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Juan Pujol Garcia:The first shitposter: My bros I have been doing a lot of reading about Wacky wwil Hjinks lately and I want to tel you a slory because I love it okay once upon a time there was a dude in Spain named Juan Pujol Garcia Pujol was a chicken famer. Pujol hated him some goddamn fascists See Span had recently ended its civt war, with the fascists taking power So when wwll broke out in Europe, Spain technically remained neutrail but in practice was buddy buddy with the Nazis Juan Pujol Garcia thought this was pretty bulishit so soon ater war breaks out Pujol travels to his local British embassy and goes heyI wanna spy on the Nazis for you who the fuck are you? say the Brtish, and kick him out but Pujol is not deterredl He stil wants to dunk on some fascists, so now he goes to his local Geman embassy instead. hey he says, 1 wanna spy on the Brtish for you, I sure do hate them yeah okay say the Germans that seems pretty legit and just like that Pujol now officialy warks for the Abwehr, the German intelligence agency. They hand him some spy gear (invisible Ink and such) and instruct him to travel lo Lisbon, and from there make his way into the UK So Pujol heads to Lisbon, and a ltde while later writes to his German handliers teling them he's made it to England Pujol had not made it to England. He had, in fact, made t to the Lisbon public library, where he checked out a number of English guide bocks and set about just wholesavle making smr up this is sighy complicated by he fact that, for example, he completely did not understand British currency and all his expense reports were basicaly gibberish He also reported things like brioing Scotsmen, because the people of Glasgow would do anything tor a Itre of wine (an actual quote) because, hey, people in Spain lke wine so that's probably the same nigh? Here is where it starts to get realy crazy, because the Atwehr Joves tns woW this dude is a great spy they say because apparenty none of them had ever been the England esther. In fact, they are so pumped about this new awesome spy that the British stairt to get worried you see, by this time the British had cracked German's supposedly unbreakable Enigma code and were totally dunking on the Nazis by reading basically all of ther-super top secret-radio transmissions. And, crucially, they'd become so good at breaking and reading traffic that there were iterally no German spies in England. The Germans would set up a spy drop (usually dropping duces in by parachute in the middle of the night), the Brtish would intercept the message and then just scoop the dudes up as soon as they landed in a move that must have been SUPER embarrassing to the spies so there are no Geman spies in the UK because theyre all shting in a prison run by MI5 (although some are being run under supervision as double agents, feeding Genmany builshit) But suddenly MI5 is picking up all this traffic from the Germans talking about their super great spy- a spy the Bntish do not have in their jail oh shit says MI5, and starts rereading all the transmissions they have to and from this mysterious super spy hey wait says MI5, upon actually reading the shit the spy was sending someone is playing sily buggers, pip pip cheerio At this point, Pujol sll in Lisbon, had actualily been approaching the British embassy again, repeatedly, but apparently 1 am literally an Abwehr agent and would like to offer you my services wasn't interesting enough, because he was repeatedly turned away, again it want until MIS started asking around that one of the embassy staf was like oh yeah we know that guy so in 1942 the British finally make contact with Pujol and he officially becomes a spy for Mi5. They move him to London and assign him a case oicer so he can start making up even better bulshit and he does. Once actually in London, Pujol reports to the Abwehr that he d recruited a whole slew of informants from a bunch of Welsh Aryans to disaffected army officers. He ends up wih a network of 20+ sub-spies, all feeding him information from around the U none of mese people actualy exist Pujol just straight up invented like 20 people, keeping careful track of their fake personalties, names, and actvities with the hep of Mi5, the information he sends becomes even better- a mix of true but ultimately useless facis and actualy important intel tmed to artve in Germany just sightly too late to be af any use. He and his "spy network become the Abwehr's most trusted agents Pujol, now codenamed Agent Garbo (for his acting skils), ends up playing a huge role in the run-up to D-Day, where the Alies mounted a huge intellgenoe campaign to convince Htler that the planned sile of attack was going to be Calais and not Normandy (this was Operation Fortitude and you should absolulely look t up lor more Wacky WWll Adventures) Obviously you know how this ended crazly enough, the Abwenr never figured out that Pujol was a double agent After the war he recelved both the Iron Cross Second Class (which require personal authorization from Hitier), and a Member of the Order of the Brtish Empire (from King George Vi unable to resist being rotaly fucking ndiculous, Pujol tumed down MI5's post-war offer to continue spying, but this time against he USSR TO, he said just help me fake my own death and then I'm moving to Venezuela and thats exacly what he ad Juan Garcia Pujol died in 1988, at the age of 76 Okay I'm just editing my reblog to add this picture of Juan Pujol Garcia because I feel that t adds so much to the story to picture him doing ALL THE ABOVE with this expression: what a legend Juan Pujol Garcia:The first shitposter
