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Complex, Drugs, and Gif: There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. "This may not be the right place," the Startup Castle says, if you - Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week - Have more than 1 tattoo - Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social media Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day Wear make-up more than twice a weelk - Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents - Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents - Have more than one internet app date per week - Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week - Use marijuana more than twice a year - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire ajani-on-the-spot: gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them No, no, guys, look closely. This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation. Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization. There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone. (Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.) “It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

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Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave hydok: sothatjusthappened90: insanelycoolish: impuretale: drunp: this is peak Craigslist I want to know if they got answers.  I really wanna know how this turned out. Just so you guys know. cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

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Anaconda, Ass, and Huh: When someone doesn't know Rick and Morty 0 Poor little Rickless ard marzgurl: schwifty-memes: marzgurl: schwifty-memes: marzgurl: schwifty-memes: marzgurl: schwifty-memes: marzgurl: schwifty-memes: marzgurl: That’s okay, I’m alright without it. Trust me, it doesn’t need you either. Cool. Neat. We don’t need your lying toxic ass in any fandom. Now get the fuck off my post. Nah. Why wanna get caught slipping again with Jewario And KickVic? Check out this expert who was totally there and knows every aspect about what happened in either of these subjects. Stick to loving Rick Morty, kid, and stop getting your info from conspiracy theorists YouTubers. Keep to the theme of your own blog. Check out this loser trying to cover up bullshit that’s long been exposed. Maybe you should stick to being irrelevant. “Exposed”. The same vocabulary used by right-wing extreme conspiracy theory YouTubers. Like I said, stick to Rick Morty. You going off the rails and off topic is not going to make your followers happy. Huh. To me it seems like you don’t want people knowing you’re full of shit. Subvert and deny. That’s her M.O. same shit happened when you got called out for being shady in the past. It all just must be a conspiracy against you. You know when the whole change the channel thing blew up in your face after the allegations against Jewario came out. Or when the hash tag you started exposed you for the clout chasing hippocrite you are. But yeah you keep that narrative. Nobody is here subverting or denying anything. You’re willfully ignoring information being blatantly given to you in regards to JewWario. 90% of the producers who made videos for Channel Awesome did not know what was happening. His own wife had no idea. We didn’t know until four years after he was already dead. If you were really following those events last year, you would know that. Having compassion and empathy for victims of sexual assault and harassment has absolutely zero to do with chasing clout. Stealing copyrighted material as well as other people’s memes and literally not caring that you’re doing it, however? There’s 100% no reason to do that other than for your own clout. Yeah I steal memes. My followers know it and I never made any attempts to deny it. But where in the world did I use any of that for clout? This was a meme blog that got huge in spite of its self. Used mostly to store memes for a fandom I enjoy. I never asked for likes, reblogs, or follows. Nor do I profit in any way from this blog. Since Im a faceless individual operating from one site, what clout is there to be chased? But lets also ignore the fact that memes are created to be shared and passed around or that shit tons of other blogs do it. You are willfully ignoring the evidence that points that a lot of channel awesome creators did know, yourself included, and hushed up about it. You claim you have empathy, yet continue to drag someones name through the mud. Despite the fact there is more proof to his innocence than his guilt. Especially when many of those allegations you backed were proven to be false. Those conspiracy videos and threads continue to prove that. So you can post your shitty youtube videos all you want. Lord knows any sane individual would distance themself from that mess after it tanked. But I really doubt any of your arguments will hold up in court. Hey maybe well see. Since Vic is heading up a defamation case. One I wouldnt be surprised to see you caught up in. Since theres TONS of proof you were involved with that situation.
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Af, America, and Apparently: Game Of Thrones's Natalie Dormer: men are as objectified as women on TV actor has joined the debate genders are judged equally on looks about objectification in TVand L4 butterflyinthewell: shipperwolf1: brunhiddensmusings: fierceawakening: guyveranimefan87: eric-coldfire: eldritchgentleman: cruxofargon: the-critical-feminist: cishetwhiteoppressor: Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit. Source My god I love her. I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT. When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”. Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”. The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”. Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist. You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted. Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex. If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here. Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he? Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”.  Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular. As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!” It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better. According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables.  Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%… … But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time. I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then… There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration… And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder… So… Thanks Hollywood? I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this. dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failureokay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says ‘thats not good enough’ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about ‘one day away from organ failure’thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting real feminism acknowledges the unhealthy standards that men are held to. radfems brush them off as non-existent guys, feminism is for you, too. it’s for all of us. I would hate to think of what Dave Bautista had to go through since he was shirtless the entire time as Drax. All that makeup plus dieting….yikes! Also, let’s not forget that men can get eating disorders like anorexia and bulimia too.
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Internet, Pizza, and Being Salty: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don't know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It's also very expensive...costing about 16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars) or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as kuhul ajaw cacao shi-jily its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because evervthing on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumbir blog that reaches 500,000 followers It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza This planet is really just so amazing guys wow The taste of this melon wil always surprise you Today has been great We can all go to bed, the day is finished more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."

