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(via @tech) The recently launched Summit supercomputer was announced as No. 1 recently at ISC High Performance in Frankfurt, Germany. The designation recognizes the IBM-built system as the science community’s most powerful computational tool for solving problems in energy, advanced materials, artificial intelligence, and other domains. The IBM Summit system reached a speed of 122.3 petaflops on the High-Performance Linpack benchmark test—the software used to evaluate and rank supercomputers on the TOP500 list. The top position waas previously held by China, which still has the world’s most supercomputers overall. tech computer worldrecord For more, follow @tech: Ct ri: THE U.S. IS NOW HOME TO THE FASTEST SUPERCOMPUTER IN THE WORLD. @TECH l by guff (via @tech) The recently launched Summit supercomputer was announced as No. 1 recently at ISC High Performance in Frankfurt, Germany. The designation recognizes the IBM-built system as the science community’s most powerful computational tool for solving problems in energy, advanced materials, artificial intelligence, and other domains. The IBM Summit system reached a speed of 122.3 petaflops on the High-Performance Linpack benchmark test—the software used to evaluate and rank supercomputers on the TOP500 list. The top position waas previously held by China, which still has the world’s most supercomputers overall. tech computer worldrecord For more, follow @tech

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#5 is epic: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers. These Are Priceless Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727? From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f-ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: " said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid!" O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 329: "Approach, l've always wanted to say this...l've got the little Fokker in sight." A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a harcd right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!" Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7 Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers." The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One- Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, And I didn't land." While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727 An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Deltal Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you tol You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly whereI tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?" #5 is epic
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darksigyn:mattg124: angrynerdyblogger: straight-up-juggahos: kendralynora: buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over  I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”  #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.  If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city. If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station. If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway. If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea. I can’t drive.  I will use this post to explain tumblr : Copenhagen Kaliningrad įst551A of Ma LI.N Bornhoim Gdańsk Manchester Liverpoo ,Hamburg Bremen Berlin Poznan KINGDOM Warsaw Birmingham Amsterdam Cardiff "POLAND Lódź Wroclaw London Rottrda ETH Essen Leipzig, Cologne LillBEL Boh Pragite CZECH RERUBLIC Kraków .Frankfurt am Main Quernsey U.. Jersey Ru.x.) ParisLUX Luxembourg Brnp, SLOVAKIA Stuttgart ratislava Strasbourg Munich< Nǐジはさ ALSTRIA Nantes Budapes ECH HUNGARY FRANCE SWI Ljubljana iscay Lyon Milanw/nice.LOVENİA r.(* Zagreb Bordeaux BOSNIA AND Belg enoa CROATIA HERZEOOVIN Bilbao Toulouse su NO Sarajevo 300 Kilometersrsnfexas-Europe Size Compariso MONACO 300 Miles ITALY Adriatic ea darksigyn:mattg124: angrynerdyblogger: straight-up-juggahos: kendralynora: buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over  I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”  #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.  If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city. If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station. If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway. If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea. I can’t drive.  I will use this post to explain tumblr

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wancler-lust: mattg124: angrynerdyblogger: straight-up-juggahos: kendralynora: buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over  I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”  #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.  If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city. If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station. If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway. If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea. I can’t drive.  this post turned out really weird: Copenhagen Kaliningrad įst551A of Ma LI.N Bornhoim Gdańsk Manchester Liverpoo ,Hamburg Bremen Berlin Poznan KINGDOM Warsaw Birmingham Amsterdam Cardiff "POLAND Lódź Wroclaw London Rottrda ETH Essen Leipzig, Cologne LillBEL Boh Pragite CZECH RERUBLIC Kraków .Frankfurt am Main Quernsey U.. Jersey Ru.x.) ParisLUX Luxembourg Brnp, SLOVAKIA Stuttgart ratislava Strasbourg Munich< Nǐジはさ ALSTRIA Nantes Budapes ECH HUNGARY FRANCE SWI Ljubljana iscay Lyon Milanw/nice.LOVENİA r.(* Zagreb Bordeaux BOSNIA AND Belg enoa CROATIA HERZEOOVIN Bilbao Toulouse su NO Sarajevo 300 Kilometersrsnfexas-Europe Size Compariso MONACO 300 Miles ITALY Adriatic ea wancler-lust: mattg124: angrynerdyblogger: straight-up-juggahos: kendralynora: buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over  I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”  #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.  If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city. If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station. If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway. If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea. I can’t drive.  this post turned out really weird

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