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Hey DC, I would watch this movie: rob-anybody tumblr Follow broadlybrazen unpretty another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i don't know what to tell you unpretty What is that? Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey Francis. Is that for me?" Caw," said Francis Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked. No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap You named it. Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis. ...why Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants. Why Francis?" Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just because they're birds Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis Caw," Francis added Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked Why would I do that. .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good work." Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a fiutter of black wings. You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again. Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the day Don't start." It's like seeing your teacher at the mall." Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to Superman shrugged. T'm just saying voxmyriad But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About Clark Kent" file Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent. Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman 32,061 notes Hey DC, I would watch this movie

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A powerful important reminder! Jesus did not die a peaceful death, he died a long, painful death. Physically and mentally... Psalm 22:14–18 details some of the suffering of the Messiah: “I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint. My heart has turned to wax; it has melted away within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth; you lay me in the dust of death. Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones; people stare and gloat over me. They divide my garments among them and cast lots for my clothing.”: Next time you want to quit. He was betrayed, broken, tortured thirsty, tired, bleeding, and nailed to the cross. A powerful important reminder! Jesus did not die a peaceful death, he died a long, painful death. Physically and mentally... Psalm 22:14–18 details some of the suffering of the Messiah: “I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint. My heart has turned to wax; it has melted away within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth; you lay me in the dust of death. Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones; people stare and gloat over me. They divide my garments among them and cast lots for my clothing.”

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A powerful important reminder! Jesus did not die a peaceful death, he died a long, painful death. Physically and mentally... Psalm 22:14–18 details some of the suffering of the Messiah: “I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint. My heart has turned to wax; it has melted away within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth; you lay me in the dust of death. Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones; people stare and gloat over me. They divide my garments among them and cast lots for my clothing.”: Next time you want to quit. He was betrayed, broken, tortured thirsty, tired, bleeding, and nailed to the cross. A powerful important reminder! Jesus did not die a peaceful death, he died a long, painful death. Physically and mentally... Psalm 22:14–18 details some of the suffering of the Messiah: “I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint. My heart has turned to wax; it has melted away within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth; you lay me in the dust of death. Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones; people stare and gloat over me. They divide my garments among them and cast lots for my clothing.”

A powerful important reminder! Jesus did not die a peaceful death, he died a long, painful death. Physically and mentally... Psalm 22:14–...

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A powerful important reminder! Jesus did not die a peaceful death, he died a long, painful death. Physically and mentally... Psalm 22:14–18 details some of the suffering of the Messiah: “I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint. My heart has turned to wax; it has melted away within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth; you lay me in the dust of death. Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones; people stare and gloat over me. They divide my garments among them and cast lots for my clothing.”: Next time you want to quit. He was betrayed, broken, tortured thirsty, tired, bleeding, and nailed to the cross. A powerful important reminder! Jesus did not die a peaceful death, he died a long, painful death. Physically and mentally... Psalm 22:14–18 details some of the suffering of the Messiah: “I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint. My heart has turned to wax; it has melted away within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth; you lay me in the dust of death. Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones; people stare and gloat over me. They divide my garments among them and cast lots for my clothing.”

