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thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post? : People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." 03 thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post?
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poerobots: The first hint that something might be different this time came the morning after the shootings, from a Douglas High School sophomore named Sarah Chadwick, who informed the President of the United States, via his favorite medium, in words that quickly went viral, “I don’t want your condolences you fucking piece of shit, my friends and teachers were shot.”Their grief was raw, their rage palpable. Emma Gonzalez, a senior at Douglas, had the most searing indictment:“The people in the government who were voted into power are lying to us. And us kids seem to be the only ones who notice and are prepared to call B.S.“Companies, trying to make caricatures of the teen-agers nowadays, saying that all we are are self-involved and trend-obsessed and they hush us into submissions when our message doesn’t reach the ears of the nation, we are prepared to call B.S.“Politicians who sit in their gilded House and Senate seats funded by the N.R.A., telling us nothing could ever be done to prevent this: we call B.S.“They say that tougher gun laws do not prevent gun violence: we call B.S.”The crowd was now joining in.“They say a good guy with a gun stops a bad guy with a gun: we call B.S.“They say guns are just tools, like knives, and are as dangerous as cars: we call B.S.“They say that no laws would have been able to prevent the hundreds of senseless tragedies that occur: we call B.S.“That us kids don’t know what we’re talking about, that we’re too young to understand how the government works.” The crowd was now in a frenzy of anger and sadness, the people around me were tearing up as they yelled, “We call B.S.”And then, in unison, the people gathered began to chant, “Vote them out, vote them out, vote them out.”– Emily Witt, The New Yorker: poerobots: The first hint that something might be different this time came the morning after the shootings, from a Douglas High School sophomore named Sarah Chadwick, who informed the President of the United States, via his favorite medium, in words that quickly went viral, “I don’t want your condolences you fucking piece of shit, my friends and teachers were shot.”Their grief was raw, their rage palpable. Emma Gonzalez, a senior at Douglas, had the most searing indictment:“The people in the government who were voted into power are lying to us. And us kids seem to be the only ones who notice and are prepared to call B.S.“Companies, trying to make caricatures of the teen-agers nowadays, saying that all we are are self-involved and trend-obsessed and they hush us into submissions when our message doesn’t reach the ears of the nation, we are prepared to call B.S.“Politicians who sit in their gilded House and Senate seats funded by the N.R.A., telling us nothing could ever be done to prevent this: we call B.S.“They say that tougher gun laws do not prevent gun violence: we call B.S.”The crowd was now joining in.“They say a good guy with a gun stops a bad guy with a gun: we call B.S.“They say guns are just tools, like knives, and are as dangerous as cars: we call B.S.“They say that no laws would have been able to prevent the hundreds of senseless tragedies that occur: we call B.S.“That us kids don’t know what we’re talking about, that we’re too young to understand how the government works.” The crowd was now in a frenzy of anger and sadness, the people around me were tearing up as they yelled, “We call B.S.”And then, in unison, the people gathered began to chant, “Vote them out, vote them out, vote them out.”– Emily Witt, The New Yorker
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Mother of H&M Model Doesn’t See Anything Wrong with Controversial Ad-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has found themselves in some deep s*** after their recent ad caused an uproar on social media. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After posting an ad that featured a black boy wearing a sweatshirt reading, "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle," the world went into frenzy over the controversial photo. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While many said the ad was problematic, Terry Mango, the boy’s mother, says she is cool with it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “That's my son...av [sic] been to all photo shoots and this was not an exception, everyone is entitled to their opinion about this," Mango said on Facebook. She also mentioned, "This is one of hundreds of outfits my son has modeled... stop crying Wolf all the time, unnecessary issue." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Celebrities from the likes of LeBronJames to Diddy have spoken out on the issue. Rumor has it, Diddy even offered the young boy a $1 million modeling contract with Sean John. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has since issued an apology saying: "We're deeply sorry that the picture was taken, and we also regret the actual print. Therefore, we've not only removed the image from our channels, but also the garment from our product offering." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In another post they said, "...we have got this wrong and we are deeply sorry. We have a responsibility to be aware of and attuned to all racial and cultural sensitivities - and we have not lived up to this responsibility this time...": Mother of H&M Model Doesn't See Anything Wrong with Controversial Ad @balleralert OLEST MONr N THE JUNE Mother of H&M Model Doesn’t See Anything Wrong with Controversial Ad-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has found themselves in some deep s*** after their recent ad caused an uproar on social media. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After posting an ad that featured a black boy wearing a sweatshirt reading, "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle," the world went into frenzy over the controversial photo. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While many said the ad was problematic, Terry Mango, the boy’s mother, says she is cool with it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “That's my son...av [sic] been to all photo shoots and this was not an exception, everyone is entitled to their opinion about this," Mango said on Facebook. She also mentioned, "This is one of hundreds of outfits my son has modeled... stop crying Wolf all the time, unnecessary issue." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Celebrities from the likes of LeBronJames to Diddy have spoken out on the issue. Rumor has it, Diddy even offered the young boy a $1 million modeling contract with Sean John. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has since issued an apology saying: "We're deeply sorry that the picture was taken, and we also regret the actual print. Therefore, we've not only removed the image from our channels, but also the garment from our product offering." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In another post they said, "...we have got this wrong and we are deeply sorry. We have a responsibility to be aware of and attuned to all racial and cultural sensitivities - and we have not lived up to this responsibility this time..."

