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This fucker knew by 5364YV2 MORE MEMES: This fucker knew by 5364YV2 MORE MEMES
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capacity: yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229: youβre all full of shit, yβall may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, youβd fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange. I would literally do crack to hit him harder My president? Yβall talk so much shit about North Korea and other βnon freeβ countries yet you want us to defend that bloated partially digested heinous ass putrid cheese turd because β¦. why? Fight till the death? DEATH? Give MY life? Iβm about to do crack to kill YOU mother fucker excuse me ? LMAOOO WHAT Iβm so high but like β¦β¦ noooooo!? : capacity: yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229: youβre all full of shit, yβall may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, youβd fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange. I would literally do crack to hit him harder My president? Yβall talk so much shit about North Korea and other βnon freeβ countries yet you want us to defend that bloated partially digested heinous ass putrid cheese turd because β¦. why? Fight till the death? DEATH? Give MY life? Iβm about to do crack to kill YOU mother fucker excuse me ? LMAOOO WHAT Iβm so high but like β¦β¦ noooooo!?
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laughoutloud-club: Wholesome Wendy: In replv to Wendv's SUENE @Wendys your adopted you fucker 1d Wendy's @Wendys 1d First, it's you're. Second, while Wendy wasn't adopted, her father Dave was. That's why the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption was his passion Despite your attempt to use it as an insult, many lives are made better through the adoption process. 0 4 94 174 28 laughoutloud-club: Wholesome Wendy
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.: Dear Santa Claus, foru 2 years ago I asked you a Lady Ga Ga doll and you brought me a baseball. Last year I as ked you for a Lady Ga Ga doll again, and you brought me a baseba|l bat. This year, once again I am asking you for a Lady GaGa doll. If i see any baseball related shit under Phe tree I will have no choice but to hunt you down like the ignorant reindeer fucker you are, and break your fat fucking legs. Capiche? Dont make me come to your house. Merry Christmas! Love, Tommy .
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awesomacious: Wholesome Wendy: In replv to Wendv's SL3NE @Wendys your adopted you fucker - 1d 01 Wendy's O @Wendys Β· 1d First, it's you're. Second, while Wendy wasn't adopted, her father Dave was. That's why the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption was his passion Despite your attempt to use it as an insult, many lives are made better through the adoption process. Q4 274 28 awesomacious: Wholesome Wendy
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Wholesome Wendy: In replv to Wendv's SL3NE @Wendys your adopted you fucker - 1d 01 Wendy's O @Wendys Β· 1d First, it's you're. Second, while Wendy wasn't adopted, her father Dave was. That's why the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption was his passion Despite your attempt to use it as an insult, many lives are made better through the adoption process. Q4 274 28 Wholesome Wendy
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laughoutloud-club: Well thereβs a nice mental image for you.: You remember in Harry Potter when that one guy tried to heal harry's arm but he instead just deleted his arm bones? Imagine using that in a fight. Mother fucker comes at you and you fucking delete his skull| His teeth stay behind, just hanging by nerves and getting tangled together laughoutloud-club: Well thereβs a nice mental image for you.
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Wholesome Wendy via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/398uVmG: In replv to Wendv's SL3NE @Wendys your adopted you fucker - 1d 01 Wendy's O @Wendys Β· 1d First, it's you're. Second, while Wendy wasn't adopted, her father Dave was. That's why the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption was his passion Despite your attempt to use it as an insult, many lives are made better through the adoption process. Q4 274 28 Wholesome Wendy via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/398uVmG
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Detention is my middle name: Me: *accidentally calls the teacher mother, quickly adds fucker to save face The bad kids in class: Detention is my middle name
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I need this in my life: "Alexa, intruder alert" ALEXA WILL Say "welcome to the rice field mother fucker" Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses Turn off all lights Release Claymore Roomba FRONT ENERY IRobol I need this in my life
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Daily.: You ever just feel like this fucker Daily.