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Those who saved the world: On the evening of 2 May, 1986, six days after a massive explosion devastated the Lenin nuclear power station at Chernobyl, the damaged reactor was sinking and burning through its strengthened concrete floor and was in danger of collapsing into rooms flooded with water. This would trigger a nuclear explosion that would spread radiation across half of Europe and kill tens of millions. Later Soviet scientists suggested that a possible area of contamination could reach 200 km2 (77.2 mi), modern specialists are inclined to assert that it would take about 500 ousand years to eliminate the consequences of radioactive contamination from a potential explosion. Three men volunteered to dive into what they knew were lethally radioactive waters to open a release valve to prevent this from happening. They were the shift supervisor Boris Baranov, senior engineer of the control unit of the turbine shop two Valeri Bespalov and Senior Mechanical Engineer of the reactor department Alexey Ananenko. They are on the photo below: Ananenko and Bespalov Baranov is on the separate photo. pec yoicecmba oup of three men were and swim through the flooded chambers of the basement to the gate valve, twist it open and so allow the trapped water to drain out. It was a "suicide mission". Radiation was at lethal levels A gr r red to suit up in scuba-gear Il three returned to the surface suffering severe radiation poisoning, but were pleased to see their colleagues jump with joy at the news that the valves were nowo ey all died within days and were buried in lead coffins. The monuments to "Those who saved the world" was created in Chernobyl. Those who saved the world

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quasi-normalcy: ursasminor: seldnei: meggory84: eldritch-augur: bitterbitchclubpresident: the bill is one line: Terminate the EPA on dec 31st, 2018. you can contact the reps who authored this bill. ask them what happens to the data the agency collects? what about the current employees? what about the EPA’s powers? What’s their plan? Matt Gaetz FL ® Pensacola Office 4300 Bayou Blvd., Suite 13 (850) 479-1183 Pensacola, FL 32503 Thomas Massie KY ® Northern Kentucky Office 541 Buttermilk Pike Suite 208 Crescent Springs, KY 41017 Phone: (859) 426-0080Fax: (859) 426-0061Hours: Monday-Friday 9:00AM-5:00PM LaGrange Office 108 W. Jefferson Street LaGrange, KY 40031 Phone: (502) 265-9119Fax: (502) 265-9126 Steven Palazzo MS ® Hattiesburg Office641 Main Street, Suite 142Hattiesburg, MS 39401Phone: (601) 582-3246 Pascagoula Office3118 Pascagoula St., Suite 181Pascagoula, MS 39567Phone: 228-202-8104Fax: 228-202-8105 Biloxi Office970 Tommy Munro DriveSuite DBiloxi, MS 39532T: (228)864-7670F: (228)864-3099 Washington, DC Office2349 Rayburn House Office BuildingWashington, DC 20515T (202) 225-5772 Barry Loudermilk GA ® Washington, DC Office329 Cannon House Office BuildingWashington, DC 20515Phone: 202-225-2931FAX: 202-225-2944Woodstock District Office9898 Highway 92, Suite 100Woodstock, GA 30188Phone: 770-429-1776FAX: 770 -517-7427Cartersville District Office135 West Cherokee Avenue, Suite 122Cartersville, GA 30120Phone: 770-429-1776Galleria District Office600 Galleria Pkwy, Suite 120Atlanta, GA 30339 Phone: 770-429-1776Fax: 678-556-5184 it would be best if constituents from these districts called! ask some questions and let them know we are not ok with this! Please please please call these reps and the reps in your own state. We NEED to maintain protection for these species, as it is the only way to preserve the ecosystems that we DIRECTLY DEPEND ON for carbon sequestering, clean water, and clean air!! Signal boost, because you can’t have late stage capitalism if we’ve all died from starvation and lead poisoning Remind Matt Gaetz that most of his goddamned state relies on eco-tourism and nobody wants to come see the Everglades if they’re full of chemical runoff. Fuckin im watching a documentary on sharks and GreenPeace is in it rn and if you don’t want to watch Humpback Whales being dragged onto boats and killed/ seals being beaten to death in the head/ or sharks being poached and fished out of existence, CALL YOUR REP HEY AMERICANS: You like having breathable air? You like being able to drink water from a tap without dying of lead poisoning? Then you need to get your fucking asses in gear and beat your goddamned representatives about the nads until they fucking agree not to vote for this monstrosity. This is serious! : AJ Joshi @AJ Follow This is it: Termination of the Environmental Protection Agency. @Greenpeace @EPA #TrumpImpeachmentParty congress.gov/bill/115th-con 115TH CONGRESS H. R. 861 ST SESSION To terminate the Environmental Protection Agency. IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES FEBRUARY 3. 201 Mr. GAETZ (for himself Mr. MaSSIE, Mr. PALAzzo, and Mr. LoUDERMILK) introduced the following bill which was referred to the Committee on Energy and Commerce, and in addition to the Committees on Agriculture. Transportation and Infrastructure, and Science, Space, and Technology, for a period to be subsequently determined by the Speaker, in each case for consideration of such provisions as fall within the jurisdiction of the committee concerned A BILL To terminate the Environmental Protection Agency Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, SECTION 1. TERMINATION OF THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY. The Environmental Protection Agency shall terminate on December 31, 2018 RETWEETS LIKES KEEP CALM SARAH! 379 235 RESIST 2:52 AM-15 Feb 2017 45 379235 quasi-normalcy: ursasminor: seldnei: meggory84: eldritch-augur: bitterbitchclubpresident: the bill is one line: Terminate the EPA on dec 31st, 2018. you can contact the reps who authored this bill. ask them what happens to the data the agency collects? what about the current employees? what about the EPA’s powers? What’s their plan? Matt Gaetz FL ® Pensacola Office 4300 Bayou Blvd., Suite 13 (850) 479-1183 Pensacola, FL 32503 Thomas Massie KY ® Northern Kentucky Office 541 Buttermilk Pike Suite 208 Crescent Springs, KY 41017 Phone: (859) 426-0080Fax: (859) 426-0061Hours: Monday-Friday 9:00AM-5:00PM LaGrange Office 108 W. Jefferson Street LaGrange, KY 40031 Phone: (502) 265-9119Fax: (502) 265-9126 Steven Palazzo MS ® Hattiesburg Office641 Main Street, Suite 142Hattiesburg, MS 39401Phone: (601) 582-3246 Pascagoula Office3118 Pascagoula St., Suite 181Pascagoula, MS 39567Phone: 228-202-8104Fax: 228-202-8105 Biloxi Office970 Tommy Munro DriveSuite DBiloxi, MS 39532T: (228)864-7670F: (228)864-3099 Washington, DC Office2349 Rayburn House Office BuildingWashington, DC 20515T (202) 225-5772 Barry Loudermilk GA ® Washington, DC Office329 Cannon House Office BuildingWashington, DC 20515Phone: 202-225-2931FAX: 202-225-2944Woodstock District Office9898 Highway 92, Suite 100Woodstock, GA 30188Phone: 770-429-1776FAX: 770 -517-7427Cartersville District Office135 West Cherokee Avenue, Suite 122Cartersville, GA 30120Phone: 770-429-1776Galleria District Office600 Galleria Pkwy, Suite 120Atlanta, GA 30339 Phone: 770-429-1776Fax: 678-556-5184 it would be best if constituents from these districts called! ask some questions and let them know we are not ok with this! Please please please call these reps and the reps in your own state. We NEED to