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Arguing, News, and Tumblr: 1082 10 vaccines given to US. babies autism rate 1 in 10,000 36 vaccines given to U.S. babies 400 autism rate 1 in 150 2 46 vaccines given to U.S. babies autism rate 1in 88 Natural News.com America's truth news bureau, read by 7 million and growing anti-vaxxers-are-child-abusers: realnaturalnews: Autism rates are rising just as the amount of vaccinations are increasing… No correlation!  Autism “rates” are not what’s rising; Autism diagnosis rates are, and the reason for that is because we have gotten better at diagnosing it. That’s also on top of the fact that autism is more widely reported in the modern day because, unlike back in the old days, we don’t lock autistic people up in institutions or try to hide their existence. And as you’ve probably heard a million times but continue to plug your ears when told — the one “scientific” paper written that argued that vaccines cause autism was proven to be bunk, several other scientists involved in the “research” asked to have their names removed from the paper and admitted that it was bunk, and the main researcher involved (Andrew Wakefield), had his medical license revoked. TL;DR there is no science supporting “vaccines cause autism”, and the “data” anti-vaxxers try to use to argue in favor of it are false correlations of things that have nothing to do with each other.

anti-vaxxers-are-child-abusers: realnaturalnews: Autism rates are rising just as the amount of vaccinations are increasing… No correlation! ...

