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鈥淚 can dance wayyy better than other girls, buy me an $80 jersey okay??鈥: you got time to be playin that shit Imao I look like those bad stuck up I don't fw thirsty guys Imao bitches So quit your assuming So what am I doing DANCING ON YOU. You should honestly feel lucky you have a girl that looks like me as your ravebae for the night LMAO. Go find anotha abg then That's coo No cockyness or nun Lol But I look abg as fuck I will LOL And you look nothing like an abb Go ask anotha coffee shop girl Sorry just being blunt rn No games needa be played rn Fasho Since you grown right? Aright Then no time for games Lmao Just being honest Your loss I'd look dumb next to you Well it's been a fun two days LOL. You say that like l've never been with an abg before LOL iMessage iMessage You could a had a fun night I don't dance like these girls out here But you wanna be so hardheaded I really don't I sound blunt asf It's different but pretty 4 It's not the jersey Lmao Cause you grown right? Its seductive It's the principle LOL Has a girl danced seductively on you before? Nah I'm fasho gonna have a fun ass night regardless Passionately? The guy that I literally met at the Slow? rave But on beat? Took me shopping the next day I lost count of how many times you told me you know how to dance I didn't have to ask 3 Bought me makeup Because it's really something else. All I'm asking is a jersey Thats how much I'm tryna let you Like $60? know Is that different $80? You will LOVE it Shit sounds like you fumbled the bag LOL You wouldn't want me to stop at all iMessage iMessage 鈥淚 can dance wayyy better than other girls, buy me an $80 jersey okay??鈥
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A magical place: File: autistic sperg fuck.png (2.59 MB, 1472x758) DO NOT MEETUP WITH PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD Anonymous 07/18/19(Thu) 15:48:55 No.42070667 42070671>4207069642070704>42070710>42070720 >42070721>4207072242070735 >4207073742070753>>42070754>42070769>42070778>42070781 >>42070792>42070800>4207708554207089042070908>42071263>42071273>42071360>4207137842071538>420716184207170342071752 42071772>>42071932420721624207217842072236 42072381>42072405 42072447 Today i met a someone from /kl out near flagstaff and i almost fucking died, pic related >talk to this guy from discord, says he wants to go shooting sometime >meet up in a parking lot, guy looks at me and asks "you anon?" im like "hey yeah- guy immehe eyes of the driver, then looked back at me "sorry man but i dont wanna risk it right now" street stops to look at the black ford explorer driving down th glare the fuck >he starts going off on how he thinks the "alphabet boys" found out about our meet >tells me to start driving to the piece of blm land we decided to shoot at >okay we get to the spot >start shooting >just hitting paper targets at about 50 yards at first Guy tells me he wants to do some "high impact operating" >before i had time to say anything this guy started vibrating intensely and start swinging his AR from side to side >dumps the mag, shouts "RELOADING", then fumbled another one of his hexmags in >he stops sperging out finally Anonymous 07/18/19(Thu) 15:49:22 No.42070671 42070696 >>42070737 >>42071263 >>42071308 >>42071378 >>42071387 >>42071397 >>42071419>>4207143142071689 >>42071763 >>42071867>>42071932 >>42072133 >>42072162 >>42072412>42072447 >>42070667 (OP) we get back to shooting >eventually I pull out my cc glock 43 and pop a few rounds, then holster it >guy walks over to me and begs to let him shoot it >I notice that hes getting uncomfortably close to me uh sur- >he REACHES HIS HAND INTO MY PANTS, PULLS THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER, and RACKS IT >holy fuck imgonnafuckingdie starts unloading downrange until the slide locksback >as soon as its empty he yells "CLEAR" then hands it back to me >Never been this angry in my life >Call him out for being a autistic fuck >he gets really quiet >tell him im going home >he says i cant go home until we clean up our mess whatthefuck >start to walk to my car untili hear a gunshot crack >turn around the gun in the air, then he repeated "CLEAN IT UP" not willing to get into a shootout, just want to go home alive spend the next 30 minutes picking up our brass >drive home as fast as i can, making sure hes not following me Im still fucking shaking from it, worst mistake of my life. If your from AZ and you value your life avoid this sperg at all costs A magical place
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Anon survives the sperg: File: autistic sperg fuck.png (2.59 MB, 1472x758) DO NOT MEETUP WITH PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD Anonymous 07/18/19(Thu)01:48:55 No.42070667 >42070792 >42070800 >42070855 >> 42070890 >42070908 Today i met a someone from /k/ out near flagstaff and i almost fucking died, pic related >talk to this guy from discord, says he wants to go shooting sometime meet up in a parking lot, guy looks at me and asks "you anon?" im like "hey yeah- guy immeditaly stops to look at the black ford explorer driving down the street >glared into the eyes of the driver, then looked back at me "sorry man but i dont wanna risk it right now" what_the_fuck.png he starts going off on how he thinks the "alphabet boys" found out about our meet >tells me to start driving to the piece of blm land we decided to shoot at >okay we get to the spot start shooting >just hitting paper targets at about 50 yards at first >Guy tells me he wants to do some >before i had time to say anything this guy started vibrating intensely and start swinging his AR from side to side >dumps the mag, shouts "RELO膧DING", then fumbled another one of his hexmags in >he stops sperging out finally "high impact operating" Showing all replies Anonymous 07/18/19(Thu)01:49:22 No.42070671 >>42070696>42070737 >42070667 (OP) we get back to shooting >eventually I pull out my cc glock 43 and pop a few rounds, then holster it guy walks over to me and begs to let him shoot it >I notice that hes getting uncomfortably close to me >uh sur- >he REACHES HIS HAND INTO MY PANTS, PULLS THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER, and RACKS IT >holy fuck imgonnafuckingdie starts unloading downrange until the slide locksback as soon as its empty he yells "CLEAR" then hands it back to me >Never been this angry in my life Call him out for being a autistic fuck >he gets really quiet >tell him im going home >he says i cant go home until we clean up our mess whatthefuck start to walk to my car until i hear turn around gunshot crack a >hes holding the gun in the air, then he repeated "CLEAN IT UP" not willing to get into a shootout, just want to go home alive >spend the next 30 minutes picking up our brass >drive home as fast as i can, making sure hes not following me Im still fucking shaking from it, worst mistake of my life. If your from AZ and you value your life avoid this sperg at all costs Anon survives the sperg