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Wise Wordsomg-humor.tumblr.com: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words.And They Make A Lot Of Sense. 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message 2. 3. Don't knock it till you try it . 4. If a stree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5. Always use "we" when referring to your home team. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut. if you're staying more than one night, unpack. 11. 12. Never park in front of a bar. 13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline Prepare accordingly 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first girl/boyfriend. 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard A suntan is earned, not bought. 16 17. Never lie to your doctor. 18. 18 All guns are loaded. 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. 20. Even if it's only once. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, 21 and TV once a year. 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 23. 24. Don't linger in the doorway. In or ot. A handshake beats an autograph. if you choose to go in drag. don't sell yourself 25. short. if you want to know what makes you unique, 26 sit for a caricature Never get your haircut the day of a special 27. event. Be mindful of what comes between you and 28 the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires and sheets. 29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it 30. When you're with new friends, don't just talk about old friends. 31. Eat lunch with the new kids. 32. When traveling keep your wits about you. No matter where you are It's never too late for an apology. 33. 34. Don't pose with booe. It's unbecoming 35. f you have the right of way, TAKE IT. 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family. 38. Never push someone off a dock. 39. Under no droumstances should you aska woman she is pregnant. 40. t's not enough to be proud of your ancestry. live up to it. 41. Don't make a scene. 42. When givirng a thank you speech, short and sweet is best. 43. Know when to ignore the camera. 44. Never gloat 45. Invest in great luggage 46. Make time for your mother an your birthday. It'sa special day for her too. 47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser. Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp 48. 49. Give credit. Take blome, 50. Suck it up every now and then, Never be the last one in the pool. 51. 52. Don't stare 53. Address everyone that caries a firearm protessionally. 54. Stand up to bullies. You only have to do it once. 5. if you've made your point, stop talking. 56. Admit it when you're wrong 57. f you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them. 59. Thank the bus driver. 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive youarself for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody's son. 64. Know how to cook one good meal. 65. Learn to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over aifetime t's okav to go to the movies by yourself. 67. 68. Dance with your mother/Mather. 69. Don't lose your cool. Especially at work. 70. Always thank the host. 71. tyou don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend/girtfriend's clethes. 73. There is nothing wrong with a plaintshirt 74. Bea good listener. Don't just take your turn to taik 75. Keep your word. 76. in college always sit near the frant. You'l stand our immediately and come grade time it wil come in handy 77. Cary your mother's bags. She carried you for 9 months. 78. Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job. 79. Don't be the talker in a movie 80. The opposite sex likes people who shower. 81. You are what you do. Not what you say. Learn to change tire. 82. 83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them. 84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it 85. Don't atter. f you have a sister, get to know her 86. boytriend. Your opinion is important. 87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can't be the toughest. Never call someane before or after Sam . 88. and 9pm. 89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly. 90. Make the ittle things count. 91. Always wear a bra to work. 92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it 93. You're never too old to need your Mom 94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil. 95. Know the words to your national anthem 96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 97. Smle at strangers. 98. Make Goals 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedime. 100. f you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. CHCK Ou MEMEPIX.COM Wise Wordsomg-humor.tumblr.com
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<p><a href="http://it-goes-both-ways.tumblr.com/post/102806895893/tenaflyviper-moitesquib-when-i-tell-you-to" class="tumblr_blog">it-goes-both-ways</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/post/102752603735/moitesquib-when-i-tell-you-to-stop-making-rape">tenaflyviper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moitesquib.tumblr.com/post/102410696963/when-i-tell-you-to-stop-making-rape-jokes-i">moitesquib</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when i tell you to stop making rape jokes, i shouldn’t have to use my own rape as a reason why</p> <p>when i ask you to please stop making moves one me, i shouldn’t have to use my own abuse as a reason why</p> <p>when i tell you how your actions towards girls are harmful and unfair, i shouldn’t nee to tell you my horrible experiences as a reason why.</p> <p>it should be enough i asked you nicely to stop.</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, for starters…</p> <ol><li><strong>What you just posted has<em> nothing</em> to do with the image.</strong>  The image is referring to the fact that <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2jjtv7/brianna_wus_jigsaw_threat_macro_exposed_image_is/">Brianna Wu was caught red-handed as having sent death threats <em>to herself</em></a>, and refuses to show anything that may prove otherwise.  This also goes hand-in-hand with the numerous instances of completely made-up bullshit that floats around on this site that later ends up being completely disproven, such as <a href="http://untrue-posts.tumblr.com/post/80240672599/dropmycumberbritches-georgian-first-grader">the alleged case of the little girl in Georgia sexually assaulted on the playground</a>:  Not only was it <a href="http://hedgehogula.tumblr.com/post/80253960733/just-a-short-3-image-story-about-keeping-it-real">a lie</a> (which <a href="http://tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/post/92716174150/leighvemealone-i-admit-it-i-lied-about-the">even the blog owner later admitted to</a>), but it has since been found that <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/wiki/satiretumblrs#wiki_vegetable.28igh.29s.21">the blog it originated from was a troll blog to begin with</a>.