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Help, Home, and Bridge: This miracle kitty needs a home. Found on the Galveston, TX bridge. Declawed and neutered. Scratched up but healthy. Help!

This miracle kitty needs a home. Found on the Galveston, TX bridge. Declawed and neutered. Scratched up but healthy. Help!

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Apparently, Ass, and Bad: Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:18:37 No.650816867650816966 650817694 650818031 650820819 File: 1446832947686.png (316 KB, 579x579) work the front desk at a hotel in Galveston, Tx easy day, just dicking around on my phone when IT enters the lobby half man, half beanbag chair, easily 400+ lbs. >start praying that the once human entity doesn't trip, fall and collapse the building with me inside >beanbag man gets to the counter and leans on it, visibly out of breath >"H-Hi, checking in?" // planet Ham of the McDonald's galaxy tells me he has a reservation for a room on the 7th floor take his card, give him his key, yadda yadda yadda >entire time I'm holding back gagging because he smells like roadkill >hamgalaxy starts making his way to the elevators >get an idea >"Sir, I apologize but the elevator is out of order. You'll have to take the stairs to the 7th floor." >7th. Fucking. Floor his face when >dis nigga gon die.fat the walking heart attack breaths a deep sigh, preparing himself for the journey ahead >hop over to the security cams because I know this shit's gon be good >Lardex, Destroyer of Buffets takes 3 minutes to clear the first flight of stairs For comparison, you can get to the second floor in about 10 seconds at a brisk walk gets to second floor, immediately gets a coke from the vending machine, plops down on a chair and rests >concerned for the structural integrity of that chair Some time later I went to check on the chair, it was, no fucking joke, soaked in ass sweat. Had to throw it out as to not spread his beetus >the human garbage disposal sits there, contemplating all the bad decisions that got him that fat for about 5 minutes have to tend to some work for about ten minutes >apparently people were wondering why the building was caving in >get back to the cameras and see white shrek on the third floor >swear to God, lying on the floor people would walk over or past him like the pile of garbage he was ! Anonymous 1 1/08/15 Sun 18 19:30 No. 65081 6966、>-650817553 22050817694 2205081 7823 2205081 7999 2205081 9741。65081 97732-65082007 >stairs to the 4th floor are being renovated >the few at the top are just wooden planks on one side leave some police tape kinda stuff in the middle of the stairs to direct people fatsy can't fit on the good half of the stairs >mumbling to myself "Come oooooonnn... Do iiittt. >Snorlax steps too far to the right >steps on a wooden plank it cracks under his quadruple digit weight >man-tits is now waist deep in floor >Prayers answered.gov calls the front desk to bitch at us tell him we had warnings all over the fucking place "OH, (DEEP BREATHING) WELL CAN YOU GUYS (GASP FOR AIR) AT LEAST SEND SOMEONE UP (SANDWICH) TO HEL >hang up manboobs kind of waddles himself out by rolling back and forth Pretty impressive actually reaches the 4th >half way there, the destination is at ham clears the 5th stairway, no problem after about 42 years gets to the top of the 6th stairway, his floor is just 4 steps away hamplanet braces himself, leaning what the fuck this nigga doin.burger fatsy bends over and just vomits not just a little spittle, like a baby, he is recreating Niagra fucking falls with vomit puddles at his feet and trickles down the steps like a beautiful river >see chunks of undigested food/people in the gallons of vomit and stomach acid >the man of a thousand lunches just lifts his head, wipes his mouth with his wrist and just keeps going unphased by the lake of spew he goes to his room >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:25:26 No.650817694 File: 1438956505392 ipg (115 KB, 413x395) on the wall 11/10 my sides are in another dimension. Oh fuck I hope that is real. Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:48:18 No.650820798 Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:26:28 No.650817823 2650816966 the destination is at ham >>650816966 HOLY FUCKING KEK OF ALL KEKS I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD INA LONG TIME. Thanks anon Fucking dying Anonymous 110815Sun)18:48:26 No.650820819 File: kermit Lol.gif (63 KB, 120x120) Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:24:23 No.650817553 LOL TOP KEK screenshotting this >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla tears are rolling down my face, good job anon
