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reddie-fucked-me-up: Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge “#CancelRichieTozier” party, of course. When isn’t there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not “knowing something was up with him”.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, he’d probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extra™ of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the “receipts” surfaced. It wasn’t until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amiss— the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.“Oh fuck me,” He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie’s shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably should’ve been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fiancé to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture he’d ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didn’t know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that “first love” was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He just… hadn’t gone public with it yet.Eddie didn’t mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they’d care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Well… looking at this photo— at the way their bodies could just exist together— Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn’t glitching. He just couldn’t get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didn’t want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie’s entire body, trusting him with this… this precious thing he was. This thing that probably should’ve belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.“Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fiancé here was a fan. I hope he doesn’t take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe”: Trashmouth Your Mom > 345,987 likes Trashmouth Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fiance here was a fan. I hope he doesn't take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe BevvieMarshHoly Shit, Rich SummerKid324 Plot Twist view all 12,243 comments reddie-fucked-me-up: Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge “#CancelRichieTozier” party, of course. When isn’t there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not “knowing something was up with him”.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, he’d probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extra™ of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the “receipts” surfaced. It wasn’t until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amiss— the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.“Oh fuck me,” He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie’s shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably should’ve been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fiancé to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture he’d ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didn’t know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that “first love” was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He just… hadn’t gone public with it yet.Eddie didn’t mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they’d care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Well… looking at this photo— at the way their bodies could just exist together— Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn’t glitching. He just couldn’t get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didn’t want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie’s entire body, trusting him with this… this precious thing he was. This thing that probably should’ve belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.“Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fiancé here was a fan. I hope he doesn’t take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe”
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advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

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Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

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As many of you know, I enjoyed Black Panther, but I do feel it’s a little overrated as a movie. I appreciate the cultural significance, and it can only be positive if more of the movie-going public feel represented. Everyone deserves a superhero who they can identify with. My question is, can you rank your favourite superhero movies of the year from best to worst? 1. Infinity War 2. Spider-Verse 3. Venom 4. Black Panther. 5. Deadpool 2 6. Ant-Man and the Wasp (edited to add last two movies that I forgot watching) ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote: GEEK FACTS 1 Black Panther (2018) has been nominated for Best Picture at the Golden Globes. This is Marvel Studios first ever nomination and the first time a superhero film has been nominated in the Best Picture category. Source: Gizmodo As many of you know, I enjoyed Black Panther, but I do feel it’s a little overrated as a movie. I appreciate the cultural significance, and it can only be positive if more of the movie-going public feel represented. Everyone deserves a superhero who they can identify with. My question is, can you rank your favourite superhero movies of the year from best to worst? 1. Infinity War 2. Spider-Verse 3. Venom 4. Black Panther. 5. Deadpool 2 6. Ant-Man and the Wasp (edited to add last two movies that I forgot watching) ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluesigma.tumblr.com/post/84574604910/chaotically-neutral-itsdeadinthewater">bluesigma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaotically-neutral.tumblr.com/post/84574518414/itsdeadinthewater-lupita-nyongo-and-benedict">chaotically-neutral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsdeadinthewater.tumblr.com/post/76891977683/lupita-nyongo-and-benedict-cumberbatch-at-the">itsdeadinthewater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumberbum.tumblr.com/post/76846810420">cumberbum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><span><small> Lupita Nyong’o and Benedict Cumberbatch at the Pre-Golden Globes party</small></span></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Does she know that this guys ancestors OWNED her ancestors? I’m curious as to wether or not she is aware. I’m white, so I really have no idea but I can’t even imagine…. Sometimes it’s so hard to understand why black people even go near us.</p> </blockquote> <p>She’s not American. Instead of assuming that Lupita is stupid, everyone is American, and human rights violations are heritable traits, consider that people shouldn’t separate by race. </p> </blockquote> <p>also, while Benedict’s ancestors owned slaves, he has not. shut the fuck up with your white guilt. it’s embarrassing to watch.</p> </blockquote> <p>That first response is objectively the most braindead thing I’ve heard today.</p>: CUMBERBUM I TUMBLR <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluesigma.tumblr.com/post/84574604910/chaotically-neutral-itsdeadinthewater">bluesigma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaotically-neutral.tumblr.com/post/84574518414/itsdeadinthewater-lupita-nyongo-and-benedict">chaotically-neutral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsdeadinthewater.tumblr.com/post/76891977683/lupita-nyongo-and-benedict-cumberbatch-at-the">itsdeadinthewater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumberbum.tumblr.com/post/76846810420">cumberbum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><span><small> Lupita Nyong’o and Benedict Cumberbatch at the Pre-Golden Globes party</small></span></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Does she know that this guys ancestors OWNED her ancestors? I’m curious as to wether or not she is aware. I’m white, so I really have no idea but I can’t even imagine…. Sometimes it’s so hard to understand why black people even go near us.</p> </blockquote> <p>She’s not American. Instead of assuming that Lupita is stupid, everyone is American, and human rights violations are heritable traits, consider that people shouldn’t separate by race. </p> </blockquote> <p>also, while Benedict’s ancestors owned slaves, he has not. shut the fuck up with your white guilt. it’s embarrassing to watch.</p> </blockquote> <p>That first response is objectively the most braindead thing I’ve heard today.</p>
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