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Cause it's "MERICA" memesapp @memes
Cause it's "MERICA" memesapp @memes
Ass, Fucking, and Memes: sapper-in-the-wire
people today with access to more raw information
than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes
his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and
rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
thefloatingstone
Eratosthenes, an Egyptian, in 3750 BC when fucking
mammoths hadn't even gone extinct yet: Oh hey l
can use these two obelisks to calculate the earth's
entire circumference based on the length of their
shadows and the Earth's curvature. Neat.
ThE EaRTh Iz FlAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OclR8o
ThE EaRTh Iz FlAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OclR8o
Dad, England, and Fire: 5
VIA THEMETAP
E.COM
My full name is Jack Leroy Tueller. This is bwo
weeks after D-Day, it's dark, raining, muddy, and
I'm stressed, so I get my brumpet out and the
commander says: "Jack don't play tonight,
because there is one sniper left."
I thought to myself that, German sniper is as
scared and lonely as I am. So lI thought, I'll play
s love song.
hi
The next morning, here came a jeep from up the
beach about a mile and a half away, and the
military police says: "Hey captain, there's some
German prisoners gebting ready to go to
England, one of them keeps saying in broken
English, who played that trumpet last night?"
And he burst into sobs he said "When I heard
that number that you played, I thought about
my fiancee in Germany, I thought about my
mother and dad, about my brothers and sisters,
and I couldn't fire." And he sbick out his hand,
and I shook the hand of the enemy. He was no
enemy, he was scared and lonely like me.
The power of music.
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:
The Real Power Of Music
epicjohndoe: The Real Power Of Music
Clock, Cute, and Funny: destroy the "german is a
scary language" stereotype
2k15
it's actually a really cute
language and kinda funny
sometimes like
guinea pig in german literally
means "little sea pig" and turtle
means "armor toad"
and then instead of saying
what's your name they ask you
"how are vou called"
And "How much clock is it?"
Gloves in german translates literally
to "Hand shoes"
FINALLY
name some german words n the definition
name some german words n the definition
Dad, England, and Fire: 5
VIA THEMETAP
E.COM
My full name is Jack Leroy Tueller. This is bwo
weeks after D-Day, it's dark, raining, muddy, and
I'm stressed, so I get my brumpet out and the
commander says: "Jack don't play tonight,
because there is one sniper left."
I thought to myself that, German sniper is as
scared and lonely as I am. So lI thought, I'll play
s love song.
hi
The next morning, here came a jeep from up the
beach about a mile and a half away, and the
military police says: "Hey captain, there's some
German prisoners gebting ready to go to
England, one of them keeps saying in broken
English, who played that trumpet last night?"
And he burst into sobs he said "When I heard
that number that you played, I thought about
my fiancee in Germany, I thought about my
mother and dad, about my brothers and sisters,
and I couldn't fire." And he sbick out his hand,
and I shook the hand of the enemy. He was no
enemy, he was scared and lonely like me.
The power of music.
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:
The Real Power Of Music
epicjohndoe: The Real Power Of Music
Crying, Google, and Target: What
YOU
CAN
ME
ONCE
must
THAT
MUST
NOW butter BY THE fishes
I'm crying what german company used google
translate to make these coasters
nextlevelwaterpanic:
moby-grapes:
so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester
nextlevelwaterpanic: moby-grapes: so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester
Dogs, Lazy, and Lol: 4GIFs.com
angryinkeddrunk:
ghostdaddotcx:
Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs
IM SCREAMING LOL
angryinkeddrunk: ghostdaddotcx: Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs IM SCREAMING LOL
Family, History, and Confederate: . 4h
My great grandfather on my mother's side was
a slave plantation owner (and all Confederate
pro-slavery whites), and my entire family history on
my father's side were German Nazis.
I don't think I have a single thing in any of my
lineage that I'm remotely proud of, but it's at least
interesting.
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287
3h
You're proof that two wrongs make a right
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234
So wholesome
So wholesome
Spanish, Tumblr, and Faded: WHAT IF ENGLISH WERE
PHONETICALLY
CONSISTENT?
selenityshiroi:
jonphaedrus:
queenofperv:
it-begins-with-rain:
The greatest video since “The History of Japan”
#this goes through so many stages of sounding like#the speaker has#anything from#an italian accent to a spanish accent to a german accent to a swedish accent to an icelandic accent xD#to my ears at least#aka how english would sound if it made sense like the rest of us#english can’t even blame it on ‘having a lot of vowel sounds’ cause swedish has a similar amount (or arguably more)#the difference is that swedish has a proper system and Rules#for when the letter becomes a different sound#in swedish how it’s written is what you get it’s straight forward#english is just put together with duct tape and a prayer (via @erasedcitizen2)
@patrexes
This sounds like a Welsh person taking the piss out of English for being stupid.
They would be justified.
I mean a lot of those vowel sounds did previously exist in those words and just faded from use over time. As he progresses he sounds a lot closer to Middle and Old English.
selenityshiroi: jonphaedrus: queenofperv: it-begins-with-rain: The greatest video since “The History of Japan” #this goes through so ma...
Beautiful, Tumblr, and Blog: ntique
antiqueprintsco:
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Memes, Image, and Indeed: You are witnessing the ovulation of a REAL human egg, captured just at the point of follicular rupture and release of a mature egg from the ovary. About 20% of ovulating women can actually feel ovulation, a sensation known as "Mittelschmerz". . German for "middle pain", Mittelschmerz refers to a lower abdominal or pelvic pain occurring midway through the menstrual cycle, at times localized to the point that some women can actually tell which of the two ovaries supplied the egg that month. Note that Mittelschmerz is different than and totally off-cycle from menstrual cramping. Thought to occur from the trauma of ovarian wall rupture (something we can clearly see here), the pain is indeed benign and usually lasts no more than a few hours. . Important to note though that the differential for pelvic pain is broad, and Mittelschmerz itself can unfortunately be severe 🙁; anyone with pelvic pain or with any concern should certainly see their physician for evaluation. medicine health womenshealth . Thanks to @mdhealthtips for the guest post! ⚛️ . Image: Jacqeus Donnez, "Laparoscopic observation of spontaneous human ovulation", Fertility and Sterility 2008
You are witnessing the ovulation of a REAL human egg, captured just at the point of follicular rupture and release of a mature egg from the ...
Winter, Army, and Stalin: winter
Stalin
German
army
<p>Any value in this turkish man furiously playing cards via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2uW0C04">https://ift.tt/2uW0C04</a></p>
<p>Any value in this turkish man furiously playing cards via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2uW0C04">https://ift.tt/2uW0C04</a></p>
