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Bless Up, Drake, and Empire: The face my dog makes at my girlfriend when we cuddle Reddit u/Dancisco23 @DrSmashlove THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY WITH REASONABLY ABOVE-AVERAGE DIH THAT ALL THE LADIES WITH ANY MODICUM OF GOOD SENSE DISCARDED AND BLOCKED. THIS IS THE PHASE IN HER LIFE WHEN SHE POST ANCIENT, XEROXED-LOOKING DRAKE-RIHANNA MEMES WITH CAPTIONS LIKE โ€œwhen you meet your soulmate and you just KNOW โ˜บ๏ธโ€ OR โ€œwhen you just VIBE ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€ OR โ€œwhen he cuts off all his side pieces for you โ˜บ๏ธโ€ WITH A TAG TO HER TRASHMANโ€™S PAGE AND HIS PAGE ALWAYS PRIVATE AND HE WEARING SUNGLASSES LIKE HE HIDING FROM THE LAW AND HIS BIO ALWAYS SAY SUM LIKE: โ€œMaverick | CEO | Building an empire ๐Ÿฐ | Jacksonville โ˜€๏ธโ€ AND SOME FAUX BIBLICAL-SOUNDING QUOTE THAT AINT EEN MAKE SENSE LIKE โ€œA KING is someone who rules in the place of GOD upon the Earthโ€ AND ALSO A VAGUELY-WORDED SOLICITATION THAT IMPLIES THAT HE MIGHT BE A PIMP OR A PONZI SCHEMER OR BOTH: โ€œlooking for BUSINESS PARTNERS who want to be their OWN BOSSES: contact BigDerrick69@hotmail.comโ€. NOT PICTURED: THE FROWN TWO YEARS LATER WHEN HER CREDIT IS WRECKED, ALL THE CASH AND CREDIT CARDS IS MISSING OUT HER PURSE, HER NISSAN MAXIMA WAS REPORTED CRASHED, AND SHE GOT TWO (2) BABY MAVERICKS THAT LOOK IDENTICAL TO THEY DADDY - YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE - BLESS UP ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Drake, and Empire: The face my dog makes at my girlfriend
 when we cuddle
 Reddit u/Dancisco23
 @DrSmashlove
THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY WITH REASONABLY ABOVE-AVERAGE DIH THAT ALL THE LADIES WITH ANY MODICUM OF GOOD SENSE DISCARDED AND BLOCKED. THIS IS THE PHASE IN HER LIFE WHEN SHE POST ANCIENT, XEROXED-LOOKING DRAKE-RIHANNA MEMES WITH CAPTIONS LIKE โ€œwhen you meet your soulmate and you just KNOW โ˜บ๏ธโ€ OR โ€œwhen you just VIBE ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€ OR โ€œwhen he cuts off all his side pieces for you โ˜บ๏ธโ€ WITH A TAG TO HER TRASHMANโ€™S PAGE AND HIS PAGE ALWAYS PRIVATE AND HE WEARING SUNGLASSES LIKE HE HIDING FROM THE LAW AND HIS BIO ALWAYS SAY SUM LIKE: โ€œMaverick | CEO | Building an empire ๐Ÿฐ | Jacksonville โ˜€๏ธโ€ AND SOME FAUX BIBLICAL-SOUNDING QUOTE THAT AINT EEN MAKE SENSE LIKE โ€œA KING is someone who rules in the place of GOD upon the Earthโ€ AND ALSO A VAGUELY-WORDED SOLICITATION THAT IMPLIES THAT HE MIGHT BE A PIMP OR A PONZI SCHEMER OR BOTH: โ€œlooking for BUSINESS PARTNERS who want to be their OWN BOSSES: contact BigDerrick69@hotmail.comโ€. NOT PICTURED: THE FROWN TWO YEARS LATER WHEN HER CREDIT IS WRECKED, ALL THE CASH AND CREDIT CARDS IS MISSING OUT HER PURSE, HER NISSAN MAXIMA WAS REPORTED CRASHED, AND SHE GOT TWO (2) BABY MAVERICKS THAT LOOK IDENTICAL TO THEY DADDY - YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE - BLESS UP ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY W...

