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        sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasnโ€™t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy โ€œDont play this time. Just fake itโ€ย 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.ย 

To my readers: โ€œpโ€ means quiet, โ€œppโ€ means really quiet. Iโ€™ve never seen โ€œppppโ€ before haha.
On the contrast, โ€œfโ€ means loud, and โ€œffffโ€ probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chairโ€ฆ

Me and my trombone buddies had โ€œffffโ€ and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section โ€” whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each otherโ€™s hands all shhh donโ€™t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, โ€œAll right, letโ€™s run through it up to section A.โ€
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent โ€” but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They donโ€™t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when theyย do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnโ€™t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnโ€™t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: โ€œTHERE WERE FOUR Fโ€™S.โ€
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band postย 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozodโ€™s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
: sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasnโ€™t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy โ€œDont play this time. Just fake itโ€ย 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.ย 

To my readers: โ€œpโ€ means quiet, โ€œppโ€ means really quiet. Iโ€™ve never seen โ€œppppโ€ before haha.
On the contrast, โ€œfโ€ means loud, and โ€œffffโ€ probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chairโ€ฆ

Me and my trombone buddies had โ€œffffโ€ and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section โ€” whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each otherโ€™s hands all shhh donโ€™t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, โ€œAll right, letโ€™s run through it up to section A.โ€
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent โ€” but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They donโ€™t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when theyย do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnโ€™t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnโ€™t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: โ€œTHERE WERE FOUR Fโ€™S.โ€
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band postย 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozodโ€™s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

        

            
            

                
                
                    sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasnโ€™t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy โ€œDont play this time. Just fake itโ€ย 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.ย 

To my readers: โ€œpโ€ means quiet, โ€œppโ€ means really quiet. Iโ€™ve never seen โ€œppppโ€ before haha.
On the contrast, โ€œfโ€ means loud, and โ€œffffโ€ probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chairโ€ฆ

Me and my trombone buddies had โ€œffffโ€ and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section โ€” whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each otherโ€™s hands all shhh donโ€™t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, โ€œAll right, letโ€™s run through it up to section A.โ€
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent โ€” but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They donโ€™t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when theyย do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnโ€™t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnโ€™t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: โ€œTHERE WERE FOUR Fโ€™S.โ€
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band postย 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozodโ€™s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
: sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasnโ€™t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy โ€œDont play this time. Just fake itโ€ย 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.ย 

To my readers: โ€œpโ€ means quiet, โ€œppโ€ means really quiet. Iโ€™ve never seen โ€œppppโ€ before haha.
On the contrast, โ€œfโ€ means loud, and โ€œffffโ€ probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chairโ€ฆ

Me and my trombone buddies had โ€œffffโ€ and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section โ€” whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each otherโ€™s hands all shhh donโ€™t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, โ€œAll right, letโ€™s run through it up to section A.โ€
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent โ€” but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They donโ€™t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when theyย do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnโ€™t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnโ€™t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: โ€œTHERE WERE FOUR Fโ€™S.โ€
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band postย 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozodโ€™s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        dovewithscales:

thatmadhatter:

Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said,ย โ€œI donโ€™t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.โ€ I very literally meant I didnโ€™t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I donโ€™t know the answer to?
Iโ€™m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if Iโ€™m doing something for the first time.



Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something thatโ€™s hard for you. 
: dovewithscales:

thatmadhatter:

Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said,ย โ€œI donโ€™t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.โ€ I very literally meant I didnโ€™t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I donโ€™t know the answer to?
Iโ€™m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if Iโ€™m doing something for the first time.



Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something thatโ€™s hard for you. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    dovewithscales:

thatmadhatter:

Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said,ย โ€œI donโ€™t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.โ€ I very literally meant I didnโ€™t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I donโ€™t know the answer to?
Iโ€™m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if Iโ€™m doing something for the first time.



Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something thatโ€™s hard for you. 
: dovewithscales:

thatmadhatter:

Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said,ย โ€œI donโ€™t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.โ€ I very literally meant I didnโ€™t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I donโ€™t know the answer to?
Iโ€™m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if Iโ€™m doing something for the first time.



Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something thatโ€™s hard for you. 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
dovewithscales:

thatmadhatter:

Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said,ย โ€œI donโ€™t know how to make this p...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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