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Apparently, Ass, and Bad: Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:18:37 No.6508168672650816966 226508176942650818031 2650820819 File: 1446832947686 png (316 KB, 579x579) work the front desk at a hotel in Galveston, Tx >easy day, just dicking around on my phone when IT enters the lobby >half man, half beanbag chair, easily 400+ Ibs start praying that the once human entity doesn't trip, fall and collapse the building with me inside >beanbag man gets to the counter and leans on it, visibly out of breath H-Hi, checking in? planet Ham of the McDonald's galaxy tells me he has a reservation for a room on the 7th floor take his card, give him his key, yadda yadda yadda entire time I'm holding back gagging because he smells like roadkill >hamgalaxy starts making his way to the elevators >get an idea >"Sir, I apologize but the elevator is out of order. You'll have to take the stairs to the 7th floor. 7th Fucking Floor >his face when >dis nigga gon die fat >the walking heart attack breaths a deep sigh, preparing himself for the journey ahead >hop over to the security cams because I know this shit's gon be good >Lardex, Destroyer of Buffets takes 3 minutes to clear the first flight of stairs For comparison, you can get to the second floor in about 10 seconds at a brisk walk >gets to second floor, immediately gets a coke from the vending machine, plops down on a chair and rests >concemed for the structural integrity of that chair Some time later I went to check on the chair, it was, no fucking joke, soaked in ass sweat. Had to throw it out as to not spread his beetus. the human garbage disposal sits there, contemplating all the bad decisions that got him that fat for about 5 minutes have to tend to some work for about ten minutes >apparently people were wondering why the building was caving in >get back to the cameras and see white shrek on the third floor >swear to God, lying on the floor people would walk over or past him like the pile of garbage he was stairs to the 4th floor are being renovated the few at the top are just wooden planks on one side >leave some police tape kinda stuff in the middle of the stairs to direct people tsy can't fit on the good half of the stairs mumbling to myself Come oo00oonnn... Do iitt >Snorlax steps too far to the right >steps on a wooden plank it cracks under his quadruple digit weight >man-tits is now waist deep in floor >Prayers answered gov >calls the front desk to bitch at us tell him we had warnings all over the fucking place >"OH, (DEEP BREATHING) WELL CAN YOU GUYS (GASP FOR AIR) AT LEAST SEND SOMEONE UP (SANDWICH) TO HEL." >hang up manboobs kind of waddles himself out by rolling back and forth Pretty impressive actually reaches the 4th >half way there, the destination is at ham clears the 5th stairway, no problem after about 42 years gets to the top of the 6th stairway, his floor is just 4 steps away >hamplanet braces himself, leaning on the wall >what the fuck this nigga doin.burger fatsy bends over and just vomits not just a little spittle, like a baby, he is recreating Niagra fucking falls with vomit >puddles at his feet and trickles down the steps like a beautiful river see chunks of undigested food/people in the gallons of vomit and stomach acid the man of a thousand lunches just lifts his head, wipes his mouth with his wrist and just keeps going unphased by the lake of spew he goes to his room a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla Anon serves a fatass at a hotel
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Apparently, Ass, and Bad: Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:18:37 No.650816867650816966 650817694 650818031 650820819 File: 1446832947686.png (316 KB, 579x579) work the front desk at a hotel in Galveston, Tx easy day, just dicking around on my phone when IT enters the lobby half man, half beanbag chair, easily 400+ lbs. >start praying that the once human entity doesn't trip, fall and collapse the building with me inside >beanbag man gets to the counter and leans on it, visibly out of breath >"H-Hi, checking in?" // planet Ham of the McDonald's galaxy tells me he has a reservation for a room on the 7th floor take his card, give him his key, yadda yadda yadda >entire time I'm holding back gagging because he smells like roadkill >hamgalaxy starts making his way to the elevators >get an idea >"Sir, I apologize but the elevator is out of order. You'll have to take the stairs to the 7th floor." >7th. Fucking. Floor his face when >dis nigga gon die.fat the walking heart attack breaths a deep sigh, preparing himself for the journey ahead >hop over to the security cams because I know this shit's gon be good >Lardex, Destroyer of Buffets takes 3 minutes to clear the first flight of stairs For comparison, you can get to the second floor in about 10 seconds at a brisk walk gets to second floor, immediately gets a coke from the vending machine, plops down on a chair and rests >concerned for the structural integrity of that chair Some time later I went to check on the chair, it was, no fucking joke, soaked in ass sweat. Had to throw it out as to not spread his beetus >the human garbage disposal sits there, contemplating all the bad decisions that got him that fat for about 5 minutes have to tend to some work for about ten minutes >apparently people were wondering why the building was caving in >get back to the cameras and see white shrek on the third floor >swear to God, lying on the floor people would walk over or past him like the pile of garbage he was ! Anonymous 1 1/08/15 Sun 18 19:30 No. 65081 6966、>-650817553 22050817694 2205081 7823 2205081 7999 2205081 9741。