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Bodies , Cars, and Fucking: SheStayFabulous
@Shestayfabulous
Man old cars really were made to last
1/5
Ayton SZN
@ReeceDontTweet
) his car ain't break a sweat
celticpyro:
kiwianaroha:
reembeam:
freshest-tittymilk:
princealigorna:
And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fiberglass is a lot lighter in weight and hence a hell of a lot better for gas mileage. But you hit anything at more than 20 mph and the entire body explodes off the fucking thing, and now you’re spending more to repair the car than it’s worth because you need a entire front end, read end, or side panel. They can’t just take the damaged section off, beat it out with a hammer, sand it, and repaint it.
Everything is made with the idea of it being easier to replace than to maintain, aka planned obsolescence. Thanks, capitalism
omg y’all know i love old cars but newer ones are SAFER because they are meant to absorb the impact so it doesn’t transmit all that force to your bodies this has been a psa thank you
Crumple zones in the front and rear of modern cars absorb the force of the crash so that the car is a write-off but your spleen is intact and you don’t haemorrhage to death before help arrives. It’s better to buy a new car or ride the bus than to have your liver smooshed into pate while its still inside you
Me as I’m internally bleeding to death after a car wreck: So glad my old car is okay! Fuck capitalism!
celticpyro: kiwianaroha: reembeam: freshest-tittymilk: princealigorna: And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIB...
Apparently, Herpes, and Life: Ben & Jerry's
@benandjerrys
g35
We are proud to announce that our
newest flavor, Pecan Resist,
supports the important work of
@netargv, @womensmarch
@ColorOfChange, and
@HonorTheEarth. Join them here >>
benjerrys.co/Resist
11:03 AM Oct 30, 2018
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
cisnowflake:
planetholland:
jlongbone:
nunyabizni:
Ya ever just feel like kicking it with a huge Antisemite in the name of sticking it to Drumph?
Ben and Jerry’s does apparently.
Ahhh they named it Pecan Resist because it sounds like “We Can Resist”
I have contracted herpes
imagine being associated with that antisemite after the tree of life shooting. ooo boy. that’s not a good look for them
This is some next level virtue signaling.
Pee-can Resistance
Really glad somebody explained that because I honestly had no idea why it was called pecan resist.Especially because depending on who you talk to it would be pronounced “pee-cahn resist”.
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: cisnowflake: planetholland: jlongbone: nunyabizni: Ya ever just feel like kicking it with a huge Antis...
Tumblr, Blog, and Date: Men get pegged
but
women are
flawless
I've noticed a lot of women
date
Those
women are strong independent
women
pretty
meatswitch
Men get pegged
mens-rights-activia
they sure do
the-nerdy-aspie
I'm glad
traggotry:Blackout poetry is my passion
traggotry:Blackout poetry is my passion
Head, Life, and The Hood: PARDON ME, YOUING MAN
IS THIS YOURS
Matthew Mathwiz Wisner
April 3 Greenville, SC
in my head, I can see this entire conversation playing out
Mr. Rogers. That is an impressive hammer that you have there. Would it be okay if
held it?
Thor You may certainly try, Sir Rogers of the hood
R Is it very heavy?
T There are many who find unmovable
R: How interesting. It doesn't seem very heavy to me.
R. But you know, sometimes life is a lot like that Something that may be very easy for
one person may be very difficult for another. Have you found this to be true?
T.Um. .yes. Yes, I have.
R. Do you know why that is?
T "looks at Rogers curiously
R:I think that it's because everyone is special and unique in different ways, Just
because someone has difficuity lifting your hammer, doesnt mean that they are not
talented in other ways In tact I suspect that those individuals can probably do things
that you and I would never dream of
T "nods That is true You are very wise, Sir Rogers. I am humbled by your counsel
R: And I am so glad that you decided to visit today
Sir Rogers of the Hood
Sir Rogers of the Hood
Memes, 🤖, and Gone: People say you don't
know what you had until
it's gone
Well I know what I had &
Im glad it's gone
See ya🖕🏼 Follow @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible
See ya🖕🏼 Follow @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible
Fucking, Memes, and Texting: Jake Haddock
@MikeRopeyness
PNEKY
People are getting mad about this
#PresidentialAlert but honestly I'm just
glad to have somebody other than my
mom texting me for once.
Goddamn this is relatable. That was the first message I’ve received since September 16th, when my mom sent “you’ll never amount to anything, you fucking loser”.
Goddamn this is relatable. That was the first message I’ve received since September 16th, when my mom sent “you’ll never amount to anything,...
Memes, 🤖, and Gone: People say you don't
know what you had until
it's gone
Well I know what I had &
I'm glad it's gone
Toodaloo 😘 Follow @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible
Toodaloo 😘 Follow @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible
Girl, Lowkey, and Got: Glad i ain't got no girl to steal my
hoodies
Lowkey 🤷♂️😂 https://t.co/0pynzM5l5q
Lowkey 🤷♂️😂 https://t.co/0pynzM5l5q
Ash, Funny, and Life: ash
@anng1111
Really glad I started meal prepping,
really changed my life
LI
Bo
Such a healthy decision. https://t.co/Dlx363aEru
Such a healthy decision. https://t.co/Dlx363aEru
Tumblr, Water, and Haha: reallylameblog
idk how id survive without water <3
beaconandbacondetector
You wouldnt
reallylameblog
haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad
someone loves water as much as i do:)
Just some witty Tumble posts to get you giggling. #Tumblr #Witty #Water #FunnyMemes
Just some witty Tumble posts to get you giggling. #Tumblr #Witty #Water #FunnyMemes
