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scifiseries: Fire Princess and the OutcastsBy Luis Aleman(Winner of a writing contest voted on by members of VicsLab.com.)When a bounty mission takes an unexpected turn, it brings three girls together on a journey. The runaway princess with fiery red hair, Rosella, and her loyal former servant, Anneth, have escaped from their home to make there own place in the world. Backed into a corner by former mercenary Morvon, the pair of bounty hunters take in a talented young elf named Gertrude who’s always wished to travel.With a staggering bounty on the princess’ head, though, the girls soon learn that not every smiling soul has good intentions for them. Even worse, the royal family doesn’t seem to care if Rosella is returned to them all in one piece or not. Luckily, a chance meeting with an otherworldly man named Hudson may steer all the girls’ paths into a different direction then they could have ever foreseen.The fire princess and her group of outcasts just want to find their place in the world. The only problem is, those around them don’t want to let that happen. Can these travelers use their differences to survive and find their place in the world or will they be killed by bloodthirsty head hunters before that can happen?An Amazon countdown deal will be from Monday, Feb. 17, to Friday, Feb. 21 starting at 99 cents on Monday and increasing a dollar a day back up to normal price of $5.99. Please use link that leads to Amazon page and records number of clicks: getbook.at/FirePrincess : scifiseries: Fire Princess and the OutcastsBy Luis Aleman(Winner of a writing contest voted on by members of VicsLab.com.)When a bounty mission takes an unexpected turn, it brings three girls together on a journey. The runaway princess with fiery red hair, Rosella, and her loyal former servant, Anneth, have escaped from their home to make there own place in the world. Backed into a corner by former mercenary Morvon, the pair of bounty hunters take in a talented young elf named Gertrude who’s always wished to travel.With a staggering bounty on the princess’ head, though, the girls soon learn that not every smiling soul has good intentions for them. Even worse, the royal family doesn’t seem to care if Rosella is returned to them all in one piece or not. Luckily, a chance meeting with an otherworldly man named Hudson may steer all the girls’ paths into a different direction then they could have ever foreseen.The fire princess and her group of outcasts just want to find their place in the world. The only problem is, those around them don’t want to let that happen. Can these travelers use their differences to survive and find their place in the world or will they be killed by bloodthirsty head hunters before that can happen?An Amazon countdown deal will be from Monday, Feb. 17, to Friday, Feb. 21 starting at 99 cents on Monday and increasing a dollar a day back up to normal price of $5.99. Please use link that leads to Amazon page and records number of clicks: getbook.at/FirePrincess

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lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem: English Pronunciation If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90 % of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. FeOffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches,breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surp Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. plait, promise, pal. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye,I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bas. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem
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<p><a href="http://viktor-ohra.tumblr.com/post/168381932936/idealisticshoujohearts-bigmammallama5" class="tumblr_blog">viktor-ohra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://idealisticshoujohearts.tumblr.com/post/167522556449/bigmammallama5-dinuriel-i-would-read-the" class="tumblr_blog">idealisticshoujohearts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigmammallama5.tumblr.com/post/136920082448">bigmammallama5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dinuriel.tumblr.com/post/135351747182">dinuriel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>…I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen eighty-five-year-old woman who goes on epic journeys throughout a dangerous and magical land, armed only with a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles, accompanied by her six cats and a skittish-yet-devoted orderly who makes sure she takes her pills on time.</p> </blockquote> <p>Battle Granny Gertrude with Phillip and co.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1499" data-orig-width="1520"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73f7f59a5cecf716c26391142f3db4fa/tumblr_inline_o0o0ru3sks1skkwl2_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1499" data-orig-width="1520"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Ok I admit I’d read the shit out of that.</p> </blockquote> <p>The guy looks like he’d be voiced by Patrick Warburton</p> </blockquote>: Brooding YA Hero @broodingYAhero Jul 31 It's amazing how many prophecies involve teens. You'd think they'd pick more emotionally stable people, with more free time. Like grandmas. <p><a href="http://viktor-ohra.tumblr.com/post/168381932936/idealisticshoujohearts-bigmammallama5" class="tumblr_blog">viktor-ohra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://idealisticshoujohearts.tumblr.com/post/167522556449/bigmammallama5-dinuriel-i-would-read-the" class="tumblr_blog">idealisticshoujohearts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigmammallama5.tumblr.com/post/136920082448">bigmammallama5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dinuriel.tumblr.com/post/135351747182">dinuriel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>…I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen eighty-five-year-old woman who goes on epic journeys throughout a dangerous and magical land, armed only with a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles, accompanied by her six cats and a skittish-yet-devoted orderly who makes sure she takes her pills on time.</p> </blockquote> <p>Battle Granny Gertrude with Phillip and co.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1499" data-orig-width="1520"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73f7f59a5cecf716c26391142f3db4fa/tumblr_inline_o0o0ru3sks1skkwl2_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1499" data-orig-width="1520"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Ok I admit I’d read the shit out of that.</p> </blockquote> <p>The guy looks like he’d be voiced by Patrick Warburton</p> </blockquote>
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<p>The Hardest Poem Ever.</p>: 90% CANT PRONOUNCE THIS WHOLE POEM WILL YOU TRY IT? Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, h I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear in eye, your dress will tear So shall ! Oh hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery orse, and worse Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; ar, Solar, mica, war an One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, d far; ne, Mel Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, owa And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve Friend and fiend, alive and live. famous;c lamour And enamour rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, e and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific. Liberty Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover e and heaven, Leeches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor Tour, but our and succour, four Gas, alas, and Arkansas. a, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, aver, but ever, fever Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver Heron, granary, canary Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, an Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup My advice is to give up!!! <p>The Hardest Poem Ever.</p>
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The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it. luminousalicorn: "Name?" "Trudy C" "Is that a nickname? Ineed your full name." Gertrude Chau," "Favorite mythical creature?" "Unicorns" "do you have a second favorite?" Mermaids?" "I can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say you got here?" "I looked under my bed for monsters and fell." Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing? "We just moved and - "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or other?" what does resentment mean?" "It means you're mad that they were taken away." "That one." "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger, magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?" "I only get one?" "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form 37-J Pl just take the magic wand." "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy- summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp, check, peeling of carbon paper."This is your copy. Next!" Tags: I love it, make it happen The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children

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The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it. "Name? Trudy C- "Is that a nickname?I need vour full name." ..Gertrude Chau." "Favorite mythical creature? "Unicorns. ".do vou have a second favorite?" Mermaids?" "l can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say you got here?" " looked under my bed for monsters and fell. Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing?" We just moved and -" "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or other? "what does resentment mean? "It means you're mad that they were taken away." "That one." "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger, magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?" "I only get one?" "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form 37-J- "Tll just take the magic wand. "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp check, peeling of carbon paper. "This is your copy. Next!" Tags: I love it, make it happen The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children

The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children

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