65081 97732-65082007 >stairs to the 4th floor are being renovated >the few at the top are just wooden planks on one side leave some police tape kinda stuff in the middle of the stairs to direct people fatsy can't fit on the good half of the stairs >mumbling to myself "Come oooooonnn... Do iiittt. >Snorlax steps too far to the right >steps on a wooden plank it cracks under his quadruple digit weight >man-tits is now waist deep in floor >Prayers answered.gov calls the front desk to bitch at us tell him we had warnings all over the fucking place "OH, (DEEP BREATHING) WELL CAN YOU GUYS (GASP FOR AIR) AT LEAST SEND SOMEONE UP (SANDWICH) TO HEL >hang up manboobs kind of waddles himself out by rolling back and forth Pretty impressive actually reaches the 4th >half way there, the destination is at ham clears the 5th stairway, no problem after about 42 years gets to the top of the 6th stairway, his floor is just 4 steps away hamplanet braces himself, leaning what the fuck this nigga doin.burger fatsy bends over and just vomits not just a little spittle, like a baby, he is recreating Niagra fucking falls with vomit puddles at his feet and trickles down the steps like a beautiful river >see chunks of undigested food/people in the gallons of vomit and stomach acid >the man of a thousand lunches just lifts his head, wipes his mouth with his wrist and just keeps going unphased by the lake of spew he goes to his room >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:25:26 No.650817694 File: 1438956505392 ipg (115 KB, 413x395) on the wall 11/10 my sides are in another dimension. Oh fuck I hope that is real. Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:48:18 No.650820798 Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:26:28 No.650817823 2650816966 the destination is at ham >>650816966 HOLY FUCKING KEK OF ALL KEKS I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD INA LONG TIME. Thanks anon Fucking dying Anonymous 110815Sun)18:48:26 No.650820819 File: kermit Lol.gif (63 KB, 120x120) Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:24:23 No.650817553 LOL TOP KEK screenshotting this >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla tears are rolling down my face, good job anon
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Apparently, Ass, and Bad: File: 1446832947686.png (316 KB, 579x579) | Anonymous 11/07/15(Sat)14:02:08 No.650607043 >-650607380>-650608360>-650609344 So this just happend, /b/ >work the front desk at a hotel in Galveston, Tx easy day, just dicking around on my phone when IT enters the lobby half man, half beanbag chair, easily 400+ lbs start praying that the once human entity doesn't trip, fall and collapse the building with me inside beanbag man gets to the counter and leans on it, visibly out of breath "H-Hi, checking in?" planet Ham of the McDonald's galaxy tells me he has a reservation for a room on the 7th floor take his card, give him his key, yadda yadda yadda entire time I'm holding back gagging because he smells like roadkill hamgalaxy starts making his way to the elevators get an idea Sir, I apologize but the elevator is out of order. You'll have to take the stairs to the 7th floor >7th. Fucking. Floor his face when dis nigga gon die.fat the walking heart attack breaths a deep sigh, preparing himself for the journey ahead >hop over to the security cans because I know this shit's gon be good >Lardex, Destroyer of Buffets takes 3 minutes to clear the first flight of stairs For comparison, you can get to the second floor in about 10 seconds at a brisk walk gets to second floor, immediately gets a coke from the vending machine, plops down on a chair and rests concerned for the structural integrity of that chair Some time later I went to check on the chair, it was, no fucking joke, soaked in ass sweat. Had to throw it out as to not spread his beetus the human garbage disposal sits there, contemplating all the bad decisions that got him that fat for about 5 minutes have to tend to some work for about ten minutes apparently people were wondering why the building was caving in get back to the cameras and see white sherk on the third floor swear to God, lying on the floor people would walk over or past him like the pile of garbage he was 650607043 (OP) stairs to the 4th floor are being renovated the few at the top are just wooden planks on one side leave some police tape kinda stuff in the middle of the stairs to direct people fatsy can't fit on the good half of the stairs smumbling to myself "Come oooooonnn... Do iltt." >Snorlax steps too far to the right >steps on a wooden plank it cracks under his quadruple digit weight >man-tits is now waist deep in floor >Prayers answered.gov >calls the front desk to bitch at us tell him we had warnings all over the fucking place S"OH, (DEEP BREATHING) WELL CAN YOU GUYS (GASP FOR AIR) AT LEAST SEND SOMEONE UP (SANDWICH) TO HEL-" hang up >manboobs kind of waddles himself out by rolling back and forth Pretty impressive actually reaches the 4th halt way there, the destination is at ham clears the 5th stairway, no problem after about 42 years >gets to the top of the 6th stairway, his floor is just 4 steps away hamplanet braces himself, leaning on the wall what the fuck this nigga doin.burger fatsy bends over and just vomits not just a little spittle, like a baby, he is recreating Niagra fucking falls with vomit >puddles at his feet and trickles down the steps like a beautiful river see chunks of undigested food/people in the gallons of vomit and stomach acid the man of a thousand lunches just lifts his head, wipes his mouth with his wrist and just keeps going unphased by the lake of spew he goes to his room >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla So there we have it. Can we get a fat shaming thread going?
