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Ass, Bruno Mars, and Christmas: apup-deactivated20171002 kPinkNews News mins Edited It broadcasts "This way if you are gay" in Morse code Swedish peacekeepers using 'gay sailor' to repel Russian submarines A peace group are using a neon sign of a dancing sailor to keep Russian submarines out of Swedish waters. PINKNEWS.CO.UK fantasticworldofflanneldoodle Is this what war is now? odinsnotwearingmakeup We finally weaponized gay chicken frosty-the-snowdern I told y'all about the time at Adeevka, right? sleepycleric Tell us a story, Frosty! frosty-the-snowder I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you Up to this point, I'd observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them "would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass", so it's at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but "proper" Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out "next guy that shoots is gay". And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit Swedens ultimate weapon.
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Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: GUANDEL <p><a href="http://roswellscrub.tumblr.com/post/117545321230/redbloodedamerica-dutch-unpopular-opinions" class="tumblr_blog">roswellscrub</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/117541336734/dutch-unpopular-opinions-redbloodedamerica" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://dutch-unpopular-opinions.tumblr.com/post/117523947853/redbloodedamerica-dutch-unpopular-opinions" class="tumblr_blog">dutch-unpopular-opinions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/117515672332/dutch-unpopular-opinions-redbloodedamerica" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://dutch-unpopular-opinions.tumblr.com/post/117514844718/redbloodedamerica-lastresort8" class="tumblr_blog">dutch-unpopular-opinions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/117268128194/lastresort8-flimflam-flummox" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastresort8.tumblr.com/post/117265124808/flimflam-flummox-theclockworkcrow" class="tumblr_blog">lastresort8</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://flimflam-flummox.tumblr.com/post/117262835756/theclockworkcrow-redbloodedamerica-college" class="tumblr_blog">flimflam-flummox</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://theclockworkcrow.tumblr.com/post/117262723143/redbloodedamerica-college-students-dont" class="tumblr_blog">theclockworkcrow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/117262632516/college-students-dont-recognize-ronald-reagan" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>College Students Don’t Recognize Ronald Reagan</h2><figure data-orig-width="220" data-orig-height="216"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4add79ae88a457cc65c63cd70771e8c3/tumblr_inline_nnakftnxU71r1jtxd_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="220" data-orig-height="216"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m not even American or an adult and I recognise Reagan, wtf is wrong with these people ?</p></blockquote> <p>American Liberals and their agendas</p></blockquote> <p>I don`t even care about Ronald Reagan or anything he does so I don`t know who he is.</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="210" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/60d85c8626677dddc85fb83b033cf0d9/tumblr_inline_nnbp3hZwJl1r1jtxd_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="210"/></figure><p>I don’t know what’s worse, the person who stays blissfully ignorant on purpose or…</p><blockquote><a href="http://captainjohnnybutt.tumblr.com/post/117266197184/theclockworkcrow-redbloodedamerica-college" class="tumblr_blog">captainjohnnybutt</a>: Yeah! All students should worship Reagan! Trickle down economics works 100% and I love being fucked in the ass! REAGAN, REAGAN, REAGAN, REAGAN! </blockquote><p>…the person who believes <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/116479598893/thehistoryoftheladder-aquarian-sunchild">“trickle-down” economics</a> is actually a real thing and therefore is critical of Reagan for it.</p></blockquote> <p>He was the worst president ever and we are still dealing with the mess he created. I do not get why he is worshipped so much. I agree that he needs to be remembered, but than in this way: “Look kids, this is the man that screwed the entire planet!” </p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="455" data-orig-height="200" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/677cdf7ebc616ce782004eaada9d56a2/tumblr_inline_nngw91wQU11r1jtxd_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="455" data-orig-height="200"/></figure><p>Well, by all means, please explain why Ronald Reagan was the “worst President ever” and what “mess he created” exactly.  I’m very curious if you have any clue what you’re talking about.</p></blockquote> <p>What exactly did he do to go against AIDS? Iran-Contra affair. The creation of the Taliban. Weakening the position of workers and making that of employers much stronger. Thinking that trees produce more polution than cars. I don’t see any reason to make him such a hero. He and Thatcher laid the fundations of the crisis we are experiencing now. </p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="350" data-orig-height="284" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ab3dedc17e88bf3771249d957730ef2/tumblr_inline_nnhdgkUjaE1r1jtxd_500.gif" data-orig-width="350" data-orig-height="284"/></figure><p>Well, I’m not surprised your view of Reagan is based on a bunch of false misconceptions and blatant lies.</p><ul><li><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/100362178242/koryphaee-liberalsarecool-perspective-on">Reagan did plenty to fight AIDs</a>.  The story that he did nothing is a complete fabrication.<br/></li><li>Reagan’s hands were clean of the Iran-Contra deal <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/117260831137/youngfreeradical-redbloodedamerica">although he did take responsibility</a> because it happened under his watch.<br/></li><li><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/69723890223/runningrepublican-just-because-those-men-have">Ronald Reagan did not create the Taliban</a>.  This notion probably stems from the <a href="http://www.differencebetween.net/miscellaneous/difference-between-taliban-and-mujahideen/">common misconception</a> that the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harkat-ul-Mujahideen" title="Harkat-ul-Mujahideen">Mujahideen</a> of the Soviet-Afghanistan War formed the Taliban.  It is far more complicated than that.<br/></li><li>“<i>Weakening the positions of the workers and making that employers much stronger</i>.”  I don’t understand what point you’re trying to make other than some slapstick class warfare point that isn’t even true.  Ronald Reagan economic record <a href="http://object.cato.org/sites/cato.org/files/pubs/pdf/pa261.pdf">speaks for itself</a>: 16 million jobs were added, economic growth averaged +3.2% per year, median family income grew by $4,000, unemployment fell from 9.7% to 5.5%, productivity grew at 1.5% annually, interest rates fell dramatically, and he cut Carter’s inflation rate of 13.5% in half to 6.2% in his second year in office.<br/></li><li>“<i>I am an environmentalist. … I am for clean air. … I know Teddy Kennedy had fun at the Democratic convention when he said that I said that trees and vegetation caused 80 percent of the air pollution in this country. Well, now he was a little wrong about what I said. I didn’t say 80 percent. I said 92 percent - 93 percent, pardon me. And I didn’t say air pollution, I said oxides of nitrogen. Growing and decaying vegetation in this land are responsible for 93 percent of the oxides of nitrogen</i>. ” - Ronald Reagan.  <a href="http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?id=84021">He wasn’t completely wrong</a> in that statement either.<br/></li></ul><p>So, as you can see, you clearly do not know much about Reagan’s presidency.  Certainly not enough to state that he and Margaret Thatcher are responsible for our current “<i>crisis</i>” (whatever that is supposed to mean).</p><figure data-orig-width="450" data-orig-height="274" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fb8c573daee1467e892d9de92059429/tumblr_inline_nnhdk7eV4v1r1jtxd_540.png" data-orig-width="450" data-orig-height="274"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Are liberals really this stupid? Pull your heads out of the asses of Clinton and Obama, and open your damn eyes, people. Bleeding-heart liberal beliefs are what continue to cripple this country and our economy.</p></blockquote>
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