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Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.  Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.   ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.
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Crying, Dumbledore, and Fucking: stephenhawqueen a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay malfoycat neville: *messes up his potion* gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you neville: an idiot sandwich iamthepureblindraven no no no Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly* GR: What's going on? Neville: explains how he messed up* GR: Oh gosh okay...we can fix this, don't cry, see, it's fine now? Just be more careful when you're adding the Newt's eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes mira-of-sassgard Yes, he only screams when he's dealing with people that claim to know what they're doing and clearly dont, when hes teaching he's very kind and patient because they're stil learning wickedbitchofthewestcoast Hed probably do the bread thing to Malfoy therewerenorelevanturlsavailable nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but hes still a kid. It'd be the teachers fucking up that he'd have trouble with Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! Slughorn: It was a stressfu- Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?! or Ramsay: So you're going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? Dumbledore: It's for the greater good, professor Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor's face* What are you? Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are marauders4evr Okay, now I can reblog it! theiguanaamarillaart Idiot sandwich
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Ass, Crying, and Dumbledore: a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay malfoycat neville: "messes up his potion gordon ramsay: "holds neville between two slices of bread what are you neville: an idiot sandwich no no no Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior Neville: "messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly GR: What's going on? Neville: "explains how he messed up* GR: Oh gosh okay.. we can fix this, don't cry, see, it's fine now? Just be more careful when you're adding the Newt's eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears. Neville: "giggles wetly, wiping eyes mira-of sassgard Yes, he only screams when he's dealing with people that claim to know what they're doing and clearly dont, when he's teaching he's very kind and patient because they're still learning He'd probably do the bread thing to Malfoy nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he's still a kid It'd be the teachers fucking up that he'd have trouble with Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozarl Slughom: It was a stressfu- Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?! Ramsay: So you're going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? Dumbledore: It's for the greater good, professor Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor's face What are you? Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. Okay, nowl can reblog it My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn't passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon It's clear Gordon's leg is in pain. He's been badly bumed without warning. But he doesn't scream. He doesn't yell, not even in pain, and he doesn't go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn't my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse) I didn't know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they're feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because child that person is a Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids. im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautifu ohmytheon Please take a moment to picture Gordon Ramsay taking over Potions when Snape becomes the DADA professor (instead of Slughorn) and not only being horrified when he realizes how terrified the students are that he'll verbally abuse them when they mess up in Potions class but when he overhears how Snape treats students. Like can you IMAGINE the level of RAGE and CONTEMPT that Ramsay would harbor towards Snape? The asshat wouldn't have made it to the end of HBP. Ramsay would've hexed his ass to kingdom come. xtaticpearl Chef Ramsay would have become the kids' favourite teacher and you can't take that away from me Imagine him dealing with Umbridge Hogwarts Potions Professor Gordon Ramsay
