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It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg
and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity.
Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for
six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after
kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to
head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy
dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell
where one began and the other ended
That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried
Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after
she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to
see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one
last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any
of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge.
Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to
fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck
each other, well, then nothing happens anyway.
(Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up
to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle
monster that can't be stopped)
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome
Brains, God, and Shit: YEAH, YEAH, KNOW!
THE WOMAN WASN'T OUR
TARGET! BLUT SHAKING
HER UP COULD STILL WORK
HOME
HE MIGHT
FIND US
EITHER WAY
MEAN, IF WE DON'T
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doktorgirlfriend:
land-of-brains-and-chocolate:
land-of-brains-and-chocolate:
reminder that right after they stir up some iconic drama by spending their first appearance scaring both the dead and living shit out of mary jane, the symbiote’s first dialogue as it is related to us is “why the FUCK did we do that” and this sets the tone for pretty much the rest of their villainous cooperation
like i know there’s a canon take on this but in my humble opinion the first two very sensible and not particularly memorable “try pushing him in front of a train” and “try pushing him off a building” plans to kill peter were by the symbiote and when they failed it was like. alright eddie. you try.
and eddie, with no further warning or explanation, pulls this shit
and the symbiote just has to sit there like what, nay, who in god’s name have i gotten myself into. why did it have to be a man with flair and zero scruples
#god how long did they sit in the dark for
“…Eddie, it’s been three hours.”
“Just be patient. Trust me. This is gonna look sick.”
“…We could’ve pushed him down at least five elevator shafts by now.”
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This might seem
Hey
totally random but I'm curious.
What do you know about Pure
Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis?
Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is
byproduct of your body burning
through fat. Once the fat is gone it
starts burning your protein. Which is
what your muscles and organs are
made of. People who do the keto diet
have to replace what is lost by the
diet. That's why it's so fatty and
protein based. People who are on it
for too long can have kidney, liver
heart, lung, and muscle damage
Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die
from
I don't diet. I portion control and eat
healthy.
Carbs are necessary for proper
bodily functions.
As a nurse you should know that.
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Hey girl, you seem to be really
knowledgeable about this which is
really awesome! Let me connect
you with my friend Christen. She's
a nurse and she has been drinking
ketones for a really long time! She
would totally be able to answer
any questions you have. Are you
open to that?
Do you know what diabetic
ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from
ketones. I was in the icu and almost
died from it. My body was shutting
down and if my friend wouldn't have
brought me to the Er I would have
gone into cardiac arrest and died at
home with no help. I'm not the
person to sell that stuff to. I can pull
up numerous articles that actually
have real statistics and medical proof
backing up what this fad diet does to
the human body. Liver failure, kidney
failure, blindness, amputations of
extremities, heart failure, neuropathy,
and much much more. No one wants
people researching this information
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Do you know what diabetic
ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from
ketones. I was in the icu and almost
died from it. My body was shutting
down and if my friend wouldn't have
brought me to the Er I would have
gone into cardiac arrest and died at
home with no help. I'm not the
person to sell that stuff to. I can pull
up numerous articles that actually
have real statistics and medical proof
backing up what this fad diet does to
the human body. Liver failure, kidney
failure, blindness, amputations of
extremities, heart failure, neuropathy,
and much much more. No one wants
people researching this information
because they are capitalizing on
permanent damage and death for
their own financial gain. People
blindly start these diets without
researching them. It will take years
off of the lives of a lot of people and
that means less time with the ones
they love. I do not advocate the diet.
But thank you for trying.
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researching them. It will take years
off of the lives of a lot of people and
that means less time with the ones
they love. I do not advocate the diet.
But thank you for trying.
Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two
totally different things. We are
actually born in ketosis and stay
that way until we are introduced to
a traditional American diet. I totally
respect your opinion though
They are not. Ask a doctor like I did.
Google it actually. Ketones put your
body into a state of ketoacidosis
Which is exactly what causes all of
that. Americans need to stop eating
processed foods and eating healthy.
Plus getting up and being active is
important to a
balanced and healthy lifestyle.
Americans are fooled by what's
advertised and what's easy. As a
consumer, it is our responsibility to
be educated.
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Americans are fooled by what's
advertised and what's easy. As a
consumer, it is our responsibility to
be educated
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I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck
away. I thought you'd get that shit
with the first response. Go away. Far
away.
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