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Anaconda, Beer, and Bless Up: This is Ralph. It's his first time out in public. 11/10 good boy Reddit u/aaronr93 @DrSmashlove A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u canโ€™t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Brothers coffee, 2 lb. bag, $17.99. This isht right HERE, bruv? This is one of them joints that pay for the membership itself. Do me a favor and go to whole food. A 12 ounce bag run u $12.99. Here go THIRTY TWO OUNCES for $17.99. I feel like I won the lotto every time I buy this. U will need a grinder but thatโ€™s light work - TREAT YOSELF. (2) Ito En sencha and matcha tea bags. You get 100 wrapped tea bags. Brew the sencha and then add milk and honey and then empty the matcha from the bag on top. BLAM. U a barista now. Have a lil lady over like โ€œaye baby u want a fresh ground Two Brothers latte - itโ€™s a local beer brewery that happens to make killer coffee - or do u want a green tea latte made with the realeast authentic green tea from Japan?โ€ She gon look at u and a single tear will form in her eye. He ex used to drag her a$$ to Starbucks, order a $5 drink, and then pat his own body down like he the police and make HER pay for HIS coffee talmbout โ€œI forgot my wallet baby Iโ€™ll get you next.โ€ Now YOU hand-crafting her morning beverage from scratch. You upgrading HER off of that COSTCO flex. JEW HEARD!! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ (3) MyMo mochi balls (18 pcs). One tray has six - perfect for Netflix and chill at the end of a long week. โ€œBut smash, thatโ€™s only three mochis per person(?) My girl like to eat.โ€ BIH. I SHARE MY COFFEE + TEA. NOT MY MOCHI. I NETFLIX AND CHILL MYSELF AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT. SHE GOTTA GET HER OWN โ€œoush creamโ€ *michelle tanner from full house voice* FAWKUMEAN ๐Ÿ˜‚. (4) Siggiโ€™s yogurt. Siggiโ€™s is made the Iceland way. Like the Cheeto said, โ€œwhy canโ€™t we get more immigrants from countries like Norway?โ€ BECAUSE U BRAINDEAD MORON THEY DONT WANNA COME TO THIS SH!THOLE COUNTRY THAT ELECTED YOU ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is natural skyr yogurt that taste sweet + wondrous like the Nani of a comely, tall blond Icelandic woman wearing only fur boots, whispering sweet nothings in your ear that vaguely sound German but mostly like gibberish. Now u too can COSTCO flex. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u canโ€™t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Bro...

Comfortable, Friends, and Memes: If Your Friend Talks About Your Other Friends, Best Believe She's Talking About You As We@balleralert Read more: www.balleralert.com If Your Friend Talks About Your Other Friends, Best Believe She's Talking About You As Well- blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € I'm going to keep dropping these jewels my mother gave me. Listen, "If A dog will bring a bone, he'll carry one.โ€ It sounds like gibberish, but it's the truth. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you have a homegirl running around telling all of her other homegirl's business, best believe your business is out in these streets as well. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If she is always bringing gossip to you about what her coworkers said or how person XYZ said this about you, she's reporting back to them with what you say and during both instances she is adding her two cents. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The real concern isn't why these people are talking about you, but why are they comfortable enough to talk negatively about you in front of your friend.

If Your Friend Talks About Your Other Friends, Best Believe She's Talking About You As Well- blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €...

Af, Bitch, and Drinking: When you take 4 shots and dont feel anything, so you take 3 more and they all hit you at once Nothing had me more fucked up then when I got drunk for the first time. I'm not a drinker. I'm at this house party with my bro Omari. There was some girls playing drinking games. Shit look easy. First off the liquor look like water so it must be light work. I took my first shot and my whole chest felt like the fire nation was causing havoc. The burning sensation went away. Wow this how being drunk feels? I took more shots than Kobe. I go to the bathroom to check my self out. 2 seconds later my whole life changed. It was like getting hit with a tekken combo. Life it self was beginning to lag. I shouted my homie name. Every single syllable, pronunciation and sound that came out my mouth was straight gibberish. I needed sub titles. I'm all the way fucked up. My whole body symmetry shifted. I took one step and couldn't feel the ground. My next step I came down hard af. My little ACL evaporated to dust. I pulled a Paul George. I'm Yelling "man down, man down" niggas wasn't paying me no mind. Matter fact the Dj turned the music up. Unforgettable by French was playing and you know New York niqqas wanna clap it out every where they go. Everybody getting lit to the beat while I'm in last stand behind the bathroom door. My nigga Omari ain't check on me once. One bitch got so drunk she took a shit in the bathtub next to me instead of getting help. People who drink a different breed. I died that faithful night. I'm writing this from heavens gates.

Nothing had me more fucked up then when I got drunk for the first time. I'm not a drinker. I'm at this house party with my bro Omari. There ...