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Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41 .d 70% 1:17 AM Saturday 1140 PM all i want to know is if that pic is photoshopped oh fuck wait the rest of them are i didn't even notice that Or maybe l actually died in a selfie related shark attack In 2018 anything's possible fr tho you got some quality photoshop skills Though my usual Tinder claim to fame is my poetry writing Gimme a format pick between Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss poem and then l'd need a topic oh shit seuss for sure write aboutittt stupid frat boys Today 1:13 AM At Who University's campus downtown, studious students awaited sundown For during the day they're the learning ish sort. but after night fell? Watch Fraternity At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped into view A stack of red cups looming tall on his the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls He saw a lone girl and assessed her cup size and then, in this order, gawked ass, chest and eyes He waltzed in on over and offered her and said "come with me, oh the places you'll cum! They snuck to a bedroom and passed Mister Grinch whose hazing machine dragged six pledges by winch. Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges and doubly increased their fraternity Just by the hazing in haze of his own, the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned. A pledge wandered up.. 'there's something I need. The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the We ve got Xannys and Mollys and cocaine galore and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4 There's indicas, indigos, everywhich and every eigth bought, have a free hit of speed Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill and then followed up with Pill Red and Pill Blue His world washed away as he tripped for three hours hearing small voices that spoke from puff fiowers. The Cat in the Frat roled off well what's-her-name and let her slip out with red visible He looked at his sheets and saw stains left by beer, and thought should I was them? Oh, maybe next year He'd wanted a girl from each stop on Srat Row with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more to go, He put back the condom he told her he'd wear And then set on foot for the cleanup The party had ended and Whos had gone home, with red cup footsteps creaking sticky beer foam Sprawled on the floor was that poor Sam I Am, and someone's puked-up rancid green eggs and ham. The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning which rolled and ka-sputtered its way through the scene Its arms and gloved hands dusted swept, and wipe dried and even did know to turn Sam on his At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu, The party lifecycle began thus anew. Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday drew near... The Cat had to run and go buy some more beer THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OH MY FUCKINF GOD I LVOE YOU Type a message Frat Life
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Shit, Tumblr, and Velociraptor: CYBERPOWERPC 6 9 A Shift N M K A Shit Tactile Membrane Huge rubber dome design gives you supurb tactile feedback. CYBERPOWERPC MULTIMEDIA GAMING KEYBOARD F1 F2 F3 F4 5 6 A Shift Alt <p><a href="http://squelettesetegdymaymay.tumblr.com/post/148242725328/benjaminbreeg-bace-jeleren-whowasphoone" class="tumblr_blog">squelettesetegdymaymay</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benjaminbreeg.tumblr.com/post/147419284463">benjaminbreeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bace-jeleren.tumblr.com/post/147403537805">bace-jeleren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whowasphoone.tumblr.com/post/147384674753">whowasphoone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://banshees.tumblr.com/post/147369331385">banshees</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://banshees.tumblr.com/post/147369189285">banshees</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer</p> </blockquote> <p>i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?</p> </blockquote> <p>its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along</p> </blockquote> <p>W for “wupwards”</p> </blockquote> <p>a is for “am going left”</p> </blockquote> <p>Mate if you are right handed and use the arrow keys you look like a velociraptor it’s just uncomfortable you need to space it out boy also those keys are kind of aligned in a nice way that fits the hand</p></blockquote>
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