<br/><br/>People have a right to be wary of the claims of women, just as much as they have a right to be wary of the claims of ANYONE, <em>regardless</em> of gender.  It has nothing to do with “sexism” or “misogyny”, as much as the fact that being a woman (as designated at birth, or otherwise) is <em>not</em> an excuse for facing the consequences of one’s actions, nor an excuse to avoid VALIDATING ONE’S CLAIMS.  And, as a woman, I’m frankly not at all happy about people having to BE more wary of women these days, simply because some women have decided to abuse the term of “feminism” as a vehicle through which to demand unnecessary changes on the grounds of little more than glorified fear mongering and propaganda.<br/><br/></li> <li><strong>As cruel as this may sound, you have <em>zero</em> jurisdiction over what other people are “allowed” to joke or talk about. </strong> Yes, you can tell someone to stop, but <em>that doesn’t mean it’s going to happen</em>.  One of these days, you’re going to have to learn to ignore things that bother you, or simply remove yourself from that situation, because <strong>real life does not have an “ignore” feature</strong>.  The best thing you can do for yourself is to just get up, and walk away.  You leave what is bothering you behind you, and hopefully, that may also get the message across that you don’t wish to hear what they’re saying.<br/><br/>If we tried to sanitize the world of everything that someone, somewhere, deemed “offensive”, or anything that made them “uncomfortable”, there would likely be no world left to live in.  There are even people in this world genuinely afraid of the depth marker lines painted on the bottom of swimming pools.  I get weirded out if I have to drink out of a clear glass with images on the outside that can be seen from the inside, even though I’m fully aware of how incredibly <em>stupid</em> that is (perhaps megalohydrothalassophobia is partly to blame).   I’m incredibly uncomfortable around large dogs, but you don’t see me going around screaming at dog owners to put their pets to sleep, nor demanding that printed drinking glasses should no longer be manufactured.  <strong>What happened to you is a travesty that cannot be undone, but you must understand that you share this earth with over 7 billion other human beings, and they are all different than you.</strong>  This includes people that use humor as a coping mechanism, in order to alleviate the fear they have.  If you can joke about something, you strip it of the power to control you, and determine how you live your life.</li> </ol><p>Bad things happen, and they often happen to good people.  Hell, my older sister literally exists BECAUSE of rape.  However, we simply cannot be trying to determine how other human beings are able to express themselves.  Hurt feelings are not justification for such censorship.  <strong>Our rights do NOT end where your feelings begin.</strong>  <strong>Constitutional rights exist BECAUSE of feelings.  Rights exist in order to keep feelings from interfering with life, liberty, and LAW.</strong></p> <p><strong>When we see people say things such as “Your rights end where my feelings begin”, it is the first step towards going back to a time where people could be put to death simply because their neighbor accused them of witchcraft.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>What’s the betting that whenever she hears people on SVU/CSI type programmes try to bully suspects into confessing or gloat at those found guilty by teasing them about their future cell-mate “Bubba” and tell him to keep his back to the wall, don’t drop the soap etc she either laughs or doesn’t even notice? Because the brutal rapes of men that account for more than half the victims, are so accepted, genuinely encouraged, and ignored by the prison system that practically no but the victims would be sensitive to it. Worst of all, those in for petty/victimless crimes (such as smoking a joint for pain relief) and the falsely accused make up a disproportionate number of victims since they’d be the least prepared for a violent environment, so it’s likely they did nothing that anyone could use to justify their trauma.</p> <p>Are people just supposed to know when someone’s interested? Or is she advocating that only women be allowed to make the first move? Given where the feminist lobby is going, they’ll only be the only ones allowed to make any moves at all, basically the equivalent of legally requiring men do the starfish. And if no one is allowed to ask anyone out for fear of “triggering” them and silent cues are rape, how the hell are relationships supposed to work?</p> <p>It makes sense to want to know why something is supposedly offensive or wrong, that way they can correct it, classic human behaviour to learn and adapt. If they can’t even be arsed telling people why they should stop, they’ll have no reason to and so, unless they are prepared to stop doing doing everything that someone says they don’t like up to and including breathing, will continue doing it. I can extrapolate from this that they don’t want it to stop.</p> <p>My sister and I both exist because of rape as well, mother had a thing for unconscious men and used people’s apathy towards male victims to brag about it without censure.</p></blockquote>: INEED FEMINISM BECAUSE PEOPLE ASKMETO BACK UP MY CLAIMS WITH ACTUAL PROOR AND THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT <p><a href="http://it-goes-both-ways.tumblr.com/post/102806895893/tenaflyviper-moitesquib-when-i-tell-you-to" class="tumblr_blog">it-goes-both-ways</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/post/102752603735/moitesquib-when-i-tell-you-to-stop-making-rape">tenaflyviper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moitesquib.tumblr.com/post/102410696963/when-i-tell-you-to-stop-making-rape-jokes-i">moitesquib</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when i tell you to stop making rape jokes, i shouldn’t have to use my own rape as a reason why</p> <p>when i ask you to please stop making moves one me, i shouldn’t have to use my own abuse as a reason why</p> <p>when i tell you how your actions towards girls are harmful and unfair, i shouldn’t nee to tell you my horrible experiences as a reason why.