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Has Melania Trump Been Using A Body Double to Skip Appearances With Trump?– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The latest conspiracy theory to hit the Internet features a presidential body double. On Friday, Trump spoke to reporters to address the media about hurricane relief for Puerto Rico and a nuclear deal with Iran. In the video, Trump mentions his wife in a way that has conspiracy theorists in a frenzy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “My wife, Melania, who happens to be right here,” he said of the woman, who many now believe is a stand in. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Twitter users pulled old photos of Melania and posted them next to the image of the woman in the video, prompting many to conclude that the two women are not the same. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This is not Melania. To think they would go this far & try to make us think its her on TV is mind blowing. Makes me wonder what else is a lie,” Joe Vargas wrote on Twitter, adding that he didn’t notice at first but Trump’s statement made him want to investigate further. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Joe’s tweet received over 4,000 retweets and likes in 12 hours and continues to spread, with users responding with theories of their own. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “That’s her stunt double who sleeps with him. [Melania] just collects her funds,” one user wrote. “Is It me or does Melania appear to be a man in drag here with a wig and large sunglasses on. Can only assume she left trump weeks ago and he hasn’t yet found a way of saying he’s done a great job on the divorce…I have the best divorce lawyers THE BEST,” another said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this isn’t the first time a woman in politics has been accused of using body doubles. Last year, Hillarysbodydouble began trending online after Hillary Clinton was accused of using a body double. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What do you think?: Has Melania Trump Been Using A Body Double to Skip Appearances With Trump? @balleralert BuyLegalMeds.com @JoeVargas Let me save you some time from looking it up. It's not her. Has Melania Trump Been Using A Body Double to Skip Appearances With Trump?– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The latest conspiracy theory to hit the Internet features a presidential body double. On Friday, Trump spoke to reporters to address the media about hurricane relief for Puerto Rico and a nuclear deal with Iran. In the video, Trump mentions his wife in a way that has conspiracy theorists in a frenzy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “My wife, Melania, who happens to be right here,” he said of the woman, who many now believe is a stand in. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Twitter users pulled old photos of Melania and posted them next to the image of the woman in the video, prompting many to conclude that the two women are not the same. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This is not Melania. To think they would go this far & try to make us think its her on TV is mind blowing. Makes me wonder what else is a lie,” Joe Vargas wrote on Twitter, adding that he didn’t notice at first but Trump’s statement made him want to investigate further. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Joe’s tweet received over 4,000 retweets and likes in 12 hours and continues to spread, with users responding with theories of their own. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “That’s her stunt double who sleeps with him. [Melania] just collects her funds,” one user wrote. “Is It me or does Melania appear to be a man in drag here with a wig and large sunglasses on. Can only assume she left trump weeks ago and he hasn’t yet found a way of saying he’s done a great job on the divorce…I have the best divorce lawyers THE BEST,” another said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this isn’t the first time a woman in politics has been accused of using body doubles. Last year, Hillarysbodydouble began trending online after Hillary Clinton was accused of using a body double. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What do you think?

Has Melania Trump Been Using A Body Double to Skip Appearances With Trump?– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The latest conspiracy th...