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Animals, Bad, and Dope: omosexuality is Natura Bonobo Homosexuality is Natural Dolphins Bonobos Basts SwansLionsPengins Penauins Homosexuality is Natural Homosexuplity is Naturat wins sixpenceee: jellyfish-jelly: moderatelyfunctional: kidddulthood: grimrapper11: sixpenceee: wubberduckzilla: asleepymonster: eyesonhorus: sixpenceee: Homosexuality is natural! Here are animal species where homosexual behavior occurs frequently.  Dolphin: Sex is often performed in non-reproductive ways, using snout, flippers and genital rubbing, without regard to gender Bats: More than 20 species of bat have been documented to engage in homosexual behavior.In the wild, the grey-headed flying fox. In wild Bonin flying foxes (Pteropus pselaphon), males perform fellatio or ‘male-male genital licking’ on other males. Male–male genital licking events occur repeatedly several times in the same pair, and reciprocal genital licking also occurs.  Bonobos: which have a matriarchal society, unusual among apes, are a fully bisexual species—both males and females engage in heterosexual and homosexual behavior, being noted for female–female homosexuality in particular. Roughly 60% of all bonobo sexual activity occurs between two or more females. Sexual activity is the bonobo’s answer to avoiding conflict. Swans: An estimated one-quarter of all black swans pairings are of males. They steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs, driving away the female after she lays the eggs.  Lions: Both male and female lions have been seen to interact homosexually. Male lions pair-bond for a number of days and initiate homosexual activity with affectionate nuzzling and caressing Penguins: Penguins have been observed to engage in homosexual behaviour since at least as early as 1911. In early February 2004 the New York Times reported that Roy and Silo, a male pair of chinstrap penguins in the Central Park Zoo in New York City had successfully hatched and fostered a female chick from a fertile egg they had been given to incubate. Other penguins in New York zoos have also been reported to have formed same-sex pairs. In Odense Zoo in Denmark, a pair of male king penguins adopted an egg that had been abandoned by a female, proceeding to incubate it and raise the chick. (Source) Homophobia on the other hand, only exists in one species: HUMANS You can order a shirt here Please also note we are the most closely related to bonobos I just bought this for my mom for mother’s day. She gets a lot of flack from her family about shit like this, so I think she’ll be proud to have it. Fun-filled fact, homosexuality is present in across nearly every taxa and is an expression of biodiversity. Being gay is as natural as having ears. Kinda shocked at the homophobia in the comments! But even more reasons to promote this shirt ;) I still can’t truly understand homophobia, but l am so happy to have stumbled upon this post and share the beauty of nature. Aw I actually love these! Dope! I. WANT. THIS. SHIRT. This shirt is awesome! Being lgbtq is not bad and I hope y'all can love yourselves! People will hate and berate but you living and being proud of yourself is what makes them mad the most, so keep living just to piss the assholes off! LESS THAN 1 DAY LEFT TO ORDER!!!LESS THAN 1 DAY LEFT TO ORDER!!!LESS THAN 1 DAY LEFT TO ORDER!!!
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Animals, Driving, and Family: omosexuality is Natura Bonobo Homosexuality is Natural Dolphins Bonobos Basts SwansLionsPengins Penauins Homosexuality is Natural Homosexuplity is Naturat wins sixpenceee: wubberduckzilla: asleepymonster: eyesonhorus: sixpenceee: Homosexuality is natural! Here are animal species where homosexual behavior occurs frequently.  Dolphin: Sex is often performed in non-reproductive ways, using snout, flippers and genital rubbing, without regard to gender Bats: More than 20 species of bat have been documented to engage in homosexual behavior.In the wild, the grey-headed flying fox. In wild Bonin flying foxes (Pteropus pselaphon), males perform fellatio or ‘male-male genital licking’ on other males. Male–male genital licking events occur repeatedly several times in the same pair, and reciprocal genital licking also occurs.  Bonobos: which have a matriarchal society, unusual among apes, are a fully bisexual species—both males and females engage in heterosexual and homosexual behavior, being noted for female–female homosexuality in particular. Roughly 60% of all bonobo sexual activity occurs between two or more females. Sexual activity is the bonobo’s answer to avoiding conflict. Swans: An estimated one-quarter of all black swans pairings are of males. They steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs, driving away the female after she lays the eggs.  