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Confused, Thank You, and Hunting: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Here is my official plan to change the world as we know it: I become a paramedic. If l encounter patients who cannot be saved, just as they're about to die, I'll look them dead (haha) in the eyes and slap 'em real hard If ghosts are real, this will cause dozens of them to be personally upset with me. I mean, at the very least, they'll want answers. I'll be the most haunted person ever. This means I'll have dozens of opportunities to record paranormal phenomenon. I'll get my own show on the Travel Channel called GHOST SLAPPER, through which I'll eventually get irrefutable scientific evidence that ghosts exist, making me the wealthiest and most respected paranormal researcher of all time. . On my death bed, one of my interns will slap me real hard, to make sure I come back all pissed off and confused .I will be the first ghost to host a ghost hunting show (which is mega cool, come on, admit it) Eventually, the secret goes global, and everyone starts slapping their loved ones real hard as they die, because they believe it's the best way for their spirit to remain here on Earth with them . After enough time, death slaps become commonplace. People have DNS (do not slap) instructions in their wills instead of or along with DNR (do not resuscitate) ones. HOWEVER, because everyone expects the death slaps, they no longer have the desired effect. Getting slapped is just a natural part of dying, now, but it accomplishes nothing .Like with all cultural junk, the origin eventually slips away, and the knowledge of WHY we slap the dying is esoteric at best. .1, however, remember, and haunt hospitals for centuries, laughing because everybody's gettin' slapped. Thank you for your time spiritualwarriorofdestruction What the fuck man a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Excuse me, do you have a better idea? The ghost slapper
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Please spread! I was worried that this post would be a protest against these employers, and am pleasantly surprised that this is being promoted as a positive. Many, many people are either wrongfully convicted, or grossly overcharged due to mandatory minimums in drug possession, minor crimes, and three-strike rules. Disproportionately, these sentences fall on people of color, especially poor people, and particularly black people.  Prison is dehumanizing and deprives people of far more than their liberty. Individuals with a felony conviction, even once released, have trouble finding housing, jobs, income sources, etc., and society provides barely any aid or recourse. Bless these employers for going against the tide and helping change a brutally unjust system.  All of the people subjected to the brutality of the American criminal justice system deserve the chance to rebuild their lives.
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Ass, Confused, and Family: Relatableo @Relatabletxtes Follow If the titanic sunk in 2016 RETWEETS LIKES 5,7097,671 Follow @k-İbrahim15 Replying to @Relatabletxtes The titanic wouldn't sink in 2016 there would be no iceberg in due to climate change and global warming. RETWEETS LIKES 350 E19022 celticpyro: asiafish: dirtydirtychai: destinyrush: she ain’t wrong 🤔 Im so???? What asshole drew this?? As if we don’t have the very recent, devastating shipwrecks of the Costa Concordia (2012) in which video from firefighters helped prove the captain abandoned his ship in a disaster that resulted in 32 fatalities or the sinking of the Sewol ferry in Korea (2014), in which over 300 people, mostly middle school students, were drowned, but not before many sent footage of the ferry’s announcements telling people to stay seated and not evacuate, proving the negligence of the ferry’s crew. Many of them were able to get final goodbye messages to their friends and family before they drowned.  Ability to send final messages aside, documentary archival video footage is PRICELESS in situations like this. After any kind of public event, you bet your ass police are asking for any and all cell phone footage from the area.  anyway, in conclusion, that artist can fuck off  technowogy is scawwy Yes, at least a handful of people probably would be recording it on their phones because then they could alert authorities to send aid and let loved ones know where they are and what’s going on. I can’t stand the anti-technology stigma that really just boils down to a bunch of bitter old people being scared and confused by something they’re unfamiliar with and want to make themselves feel better about by painting it in a negative light.