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A Dream, Albert Einstein, and Ass: WHAT IF MERCY WAS EVIL (IN THE FUTURE)? IT'S USELESS, MORRISON FAREEHA, COME HOME WITH US YOU DID THIS TO US! YOU CAN'T BARGAIN WITH THE DEVIL! WHY!? HEROES NEVER DIE. WE JUST LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME VIGLANTES... LET'S SEE HOWw LONG YOU LAST ...OR VILLAINS. JUSTICE IS BLIND, JACK. SORRY MOTHER, THAT IS NOT AN OPTION. AND SO ARE YOU. TIS A SHAME TO KILL SUCH WONDERFUL SPECIMENS. THERE WILL BE NO RESURRECTION FOR THE THREE OF YOU. DON'T WORRY, I'LL PUT YOUR BODIES TO GOOD USE FOR MY RESEARCH. I-IT'S JUST A DREAM, LENA. ITS NOT REAL, ITS NOT REAL DR. ZIEGLER WOULD NEVER DO THAT, WOULD SHE? SNIFF WOULD SHE? SNIFF LENA? IS YOUR CHRONAL ACCELERATOR ACTING UP AGAIN? I-IM FINE WINSTON. IT WORKS GREAT <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/147189726846" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackbookalpha.tumblr.com/post/146931514940" target="_blank">blackbookalpha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Taking a break from Gremlin D.Va comics, need to catch up on personal work.</p> <p>I’ve been looking at a lot of “Mercy Is Evil” theories since I’ve always questioned her design, especially how Overwatch’s concept artists purposely made her into a young, kind-hearted, angelic-looking healer that can do no wrong.</p> <p>Mercy is possibly an antagonist in Overwatch. If you had the ability to bring people back from the dead, you would never function like a normal human being ever again.</p> <p>Most doctors in the healthcare field have some level of God complex, surgeons are notoriously well-known for this. When you can fix a person’s body with extreme precision (and get paid a lot of money for it), you tend to become arrogant and have inflated forms of egocentricity and narcissism.</p> <p>That goes a lot further when a person solves the problem of preventing DEATH itself.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><b>What we know so far:</b></p> <p>- Mercy’s motivation to pursue medicine was the death of her parents during the first Omnic crisis. Instead of revenge, she focused on becoming a surgeon, then later made medical breakthroughs that significantly treats life-threatening illnesses and injuries.</p> <p>- Mercy has achieved a plethora of scientific advancements in applied nanobiology and cybernetics, thanks to Overwatch funding her research. She became the head of their medical research group, healing the injured during the war.</p> <p>- She is seemingly young-looking despite being 37 years old.</p> <p>- She was often at odds with her superiors and their goals, which led to allegations where she was later interrogated in court when Overwatch started to crumble from within, highlighting the politics between Morrison and Reyes.</p> <p>- Mercy was responsible for turning Gabriel Reyes into Reaper, possibly from a failed genetic alteration stated in the Visual Source Book. She’s also the one who brought Genji back from the brink of death without his consent, turning him into a cyborg. Genji hated his new cybernetic body but later found peace after meeting with Zenyatta.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><b>Thoughts:</b></p> <p>- Mercy is an advocate of peace and personally dislikes war. Pacifists are often the most dangerous since they create things that deter war entirely. Albert Einstein is a prime example of a pacifist, who later helped develop the Atomic Bomb.</p> <figure data-orig-width="837" data-orig-height="314" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/26c3c7aae8c511e090be6855b2b6e8cb/tumblr_inline_o9trjlhdYh1r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="837" data-orig-height="314"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>- Mercy disliked Overwatch’s militaristic approach, but joined them since she saw opportunities in advancing her research and personal interests. It’s a doctor’s ultimate dream to work on anything they want that doesn’t follow any conventions, nor bound to the laws of nature or religion.</p> <figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="306" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a5b8b00ed9bea70f8182d7dcdf80e80/tumblr_inline_o9trmv5ld31r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="306"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>- Before Overwatch, her research was possibly used by the government in the Soldier Enhancement Program, turning Morrison(S:76) and Reyes(Reaper) and into super soldiers.</p> <figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="250" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac88751a5eff3cbe27f25150a2385ac9/tumblr_inline_o9trnlChTn1r4iqdh_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="250"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>- Her young appearance is an extreme form of vanity that contributes to narcissistic traits. We still don’t know what she puts on her body that it physically stops her from aging (possibly from her genetic research that involved human testing)</p> <figure data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="567" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ecf92cc56a4f0ef0f6a0cd5ef0dc0ae5/tumblr_inline_o9trnxync91r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="567"/></figure><p>(Art by <a href="https://tmblr.co/mX02l3hKCpaxGnYI42iqkzQ" target="_blank">@nesskain</a> - who made the official Reinhardt and Pharah comics)</p> <p><br/></p> <p>- She fashions her Valkyrie suit in the likeness of an angel, a symbol of peace that also doubles as an outfit for one with a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messiah_complex" target="_blank">Messiah/Savior complex</a>. People who do this wants to gain people’s trust quickly and convert them into fanatical followers. Valkyries in mythology are also called ‘choosers of the slain’, choosing who lives or who dies in battle.