Lions: Both male and female lions have been seen to interact homosexually. Male lions pair-bond for a number of days and initiate homosexual activity with affectionate nuzzling and caressing Penguins: Penguins have been observed to engage in homosexual behaviour since at least as early as 1911. In early February 2004 the New York Times reported that Roy and Silo, a male pair of chinstrap penguins in the Central Park Zoo in New York City had successfully hatched and fostered a female chick from a fertile egg they had been given to incubate. Other penguins in New York zoos have also been reported to have formed same-sex pairs. In Odense Zoo in Denmark, a pair of male king penguins adopted an egg that had been abandoned by a female, proceeding to incubate it and raise the chick. (Source) Homophobia on the other hand, only exists in one species: HUMANS You can order a shirt here Please also note we are the most closely related to bonobos I just bought this for my mom for mother’s day. She gets a lot of flack from her family about shit like this, so I think she’ll be proud to have it. Fun-filled fact, homosexuality is present in across nearly every taxa and is an expression of biodiversity. Being gay is as natural as having ears. Kinda shocked at the homophobia in the comments! But even more reasons to promote this shirt ;)
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Animals, Chicago, and Dogs: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.  A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning :(keep your smol and furry friends safe 3
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Amazon, America, and Children: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump God bless the people of Mexico City. We are with you and will be there for you. 9/19/17, 2:05 PM 36.6K Retweets 121K Likes lestrangest: lestrangest: vanwolffen: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: lestrangest: lestrangest: This shit. This makes me furious. Now he’s saying USA “is with Mexico” ?? Oh but not when he said “Mexicans are rapists and thieves” not when he said he was going to force them to pay for the wall, not when he removed DACA that was the only hope for hundreds of Mexicans. Now, only when a tragedy occurs, the first and ONLY thing he does is put a fucking Tweet saying “we are with you”. This Tweet does nothing, it is a mere reminder that the USA does not fucking care about Latinos. This is the fucking face of hypocrisy and uselessness. Trump is not “with Mexico”, he has never been with any Latino country and he will not be even if every country in Latin America exploded in flames. Y'all will like and reblog my fucking Pewdiepie post 3000 times but you’ll sleep on this?? im literally disappointed If anyone had any doubt in their mind that this tangerine coloured horse-humper lies with every word he shits out of his mouth, here’s the man who hates Mexico and the Mexican people so much that he wants to build a modern-day Berlin Wall to surround their country trying to claim that he gives a shit about them Leaving hate aside, we do need help, Mexico was struck with a series of very hard earthquakes and two hurricanes in the past weeks, Media focuses on the hard stuff and the inmediate as well as the disasters in more developed countries like the US, the help is very needed. If you can, please donate, this are the  links where help is most welcome: UNICEF Mexico Red Cross Mexico OXFAM Mexico Save the Children (page in English) Global Giving (English) International Community Foundation (English) Project Paz Amazon Mexican Red Cross wishlist This one is in Mexican pesos with all the things that are needed. A peso is equivalent to almost .05 Dollars or Euros. And you can acceswith your Amazon account and make the conversion before payment. There are also things you can buy to help with less than a three dollars, maybe even less than one.  There is people trapped in buildings and  the death toll keeps rising, we have been hit hard before and have a group of very capable rescuers, the Topos (moles) of Tlatelolco that have helped when disaster has struck in other parts of the world, you can donate to them in here, donations even if small is a lot of help.  And if you can’t donate, please share this with the links. This is a bit of what the destruction in Mexico City and the other states looks like.  Pictures source: Fortune Oaxaca and Chiapas Thank you so much for providing useful links and information! Everybody please spread this like wildfire, spread the awareness, spread the help. Even if you can’t donate just help to let this informarion be known so other people will donate too! Hey to everyone who doesn’t speak spanish and is worried that these links might be fake or a scam, I just went into every one of them to double check and they’re all from official organizations that will make sure every penny you donate is given to the people who need it in Mexico. So please don’t be afraid of donating!
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Girl, Old, and Who: Various gifts from crows given to a 7 year old girl who fed them.

