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anicecoldbath: molothoo: thatpettyblackgirl: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Took a peek at his profile for fun and I- of course he has MAGA in his bio lmao And always with the same avatar… They fucking love those sunglasses having his pronouns listed at the end knocked the breath out of me It’s hilarious that guys like this think it’s anyone’s fault other than their own that no woman wants to go out with them : Tweet Sean McCarthy @SeanMick69 Replying to @holy_schnitt Maybe if you'd respect yourself and not wave your tits and ass around men would respect you too! And try not wearing makeup sometime like a natural look 1:05 AM Jul 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt does every ugly white guy have this exact response copy pasted from shared "I never get pussy support group" google doc Sean McCarthy @SeanMick69. 11h Replying to @holy_schnitt Maybe if you'd respect yourself and not wave your tits and ass around men would respect you too! And try not wearing makeup sometime we like a natural look 1:14 AM Jul 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Likes 1.8K Retweets anicecoldbath: molothoo: thatpettyblackgirl: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Took a peek at his profile for fun and I- of course he has MAGA in his bio lmao And always with the same avatar… They fucking love those sunglasses having his pronouns listed at the end knocked the breath out of me It’s hilarious that guys like this think it’s anyone’s fault other than their own that no woman wants to go out with them
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I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.: me when my pet does literally anything I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148292213089">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upperstory.tumblr.com/post/148277536798">upperstory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148264286804">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-) </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG0qw2oD1w1G_t4H4TK18Uw">@googlebus</a> women don’t contour so we can have sex with males. We do it because we feel fucking fabulous and it takes a surreal amount of skill and time why the fuck would we waste it getting all smeared up on the sheets when an incompetent male feminist cums too early and inadvertently ends up splashing us with a facial. This is not directed at you, googlebus, specifically but at all the misguided male feminists who think because they have a penis and they identify as feminists either to get pussy or to feel righteous that they have any right to an opinion about a woman’s body. Unless you’re actually a female identifying entity satirizing a male feminist in which case I’m sorry for my words and lack of ability to read sarcasm. In short, fuck you to all the male feminists who think any of us ladies give a flying fuck what you think about our contouring you DO NOT GET A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU PREFER A NAKED FACE YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE JUST THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF THE FEDORA WEARING “NICE GUY”.</p> </blockquote> <p>is the dragon single?</p> </blockquote> <p>Person: &ldquo;makes a joke about dating a Pokémon&rdquo;<br/>Tumblr feminist: *kicks down door* NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND YOU PROBLEMATIC FEDORA WEARING SHITLORD!!!!! </p><p>This is why we can&rsquo;t have nice things.</p>: before vs. after she contours <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148292213089">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upperstory.tumblr.com/post/148277536798">upperstory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148264286804">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-) </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG0qw2oD1w1G_t4H4TK18Uw">@googlebus</a> women don’t contour so we can have sex with males. We do it because we feel fucking fabulous and it takes a surreal amount of skill and time why the fuck would we waste it getting all smeared up on the sheets when an incompetent male feminist cums too early and inadvertently ends up splashing us with a facial. This is not directed at you, googlebus, specifically but at all the misguided male feminists who think because they have a penis and they identify as feminists either to get pussy or to feel righteous that they have any right to an opinion about a woman’s body. Unless you’re actually a female identifying entity satirizing a male feminist in which case I’m sorry for my words and lack of ability to read sarcasm. In short, fuck you to all the male feminists who think any of us ladies give a flying fuck what you think about our contouring you DO NOT GET A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU PREFER A NAKED FACE YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE JUST THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF THE FEDORA WEARING “NICE GUY”.</p> </blockquote> <p>is the dragon single?</p> </blockquote> <p>Person: &ldquo;makes a joke about dating a Pokémon&rdquo;<br/>Tumblr feminist: *kicks down door* NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND YOU PROBLEMATIC FEDORA WEARING SHITLORD!!!!! </p><p>This is why we can&rsquo;t have nice things.</p>
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