do. Your family.. it could happen, they wont stop, unless we face the facts instead of ignoring it, its gonna carry on, to all of us, they expect us to ignore it because they are used to it, That 1 certain religion only, you dont see chinese blowing us up, or indians blowing us up, its 1 certain fucking country which is ISLAM, ISIS Wankers who think its right to marry 6 year old girls and rape them, its in there bible*... its wrong, They expect us to keep ignoring this, and unless you face facts, we will all go down. Fuck you isis. Grow brains you fucking neanderthals, Creatures Like Reply 19 hrs Well.. th.. i... err.. What do you think should be done about the country of Islam? Like Reply-8 hrs I think they should stay in their own country instead of coming here to kill innocent people Like Reply 7 hrs Yes, excellent idea. I know of a guy who can build walls I'll get on the phone to him, all I need you to do is find the co-ordinates for the country of Islam for me. It should be easy, use Google maps or something Like Reply 7 hrs Lmao, i just think it should be illegal to let them here as they won't stop suicide bombing everywhere, I know me speaking up about it won't change a thing, but if everybody did maybe they would do something about it, they are bombing kids now, it's wrong Like Reply 7 hrs No, the plan is great. Just get me those co-ordinates ok? I mean at the very least, help me find my bearings with the name of a neighbouring country. Like Reply 7 hrs Got cement? Like Reply 7 hrs Like Reply 7 hrs Like Reply 7 hrs Plenty, its all sorted mate, just need a location. Ok I'm on it Latitude:North 38Degrees 34' 9.6596- Longitude:West-121Degrees 30'23.8399 Like Reply-7 hrs Oh, an Islamic centre in San Francisco. Good work, you found the country of Islam! Like Reply Just now memehumor: We have to do something about the country of ISLAM!
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