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Africa, America, and Children: joe prince @joeprince_.3h Macron says Africa's problems are "civilizational" and blames women with "7 or 8" kids. A repugnant speech Politis 0:18 lli G20 GERMANY 2017 923 4065 3,919 joe prince @joeprince_.3h French President Emmanuel Macron is admired as a "model" for future centrist candidates in the America. This is appalling 402 V1,285 24 joe prince @joeprince__3h fun facts: my african father and jamaican mother were educated in their respective countries & only had 2 kids so Macron can shove it joe prince @joeprince *FRANCE SPENDS CENTURIES EXPLOITING AFRICA TO AMASS WEALTH*** MACRON: uh clearly they're dumb & uncivilized 7/10/17, 1:37 PM 1,525 Retweets 3,142 Likes @joeprince Here is the English translation of Macron's remarks, he tried to numb the clear racism of his comments with policy wonk jargon Translating: "The challenge of Africa is completely different, it is much deeper. It is civilizational today. Failing states, complex democratic transitions, the demographic transition, and I'll call back to what I said this morning... One of the essential challenges of Africa... [cut in audio, fades back in talking about a specific country]...one of the countries, that today has seven or eight children born to each woman. You can choose to spend thousands of euros, but you will stabilize nothing." onyourleftbooob: geekandmisandry: c-bassmeow: People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but it’s NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick. Between 1970 and 2002 African nations received 540 billion dollars in loans from wealthy nations and the World Bank and since then they have paid back 550 billion, however they still owe 295 billion due to interest accrued in this time period. This was data from 2004 but the data is still relevant. Struggling nations needed assistance and they were given debt. We create the problem and the solution and then, fucking surprise, our solution is just another problem. It is pure exploitation. [source]
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Africa, America, and Children: joe prince @joeprince_.3h Macron says Africa's problems are "civilizational" and blames women with "7 or 8" kids. A repugnant speech Politis 0:18 lli G20 GERMANY 2017 923 4065 3,919 joe prince @joeprince_.3h French President Emmanuel Macron is admired as a "model" for future centrist candidates in the America. This is appalling 402 V1,285 24 joe prince @joeprince__3h fun facts: my african father and jamaican mother were educated in their respective countries & only had 2 kids so Macron can shove it joe prince @joeprince *FRANCE SPENDS CENTURIES EXPLOITING AFRICA TO AMASS WEALTH*** MACRON: uh clearly they're dumb & uncivilized 7/10/17, 1:37 PM 1,525 Retweets 3,142 Likes @joeprince Here is the English translation of Macron's remarks, he tried to numb the clear racism of his comments with policy wonk jargon Translating: "The challenge of Africa is completely different, it is much deeper. It is civilizational today. Failing states, complex democratic transitions, the demographic transition, and I'll call back to what I said this morning... One of the essential challenges of Africa... [cut in audio, fades back in talking about a specific country]...one of the countries, that today has seven or eight children born to each woman. You can choose to spend thousands of euros, but you will stabilize nothing." sparx-xx: c-bassmeow:People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but it’s NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick. Macron was just voted in just recently and you bitches are just now complaining about his views and what he said about Africas failure and it makes it his fault?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Idk if you annoying rats know, but a plethora of Africans LIVE IN FRANCE, they represent a huge majority in Macrons “uuuge” victory in France. They obviously like the role he is campaigning. Once again, Americans discrediting the other Western Liberal Nations because they’re not conservative enough ….. Smh …… 😒 Im not sure if I had a seizure or if the person who wrote this had one
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Africa, America, and Children: joe prince @joeprince_.3h Macron says Africa's problems are "civilizational" and blames women with "7 or 8" kids. A repugnant speech Politis 0:18 lli G20 GERMANY 2017 923 4065 3,919 joe prince @joeprince_.3h French President Emmanuel Macron is admired as a "model" for future centrist candidates in the America. This is appalling 402 V1,285 24 joe prince @joeprince__3h fun facts: my african father and jamaican mother were educated in their respective countries & only had 2 kids so Macron can shove it joe prince @joeprince *FRANCE SPENDS CENTURIES EXPLOITING AFRICA TO AMASS WEALTH*** MACRON: uh clearly they're dumb & uncivilized 7/10/17, 1:37 PM 1,525 Retweets 3,142 Likes @joeprince Here is the English translation of Macron's remarks, he tried to numb the clear racism of his comments with policy wonk jargon Translating: "The challenge of Africa is completely different, it is much deeper. It is civilizational today. Failing states, complex democratic transitions, the demographic transition, and I'll call back to what I said this morning... One of the essential challenges of Africa... [cut in audio, fades back in talking about a specific country]...one of the countries, that today has seven or eight children born to each woman. You can choose to spend thousands of euros, but you will stabilize nothing." People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but its NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick.