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awesomesthesia: That is scary: "Alexa, intruder alert" ALEXA WILL Add action Say "welcome to the rice field mother fucker" = Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses%3D Turn off all lights Release Claymore Roomba IRobol made with mematic awesomesthesia: That is scary
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cotino: silkward: ivan-fyodorovich: wow i told myself, i said,Β βif this mother fucker makes a god damn tiny chess set im going to lose it.β @salem-rust : cotino: silkward: ivan-fyodorovich: wow i told myself, i said,Β βif this mother fucker makes a god damn tiny chess set im going to lose it.β @salem-rust
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awesomesthesia: That is scary: "Alexa, intruder alert" ALEXA WILL Add action Say "welcome to the rice field mother fucker" = Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses%3D Turn off all lights Release Claymore Roomba IRobol made with mematic awesomesthesia: That is scary
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Meirl: You ever just feel like this fucker Meirl
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fucker: NOT GAY GAY Fucker, come back!
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meirl: bushdiiid911 11 Trades: 1 Pm bushdiid911 1 Haha fucker. I'm the reason you had to add an extra "i to your username. meirl
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Talking to friends be like: Today 21:31 HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING NERD THANK YOU FOR BEING A GREAT FRIEND Read 21:34 THANKS FUCKER YOURE ALSO A GOD DAMNED GREAT FRIEND Talking to friends be like
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Just combining chocolate bars: CONTY Fucker MILKYWICKERS Gaybar Minge TWat arse COSC Just combining chocolate bars
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Just combining chocolate bars: CONTY Fucker MILKYWICKERS Gaybar Minge TWat arse COSC Just combining chocolate bars
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Owie zowie: Me: *stubs toe* Also me: *inhales* CONTY Fucker MilkyWICKERS Gaybar Minge Twat arse Owie zowie
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When you use the wrong formula and get the right answer: What the fuck is up Today 2:50 AM Nothin much man What the fuck is up with you? Lol Today 12:23 PM Not fuckin much, just chillin the fuck out Today 3:28 PM That's so fuckin cool Today 6:58 PM Thanks fucker fuckin girlfriend or So you gonna be what my Sent Today 7:23 PM Fuck yeah When you use the wrong formula and get the right answer
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fucker: one-time-i-dreamt adam @SPYKIDS2 you might think UK unis offering therapy dogs instead of counseling is bad, but at my uni they have this thing where they will let you lie in a grave for a while and think about life. its called the purification grave and you're not allowed to take phones or books in it with you aj-whitfield-real Student: "I want to die." School: "Okay, we can't do that, but we have the next best thing-" 55 one-time-i-dreamt Need me a self-care grave hotpocket-fucker Person: Tf are you doing? Me: Laying on my emotional support grave one-time-i-dreamt Free Death Trial kireel IS
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fucker: one-time-i-dreamt adam @SPYKIDS2 you might think UK unis offering therapy dogs instead of counseling is bad, but at my uni they have this thing where they will let you lie in a grave for a while and think about life. its called the purification grave and you're not allowed to take phones or books in it with you aj-whitfield-real Student: "I want to die." School: "Okay, we can't do that, but we have the next best thing-" 55 one-time-i-dreamt Need me a self-care grave hotpocket-fucker Person: Tf are you doing? Me: Laying on my emotional support grave one-time-i-dreamt Free Death Trial kireel IS
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venom-fucker: briesb1tch: venom-fucker: breakingpenguinart: Headcanon thatΒ Tony unconsciously mutters/says passionate things to his electronics while working (he doesnβt mean any of it sexually, and doesnβt realize how it might sound to other people) β¦which leads to some people discovering kinks they didnβt know they hadΒ this is hilarious This is canon I hate that this doesnβt have that many notes because it deserves thousands: DADDY'S HOMEV breaking pengiun SHH. YoU'LL BE JUUSSTT FINE breaking peinguh AW YOU'RE SO TIGHT... MMM. ΠΠ½ LEMME OIL Yo0 UP REAL GOOD, BABE loreaking penguln venom-fucker: briesb1tch: venom-fucker: breakingpenguinart: Headcanon thatΒ Tony unconsciously mutters/says passionate things to his electronics while working (he doesnβt mean any of it sexually, and doesnβt realize how it might sound to other people) β¦which leads to some people discovering kinks they didnβt know they hadΒ this is hilarious This is canon I hate that this doesnβt have that many notes because it deserves thousands
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I think itβs time I got suspended: When you accidentally call your teacher "Mother" but save it by adding "fucker" to it Cha cha real smooth made with mematic I think itβs time I got suspended
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Asshole Rat: 470 L AT&T LIC ORIGINALI Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With Scientific Study Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a real asshole." "We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them. Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's being a real shithead." This isn't the first time #42 has ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho explains, "I once ran an experiment to test whether the scent of cats was frightening to rats. We gave them a treat every time they pushed a big red button. Then we sprayed it with cat scent. Literally every single rat was too scared to push the red button Imean, look at this little shithead except #42. He pushed it, winked, and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data screwed my entire thesis. myuuzaki Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell Asshole Rat
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The ultimate home defense β¦ by GH1Z MORE MEMES: "Alexa, intruder alert" ALEXA WILL Add action Say "welcome to the rice field mother fucker" Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses Turn off all lights Release Claymore Roomba IRobol 11 The ultimate home defense β¦ by GH1Z MORE MEMES
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How much y'all can make?: I'm trying to revise but instead I decided to see how many pens I can hold with my head the answer is seven Ratzby Follow @joshaudn 14 Follow joshaudn @suicdalheadcase 21 FUCKER Ratzby @joshaudn TWENTY SIX BITCH Gjoshaudn @suicdalheadcase FIFTY MOTHER FUCKING ONE Ratzby odetosymphonies @joshaudn SEVENTY FUCKING FIVE!!!! Follow @suicdalheadcase one fucking hundred How much y'all can make?
