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The virgin studying to "Lo-Fi Hip Hop radio - Beats to relax/study to" VS the CHAD studying to Merzbow "Pulse Demon": THE VIRGIN STUDYING TO "LO-FI HIP HOP RADIO- BEATS TO RELAX/STUDY TO" THE CHAD STUDYING TO MERZBOW "PULSE DEMON" SOUNDS LIKE A KID FUCKING RANDOM NOISE OF WATER AROUND THE VOLUME OF OVERDONE TRAP FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS THE FIRST TIME YOU LISTEN, TO IT THROUGH OUT A STATIC TV BEATS IS AN 1H30 LONG DOESN'T HAVE AN ENDING SO EXPERIMENTAL AND AVANT-GARDE, PEOPLE DEBATE WEITHER IT IS ACTUALLY MUSIC NOT EXPERIMENTAL AT ALL, NOBODY LISTENS TO IT VERY TYPICAL STUFF OUTSIDE OF STUDYING EAR MASOCHISTE PROBABLY MADE BY SOME IT IS JUST A SINGLE AND INDIE RANDOM DUDE THAT ISN'T CONTINUING ENDLESS MADE BY A JAPANESE MUSIC NERD EVEN JAPANESE SONG ON LOOP (BORING) MADMAN LISTENS TO IT IS NEVER BORING DESPITE BEING ESSENTIALLY WHITE NOISE FOR 1H30 ISN'T IN ALBUM FORM IS A WELL KNOWN ALBUM IN THE TOO CHILL AND RELAX TO HELP INDIE COMMUNITY YOU CONCENTRATE NO REPLAY VALUE CAN PLAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND FIND SUBTLE VARIATIONS IN THE FEELS LIKE YOU DID A LINE OF COKE WHILE HAVING A SEIZURE MIXING FUCKING WEEB REALLY POPULAR MUSIC NERD SHIT JUST BECOMES SUPER UNDERGROUND SO NOISY YOU WON'T HAVE SPACE IN YOUR HEAD TO THINK OF OTHER BACKGROUND DOESN'T REALLY STIMULATE NOISES AND YOU CAN EASILY THE BRAIN FOR MORE TURNS YOUR STUFF ACTIVITY BRAIN INTO GET DISTRACTED RELIES ON A ANIME GIRL THE COVER IS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION SCRAMBLE EGGS The virgin studying to "Lo-Fi Hip Hop radio - Beats to relax/study to" VS the CHAD studying to Merzbow "Pulse Demon"
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Top review for an axe: Verified Purchase Size: 36-Inch Maul Great for wood splitting and transporting to alternate realities I had a 60' pin oak in my front yard die, so I had to have it taken down. I politely requested the tree guys to leave the wood since I have wood burning fireplace. They left it in rounds, and I needed to split it. The box arrived and it had some obvious heft. When I removed it from the box, the first thing I noticed was that my polo shirt turned into a red flannel and I immediately grew a full, lush beard. I'll be quite honest - I was not expecting that. I take it outside to get started, and notice the steam of my breath cloud my view of the mountains. This was a bit confusing, mainly because I don't live anywhere near mountains and it was the middle of August. But I didn't have time to get distracted; there is wood to be split. I set up the first round, get into a good stance, raised the maul over my head and brought that mother down. Oh my sweet lord, how satisfying the loud crack, followed by two thumps as the two freshly split logs fall to the soft earth. I pulled a red bandana from my pocket to wipe the sweat from my brow (I don't even own a bandana), and bring the maul up to rest on my shoulder. Out of nowhere, a red-tail hawk comes screaming down from the sky and perches on the blade, right next to my head. I'm too terrified to move. After what seems like an eternity of uncomfortable, terrifying silence, the hawk looks me dead in the eye and said "Nice swing, brah". It flies off toward the sun setting behind the mountains. I come back inside, and my beard is gone. My shirt is back to normal. I look out the window to see a boring flat horizon. Just then my wife comes running over visibly upset, and said "sweet Jesus are you OK? There was a hawk like 4 inches from your face for two whole minutes and you just stood there staring at it like an idiot!!" So anyway, the maul works great. 1,208 people found this helpful Top review for an axe

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