maintain protection for these species, as it is the only way to preserve the ecosystems that we DIRECTLY DEPEND ON for carbon sequestering, clean water, and clean air!! Signal boost, because you can’t have late stage capitalism if we’ve all died from starvation and lead poisoning Remind Matt Gaetz that most of his goddamned state relies on eco-tourism and nobody wants to come see the Everglades if they’re full of chemical runoff. Fuckin im watching a documentary on sharks and GreenPeace is in it rn and if you don’t want to watch Humpback Whales being dragged onto boats and killed/ seals being beaten to death in the head/ or sharks being poached and fished out of existence, CALL YOUR REP HEY AMERICANS: You like having breathable air? You like being able to drink water from a tap without dying of lead poisoning? Then you need to get your fucking asses in gear and beat your goddamned representatives about the nads until they fucking agree not to vote for this monstrosity. This is serious!
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CABAGE or DAMAGE: After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as a gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S") by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense if humour. P. Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced. P Test flight OK, auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back order. P. Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground P. Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level P Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P Suspect crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P Number 3 engine missing S: Engine found on right wing after brief search P Aircraft handles funny S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P Target radar hums S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed in cockpit. P. Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. s: Took hammer away from midget. CABAGE or DAMAGE

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laughoutloud-club: The Fedex Pilots Gripe Sheet : FedEX HumOr Fedx FedEx FedEx After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S")by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tire almost replaced. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order. P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed P: DME volume unbelievably loud S: DME voulme set more believeable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspect crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer S: Took hammer away from midget. laughoutloud-club: The Fedex Pilots Gripe Sheet

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ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE. : 10 Rutes of Getting INHEA A Tatroo 00 Calte Wanna see how bad a tattoo will hurt? Pass Out Irritation ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE.
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ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE. : 10 Rutes of Getting INHEA A Tatroo 00 Calte Wanna see how bad a tattoo will hurt? Pass Out Irritation ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE.
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Gearing: FedEx HumOr Fed x fedEx FedEx After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S")by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tire almost replaced. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order. P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME voulme set more believeable level P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspect crack in windshield S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer S: Took hammer away from midget.
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Gearing: FedEx HumOr Fed x fedEx FedEx After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S")by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tire almost replaced. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order. P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME voulme set more believeable level P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspect crack in windshield S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer S: Took hammer away from midget.
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superopinionated: teenboypopstar: thepeoplesrecord: Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits schoolSeptember 2, 2014 While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus. “I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.” Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She also filed a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication. So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.” Read more As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves.  this is what a hero looks like This woman is my fucking hero. : superopinionated: teenboypopstar: thepeoplesrecord: Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits schoolSeptember 2, 2014 While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus. “I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.” Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She also filed a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication. So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.” Read more As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves.  this is what a hero looks like This woman is my fucking hero.
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thepeoplesrecord: Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits schoolSeptember 2, 2014 While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus. “I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.” Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She alsofiled a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication. So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.” Read more As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves.  : thepeoplesrecord: Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits schoolSeptember 2, 2014 While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus. “I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.” Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She alsofiled a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication. So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.” Read more As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves. 

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