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        Crazy, Disney, and Family: 1 hr
 4/10/19 Where do l even start!? Today has
 been a month + in the making and it was such
 an incredibly special and fun day! Cancer has
 taken and continues to take so much from
 Trinity and our family, so we try to think outside
 of the box to come up with super fun, once in a
 lifetime things to do, see, or go to. I orginally
 reached out to Ink Wolves with an idea, not
 sure if they would even reply, and if they did
 reply I wasn't sure if they would think I was
 crazy! To my delight they jumped right into this
 crazy idea with me! I wanted to let Trinity get
 some "tattoos" because she loves the ones her
 daddy has. Ink Wolves took it upon themselves
 to get Tattoo markers, practice with them, have
 2 artists come in on their day off, have snacks,
 and even jam out to Disney music for over 4
 hours with a 3 year old who is fighting cancer,
 all while making sure Trinity had the BEST day!
 Never in a million years did I ever think I would
 take my 3 year old toddler to a tattoo shop, and
 never in a million years did I think that her and I
 would get our first tattoos together! But let me
 tell you I am SO thankful that we took a big
 jump out of the box and just "went for it"
 because we all had the BEST DAY TODAY!!!!!
 Thank you again Ink Wolves team! Many more
 pictures to come! #Trinitytough
 #WeFightTogether
 uesseu
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Trinity is a 3 year old girl that got diagnosed with Neuroblastoma cancer in July 2018. This week a tattoo shop, gave her and her mom an unforgettable experience by giving them their own person 4 hour “tattoo session”.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Crazy, Disney, and Family: 1 hr
 4/10/19 Where do l even start!? Today has
 been a month + in the making and it was such
 an incredibly special and fun day! Cancer has
 taken and continues to take so much from
 Trinity and our family, so we try to think outside
 of the box to come up with super fun, once in a
 lifetime things to do, see, or go to. I orginally
 reached out to Ink Wolves with an idea, not
 sure if they would even reply, and if they did
 reply I wasn't sure if they would think I was
 crazy! To my delight they jumped right into this
 crazy idea with me! I wanted to let Trinity get
 some "tattoos" because she loves the ones her
 daddy has. Ink Wolves took it upon themselves
 to get Tattoo markers, practice with them, have
 2 artists come in on their day off, have snacks,
 and even jam out to Disney music for over 4
 hours with a 3 year old who is fighting cancer,
 all while making sure Trinity had the BEST day!
 Never in a million years did I ever think I would
 take my 3 year old toddler to a tattoo shop, and
 never in a million years did I think that her and I
 would get our first tattoos together! But let me
 tell you I am SO thankful that we took a big
 jump out of the box and just "went for it"
 because we all had the BEST DAY TODAY!!!!!
 Thank you again Ink Wolves team! Many more
 pictures to come! #Trinitytough
 #WeFightTogether
 uesseu
 he wrong
Trinity is a 3 year old girl that got diagnosed with Neuroblastoma cancer in July 2018. This week a tattoo shop, gave her and her mom an unforgettable experience by giving them their own person 4 hour “tattoo session”.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Beautiful, Target, and Tumblr: animalrates:This is Oakley. He got you some flowers. Really hopes you like the colour yellow. If not, he will get some others. 13/10 they’re beautiful; just like you, Oakley.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Beautiful, Target, and Tumblr: animalrates:This is Oakley. He got you some flowers. Really hopes you like the colour yellow. If not, he will get some others. 13/10 they’re beautiful; just like you, Oakley.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Apparently, Confused, and Family: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower
 Routine
 NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013
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 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for
rubitrightintomyeyes:
theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath  Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.



        

            
            

                
                
                    Apparently, Confused, and Family: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower
 Routine
 NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013
 23
 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for
rubitrightintomyeyes:
theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath  Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.



                    
                
            

            
                
                
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Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full exte...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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