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Being Alone, Ass, and Christmas: ahahahah wow nice way to turn the story into no i wont get over it because you were a something sinister when it was nothing Like Reply 23 2 hrs Okay so really wanna know truthfully why she was so harsh to me the other day when has deleted me of here so could someone tag her because i complete cunt kicking me out like that when i did nothing wrong PLUS ur sitting here complaining about me but your the one that invited me so get your head out of your ass and stop playing victim Like Reply 24 hrs i came to her house and kicked me out like a sack of garbage when i was u were stealing her underwear dude, kind enough to help set up her computer? last time i do anything fucking nice for anyone, thats for sure that's creepy asf Like ReplyO:D 36 2 hrs Don't be such a dickhead, you wrote this was checking her sizes so I knew what status and decided to make it public for everyone to see, if someone doesn't agree with you then don't be a pussy Like Reply - 19 4 hrs rLike Comment size of stuff to buy her for christmas, yeah maybe it looked like more than it was but i did it with good intentions, every1 has to make kindness out to be something gross and perverted these days Like Reply D11 1 hr - Edited Right this will probs be a long as hell paragraph but ill tll you all what really happened since this freak is completely oblivious. I had a status on my fb last week asking for help to set up my new PC cause i'm shit with technology and i knew i'd probably mess/break something. He messaged me saying he'd help and i was like okay cool that's fine, and i gave him a day and a time to come round at when i wasn't working (and compared to what he probably thought, it was nothing more than me asking for help to set up something, nothing more and since i knew him from school i felt comfortable) He came over and everything was fine and i went downstairs to feed my dog quickly, I come back up and there he is neck deep in my fucking underwear drawer, he made up some bs reason why he was hoaking through it (bare in mind he had a bra half shoved in his hoodie so yes, i kicked you out because you're a creepy asshole who clearly can't be trusted to do a simple task and just be friends and not invade peoples personal stuff. I could have easily called the police on you because I was so creeped out but i didn't. So be lucky that you just got kicked the fuck out instead of something more. Now leave me alone, delete this and get help. Like Reply : 98 3 hrs Like Reply O35 hrs you've just made it even worse great 15 5 hrs Like ReplyO5 21 1 hr Like Reply Write a reply.. G What happened? lol 4-5 hrs Like Reply Like Reply O1 5 hrs she's already tagged dw Like Reply O 2 5 hrs Write a reply GIF Could you have not messaged me privately instead of this? Like Reply 17-5 hrs Write a reply GIP Also, i deleted you because you're a massive weirdo. I'm actually questioning why i didn't block you instead, you've gone way too far and you're creeping me out now. Between the whatsapp messages, instagram, and now this. Seriously just accept that what you did was disgusting and get shits going down Like Reply0 29 3 hrs over it Like ReplyO:D 29 4 hrs am disgusted. Like Reply 56 2 hrs Kicked out for setting up her computer
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Definitely, Fake, and God: August 3 at 1:32 PM - I need a new restaurant name. Half the time I say Shepard, they ask me how to spell it. When I say KJ, I get AJ. When I say get King Henry the Fourth. 34 Comments Like Share Comment Nf I'm choosing a fake restaurant name, I may as well choose a unique one so my order doesn't get mixed up. It just can't be so unique that teenagers don't know how to spell it. I THOUGHT Shepard threaded that needle perfectly. I guess I overestimated people Like Reply 2d Edited Hmm. Dunno then. I'd say pull from more of your favorite characters, but even then, they might still ask how to spell it. Like Reply 2d Going to try Joel next Like Reply 2d You might have to clarify between Joe and Joel. I have to spell out my name so they don't think it's Max. Like Reply 2d god damn it. Like Reply 2d Give it a shot, though. I could be wron about that. I've never used the name Like Reply 2d You should go by Luigi. Everyone knows the name but no one actually has it Like Reply 2d true, and it doesn't sound like any other names. I might still get spelling requests, though Like Reply 2d Look I just want to be there when someone goes around calling out for Luigi, that's all I ask Like Reply 2d that's-a me! 1 Like Reply 2d Write a reply.. O GIP This isn't going to make you feel any better but the other day someone genuinely thought said "Zam". Like Reply 2d yeah, choosing a name is a and wrong hopeless endeavor if they're getting. 2 Like Reply 2d How about...? Like Reply 2d 2 ^ Hide 11 Replies lf someone can't spell "Spike," they need to go back to 2nd grade. Like Reply 2d have to second this Like Reply 2d l've always liked Jet more, to be honest. And an actual name that sounds less like my parents tried really hard to pick a cool name. Uh hey. My name is Cloud Strife. Like Reply 2d Like Reply 2d they don't need to know that the character's last name is "Black" Like Reply 2d l think they both have the air of sunglasses kid, but Jet is definitely not as heavy. Like Reply 2d Just watch, though. They'll spell it Jett. Like Reply 2d don't care how they spell it, as long as they don't ask me how and call it out right Like Reply 2d Jet trial run failed = Like Reply 3h guess it's time to use "Luigi." Like Reply 3h LOL eply 2h Write a reply just suggested T-Bone. I'm like... WTF LMAO OF COURSE Like Reply 17m My 6 year old niece caught me quoting Seinfeld, saying "Look at George, givin' it to T-Bone", and just went "Your name should be T-Bone." Like Reply 13m Edited I have an uncommon name, so I use a fake name in restaurants to make things easier. My six year old niece outsmarted five grown adults.

I have an uncommon name, so I use a fake name in restaurants to make things easier. My six year old niece outsmarted five grown adults.

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