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She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages: AT&T LTE 11:21 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/11/18 Woah in your second pic is that a Whirlpool 27" white commercial top-load washer?! If it's Maytag it's a dealbreaker. Sun, Feb 11, 10:29 PM Oh yeah that baby is all Whirlpool. Streamlined heavy- gauge steel front panel watertight triple-lip seal, and a deep-water wash system for vigorous cleaning action Honestly after experiencing high performance like that I wouldn't touch Maytag with a 10 foot pole Ooh yeah talk clean to me I would but that's too much pressure (specifically 116 pounds per square inch) Alright so if you had to rate the washer on a scale from 000)-000-0000 to 999)-999-9999? Sun, Feb 11, 11:32 PM Haha! Real smooth. But I prefer to get to know a guy a little better before I give out my washer ratings. They're worth a lot. How do I know you're not just a whistleblower for Maytag? I'm offended that you'd even suggest such a thing! But I feel ya hahah Then let's switch gears, how was your weekend? I've really gotta sleep now haha, I have an early morning tomorrow but I think I can trust you with my washer rating now But I swear if I ever see this on sears.com as an official review of Whirlpool I'li fight you Sent Woah that's dope! Yeah I gotta head to bed too but def wanna hear about your experience teaching English sometime Thanks for the rating, don't worry, I'll keep your love of whirlpool washers between us Good night! Type a message Send She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages

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filipinawitch: purple-monster-baby: geneticcardio: orion-rising: Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed. At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please. Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything! My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police. She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story. She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation: Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work. Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?” If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer. If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area. Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence. The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk. You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed. I know I joked on this post before but seriously If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission. Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time : @jaggies At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes another employee, says she's his niece, and asks when she'll be there. The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in at 7!" Don't do this. 8/6/18, 7:46 PM 35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes filipinawitch: purple-monster-baby: geneticcardio: orion-rising: Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed. At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please. Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything! My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police. She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story. She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation: Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work. Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?” If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer. If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area. Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence. The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk. You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed. I know I joked on this post before but seriously If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission. Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time
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The Holy Water Monopoly: Monique Thebo the catholic church artificially inflates the scarcity of holy water, for they can bless an entire aquifer, but refuse to, for they do not care about the banishment of demons but the power they hold by maintaininga monopoly on holy water 1:20 PM-6 May 2018 3 Retweets 7 Likes follow for more sick burns against the catholic church https://twitter.com/grapholect volnixshin We need an anarchist priest to go rogue and bless the entire ocean the-lincolnshire-poacher The actual limit is that a priest can only bless water that they can see. Also blessing the ocean is inadvisable because then you'd have holy water full of fish shit which is seen as being kind of disrespectful to the concept of holy water. Also-also they don't "artificially inflate" the scarcity of holy water because... it's free? You're not supposed to accept money for it at all ever? If there's a priest out there selling holy water, that's against the rules justsomeantifas SOUNDS LIKE CONVENIENT BIG CATHOLIC PROPAGANDA moonlandingwasfaked pure water" is more desirable but in "desperate situations where a priest is unavailable" anyone can make holy water envizib Tbh I was complaining about this to my mom the other day. They give out little bottles of holy water at my church and they're so f****** stingy with it. Like stop being selfish with that holy water before I tell God on you justsomeantifas finally someones talking about the issues smh regthelion what are y'all trying to do with all this holy water? justsomeantifas nperov.com THE DEMONS ARE ONTO US. ABORT MISSION Source: justsomeantifas 505 notes The Holy Water Monopoly
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ccesamestreet: spydercyde: obsessionthenarglesmademedoit: But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years  Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays) After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way. One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)  She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true. Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence. Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night.. And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City. : The creative writing class at my school is writing children's books. This is a list the teacher made of books not to write. 1. You are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg' 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11, Some Kittens Can Fly 12. That's It; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way 19. You were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21 Popl Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried? 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool 30. Making Grown-Up Friends On the Internet 31, 101 Fun Games To Play in the Road 32. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid 33. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt) 34. Bullies Deserve To Die 35. Go to Your Room: Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love 36. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend 37. I Dare Youl 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy 38. Trixie Goes to the Big City ccesamestreet: spydercyde: obsessionthenarglesmademedoit: But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years  Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays) After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way. One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)  She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true. Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence. Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night.. And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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