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Suddenly, debuging humor: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? r/funny Posted by u/Datbio69420noscope • 6h • gfy... W 1 S 1 Cat stuck in pipe ↑ 49.2k Share 843 BEST COMMENTS whitefish38 • 5h I love when the guy is tucking in all the face fat and ears 1 3.0k Reply Kablaow • 3h I mean... couldnt they do that from the start? 780 Submerge87 • 3h Nope, gotta go for the full maximum effort first, then slowly work your way down to the simplest solution. Newton's Law. 1 967 Trogdor_T_Burninator • 3h Yup. "Is there gas in it?" "Fuckoff! You think I'm stupid?" 30 min later "It's out of gas. Who could have known?" 1 370 + happinessattack • 2h IT support in a nutshell! 140 MojarraMuncher • 2h Did you turn it off and turn it back on again 1 73 + LDWoodworth • 1h It is insane the number of times that works, on things that it has no business working on. 1 67 HarryPopperSC• 1h Fixing bugs as a developer is 90% finding different ways to turn things off and on again. I don't understand why it fixes a lot of things but it do. 1 35 cjf93 • 1h Usually the programing logic goes from the start to the end, and then there are "corner cases" that maybe the programmer didn't handle, so if you can just make it go to the initital state again, it will work again, but that doesn't mean you fix it, you just make it stable again. 1 27 letsplayyatzee • 12m Wait, so you just add more code, or you actually remove the bullshit code? Continue this thread turtleltrut • 1h It works so often for me that I get annoyed when it doesn't and keep trying multiple times a day, just in case. ;) 1 more reply namatt • 1h You don't think it be like it is, but it do. 1 13 1 more reply turtleltrut • 1h Yes, like the gas oven at my work. It alarms and flashes a warning that there's something majorly wrong with it and to call a technician. I turn it off at the mains for 30 seconds, back on again, works fine for 6 months until it repeats the process. I've had it looked at when something else broke on it, there's nothing wrong with whatever it's saying is broken. Also had our external IT company wanting to book in to install a New nrinter Laskthem if I can Add a comment >> Suddenly, debuging humor
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Thriller Date - Thread: Roy Wood Jr-Ex Jedi roywo 4h What if Thriller actualy happened & Michael Jacksons date Ola Ray tweeted about the next day. YALL! Lemme tel you about this broke ass wolf negro that tried to maul me last night. THREAD Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @raywo...-.4h Alight so boom we riding in his car and he run out of gas. WHO THE HELL RUN OUTTA GAS? I thought he was trying to find a quite place to try and get some ass but I guess he saw that bonnet on my head and knew I was a Christian Roy Wood Jr. Ex Jedi Ф @roywo.. , 4h I thought he was playing yail but this broke ass fool was REALLY outta gas!! So now we waking. it's cold, he dont even offer me his coat. But thenl he fipped the scriptl he turned around and asked me to be his womare He had this nice ass ring from Ross: Dress for Less Roy Wood Jr-Ex Jedi roywo 3 As soon asI said Yes, this fool turn into a whole ass werewolt. First of all i you knew it was yo night to be a werewolf you shouldve rescheduled. Who the hell tum into whole ass werewolf on the first date? Bitch I Roy Wood Jr-Ex Jedi roywo. 3h Meanwhile he running through the woods tearing up trees n shit, wasn't no where I could hide. You know they say them werewolves be smelling shit real good So I find a movie thestre and dpped off irn there. He followed me in there but by then he was regular again Roy Wood Jr-Ex Jedi@rawo after a few mins I told him I was ready to go home. Turns out the movie theatre wasnt next to any other stores or business or gas stations. YALL THIS BROKE ASS NEGRO RAN OUT OF GAS AND CHASED ME TOA MOVIE THEATRE THE GHETTO! Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi@raywo...-3h 1 know yall calling me crazy but understand, You cant just write a man off for accidentally turning into a supernatural creature. Thats why half of yall single I took my bonnet was off, I was gonna give him some. I was having so much i didnt even notice the grave yard. Roy Wood Jr-Ex Jedi@rawo zombies start chasing us Now at the very LEAST I'm expecting him to man up, This fool clinging on to ME like imma do something! m looking at him ike, DO THAT WEREWOLF SHIT YOU JUIST DID IN THE WOODSI Iurn around and next thing Iknow He a Zomble TOO! THESE HIS PEOPLE Roy Wood Jr-Ex Jedi@raywo. -3h Now they dancing. This mean he been having rehearsals! You aint got no time to get a job to gas up yo car but you got time to rehearse 8-counts with zombies? YallI was done Sad part is that one of the zombies trying to eat me was a black lady so much for us sticking together 910 13 229 Roy Woed Jr-Ex Jedi roywo -3h So I dipped off in this house and here come wolf zombie with his squad. he reached out to eat me the next thing י know. BDDMI he's not a werewolf Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi o raywoodjr We don't talk anymore but I just wanted to share my story so the rest of yall can be safe. If you meet this dude name Gerald from the westside that got a red jacket and a blue convertible leave him alone. TRUST ME...or go out with him in the daytime. Ya'll Be blessed"- Ola Ray 208 PM 29 Aug 18 192 Retweets 1,228 Likes Thriller Date - Thread
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/v/ describes the writing style of BattleBorn/Gearbox: Anonymous 05/14/16(Sat)18:23:41 No.337630843 337632282 337632768 337633565 337644653 337644907 337645150 337623732 (OP) it feels like it gets worse with every Gearbox game They can't go ONE LINE without stuffing it full of "ironic" observation as their form of jokes'. Like they I can't stand the writing, have an insecure 12 year-old filter for everything >Normal line: "If you can get some fuel canisters, then I can reactive the main generator and get our shields back up. I marked the objective on your map" >Gearbox line: "Heyyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. You're really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo though, as it turns out a bunch of monsters on the planet are gonna tear our eyes out if we don't get the shield back up. And this is just my opinion, but that's gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like, how am supposed to read my collection of "Bodacious Space Babes" without any flippin' eyeballs? So here's my brilliant plan that I got written on this here napkin. There's this generator thing. You following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew? So mayyybe, you can go out and fetch some canisters. And then we can get the generator running, and then the shield will go back up, and we won't get horribly viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? know, right? So, since did most of the work coming up with the plan, l was thinking you can do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see any monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan- metaphorically that is. Not literally. hate people who misuse the term "literally, it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway l'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that. Go team badass!" /v/ describes the writing style of BattleBorn/Gearbox
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