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Ways to improve the finale number 394: Spend the entirety of the episode with someone shouting 鈥淏rotherfucker鈥 at Cersei鈥檚 corpse.: Hig k dired kept their silence. The Lannisters moved through men and hungry women, breasting him, Cersei was laughing at something Lancel had said, though he sus- pected her merriment was feigned. She could not be oblivious to the rest around them, but his sister always believed in putting on the a sea of ragged a tide of sullen eyes. Just ahead of Halfway along the route, a wailing woman forced her way between hrave show watchmen and ran out into the street in front of the king and his Companions, holding the corpse of her dead baby above her head. It was blue and swollen, grotesque, but the real horror was the mother's eyes. Joffrey looked for a moment as if he meant to ride her down, but Sansa Stark leaned over and said something to him. The king fumbled in his two purse, and flung the woman a silver stag. The coin bounced off the child and rolled away, under the legs of the gold cloaks and into the crowd, where a dozen men began to fight for it. The mother never once blinked. Her skinny arms were trembling from the dead weight of her son. eave her, Your Grace," Cersei called out to the king, "she's beyond our help, poor thing." The mother heard her. Somehow the queen's voice cut through the woman's ravaged wits. Her slack face twisted in loathing. "Whore!" she shrieked. "Kingslayer's whore! Brotherfucker!" Her dead child dropped from her arms 11 like a sack of flour as she pointed at Brotherfucker brotherfucker brotherfucker. Tyrion never saw who threw the dung. He only heard Sansa's gasp and joffrey's bellowed curse, and when he turned his head, the king was wiping brown filth from his cheek. There was more caked in his golden hair and spattered over Sansa's legs. "Who threw that?" Joffrey screamed. He pushed his fingers into his hair, made a furious face, and flung away another handful of Cersei dung. "I Ways to improve the finale number 394: Spend the entirety of the episode with someone shouting 鈥淏rotherfucker鈥 at Cersei鈥檚 corpse.
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How many testicles does Corey Booker have. He likes dogs, infrastructure spending and is vegan so we have to be carefull.: Cory Booker I received messages that sex So much for stealing secondwhat bhest achieved ELLING ONE'S OWN personal story is often the most powerful way to make a point, or, more ment back then, I realized its veracity ing: "With liquor you'll get to bed quick- er," she said. Thinking about her state- through guile and strategy.' importantly, to make people think. When grandiose statements entrenched in the same sort of attitudes politically correct terminology are made, many may listen but few will hear Coming to college, I was immersed in "What do you think happened? She wake-up call-I will never be the same. "I've got to find a way to snatch that this column. A conclusion would speak of invited me back to her room at 3 a.m." I find myself with no conclusion for When I hesitated in writing this col umn, I realized I was basking in So instead I chose to write and risk , snatch." a simplicity I do not feel. I can find little New Year's Eve 1984 I will never for- I was 15. As the ball dropped, eaned over to hug a friend and she met "The best thing for that girl would be clarity in the torment of emotions I now experience when even allusions to this Out of context these statements seem issue are made. All I have are poignant to be tied down and screwed." shocking, but in context they were barely visions. noticed. two years I see that preceding all the horrors of As we fumbled upon the bed, I remem-After two years at Stanford, I snapped rape are a host of skewed attitudes. a chess game. With the "Top Gun" slogan during my sophomore year, in response or to "score." ber debating my next "move" as if it were from one extreme to the other. Once, I see my friends seeking to "get some ringing in my head, I slowly reached for to a slew of my verbiage, a friend of mine breast. After having my hand pushed chidingly called me a man-hater away once, I reached my "mark." I see myself at 15 trotting around the In retrospect, my soliloquy titled "The bases and stealing second. r groping ended soon and while no Oppressive Nature Of Male Dominated now see the crowds, no, not the spec- "relationship" ensued, a friendship did. Society And Its Violent Manifestations: tators, but the thousands, the millions You see, the next week in school she told Rape, Anorexia, Battered Wives" may who are rarely seen or heard. me that she was drunk that night and have been a surreptitious attempt to con I've seen enough didn't really know what she was doing. While she liked me a lot, she said she just wanted to be friends. I have gotten myself that my attitudes had charn vince her that I was a sensitive man, but more likely I was trying to convince I spoke to a 40 year old woman who has trouble looking at her self in the mir- ror when she gets out of the shower; to used to those five words, but that's My polar leap had little to do with resi her, her body is always dirty. She can't dential education. It had to do with a del- uge of reality. You see, I had begun listen- ing to the raw truth from men and women discussing rape about two years ago as a achieved through luck, guile, strategy or peer counselor. The conversations were Cory values the dialogue he has received personal accounts, not rhetoric; they were real life, not dorm programing. It was a another column Ever since puberty, I remember receiving messages that sex was a game, a competition. Sexual relations were best make love, she never had an orgasm, she never will forget what happened her first time. She can't close her eyes. coercion. Another friend in high school counseled me on the importance of drink- in response to his column and welcomes more. How many testicles does Corey Booker have. He likes dogs, infrastructure spending and is vegan so we have to be carefull.
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