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Bodies , Cars, and Fucking: SheStayFabulous @Shestayfabulous Man old cars really were made to last 1/5 Ayton SZN @ReeceDontTweet ) his car ain't break a sweat celticpyro: kiwianaroha: reembeam: freshest-tittymilk: princealigorna: And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fiberglass is a lot lighter in weight and hence a hell of a lot better for gas mileage. But you hit anything at more than 20 mph and the entire body explodes off the fucking thing, and now you’re spending more to repair the car than it’s worth because you need a entire front end, read end, or side panel. They can’t just take the damaged section off, beat it out with a hammer, sand it, and repaint it. Everything is made with the idea of it being easier to replace than to maintain, aka planned obsolescence. Thanks, capitalism omg y’all know i love old cars but newer ones are SAFER because they are meant to absorb the impact so it doesn’t transmit all that force to your bodies this has been a psa thank you Crumple zones in the front and rear of modern cars absorb the force of the crash so that the car is a write-off but your spleen is intact and you don’t haemorrhage to death before help arrives. It’s better to buy a new car or ride the bus than to have your liver smooshed into pate while its still inside you Me as I’m internally bleeding to death after a car wreck: So glad my old car is okay! Fuck capitalism!

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Apparently, Hello, and Herpes: Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys g35 We are proud to announce that our newest flavor, Pecan Resist, supports the important work of @netargv, @womensmarch @ColorOfChange, and @HonorTheEarth. Join them here >> benjerrys.co/Resist 11:03 AM Oct 30, 2018 liberscaryrynn: hello-i-ask-questions: liberscaryrynn: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: cisnowflake: planetholland: jlongbone: nunyabizni: Ya ever just feel like kicking it with a huge Antisemite in the name of sticking it to Drumph? Ben and Jerry’s does apparently. Ahhh they named it Pecan Resist because it sounds like “We Can Resist” I have contracted herpes imagine being associated with that antisemite after the tree of life shooting. ooo boy. that’s not a good look for them This is some next level virtue signaling. Pee-can Resistance Really glad somebody explained that because I honestly had no idea why it was called pecan resist.Especially because depending on who you talk to it would be pronounced “pee-cahn resist”. It can only sound like that if you pronounce it “pee-can” like a fuckin weirdo Apparently Tumblr nuked the second half of my reply because I added “especially since many people were just pronounce it pee-cahn resist” lmao I want of those weirdos who calls it “pee-can pie“ but pee-cahn in nearly every other circumstance What the hell it deleted the second paragraph againTest

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Internet, Shit, and Target: The Morris Internet Worm source code This disk contains the complete source code of the Morns Intemner worm program. This tiny, 99-line program brought large pieces of the Itermet to a standstill on November 2nd, 1988 worm was the fint of many inrusive programs that use the Internet to spread superfluousspork: hotcommunist: dr-archeville: ayellowbirds: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: undergroundmonorail: cactiofficial: pyronoid-d: text-mode: The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT. It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.” It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral. R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐ the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer Oh, w o r m

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