Cats, At&t, and Brain: 470 L
Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With
Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a
"We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu
Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them.
Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and
starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But
then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's
being a real shithead."
This isn't the first time #42 has
ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho
explains, "I once ran an experiment to
test whether the scent of cats was
frightening to rats. We gave them a
treat every time they pushed a big red
button. Then we sprayed it with cat
scent. Literally every single rat was
too scared to push the red button
Imean, look at this little shithead
except #42. He pushed it, winked,
and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data
screwed my entire thesis.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell
Charlie, Fucking, and Funny: RMaster Chet
Did he win
he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just
looked like shit
Nonono you guys are missing the best part. The judges knew it looked ugly and
were going into it with low expectations. So Ramsey goes up to the cake and
takes a bite, after a moment he throws the fork down and has like a moment
where he just sits there. And then he says, "It's fucking delicious", and he said it
with such disbelief like he was angry that it tasted good. He said his cake tasted
the best out of all the contestants even. He was eliminated because of how ugly it
was, I mean the fucker was literally putting the frosting on with his hands. This
was my favorite episode.
ramsey was mad that he had to eliminate the best tasting cake becuz it looked so
if it tasted shitty, he could rest easy but the conflicting flavor & presentation came
dangerously close to unraveling the universe.
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Bodies , Bored, and Dad: aRARE
An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.
I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!
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My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.