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Ass, Fucking, and Google: unpicasso probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet jadelyn Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that "I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I'll figure something out for you." I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, "You do realize that I just like.. .google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don't know how to do, right? But his praise didn't change at all. There was no "Wait, that's all it is? Instead, he said "Yes, but the fact that you think to do that and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you've learned and use it going forward is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it's just googling stuff," but it's still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don't shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay? And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don't undervalue your googling skills, kids. It's not lying if you know you can figure it out Googling
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Climbing, Drinking, and Fake: peeing into the toilet water and making noise peeing slowly and making less noise peeing on the side of the bowl to avoid making noise insert body directly into toielt water and peeing directly inside to avoid making noise drinking all toilet water and peeing inside the toilet with no water to avoid making noise drinking your pee and quietly gargling then slowly spitting into toilet over the course of 3 hours to avoid making peeing on the floor then soaking up the pee with a sponge and lathering the sponge in soap and cleaning your toilet with it a military grade while peeing and aiming with a precise 45 degree angle to bounce of the wal into the toilet bowl silenth peeing on your hand and then using a flashlight and magnifiying glass to evaporate the pee without making any noise after several months peeing into your oWn eyes and blinking several times to sprinkle it into the toilet without making any sounds Peeing directly into the water reservoir so that when someone else pees the lush water blends in with the new pee so it doesn't make any noi Peeing into the sink while it is running so the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise Peeing into the air with a parabolic arc and catching it in your mouth and then drinking t st doesn't make anv noise Peeing backwards into your asshole which you are holding open until it is full of pee and then clenching it shut and waiting until you have to shit so you can pass noise Climbing onto the sink and doing a handstand while slowly peeing onto the lightbulb above the sink so it will slo vaporize the pee over the course of several hours so it doesn't make any noise Watching psyehic videes on Youtube on your phone until you can perfectly predict the feture so you pee at just the right points in barsts over thousands of cosmic rays will irradiate the piss particles until they become radioactive and decay isto the air peeing so the electricitywi ravel it ad stop your beart and then he bary yue bet vou learsed to restart year heartbeat fro Tibetias mosks so yos wake up iaia and chinb upthhrongh the dirt and start e lide is Argestina wirh cybrg inortal Hitler watil yos caa seice paer logether creatiag the Fourth Reich so you bave the resources t develep quanten stealth techoclogy and a tima machine soyou travel back is tine and give it to yeur past sellf so yon can pee vithost making any Careful an see the dirt below the barhroess and remoing the fleor les antil ysu several years releasing tbe excess dirt hreagh yor pant legs overy tine yea g creating a fake botle recycliag machise at the lecal itpermarket tu collect water bottles ย.til yos lave tess of chowsands aad yeu pee is hem silently over the coarse of yoar entire tore tbem i undergronsd facility wstil yos die where dey remain for several billion years u he San becomes a red giaat aad swallows the Earth and the particles will drift is space apother civiluatiea's version ef yes will ierse undergoes beat death but thes of esistesce and the pext antil here are neee left to ascend s aad Gen it will loop ntil the process breaks and there i"othia eft at all, making so soise F U R T H E R
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America, Internet, and Ken: Ken Kremer kenkremer.com photos-of-space: Awesome Atlas Ferocious Fury Delivers Next Gen High Speed EchoStar 19 Internet Sat to Orbit for America

photos-of-space: Awesome Atlas Ferocious Fury Delivers Next Gen High Speed EchoStar 19 Internet Sat to Orbit for America

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America, Internet, and Ken: Ken Kremer kenkremer.com photos-of-space: Awesome Atlas Ferocious Fury Delivers Next Gen High Speed EchoStar 19 Internet Sat to Orbit for America

photos-of-space: Awesome Atlas Ferocious Fury Delivers Next Gen High Speed EchoStar 19 Internet Sat to Orbit for America

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The Game, Game, and For: [SPOILER] So the entire Gen 7 dex leaked. Pretty excited for the game