Various gifts from crows given to a 7 year old girl who fed them.

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Cats, Dogs, and Drake: OMING Stt my foot's totally stuck in tberenight, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left vardaesque you don't understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn't eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher's house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it's a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn't find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway hen, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie l'd recommend, but before l could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda wheneverr throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed to go." Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn't stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I'd just shrug and say it was Josh's fault or something, but let's get reai nere, Mrs. Hayter wouia' ve Diamea me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it'd make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it'd be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer's dog, Tiberius starts freaking out bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left for iFunny) The story in Drake and Josh

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Anaconda, Fashion, and Life: eooo O2-UK 00:36 1 5% A400 Tufnell Park Rd Pickle Posted this job yesterday at 20:47 Paying 100 Your profit: £90.00 On a grey cloudy day, we dare you to sunbathe in public whilst acting completely normal, just like you would on a hot summers day Ideally you would be in a busy public place and you would be dressec accordinglv. Bonus for you if you manage to get someone to rub sun cream on you. More info given to the chosen candidate. Video evidence needed. Questions welcome! 9 Feb 2017 at 21:49 Negotiate Apply for Job 00:35 5% Fashion-St Chicksand St × The don Wentworth St ArgoS' | B108 Costcutter Nel Bee Posted this job on 17 Jan 2017 at 12:07 Paying :3000 Your profit: £27.00 Get on public transport in your underwear! Willing to shell out another 10 if you do this at rush hour.. questions? 30 Jan 2017 at 20:08 Negotiate Apply for Job Questions (21) 00:35 A3212 Jubile LONDON EYE "Costcutte The Red Lion SEA LIFE Churchill War Rooms Restaurant ELIZABETH A302 nt SquareTOWER Josh Posted this job on 24 Jan 2017 at 12:01 Paying £10.00 Your profit: £9.00 Indie tourists Wedgie some random tourist trying to take an Indy pic Today at 11:57 Negotiate Apply for Job Questions (5) 00:36 1 5% АЗ АЗ A3 B22 05 Long Pond anhamComman Max Posted this job yesterday at 20:14 Paying E00 Your profit: £4.50 Run across Sloane Square naked for 5 minutes At exactly 10:40 tonight, run across Sloane Square by the fountain naked. Shoes are allowed Today at 20:12 Negotiate Apply for Job Questions (1) The Nerve app is actually real now. Yikes.

The Nerve app is actually real now. Yikes.

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Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Clothes: shared Jimmy Rat's post 3 hrs RMEDFORCES RECRUİTINGs Jimmy Rat February 18 at 1:29pm e Hey guys, this is the government office where you can apply for your free college They'll even give you on the job training, work clothes, a free place to live and three hot meals a day all with the additional potential of international travel to Iraq &/or Afghanistan. Oh, you don't like "free stuff anymore? Comment 3 people like this I'm sorry, but the whole "join the military if you want free education" thing is bs. You shouldn't have to go through severe physical and psychologic al reconditioning, risk your life, or sign up for a war that you are morally opposed to in order to get an affordable educ ation. Honestly most people fighting for "free" educ ation aren't even asking for "free" education, they're asking for AFFORDABLE education, you know, like the generation before ours had, before the politicians they voted into office screwed that up for US Like Reply 2 hrs Free educ ation isnt free. Lets say Benie gets you a " free" education. You get a nice job with your ology degree, making 30k a year, but gollee gee whilickers: The government ( bernie) wants 65 % of your paycheck to help other kids get PE and ology degrees. Its NEVER free Like Reply 55 mins Like I said, I don't want a FREE education. I understand how socialism works. I want an AFFORDABLE higher education. Like the one your generation and the one before it had, before they screwed it up for MY generation. Let me break this down for you Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,500 Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800 Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45 Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25 Assuming you work every single day for the 4 years of your undergrad (1460 days) and every single penny you make goes to tuition (and tax deductions aren't factored in). Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.72 Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.31 Annual tuition for Yale, 1970, adjusted for inflation to 2014: 15,253.61 Minimum wage, 1970, adjusted for inflation to 2014: $8.85 This is what we're given to work with and we're called lazy and entitled when we call foul. Know why this is what we have to work with? Because YOUR generation and the generation before it decided THEY wanted to go to school for free", or rather on the government's dime, until they graduated and got a job to pay them back with reasonable interest rates. Great plan right? Wrong Because that gave the schools free reign to jadk year, because now the government was guaranteeing them that money. Same with textbook companies, who can now charge $200 for a spiral-bound, 150 page book that gets slightly re-worded and re-organized every year and branded with "-edition" that your school requires you purchase in order to get an online code to access your assignments for that course. Cant buy an old edition! That code has been used before! By the way, you'll use that text book exactly 4 times all semester. Want to sell it back at the end of the semester? You'll get $25-$30 in bookstore credit for it. They can do this because the government subsidizes it. Who decided to let them do that? Wasn't my generation! And since then, the govemment has raised interest rates on those loans exponentially. Because before, where a few people needed loans to attend college, now it's nearly impossible to pay out of pocket for your average 4 year university, certainly not for the middle class, and even more so for the lower class that right wing conservatives LOVE to blame for being lazy and not going to school and getting education to improve their circumstances Meanwhile, the average college senior is graduating with over $35,000 in student loan debt with interest rates starting at 4% and climbing steadily from there, into an economy where the unemployment rate for young graduates is at 7% and the underemployment rate is at 15%. It'll take the average student close to 20 years to pay off that debt, due in part to the interest rates, but also due to the low starting salaries, abysmal employment rates, the rise in the cost of living, the housing market crash caused by THE EXACT SAME STUPID GOVERNMENT SUBSIDY PLAN, and the recession that not my generation, but the ones before it hurled us into. their tuition rates up every So no, I'm not asking for "free" anything. I'm aware that such things don't exist. I'm simply asking that we be given the same opportunities as the generations before us without being called the "entitled, selfish, lazy generation". We are adapting as best we can to the mess that was handed to us by a generation far more entitled than our own. Like Reply 15 mins And Baby Boomers Wonder Why Less and Less Millennials are on Facebookhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com