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Tumblr, Beach, and Blog: global-musings: Candomble festival on the beachLocation: Salvador, BrazilPhotographer: Anne Menke 

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America, Disappointed, and Doug: ha lattar are Elon Musk. Jamie Dimon and Bob s plea aligns with that of more than 25 major.cam a letter in favor of the climate p ew York Times and hi exa Walm Robert Iger quand excess ackaging, acrding to is EO Doug MckMllon. US retailer Walmart is "leading by example" by slashing electricity use Speaking at the World Economic Forum in Davos, he advised business leaders to ignore those who dismissed the science of climate change. ral Electric CEO Jeff Immelt, a member of Trump's council on manufacturing, a Tesla's Elon Musk and Disney's Robert Iger quit aders rg d his disapproval of Trump's choice to exit the climate change pact Thursday. ump advisory councils, citing climate change eep U.S. in the Paris Climate Agreement Jeff Immelt @Jefflmmelt ll at the helm of powerful companies--also sit on Trump's business advisory Follow Disappointed with today's decision on the Paris Agreement. Climate change is real. Industry must now lead and not depend on government. 3:56 PM 1 Jun 2017 Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world. 4:02 PM 1 Ju 0174 Wa Robert lger Follow @Robertiger 4s a mater of orinciple, Ive resigned from the President s10,584 21,272 "IBM has stati council over the #ParisAgreerment withdrawal 6:53 PM-1 Jun 2017 PepsiCo CE indira Noyý has said at the Paris acr 91,208 on a global b n 다 28,475 Combating climate change is absolutely critical to the world's future, and Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman funds scholarships to fight it, hat the Paris accor technology and Climate change is an St greenhouse gas emissions. Therefore IBM supported requires all participating countries to put forward their is easier to lead outcomes by being at the table, as a p agricultural productivity and water supplies The councils all here

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Belgium, Books, and College: Crystal Johnson @Crystal1Johnson Following One of these men murdered 10M Europeans the other murdered 15M Africans. We were only taught about one. Why? RETWEETS LIKES 4.368 3,329Ae chaotic-good-milk-hotel: espikvlt: whatupercieveasreal: espikvlt: bellaxiao: King Leopold of Belgium was a cruel, brutal ruler who chopped off feet hands of his Congolese slaves for rubber. Because Hitler was part of a global war that the U.S. was engaged in and King Leopold wasn’t.But we spent far more time learning about Leopold in my university than Hitler, as they were aware we had already learned everything we needed to know about Hitler in elementary school and high school.We read multiple books about King Leopold in multiple classes while I went to university, and I ended up learning just as much about him as I knew about Hitler. So you learn about hitler for free then pay to learn about leopold ? I don’t make school curriculum, I’m just helping answer the question and explain the logic behind it.(I also believe in free college, so in a more sensical world, you wouldn’t have to pay for either.) Also this post comes across as really minimizing towards the tragedy that was the Holocaust. Hitler didn’t just kill 10 million “Europeans”, he killed 10 million, Jewish people, Roma, gay and transgender people, disabled people, political dissenters and yes, black people. King Leopold was undoubtedly a monster but you shouldn’t trivialize one tragedy to talk about another because that’s really fucked up. 
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All I Want for Christmas Is You, America, and Christmas: thestanconfessionsll tumblr Idol can Go Further Mariah Carev is iirelevant outside the US can c-bassmeow: Really? Let’s just see some of her global achievements.  1. Japan - Mariah Carey is the most successful non-japanese artist in  history. Out of the top ten best-selling non-Japanese albums, FOUR of them are Mariah’s. Mariah occupy’s the 1, 3, 4, and 8th positions. She is also the only non-Japanese artist to sell over 1million in a week.  2. S. Korea- Mariah is one of two non-Korean women to sell, with one album, over a million copies.  3. Australia- Mariah is one of six women to have an album go 10X platinum. Music box was the best selling album in the country in 1994.  4. Netherlands- only her and Celine are the only non-dutch women to have an album sell over 6X platinum  5. New Zealand- Mariah is the female with the most number ones in this country, with six  6. Brazil - her single “I want to know what love is” broke airplay records with a record 27 weeks at number 1. No other song comes close. Also her album Music Box is one of the highest selling albums by an international artist.  7. U.K. - MAriah carey has two number ones here and several high-selling singles and albums in this country. Also, All I want for Christmas is You is her strongest selling single here and named the U.K’s best holiday single of the decade. Music Box is certified 5x platinum. She has 24 top-ten singles in this country.  8. France- Mariah has several mutli-platinum hits here and even a diamond record.  9. China- Mariah is the only non-chinese artist to play in five stadiums  10. Canada- Mariah has three number one albums and several top-ten albums here.  She has 10 #1 singles here and several more top ten hits.  11. Europe- Mariah has too many too count #1 and/or top ten hits in various smaller European countries including: Switzerland, Germany, Spain, Ireland, Italy, Norway,  Other - she has one 19 world music awards, she is massive in Asia (yes the entire continent), despite RB being very unpopular in Latin America during the 90′s she managed to make some  hits in the continent.  In conclusion: know what you are talking about. 

c-bassmeow: Really? Let’s just see some of her global achievements.  1. Japan - Mariah Carey is the most successful non-japanese artist in  ...

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