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25+ Tumblr Posts That Are So Damn Amazing - LADnow: northernwinedregs Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck. hamster-run-faster did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours sanerontheinside fuck. Source: northernwinedregs 25+ Tumblr Posts That Are So Damn Amazing - LADnow
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awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate: FAT FUCKER FAT FAT FUCKER PROTEIN... SUCKING ON A PORK SWORD OR LICKING BEEF CURTAINS DOESNT COUNT, YOU HORNY COCKWOMBLE FAT FUCKER CARB SECTION DON'T OVER FILL IT YOU FAT FUCKER FILL WITH A SHIT LOAD OF FRUIT&VEG IF YOU'RE SICK TO FUCK OF BEING A FAT BASTARD. AND NO, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE POTATOES GREEDY FUCKER FUCKER FAT FUCKER FAT FUCA FUCKER FAT awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate
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awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate: FAT FUCKER FAT FAT FUCKER PROTEIN... SUCKING ON A PORK SWORD OR LICKING BEEF CURTAINS DOESNT COUNT, YOU HORNY COCKWOMBLE FAT FUCKER CARB SECTION DON'T OVER FILL IT YOU FAT FUCKER FILL WITH A SHIT LOAD OF FRUIT&VEG IF YOU'RE SICK TO FUCK OF BEING A FAT BASTARD. AND NO, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE POTATOES GREEDY FUCKER FUCKER FAT FUCKER FAT FUCA FUCKER FAT awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate
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Chomp chomp mother fucker by RabbidDrake MORE MEMES: VIDEOS OF PEOPLE HURTING ANIMALS Videos of animals hurting ΡΠ΅ople Chomp chomp mother fucker by RabbidDrake MORE MEMES
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Chomp chomp mother fucker: VIDEOS OF PEOPLE HURTING ANIMALS Videos of animals hurting ΡΠ΅ople Chomp chomp mother fucker
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awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate: FAT FUCKER FAT FAT FUCKER PROTEIN... SUCKING ON A PORK SWORD OR LICKING BEEF CURTAINS DOESNT COUNT, YOU HORNY COCKWOMBLE FAT FUCKER CARB SECTION DON'T OVER FILL IT YOU FAT FUCKER FILL WITH A SHIT LOAD OF FRUIT&VEG IF YOU'RE SICK TO FUCK OF BEING A FAT BASTARD. AND NO, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE POTATOES GREEDY FUCKER FUCKER FAT FUCKER FAT FUCA FUCKER FAT awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate
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awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate: FAT FUCKER FAT FAT FUCKER PROTEIN... SUCKING ON A PORK SWORD OR LICKING BEEF CURTAINS DOESNT COUNT, YOU HORNY COCKWOMBLE FAT FUCKER CARB SECTION DON'T OVER FILL IT YOU FAT FUCKER FILL WITH A SHIT LOAD OF FRUIT&VEG IF YOU'RE SICK TO FUCK OF BEING A FAT BASTARD. AND NO, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE POTATOES GREEDY FUCKER FUCKER FAT FUCKER FAT FUCA FUCKER FAT awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate
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drtanner-dickery: myothertardisisonthemun: caelumrising: That title makes me so fucking angry. we βloseβ a lot of money each paycheck for our health insurance. We βloseβ a lot of income due to rich CEOs refusing to give us a livable wage. We βloseβ personal time by companies refusing to adequately staff their places of business.And Iβm supposed to give a shit about the richest in our country βlosingβ money to a system that actually goes directly supplying the public with a better life? jesus christ. Money to run a country has to come from somewhere. Far better for it to come from people who effectively have a lot to spare than everyone else. The rest of us actually, tangibly lose billions every year when they vanish into a rich fuckerβs already overflowing coffers. They have more money than they can ever physically spend; money never makes its way back into the economy after a billionaire gets their hands on it. When our money winds up in the pockets of the rich, it doesnβt come back out. : Bloomberg Politics @bpolitics Bloomberg Politics The richest could lose hundreds of billions under Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax andi zeisler @andizeisler yes that's literally the point drtanner-dickery: myothertardisisonthemun: caelumrising: That title makes me so fucking angry. we βloseβ a lot of money each paycheck for our health insurance. We βloseβ a lot of income due to rich CEOs refusing to give us a livable wage. We βloseβ personal time by companies refusing to adequately staff their places of business.And Iβm supposed to give a shit about the richest in our country βlosingβ money to a system that actually goes directly supplying the public with a better life? jesus christ. Money to run a country has to come from somewhere. Far better for it to come from people who effectively have a lot to spare than everyone else. The rest of us actually, tangibly lose billions every year when they vanish into a rich fuckerβs already overflowing coffers. They have more money than they can ever physically spend; money never makes its way back into the economy after a billionaire gets their hands on it. When our money winds up in the pockets of the rich, it doesnβt come back out.
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fucker: When you call your Dad a Mother Fucker WHY ARE YOU Beating Me I'M RIGHT
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: idontcareforgob: officialaarrusvakarian we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what's up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here's the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security's routine. It would escape and be back between the guards round. An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he cimbed up Over the rim and squirted water at it to short it. noctopuses, man.
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awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate: FAT FUCKER FAT FAT FUCKER PROTEIN... SUCKING ON A PORK SWORD OR LICKING BEEF CURTAINS DOESNT COUNT, YOU HORNY COCKWOMBLE FAT FUCKER CARB SECTION DON'T OVER FILL IT YOU FAT FUCKER FILL WITH A SHIT LOAD OF FRUIT&VEG IF YOU'RE SICK TO FUCK OF BEING A FAT BASTARD. AND NO, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE POTATOES GREEDY FUCKER FUCKER FAT FUCKER FAT FUCA FUCKER FAT awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate
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awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate: FAT FUCKER FAT FAT FUCKER PROTEIN... SUCKING ON A PORK SWORD OR LICKING BEEF CURTAINS DOESNT COUNT, YOU HORNY COCKWOMBLE FAT FUCKER CARB SECTION DON'T OVER FILL IT YOU FAT FUCKER FILL WITH A SHIT LOAD OF FRUIT&VEG IF YOU'RE SICK TO FUCK OF BEING A FAT BASTARD. AND NO, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE POTATOES GREEDY FUCKER FUCKER FAT FUCKER FAT FUCA FUCKER FAT awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate
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Tumblr funny, Funny, Funny tumblr posts, Hilarious, Funny posts, Funny pictures - The cake saga - #Tumblrfunny: RMaster Chet CHARLIE WDRB ,.com FOXHD FOXHD literally-hitler: nisha-the-bandit: plasticfroots: duhhvana: Did he win he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit Nonono you guys are missing the best part. The judges knew it looked ugly and were going into it with low expectations. So Ramsey goes up to the cake and takes a bite, after a moment he throws the fork down and has like a moment where he just sits there. And then he says, "It's fucking delicious", and he said it with such disbelief like he was angry that it tasted good. He said his cake tasted the best out of all the contestants even. He was eliminated because of how ugly it was, I mean the fucker was literally putting the frosting on with his hands. This was my favorite episode. ramsey was mad that he had to eliminate the best tasting cake becuz it looked so awful if it tasted shitty, he could rest easy but the conflicting flavor & presentation came dangerously close to unraveling the universe. Tumblr funny, Funny, Funny tumblr posts, Hilarious, Funny posts, Funny pictures - The cake saga - #Tumblrfunny
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