[SPOILER] So the entire Gen 7 dex leaked. Pretty excited for the game

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America, Anaconda, and Crazy: Lily Tang Williams @Lily4Liberty A Chinese immigrant who grew up under Mao's regime is running for U.S.Senate in Colorado. I hate to see the countryI love is becoming like the country I left Colorado, USA lily4liberty.com Lily Tang Williams@Lily4Liberty May 11 My first day in America 28 years ago with $100 borrowed, could not speak English. I am running for U.S. Senate today 9.8K 16K bill-11b: frosty-the-snowden: bill-11b: new-age-conservative: proudgayconservative: capricornicis: thenonfeministgirl: mr-cappadocia: southernnationalist: mr-cappadocia: southernnationalist: mr-cappadocia: southernnationalist: libertybill: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: mr-cappadocia: America… Not all immigrants fall prey to leftist trickery…especially those who have seen where it leads already. If you’re in Colorado, you can vote for Lily Tang Williams for US Senate on November 8th 2016. Born in the wild west of China, Sichuan province before the Cultural Revolution, raised with her two sibling brothers by illiterate working-class parents, Lily grew up facing poor living conditions, food rationing, Communist indoctrination, and political and social chaos under Mao’s regime. In this tumultuous environment, she quickly developed street smarts and compassion as well as the values of perseverance and hard work.Lily received her university law degree at Fudan University in Shanghai and was a faculty member of the law school for three years.  She came over to the U.S.A. in 1988 and earned a Master’s degree at The University of Texas at Austin, School of Social Work.Lily worked for corporations in Hong Kong and the U.S.A. as a corporate executive. Lily became a Colorado small business woman and entrepreneur in 2000.Lily was nominated as a candidate by the Libertarian Party of Colorado in March of 2014 to run for the State of Representatives in House District 44. She is the former state chair of the Libertarian Party of Colorado and currently State Director for Our America Initiative. The Libertarian Party of Colorado unanimously nominated Lily on March 12th as the candidate for U.S. Senate. Her name will be on the ballot this November. voting for someone who isn’t an American to the U.S. Senate She went through the process. She did so legally. She made something of herself. She is officially one of the gang. She is Chinese. I don’t care what check mark is next to her name. Amendment XIV Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. Well, you’re wrong, so there’s always that. American citizen  ≠ American Based on that piece of paper some fucking border-hopper’s kids are suddenly just as American as somebody whose family fought in the revolution. I don’t think so.  I will never be Russian. I have no Russian blood. I can move to Russia, and imitate the Russians, but the reality is that I will never be an actual Russian. Immigration is destroying this country. America should not be the dumping spot for the rest of the world, yet that is what it has become.  Actually that’s exactly how it works and it’s *supposed* to work that way. Your idea of what it means to be an American seems alien to me. Foreign somehow. It doesn’t fit into our culture. This belief that our system is inferior, weak even… so weak that you tell us freedom must be jealously hoarded for the precious few.. For being this so called “True American” the degree of contempt you have for us is staggering. America is historically made up  of legal immigrants. All the way up until the 1900’s people were still migrating here for a better future, especially during  the World Wars. You can’t just say you have to descend from the British colonies to be a “true” American. There are plenty of legal immigrants that love this country more than to 10th gen people who were born here. southernnationalist? Oh wow. I’m shocked to see a racist is against legal immigration.  Is anyone else as depressed as I am that all these years the Democrats have been right about how many racists are left? Don’t like mass immigration from third world shitholes?Must be a fucking nazi! To be fair, though, the lady in the original post seems like she actually came here and fully embraced America rather than trying to make it like China. She’s one of the ones who did it the right way. I don’t disagree. I’m not crazy about the idea of people who weren’t born here holding federal office, but it is what it is. Fact of the matter is, we hear endlessly about how immigrants built America, and that’s true. What people seem to leave out, conveniently enough, is that the vast majority of those immigrants were from western Europe. True enough, hundreds of thousands of Chinese laborers  helped build California and the railroads. But America’s industrial super strength was built on the backs of European immigrants who were treated only marginally better than ethnic immigrants. And this is used to excuse endless immigration from South America, Mexico, the M.E., Asia, etc - all places where immigration to the US should be heavily controlled from so those who come have time to assimilate to OUR culture, language and customs - otherwise we get what we’re seeing now: people protesting an American running for an American office…….. with the fucking flag of Mexico in hand. Because they don’t like America, they don’t want to live in America, they want to live in North Mexico. No different than the muslims who come here en masse and demand to have their own sharia courts, they don’t want to live in America, they want to live in the American Islamic Emirates.  Wow conservative discourse is such garbage
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