Af, Basketball, and Bless Up: My girlfriend made me go with her to the flower shop. Wasn't thrilled until this dude showed up and sat in front of me. Reddit u/carl gordon jenkins @DrSmashlove Yโ€™all know I donโ€™t really obsess over sports but last night I seent a miracle. Vikings were losing to the Saints with 10 seconds left. A lot was riding on this game because the winner would go to the NFC Championship. Everyone thought the Saints had it in the bag. Case Keenum, the QB for the Vikings, throws a pass and itโ€™s caught by a young brother named Stefon Diggs. When Diggs gets the ball, itโ€™s five seconds left. In this situation, the receiver (Diggs) is suppose to immeejally run out of bounds so the Vikings could kick a field goal. Keenum yells โ€œGET OUT OF BOUNDS!โ€ Coach Mike Zimmer - only yards away - is yelling at Diggs: โ€œGET OUT OF BOUNDS!โ€ Saints safety Marcus Williams came in at four seconds left to take out Diggs - a fraction of a second after the catch - and ... he misses. If he had connected, and Diggs had fallen, game over. But God had another plan. Diggs landed clean AF, turnt around, and ran in for a touchdown. This was the first time in NFL history that a playoff game ended on a game winning touchdown as time expired. Thatโ€™s not a typo - what Diggs did has never happened, ever. Plainly, the young brother made history. In the post game interview, Diggs said: โ€œall I can say is, give it to God. Because without him, nothing is possible and I wouldnโ€™t be here so...DAMN THAT SH!T FEEL GOOD!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Before I continue let me provide a little background on Diggsโ€™ life. Diggsโ€™ father Aron was a former basketball player. Aron signed his son up for football at the ripe age of five and mentored him to become the best player in the state of Maryland and the second best in his position nationwide. But Aron never even seen his son play high school football because he died when Diggs was 14. Since then, Diggs has assumed the role of a father figure to both of his brothers, Trevon and Darez. Diggs himself lost his father figure but he still stepped up. Because he had to. Because that was Godโ€™s plan. Sometimes on the way to realizing Godโ€™s blessings, you endure hardship. I believe that these tests prepare u for the blessing. Minneapolis stand up. Maryland stand up. All of those who give it to God when we chalk up a win stand up! Bless up โค๏ธ
Af, Basketball, and Bless Up: My girlfriend made me go with her to the
 flower shop. Wasn't thrilled until this dude
 showed up and sat in front of me.
 Reddit u/carl gordon jenkins
 @DrSmashlove
Yโ€™all know I donโ€™t really obsess over sports but last night I seent a miracle. Vikings were losing to the Saints with 10 seconds left. A lot was riding on this game because the winner would go to the NFC Championship. Everyone thought the Saints had it in the bag. Case Keenum, the QB for the Vikings, throws a pass and itโ€™s caught by a young brother named Stefon Diggs. When Diggs gets the ball, itโ€™s five seconds left. In this situation, the receiver (Diggs) is suppose to immeejally run out of bounds so the Vikings could kick a field goal. Keenum yells โ€œGET OUT OF BOUNDS!โ€ Coach Mike Zimmer - only yards away - is yelling at Diggs: โ€œGET OUT OF BOUNDS!โ€ Saints safety Marcus Williams came in at four seconds left to take out Diggs - a fraction of a second after the catch - and ... he misses. If he had connected, and Diggs had fallen, game over. But God had another plan. Diggs landed clean AF, turnt around, and ran in for a touchdown. This was the first time in NFL history that a playoff game ended on a game winning touchdown as time expired. Thatโ€™s not a typo - what Diggs did has never happened, ever. Plainly, the young brother made history. In the post game interview, Diggs said: โ€œall I can say is, give it to God. Because without him, nothing is possible and I wouldnโ€™t be here so...DAMN THAT SH!T FEEL GOOD!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Before I continue let me provide a little background on Diggsโ€™ life. Diggsโ€™ father Aron was a former basketball player. Aron signed his son up for football at the ripe age of five and mentored him to become the best player in the state of Maryland and the second best in his position nationwide. But Aron never even seen his son play high school football because he died when Diggs was 14. Since then, Diggs has assumed the role of a father figure to both of his brothers, Trevon and Darez. Diggs himself lost his father figure but he still stepped up. Because he had to. Because that was Godโ€™s plan. Sometimes on the way to realizing Godโ€™s blessings, you endure hardship. I believe that these tests prepare u for the blessing. Minneapolis stand up. Maryland stand up. All of those who give it to God when we chalk up a win stand up! Bless up โค๏ธ

Yโ€™all know I donโ€™t really obsess over sports but last night I seent a miracle. Vikings were losing to the Saints with 10 seconds left. A lot...

