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This kid really out here trying to be a fucking nerd lol. (I also like Rick and morty but I don鈥檛 think of the show like this): ll Sprint 87% 9:48 AM 1 BullyHunter/2 1/m To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Add a comment This kid really out here trying to be a fucking nerd lol. (I also like Rick and morty but I don鈥檛 think of the show like this)
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Just the average childhood of the average tumblr user: have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn't omg. okay, so basically, I was a "gifted kid" which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of schooli know what a fucking nerd aminte ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov's dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn't exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing. Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunge games. Kindergarten kids didn't really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn't sure that it would work. T So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed. Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion ar something. When i explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the haillway So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have . to fight to keep a straight face irvauyssa Just the average childhood of the average tumblr user
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No the fuck you didn鈥檛: have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn't: omg. okay, so basically, I was a "gifted kid" which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was chemistry and biology outside of schooli know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got that talked about all these famous psychological learning about me a book experiments So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov's dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn't exactly popular, and no talked to me in class or cared what I was doing. one really Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn't really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn't sure that it would work. So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed. Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face Oct 6th, 2019 486, 192 notes No the fuck you didn鈥檛
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