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Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Clothes: shared Jimmy Rat's post 3 hrs RMEDFORCES RECRUİTINGs Jimmy Rat February 18 at 1:29pm e Hey guys, this is the government office where you can apply for your free college They'll even give you on the job training, work clothes, a free place to live and three hot meals a day all with the additional potential of international travel to Iraq &/or Afghanistan. Oh, you don't like "free stuff anymore? Comment 3 people like this I'm sorry, but the whole "join the military if you want free education" thing is bs. You shouldn't have to go through severe physical and psychologic al reconditioning, risk your life, or sign up for a war that you are morally opposed to in order to get an affordable educ ation. Honestly most people fighting for "free" educ ation aren't even asking for "free" education, they're asking for AFFORDABLE education, you know, like the generation before ours had, before the politicians they voted into office screwed that up for US Like Reply 2 hrs Free educ ation isnt free. Lets say Benie gets you a " free" education. You get a nice job with your ology degree, making 30k a year, but gollee gee whilickers: The government ( bernie) wants 65 % of your paycheck to help other kids get PE and ology degrees. Its NEVER free Like Reply 55 mins Like I said, I don't want a FREE education. I understand how socialism works. I want an AFFORDABLE higher education. Like the one your generation and the one before it had, before they screwed it up for MY generation. Let me break this down for you Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,500 Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800 Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45 Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25 Assuming you work every single day for the 4 years of your undergrad (1460 days) and every single penny you make goes to tuition (and tax deductions aren't factored in). Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.72 Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.31 Annual tuition for Yale, 1970, adjusted for inflation to 2014: 15,253.61 Minimum wage, 1970, adjusted for inflation to 2014: $8.85 This is what we're given to work with and we're called lazy and entitled when we call foul. Know why this is what we have to work with? Because YOUR generation and the generation before it decided THEY wanted to go to school for free", or rather on the government's dime, until they graduated and got a job to pay them back with reasonable interest rates. Great plan right? Wrong Because that gave the schools free reign to jadk year, because now the government was guaranteeing them that money. Same with textbook companies, who can now charge $200 for a spiral-bound, 150 page book that gets slightly re-worded and re-organized every year and branded with edition" that your school requires you purchase in order to get an online code to access your assignments for that course. Cant buy an old edition! That code has been used before! By the way, you'll use that text book exactly 4 times all semester. Want to sell it back at the end of the semester? You'll get $25-$30 in bookstore credit for it. They can do this because the government subsidizes it. Who decided to let them do that? Wasn't my generation! And since then, the govemment has raised interest rates on those loans exponentially. Because before, where a few people needed loans to attend college, now it's nearly impossible to pay out of pocket for your average 4 year university, certainly not for the middle class, and even more so for the lower class that right wing conservatives LOVE to blame for being lazy and not going to school and getting education to improve their circumstances Meanwhile, the average college senior is graduating with over $35,000 in student loan debt with interest rates starting at 4% and climbing steadily from there, into an economy where the unemployment rate for young graduates is at 7% and the underemployment rate is at 15%. It'll take the average student close to 20 years to pay off that debt, due in part to the interest rates, but also due to the low starting salaries, abysmal employment rates, the rise in the cost of living, the housing market crash caused by THE EXACT SAME STUPID GOVERNMENT SUBSIDY PLAN, and the recession that not my generation, but the ones before it hurled us into. their tuition rates up every So no, I'm not asking for "free" anything. I'm aware that such things don't exist. I'm simply asking that we be given the same opportunities as the generations before us without being called the "entitled, selfish, lazy generation". We are adapting as best we can to the mess that was handed to us by a generation far more entitled than our own. Like Reply 15 mins And Baby Boomers Wonder Why Less and Less Millennials are on Facebookhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com