Girls, Memes, and Money: WHEN YOUR GIRL ASK YOU FOR MONEY T- Girls always asking for money shit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– FOLLOW: @careyboy152 @yanira_pache @patdlucky @__jasmyn โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– TAG A GIRLFRIEND THAT RELATES ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Girls, Memes, and Money: WHEN YOUR GIRL ASK
 YOU FOR MONEY
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Girls always asking for money shit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– FOLLOW: @careyboy152 @yanira_pache @patdlucky @__jasmyn โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– TAG A GIRLFRIEND THAT RELATES ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Girls always asking for money shit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– FOLLOW: @careyboy152 @yanira_pache @patdlucky @__jasmyn โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– TAG...

Fresh, Jordan Peele, and Memes: Tracy Morgan Returns to Television in an All-New Comedy Series, 'The Last O.G.', Alongside Tiffany Haddish and Cedric the Entertainer @balleralert Tracy Morgan Returns to Television in an All-New Comedy Series, โ€˜The Last O.G.โ€™, Alongside Tiffany Haddish and Cedric the Entertainer - blogged by: @ashleytearra โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After being delayed from its initial premiere date last year, the Tracy Morgan-led comedy series, โ€˜The Last O.G.โ€™, is finally happening. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Created by Jordan Peele and John Carcieri, the awaited thirty-minute-long sitcom follows Tray (Morgan), an ex-con whoโ€™s struggling with learning how to adjust to the modern-day society after spending fifteen years in prison. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Fresh out of the pen, Tray returns to his โ€œnewly-gentrifiedโ€ Brooklyn stomping grounds, but he quickly realizes that the hood isnโ€™t the only thing that has changed; the people in it have, too. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € He discovers that his former girlfriend, Shay (Tiffany Haddish), has up and married a wealthy white man, whoโ€™s also helping raise the set of twins who he never knew that he had. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Overwhelmed by the newfound responsibilities, but also wanting to step up and fill the shoes that he never had the chance to fillโ€ฆ as a father, Tray reverts back to the old ways that he often used to survive behind bars in an attempt to make ends meet. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Cedric the Entertainer stars as the manager of the halfway house that Tray temporarily stays at, while rising actors Taylor Mosby and Dante Hoagland will portray the twins. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€˜The Last O.G.โ€™ is executive produced by Morgan, alongside Peele, Carcieri, Eric and Kim Tannenbaum, and Joel Zadak. It is set to premiere on April 3rd at 10:30 p.m. EST, exclusively on TBS. Are you here for this?
Fresh, Jordan Peele, and Memes: Tracy Morgan Returns to Television in
 an All-New Comedy Series, 'The Last
 O.G.', Alongside Tiffany Haddish and
 Cedric the Entertainer
 @balleralert
Tracy Morgan Returns to Television in an All-New Comedy Series, โ€˜The Last O.G.โ€™, Alongside Tiffany Haddish and Cedric the Entertainer - blogged by: @ashleytearra โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After being delayed from its initial premiere date last year, the Tracy Morgan-led comedy series, โ€˜The Last O.G.โ€™, is finally happening. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Created by Jordan Peele and John Carcieri, the awaited thirty-minute-long sitcom follows Tray (Morgan), an ex-con whoโ€™s struggling with learning how to adjust to the modern-day society after spending fifteen years in prison. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Fresh out of the pen, Tray returns to his โ€œnewly-gentrifiedโ€ Brooklyn stomping grounds, but he quickly realizes that the hood isnโ€™t the only thing that has changed; the people in it have, too. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € He discovers that his former girlfriend, Shay (Tiffany Haddish), has up and married a wealthy white man, whoโ€™s also helping raise the set of twins who he never knew that he had. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Overwhelmed by the newfound responsibilities, but also wanting to step up and fill the shoes that he never had the chance to fillโ€ฆ as a father, Tray reverts back to the old ways that he often used to survive behind bars in an attempt to make ends meet. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Cedric the Entertainer stars as the manager of the halfway house that Tray temporarily stays at, while rising actors Taylor Mosby and Dante Hoagland will portray the twins. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€˜The Last O.G.โ€™ is executive produced by Morgan, alongside Peele, Carcieri, Eric and Kim Tannenbaum, and Joel Zadak. It is set to premiere on April 3rd at 10:30 p.m. EST, exclusively on TBS. Are you here for this?

Tracy Morgan Returns to Television in an All-New Comedy Series, โ€˜The Last O.G.โ€™, Alongside Tiffany Haddish and Cedric the Entertainer - blog...