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It snowed last night: Forwarded It snowed last night. 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow-woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow-woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow-woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:22 - The transgender man/women/person asked why I didn't just make one snow-person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow-figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow-couple is white. 8:31 - The Middle-eastern gent across the road demanded the snow-woman be covered up. 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow-woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The Council Equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow- women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather, etc etc. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by Social Services. 9:29 - Far Left protesters, offended by everything, marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon, it all melted.. Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become. that's all 7:54 AM It snowed last night

It snowed last night