</p> <p>it should be enough i asked you nicely to stop.</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, for starters…</p> <ol><li><strong>What you just posted has<em> nothing</em> to do with the image.</strong>  The image is referring to the fact that <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2jjtv7/brianna_wus_jigsaw_threat_macro_exposed_image_is/">Brianna Wu was caught red-handed as having sent death threats <em>to herself</em></a>, and refuses to show anything that may prove otherwise.  This also goes hand-in-hand with the numerous instances of completely made-up bullshit that floats around on this site that later ends up being completely disproven, such as <a href="http://untrue-posts.tumblr.com/post/80240672599/dropmycumberbritches-georgian-first-grader">the alleged case of the little girl in Georgia sexually assaulted on the playground</a>:  Not only was it <a href="http://hedgehogula.tumblr.com/post/80253960733/just-a-short-3-image-story-about-keeping-it-real">a lie</a> (which <a href="http://tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/post/92716174150/leighvemealone-i-admit-it-i-lied-about-the">even the blog owner later admitted to</a>), but it has since been found that <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/wiki/satiretumblrs#wiki_vegetable.28igh.29s.21">the blog it originated from was a troll blog to begin with</a>.<br/><br/>People have a right to be wary of the claims of women, just as much as they have a right to be wary of the claims of ANYONE, <em>regardless</em> of gender.  It has nothing to do with “sexism” or “misogyny”, as much as the fact that being a woman (as designated at birth, or otherwise) is <em>not</em> an excuse for facing the consequences of one’s actions, nor an excuse to avoid VALIDATING ONE’S CLAIMS.  And, as a woman, I’m frankly not at all happy about people having to BE more wary of women these days, simply because some women have decided to abuse the term of “feminism” as a vehicle through which to demand unnecessary changes on the grounds of little more than glorified fear mongering and propaganda.<br/><br/></li> <li><strong>As cruel as this may sound, you have <em>zero</em> jurisdiction over what other people are “allowed” to joke or talk about. </strong> Yes, you can tell someone to stop, but <em>that doesn’t mean it’s going to happen</em>.  One of these days, you’re going to have to learn to ignore things that bother you, or simply remove yourself from that situation, because <strong>real life does not have an “ignore” feature</strong>.  The best thing you can do for yourself is to just get up, and walk away.  You leave what is bothering you behind you, and hopefully, that may also get the message across that you don’t wish to hear what they’re saying.<br/><br/>If we tried to sanitize the world of everything that someone, somewhere, deemed “offensive”, or anything that made them “uncomfortable”, there would likely be no world left to live in.  There are even people in this world genuinely afraid of the depth marker lines painted on the bottom of swimming pools.  I get weirded out if I have to drink out of a clear glass with images on the outside that can be seen from the inside, even though I’m fully aware of how incredibly <em>stupid</em> that is (perhaps megalohydrothalassophobia is partly to blame).   I’m incredibly uncomfortable around large dogs, but you don’t see me going around screaming at dog owners to put their pets to sleep, nor demanding that printed drinking glasses should no longer be manufactured.  <strong>What happened to you is a travesty that cannot be undone, but you must understand that you share this earth with over 7 billion other human beings, and they are all different than you.</strong>  This includes people that use humor as a coping mechanism, in order to alleviate the fear they have.  If you can joke about something, you strip it of the power to control you, and determine how you live your life.</li> </ol><p>Bad things happen, and they often happen to good people.  Hell, my older sister literally exists BECAUSE of rape.  However, we simply cannot be trying to determine how other human beings are able to express themselves.  Hurt feelings are not justification for such censorship.  <strong>Our rights do NOT end where your feelings begin.</strong>  <strong>Constitutional rights exist BECAUSE of feelings.  Rights exist in order to keep feelings from interfering with life, liberty, and LAW.</strong></p> <p><strong>When we see people say things such as “Your rights end where my feelings begin”, it is the first step towards going back to a time where people could be put to death simply because their neighbor accused them of witchcraft.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>What’s the betting that whenever she hears people on SVU/CSI type programmes try to bully suspects into confessing or gloat at those found guilty by teasing them about their future cell-mate “Bubba” and tell him to keep his back to the wall, don’t drop the soap etc she either laughs or doesn’t even notice? Because the brutal rapes of men that account for more than half the victims, are so accepted, genuinely encouraged, and ignored by the prison system that practically no but the victims would be sensitive to it. Worst of all, those in for petty/victimless crimes (such as smoking a joint for pain relief) and the falsely accused make up a disproportionate number of victims since they’d be the least prepared for a violent environment, so it’s likely they did nothing that anyone could use to justify their trauma.</p> <p>Are people just supposed to know when someone’s interested? Or is she advocating that only women be allowed to make the first move? Given where the feminist lobby is going, they’ll only be the only ones allowed to make any moves at all, basically the equivalent of legally requiring men do the starfish. And if no one is allowed to ask anyone out for fear of “triggering” them and silent cues are rape, how the hell are relationships supposed to work?</p> <p>It makes sense to want to know why something is supposedly offensive or wrong, that way they can correct it, classic human behaviour to learn and adapt. If they can’t even be arsed telling people why they should stop, they’ll have no reason to and so, unless they are prepared to stop doing doing everything that someone says they don’t like up to and including breathing, will continue doing it. I can extrapolate from this that they don’t want it to stop.</p> <p>My sister and I both exist because of rape as well, mother had a thing for unconscious men and used people’s apathy towards male victims to brag about it without censure.</p></blockquote>