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Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Clothes: shared Jimmy Rat's post 3 hrs RMEDFORCES RECRUİTINGs Jimmy Rat February 18 at 1:29pm e Hey guys, this is the government office where you can apply for your free college They'll even give you on the job training, work clothes, a free place to live and three hot meals a day all with the additional potential of international travel to Iraq &/or Afghanistan. Oh, you don't like "free stuff anymore? Comment 3 people like this I'm sorry, but the whole "join the military if you want free education" thing is bs. You shouldn't have to go through severe physical and psychologic al reconditioning, risk your life, or sign up for a war that you are morally opposed to in order to get an affordable educ ation. Honestly most people fighting for "free" educ ation aren't even asking for "free" education, they're asking for AFFORDABLE education, you know, like the generation before ours had, before the politicians they voted into office screwed that up for US Like Reply 2 hrs Free educ ation isnt free. Lets say Benie gets you a " free" education. You get a nice job with your ology degree, making 30k a year, but gollee gee whilickers: The government ( bernie) wants 65 % of your paycheck to help other kids get PE and ology degrees. Its NEVER free Like Reply 55 mins Like I said, I don't want a FREE education. I understand how socialism works. I want an AFFORDABLE higher education. Like the one your generation and the one before it had, before they screwed it up for MY generation. Let me break this down for you Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,500 Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800 Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45 Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25 Assuming you work every single day for the 4 years of your undergrad (1460 days) and every single penny you make goes to tuition (and tax deductions aren't factored in). Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.72 Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.31 Annual tuition for Yale, 1970, adjusted for inflation to 2014: 15,253.61 Minimum wage, 1970, adjusted for inflation to 2014: $8.85 This is what we're given to work with and we're called lazy and entitled when we call foul. Know why this is what we have to work with? Because YOUR generation and the generation before it decided THEY wanted to go to school for free", or rather on the government's dime, until they graduated and got a job to pay them back with reasonable interest rates. Great plan right? Wrong Because that gave the schools free reign to jadk year, because now the government was guaranteeing them that money. Same with textbook companies, who can now charge $200 for a spiral-bound, 150 page book that gets slightly re-worded and re-organized every year and branded with"-edition" that your school requires you purchase in order to get an online code to access your assignments for that course. Cant buy an old edition! That code has been used before! By the way, you'll use that text book exactly 4 times all semester. Want to sell it back at the end of the semester? You'll get $25-$30 in bookstore credit for it. They can do this because the government subsidizes it. Who decided to let them do that? Wasn't my generation! And since then, the govemment has raised interest rates on those loans exponentially. Because before, where a few people needed loans to attend college, now it's nearly impossible to pay out of pocket for your average 4 year university, certainly not for the middle class, and even more so for the lower class that right wing conservatives LOVE to blame for being lazy and not going to school and getting education to improve their circumstances Meanwhile, the average college senior is graduating with over $35,000 in student loan debt with interest rates starting at 4% and climbing steadily from there, into an economy where the unemployment rate for young graduates is at 7% and the underemployment rate is at 15%. It'll take the average student close to 20 years to pay off that debt, due in part to the interest rates, but also due to the low starting salaries, abysmal employment rates, the rise in the cost of living, the housing market crash caused by THE EXACT SAME STUPID GOVERNMENT SUBSIDY PLAN, and the recession that not my generation, but the ones before it hurled us into. their tuition rates up every So no, I'm not asking for "free" anything. I'm aware that such things don't exist. I'm simply asking that we be given the same opportunities as the generations before us without being called the "entitled, selfish, lazy generation". We are adapting as best we can to the mess that was handed to us by a generation far more entitled than our own. Like Reply 15 mins And Baby Boomers Wonder Why Less and Less Millennials are on Facebookhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com

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