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According To His Manager, Nas Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ LonzoBall may have just learned the hard way that he is not the man yet despite the efforts his father has made to prove otherwise. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ball was recently shown disrespecting Hip-Hop royalty, the iconic man himself- Nas on his family's reality show BallInTheFamily. On the show, Ball stated, "Y’all outdated, man. Don’t nobody listen to Nas anymore. Real hip-hop is Migos, Future.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [Wait. What? ] ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The comment sent Hip-Hop purists into a frenzy. While we may never get a direct response from the Queensbridge legend himself; his manager , Anthony Selah didn't spare any feelings. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In a tweet, Selah wasted no time ethering the eldest Ball son . To put it nicely, Selah stated Mr. Nasir doesn't care about Lonzo nor does he even know who the kid is. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Selah tweeted, “Nas has never heard of you & Future thanks you for your support." Continuing with his social media ether , Selah wrote, "“That Oatmeal face n***a thinks he can gain off my guys name before winning a game. I don't care what team you play for. Family first!": According To His Manager, Nas Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is @balleralert LOS ANGELES BASKETBALL According To His Manager, Nas Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ LonzoBall may have just learned the hard way that he is not the man yet despite the efforts his father has made to prove otherwise. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ball was recently shown disrespecting Hip-Hop royalty, the iconic man himself- Nas on his family's reality show BallInTheFamily. On the show, Ball stated, "Y’all outdated, man. Don’t nobody listen to Nas anymore. Real hip-hop is Migos, Future.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [Wait. What? ] ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The comment sent Hip-Hop purists into a frenzy. While we may never get a direct response from the Queensbridge legend himself; his manager , Anthony Selah didn't spare any feelings. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In a tweet, Selah wasted no time ethering the eldest Ball son . To put it nicely, Selah stated Mr. Nasir doesn't care about Lonzo nor does he even know who the kid is. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Selah tweeted, “Nas has never heard of you & Future thanks you for your support." Continuing with his social media ether , Selah wrote, "“That Oatmeal face n***a thinks he can gain off my guys name before winning a game. I don't care what team you play for. Family first!"

According To His Manager, Nas Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ LonzoBall may hav...

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Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." jottingprosaist shredsandpatches hedwig-dordt naznomad: martingoresangst Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]
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Beanie Babies . Ridiculously Rich Person Behind It: H Ty Warner . Estimated Profit: $3-6 Billion . Fill a sack with beans, give it furry ears, and name it something cute like Patti the Platypus or Splash the Whale. The result? A toy empire bigger than Hasbro and Mattel combined-Beanie Babies. While many initially scoffed at Ty's under-stuffed animals and referred to them as 'roadkill,' the haters were quickly hushed when 30,000 were sold at the first toy show in Atlanta. . The way Ty Warner built his empire is remarkable. He never advertised his products or sold them in major chain stores, like Toys-R-Us. This made the toys harder to obtain and thus more desirable. In addition, Ty would retire certain models after the initial stock-run had sold out, making the few that existed prized possessions. . At the peak of the Beanie Baby craze, Ty reportedly raked in $700 million in one year. Call it a scam, but Ty's line of collectibles created the most insane fad frenzy of all time, and he now sits on billions. -------------------- mindset success entrepreneur motivation cleverinvestor business beaniebabies: Next time someone makes fun of your idea remind them about these... @cleverinvestor Beanie Babies . Ridiculously Rich Person Behind It: H Ty Warner . Estimated Profit: $3-6 Billion . Fill a sack with beans, give it furry ears, and name it something cute like Patti the Platypus or Splash the Whale. The result? A toy empire bigger than Hasbro and Mattel combined-Beanie Babies. While many initially scoffed at Ty's under-stuffed animals and referred to them as 'roadkill,' the haters were quickly hushed when 30,000 were sold at the first toy show in Atlanta. . The way Ty Warner built his empire is remarkable. He never advertised his products or sold them in major chain stores, like Toys-R-Us. This made the toys harder to obtain and thus more desirable. In addition, Ty would retire certain models after the initial stock-run had sold out, making the few that existed prized possessions. . At the peak of the Beanie Baby craze, Ty reportedly raked in $700 million in one year. Call it a scam, but Ty's line of collectibles created the most insane fad frenzy of all time, and he now sits on billions. -------------------- mindset success entrepreneur motivation cleverinvestor business beaniebabies

Beanie Babies . Ridiculously Rich Person Behind It: H Ty Warner . Estimated Profit: $3-6 Billion . Fill a sack with beans, give it furry...

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