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100 bits of wisdomhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com: I was looking through old high school things and found this. My senior year my econ teacher gave us his list of 100 wisest words. 1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them. 2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don't knock it 'til you try it. 4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck. 5. Always use "we" when referring to your home team or yourgovernment. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. DON'Tunderestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8. Just because you can doesn'tmean you should. 9. Don't dumb it down. 10.You only get one chance to notice a new haircut. 11.If you're staying more than one night, unpack. 12.Never park in front of a bar. 13.Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly. 14.Keep a picture ofyour first fish, first car, and first girl/boyfriend. 15.Hold your heroes to a high standard. 16.A suntanis earned, not bought. 17.Never lie to your doctor. 18.All guns are loaded. 19.Don't mention sunbums. Believe me, they know. 20.The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if its' only once. 21.Take a vacationof your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year. 22.Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 23.A handshake beats an autograph. 24.Don't linger in the doorway. In or out. 25.1f you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourselfshort. 26.1f you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature. 27.Never get your haircut 28.Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets. at the day ofa special event. 29.Never eat lunch at your desk ifyou can avoid it. ी e 30. When you're with new friends, don't just talkabout old friends. 31.Eat lunch with the new kids. 32.When traveling, keep your wits about you. 33.It's never too late for an apology. 34.Don't pose with booze. 35.If you have the right of way. TAKE IT. 36.You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37.When you marry someone, remember you marry theirentire family. 38.Never push someone off a dock. 39.Under no circumstances should you aska woman if sheis pregnant. 40.It's not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live up to it. 41.Don't make a scene. 42.When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best. 43.Know when to ignore the camera. 44.Never gloat. 45.Invest in great luggage. 46.Make time for your mom on your birthday, It's her special day too. 47.When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser. 48.Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp. 49.Give credit. Take Blame. 50.Suck it up every now and again. 51.Never be the last one in the pool. 52.Don't stare. 53.Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally. 54.Stand up to bullies. You'll only have to do it once. 55.If you've made your point, stop talking. 56.Admit it when you're wrong. 57.If you offer to help don'tquit until the job is done. 58.Look people in the eye when you thank them. 59.Thank the bus driver. 60.Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61.Forgive yourself for your mistakes. 62.Know at least one good joke. 63.Don't boo. Even the refis somebody's son. 64.Know how to cook one good meal. 65.Learn to o drive a stick shift. to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime. 66.Be cool 67.It's okay to go to the movies by yourself. 68.Dance with your mother/father. 69.Don't loseyourcool. Especially at work. 70.Always thank the host. 71.If you don'tunderstand, ask before it's too late. 72.Know the size of your boyfriend/girlfriends clothes. 73.There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt. 74.Be a good listener. Don't just take your tum to talk. 75.Keep your word. 76.In college always sit in the front. You'll stand outimmediately. Come grade time it might come in handy. 77.Carry your mother's bags. She carried you for 9 months. 78.Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job. सकि 79.Don't be the talker in a movie. 80.The opposite sex likes people who shower. 81.You are what you do. Not what you say. 82.Lear nto change a tire. 83.Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead ofthem. 84.An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it. का क क 85.Don't litter. 86.1f you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Youropinionis important. 87.You won'talwaysbe the strongestor fastest. But you can be the toughest. 88.Never call someone before or after 9 AM and 9 PM. .Buy the orange propertie 90.Make the little things count. sin Monopoly. 91.Always wear a bra at work. 92.There is a fine line between looking sultry andslutty.Find it. 93. You'renever too old to need your mom. 94. Ladies, if vou make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill. 95.Know the words to your national anthem. 96. 5.Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourselfis more fun than sitting on the bench alone. 97.Smile at strangers. 98.Make Goals. 99.Being old is not dictated by yourbedtime. 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. Über Humor 2013, still no flying cars. Instead, blankets with sleeves. 100 bits of wisdomhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com
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