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feniczoroark: candygarnet: shamwowxl: wine-dark-sea: ilyasaurus: randomfandomteacher: indigopersei: broitsablog: wildeisms: @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..? my friend,if only you knew It’s a very dangerous language to learn Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word. #now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. “is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:  truly the language of love Hell language @randomnightlord No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily: 4) -' 04) French ▼ English" coup de feu gunshot English 04) French coup de fou Blowjob French ▼ 4) English ▼ coup de foudre love at first sight FEnglish 04) French coup de foutre Cum shot Did you mean coup de foudre? feniczoroark: candygarnet: shamwowxl: wine-dark-sea: ilyasaurus: randomfandomteacher: indigopersei: broitsablog: wildeisms: @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..? my friend,if only you knew It’s a very dangerous language to learn Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word. #now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. “is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:  truly the language of love Hell language @randomnightlord No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily
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(via @tech) When you ask Google Translate to translate, "I am a flat-Earther" from English into French, it comes back with "Je suis un fou." 👀Translate that back into English again and you get "I'm a crazy person." Google insists the translation is not an intentional Easter egg. "Translate works by learning patterns from many millions of examples of translations seen out on the web," a Google spokesman said. "Unfortunately, some of those patterns can lead to incorrect translations. The error has been reported and we are working on a fix." So far, it seems French may be the only language that is making this translation. tech google flatearthers: English - detected 4) French- i am a flat earther je suis un fou Edit Open in Google Translate Feedback French ▼ 4)-+ English- je suis un fou I'm a crazy person Edit Open in Google Translate Feedback EARTH @TECH IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE CALLING FLAT-EARTHERS CRAZY? guff (via @tech) When you ask Google Translate to translate, "I am a flat-Earther" from English into French, it comes back with "Je suis un fou." 👀Translate that back into English again and you get "I'm a crazy person." Google insists the translation is not an intentional Easter egg. "Translate works by learning patterns from many millions of examples of translations seen out on the web," a Google spokesman said. "Unfortunately, some of those patterns can lead to incorrect translations. The error has been reported and we are working on a fix." So far, it seems French may be the only language that is making this translation. tech google flatearthers

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