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Apparently, Ass, and Bad: Anonymous 1 1/08/1 5(Sun) 1 8:1 8:37 N o. 65081 6867 File: 1446832947686.png (316 KB, 579x579) >>65081 6966 >>65081 7694 >>6508 1 8031 >>65082081 9 work the front desk at a hotel in Galveston, Tx easy day, just dicking around on my phone when IT enters the lobby half man, half beanbag chair, easily 400+ lbs. >start praying that the once human entity doesn't trip, fall and collapse the building with me inside >beanbag man gets to the counter and leans on it, visibly out of breath >"H-Hi, checking in?" // planet Ham of the McDonald's galaxy tells me he has a reservation for a room on the 7th floor take his card, give him his key, yadda yadda yadda >entire time I'm holding back gagging because he smells like roadkill >hamgalaxy starts making his way to the elevators >get an idea >"Sir, I apologize but the elevator is out of order. You'll have to take the stairs to the 7th floor." >7th. Fucking. Floor his face when >dis nigga gon die.fat the walking heart attack breaths a deep sigh, preparing himself for the journey ahead >hop over to the security cams because I know this shit's gon be good >Lardex, Destroyer of Buffets takes 3 minutes to clear the first flight of stairs For comparison, you can get to the second floor in about 10 seconds at a brisk walk gets to second floor, immediately gets a coke from the vending machine, plops down on a chair and rests >concerned for the structural integrity of that chair Some time later I went to check on the chair, it was, no fucking joke, soaked in ass sweat. Had to throw it out as to not spread his beetus >the human garbage disposal sits there, contemplating all the bad decisions that got him that fat for about 5 minutes have to tend to some work for about ten minutes >apparently people were wondering why the building was caving in >get back to the cameras and see white shrek on the third floor >swear to God, lying on the floor people would walk over or past him like the pile of garbage he was ! Anonymous 1 1/08/15 Sun 18 19:30 No. 65081 6966、>-650817553 2205081 7694 2205081 7823 2205081 7999 2205081 9741。6508197732-65082007 >stairs to the 4th floor are being renovated >the few at the top are just wooden planks on one side leave some police tape kinda stuff in the middle of the stairs to direct people fatsy can't fit on the good half of the stairs >mumbling to myself "Come oooooonnn... Do iiittt. >Snorlax steps too far to the right >steps on a wooden plank it cracks under his quadruple digit weight >man-tits is now waist deep in floor >Prayers answered.gov calls the front desk to bitch at us tell him we had warnings all over the fucking place "OH, (DEEP BREATHING) WELL CAN YOU GUYS (GASP FOR AIR) AT LEAST SEND SOMEONE UP (SANDWICH) TO HEL >hang up manboobs kind of waddles himself out by rolling back and forth Pretty impressive actually reaches the 4th >half way there, the destination is at ham clears the 5th stairway, no problem after about 42 years gets to the top of the 6th stairway, his floor is just 4 steps away hamplanet braces himself, leaning what the fuck this nigga doin.burger fatsy bends over and just vomits not just a little spittle, like a baby, he is recreating Niagra fucking falls with vomit puddles at his feet and trickles down the steps like a beautiful river >see chunks of undigested food/people in the gallons of vomit and stomach acid >the man of a thousand lunches just lifts his head, wipes his mouth with his wrist and just keeps going unphased by the lake of spew he goes to his room >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:25:26 No 650817694 File: 1438956505392 ipg (115 KB, 413x395) on the wall 11/10 my sides are in another dimension. Oh fuck I hope that is real. Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:48:18 No 650820798 ト Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:26:28 No.650817823 2650816966 the destination is at ham >>650816966 HOLY FUCKING KEK OF ALL KEKS I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD INA LONG TIME. Thanks anon Fucking dying Anonymous11/08/15(Sun)18:48:26 No.65082081 File: kermit Lol.gif (63 KB, 120x120) Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:24:23 No.650817553 LOL TOP KEK screenshotting this >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla tears are rolling down my face, good job anon