</p> <figure data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="392" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c07b0f64342d23316f12beaaba257db/tumblr_inline_o9trziIVaj1r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="392"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>- Raising the dead is expensive. After seeing Overwatch crumbling from within, Mercy secretly took her research with her, destroyed any traces of it in Overwatch’s HQ (by blowing it up) and possibly found new funding from private corporations and interest groups. She was also not present when their Swiss HQ was destroyed, and possibly used the Morrison/Reyes politics as her scapegoat.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>- Reyes was her human guinea pig before she perfected her Resurrection ability through advanced genetic/molecular alteration. Genji was her attempt at creating a well-endowed, cybernetic killing machine. Both had mixed results.</p> <figure data-orig-width="871" data-orig-height="347" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d621926bca1bca4485e35218754beb9/tumblr_inline_o9ts1qEMAz1r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="871" data-orig-height="347"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>- Mercy’s a master psychologist, forcefully creating living weapons in order to dismantle global threats (saving most for the greater good). In exchange for Genji’s new cyborg body, Genji was tasked by Overwatch to dismantle his own family, after centuries of being in power. The only reason Genji was able to do this was the clan being at weakest without Hanzo’s leadership. Its easy to call this as a Reyes/Reaper tactic, but his methods are more in line of “Getting the job done at all costs”, with little care on how much unnecessary destruction or casualties he’d accumulate during a mission. Mercy’s deal with Genji was a calculated decision, striking a threat with its own kind with surgical precision (and minimal civilian casualties).</p> <figure data-orig-width="675" data-orig-height="380" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/005a99ae2118785082c13ce23cd67ed4/tumblr_inline_o9tsgenbAk1r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="675" data-orig-height="380"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>- Widowmaker’s blue skin is also a by-product of experimental genetic modification, which parallels Mercy’s line of work (along with creating effective, well-endowed <i>ass</i>assasins). Talon was very unsuccessful at assassinating Overwatch agents, until they became brutally efficient by capturing their love ones instead and sending them back as sleeper agents through neural reconditioning.</p> <figure data-orig-width="471" data-orig-height="316" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b805c32d589bfeb2925b1048773140b/tumblr_inline_o9ts2n3x4v1r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="471" data-orig-height="316"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>- She clearly doesn’t want to bring Overwatch back. She has a voice that triggers in Watchpoint: Gibraltar saying <i><b>“Overwatch was shut down for a reason. Maybe it’s best it stay that way.”</b></i></p> <p><a href="http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Mercy/Quotes" target="_blank">http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Mercy/Quotes</a></p> <p><br/></p> <p>- Mercy’s “No Pulse” emote has her jokingly checking her vitals, only to find she doesn’t have any.</p> <figure data-orig-width="343" data-orig-height="249" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1728c151d9a9117eff791af0e834b8f1/tumblr_inline_o9ts4wk6l41r4iqdh_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="343" data-orig-height="249"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>- Her Devil/Imp skin doesn’t shy away from asking a price when she resurrects fallen heroes.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>- Mercy’s possible end game is to prevent the people she loves from dying ever again; being haunted by the death of her parents. Its also the motivating force that drove her to achieve so many medical advancements in a short amount of time. She has a twisted view of saving the majority of mankind; by creating short-term crises that later results into moments of peace. Despite what happens to the world, the rest are just high-paying customers that keep her private life-extension business extremely healthy.</p> <figure data-orig-width="800" data-orig-height="382" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aabbbadf07787330b107bc347a82cef8/tumblr_inline_o9ts68XEyn1r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="800" data-orig-height="382"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>Or… I could be wrong and she’s just a sweet, sinless angel birb mom.</p> <figure data-orig-width="1451" data-orig-height="648" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41f3c2d3b12301df1269a3542b4b76c0/tumblr_inline_o9ts6pXGr31r4iqdh_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1451" data-orig-height="648"/></figure><p>Be nice to Mercy players &gt;:3</p> </blockquote> <p>i like this Ozymandias-like evil mercy thing </p> </blockquote> <p>Well, there goes my waifu</p>

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