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Bitch, Friends, and Fucking: Trade Pokmon Auricular Nintendo DS and secrets with your friends! Trade you my WeaVile Cor MUnChla ays some nintendo Wi-Fi MunChlax is pretty hot.. fry again. Go to NintendoWiFi.comm to get started! Selection may vary at retail. Games, system, and headset sold separately. Pokéde tabaquis-barking: kiyotakamine: kiyotakamine: munchlax is pretty hot happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer. In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren’t hard to find either, so while there’s minimal effort involved here, weavile isn’t really special. Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pokémon in ANY of the games—if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pokémon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pokémon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn’t change the DS system’s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter—so you HAD to wait six hours for a Pokémon to show up. It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree’s location, and tree could summon any of the “honey tree Pokémon…” Except. Fucking. Munchlax. Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess—because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game’s data and then doing some weird complicated math. That’s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn’t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry. Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate. ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100. So to recap—4/21 honey trees (and you don’t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That’s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pokémon. And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!! In conclusion; Munchlax is pretty hot… Try again. Bitch.
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Ass, Bad, and Children: zaynsamosa white person: eats chicken tikka masala once* i just... i feel so connected... to indian culture... I'm learning to speak islam.... check out my third eye..... chakra teaboot Every time see this. Every damn time. I'm immediately sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. "Hit the gong to begin class", "Namaste, Children", "l wanna go backpacking in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum circle" ass bastard. "Do you want to share your poetry with the class to get in touch with your emotions" ass fucker. Mr. "Here's a photograph of a tribal shaman, describe him using nature words" asshole. Pretentious- ass, condescending motherfucker. "Do you want to tell us about your saddest memory?" "I dunno, sir. Are you giving me an option?" "No." "Then why are you asking" Every goddamn day. Fuck. "You seem tense." Oh, I seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor Pillsbury, maybe l 'seem tense' because I walk into a room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven- foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli- smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with some shit like "a tree......... Is a Poem" and I gotta sit here and politely tell you that No I'm Not Comfortable Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe l don't wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from Computer Sciences to "align our auras" or some shit Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing kumbaya' with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair who writes bad porn on the side, I'd go out to the parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the disgraced electrician. What, I don't wanna do an interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens and suddenly I'm the 'troubled youth' you need to Robin Williams "O Captain My Captain" your way into having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking Christ. You insufferable jackass. You're not "Enlightened", you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking Balls Source: zintersoldier #Teaboot 238,334 notes Sep 29th, 2018 a tree Is a Poem
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America, Bad, and Crime: Ally Maynard @missmayn I didn't cry when Trump won. I have never once lost hope or my will to fight over the last 18 months. But, Kennedy stepping down... I have been hysterically crying for an hour. 5:03 AM 28 Jun 18 13 Retweets 85 Likes Ally Maynard @missmayn 3h If he gets another court pick, democracy is effectively over. He will be able to pardon himself. He can suspend elections. He will stay in power forever. Birth control will be illegal. I don't want to imagine how bad it will get. 23 t 27 69 <p><a href="https://friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt.tumblr.com/post/175508692760/arizonaconservativegal-cyrodiil-burns" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/175508178978/cyrodiil-burns-surfcommiesmustdie-jesus" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://cyrodiil-burns.tumblr.com/post/175374184861/surfcommiesmustdie-jesus-fucking-christ-my" class="tumblr_blog">cyrodiil-burns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://surfcommiesmustdie.tumblr.com/post/175373626935/jesus-fucking-christ" class="tumblr_blog">surfcommiesmustdie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>jesus fucking christ </p></blockquote> <p>My sentiments exactly. Plus an LOL</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve been notified that I must appear for my Handmaid’s Tale uniform fitting next Tuesday. This is Trump’s America, everyone. </p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p>“he will be able to pardon himself.”<br/></p></blockquote><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FbKgWm5TNeBA"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bKgWm5TNeBA?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon#Federal_law">any president charged with a crime would be impeached first, &amp; presidents are specifically forbidden from pardoning in cases of impeachment.</a></p><p>also, <b>pardons have nothing to do with the supreme court you dumb twat</b>. you could take literally 5 seconds to look this stuff up instead of being panicked idiot. </p></blockquote>
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Cum, Cute, and Fucking: <p><a href="http://redtubeyou.tumblr.com/post/166490069869/officialprydonchapter-silver-tongues-blog" class="tumblr_blog">redtubeyou</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://officialprydonchapter.tumblr.com/post/166474580366/silver-tongues-blog-adurot-that-is-not-funny" class="tumblr_blog">officialprydonchapter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://silver-tongues-blog.tumblr.com/post/166454833095/adurot-that-is-not-funny-that-is-not-cute-it-is" class="tumblr_blog">silver-tongues-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://adurot.tumblr.com/post/166454343119/that-is-not-funny-that-is-not-cute-it-is-animal" class="tumblr_blog">adurot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>That is not funny<br/> That is not cute<br/> It is animal abuse<br/> BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE<br/> BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE<br/> Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. <br/> You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. <br/> And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.</p></blockquote> <p>I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate<br/>no one pulled the damn thing in<br/>Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self<br/>Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate<br/>Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny<br/>It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint<br/>fucking christ</p> </blockquote> <p> Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).</p> </blockquote>
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