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4chan, Apparently, and Ass: Anonymous 1 1/08/1 5(Sun) 1 8:1 8:37 N o. 65081 6867 File: 1446832947686.png (316 KB, 579x579) >>65081 6966 >>65081 7694 >>6508 1 8031 >>65082081 9 work the front desk at a hotel in Galveston, Tx easy day, just dicking around on my phone when IT enters the lobby half man, half beanbag chair, easily 400+ lbs. >start praying that the once human entity doesn't trip, fall and collapse the building with me inside >beanbag man gets to the counter and leans on it, visibly out of breath >"H-Hi, checking in?" // planet Ham of the McDonald's galaxy tells me he has a reservation for a room on the 7th floor take his card, give him his key, yadda yadda yadda >entire time I'm holding back gagging because he smells like roadkill >hamgalaxy starts making his way to the elevators >get an idea >"Sir, I apologize but the elevator is out of order. You'll have to take the stairs to the 7th floor." >7th. Fucking. Floor his face when >dis nigga gon die.fat the walking heart attack breaths a deep sigh, preparing himself for the journey ahead >hop over to the security cams because I know this shit's gon be good >Lardex, Destroyer of Buffets takes 3 minutes to clear the first flight of stairs For comparison, you can get to the second floor in about 10 seconds at a brisk walk gets to second floor, immediately gets a coke from the vending machine, plops down on a chair and rests >concerned for the structural integrity of that chair Some time later I went to check on the chair, it was, no fucking joke, soaked in ass sweat. Had to throw it out as to not spread his beetus >the human garbage disposal sits there, contemplating all the bad decisions that got him that fat for about 5 minutes have to tend to some work for about ten minutes >apparently people were wondering why the building was caving in >get back to the cameras and see white shrek on the third floor >swear to God, lying on the floor people would walk over or past him like the pile of garbage he was ! Anonymous 1 1/08/15 Sun 18 19:30 No. 65081 6966、>-650817553 2205081 7694 2205081 7823 2205081 7999 2205081 9741。6508197732-65082007 >stairs to the 4th floor are being renovated >the few at the top are just wooden planks on one side leave some police tape kinda stuff in the middle of the stairs to direct people fatsy can't fit on the good half of the stairs >mumbling to myself "Come oooooonnn... Do iiittt. >Snorlax steps too far to the right >steps on a wooden plank it cracks under his quadruple digit weight >man-tits is now waist deep in floor >Prayers answered.gov calls the front desk to bitch at us tell him we had warnings all over the fucking place "OH, (DEEP BREATHING) WELL CAN YOU GUYS (GASP FOR AIR) AT LEAST SEND SOMEONE UP (SANDWICH) TO HEL >hang up manboobs kind of waddles himself out by rolling back and forth Pretty impressive actually reaches the 4th >half way there, the destination is at ham clears the 5th stairway, no problem after about 42 years gets to the top of the 6th stairway, his floor is just 4 steps away hamplanet braces himself, leaning what the fuck this nigga doin.burger fatsy bends over and just vomits not just a little spittle, like a baby, he is recreating Niagra fucking falls with vomit puddles at his feet and trickles down the steps like a beautiful river >see chunks of undigested food/people in the gallons of vomit and stomach acid >the man of a thousand lunches just lifts his head, wipes his mouth with his wrist and just keeps going unphased by the lake of spew he goes to his room >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:25:26 No 650817694 File: 1438956505392 ipg (115 KB, 413x395) on the wall 11/10 my sides are in another dimension. Oh fuck I hope that is real. Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:48:18 No 650820798 ト Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:26:28 No.650817823 2650816966 the destination is at ham >>650816966 HOLY FUCKING KEK OF ALL KEKS I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD INA LONG TIME. Thanks anon Fucking dying Anonymous11/08/15(Sun)18:48:26 No.65082081 File: kermit Lol.gif (63 KB, 120x120) Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)18:24:23 No.650817553 LOL TOP KEK screenshotting this >a lone Viking, crossing the fabled plains, towards his final resting place in Valhalla tears are rolling down my face, good job anon Anon witnesses a miracle
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