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Im 14

Im 18

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salar de atacama

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breaking down

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Camera, Glorious, and Open: When you open the front camera on accident but it doesn't matter because you're glorious https://t.co/Ik2SJeMQIb

Camera, Glorious, and Open: When you open the front
camera on accident but it
doesn't matter because you're
glorious
https://t.co/Ik2SJeMQIb

Camera, Glorious, and Open: When you open the front
camera on accident but it
doesn't matter because you're
glorious
https://t.co/Ik2SJeMQIb

https://t.co/Ik2SJeMQIb

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard. They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care. I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard. They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard. They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard. They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care. I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GiCUCi

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard. They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GiCUCi

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard. They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GiCUCi

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard. They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care. I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard. They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard. They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊

Nudes, Glorious, and Mix Tape: Alexander Winn @AlexForTheWinn Never forget that we, as a species, made our glorious debut onto the galactic stage by sending unsolicited nudes, a mix tape, and directions back to our place. 11/30/18, 8:43 PM 3,376 Retweets 11.6K Likes Never forget

Nudes, Glorious, and Mix Tape: Alexander Winn
@AlexForTheWinn
Never forget that we, as a species,
made our glorious debut onto the
galactic stage by sending unsolicited
nudes, a mix tape, and directions
back to our place.
11/30/18, 8:43 PM
3,376 Retweets 11.6K Likes
Never forget

Nudes, Glorious, and Mix Tape: Alexander Winn
@AlexForTheWinn
Never forget that we, as a species,
made our glorious debut onto the
galactic stage by sending unsolicited
nudes, a mix tape, and directions
back to our place.
11/30/18, 8:43 PM
3,376 Retweets 11.6K Likes
Never forget

Never forget

Happy, Rain, and Glorious: Im singin in the rainJust singin in the rainWhat a glorious feelingIm happy again

Happy, Rain, and Glorious: Im singin in the rainJust singin in the rainWhat a glorious feelingIm happy again

Happy, Rain, and Glorious: Im singin in the rainJust singin in the rainWhat a glorious feelingIm happy again

America, Taken, and True: Source: https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript programming great again" TrumpScript is a language i Four Rice University students decided that "the current field o programming languages does not include any that Trump's glorious golden combover would approve of" and designed something worthy of a presidential candidate during a 36-hour hackathon. Here are some of TrumpScript's features: All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us. There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made. Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself. - All programs must end with America is great. Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B. In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC. Amazing language. The best.

America, Taken, and True: Source: https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript
programming great again"
TrumpScript is a language i
Four Rice University students decided that "the current field o programming languages does not include any
that Trump's glorious golden combover would approve of" and designed something worthy of a presidential
candidate during a 36-hour hackathon. Here are some of TrumpScript's features:
All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie
Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
- All programs must end with America is great.
Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe
in PC.
Amazing language. The best.

America, Taken, and True: Source: https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript
programming great again"
TrumpScript is a language i
Four Rice University students decided that "the current field o programming languages does not include any
that Trump's glorious golden combover would approve of" and designed something worthy of a presidential
candidate during a 36-hour hackathon. Here are some of TrumpScript's features:
All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie
Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
- All programs must end with America is great.
Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe
in PC.
Amazing language. The best.

Amazing language. The best.

God, Oh My God, and Saw: supersugoiboi: violetohara: the-polyhedron: conquerorwurm: violetohara: violetohara: violetohara: violetohara: Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful we saw kittens there last week. This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel started combing and picking the burrs sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold. If we can, we are probably going to keep her. What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. We have named this glorious creature Nux. A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat! Oh my god!!!! i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him I just told him!

God, Oh My God, and Saw: supersugoiboi:

violetohara:

the-polyhedron:

conquerorwurm:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel started combing and picking the burrs sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable.

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

God, Oh My God, and Saw: supersugoiboi:

violetohara:

the-polyhedron:

conquerorwurm:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel started combing and picking the burrs sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable.

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

supersugoiboi: violetohara: the-polyhedron: conquerorwurm: violetohara: violetohara: violetohara: violetohara: Tiny dirty stray ...

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes! This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!! and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story
So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story
So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel

Bitch, Christmas, and Fucking: xenart said: have you heard the story of how they got the original voice of Donald to come out of retirement for mickeys christmas carol, because it'd been years since they'd used the original characters and they didnt have money do to legit casting. So they were just hiring people who could do a goofy/mickey/minnie from within the studio, but they couldn't find a Donald. So in desperation they hesitantly call up 78 year old Clarence Nash to see if he'd like to do it. And of course he's thrilled- 1/2 xenart said: So he comes into the studio and of course everyone with a pulse is crammed into the recording studio because its "fucking Donald Duck*. And its a full Wonka moment where this frail old man hobbles up to the mic, and the directors are sweatin because they don't wanna tell this old man that he cant do the role he originated. He starts to speak, then coughs, the entire room is holding their breath... then he says 'son of a goddamn bitch' in perfect Donald and the animators loose their fuckin minds modmad:THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS WARM FUZZY HILARIOUS ANIMATION XMAS STORY I DIDN’T KNOW AND I LOVE THIS

Bitch, Christmas, and Fucking: xenart said:
have you heard the story of how they got the original voice of Donald to come
out of retirement for mickeys christmas carol, because it'd been years since
they'd used the original characters and they didnt have money do to legit
casting. So they were just hiring people who could do a goofy/mickey/minnie
from within the studio, but they couldn't find a Donald. So in desperation they
hesitantly call up 78 year old Clarence Nash to see if he'd like to do it. And of
course he's thrilled- 1/2

xenart said:
So he comes into the studio and of course everyone with a pulse is crammed
into the recording studio because its "fucking Donald Duck*. And its a full
Wonka moment where this frail old man hobbles up to the mic, and the
directors are sweatin because they don't wanna tell this old man that he cant
do the role he originated. He starts to speak, then coughs, the entire room is
holding their breath... then he says 'son of a goddamn bitch' in perfect Donald
and the animators loose their fuckin minds
modmad:THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS WARM FUZZY HILARIOUS ANIMATION XMAS STORY I DIDN’T KNOW AND I LOVE THIS

Bitch, Christmas, and Fucking: xenart said:
have you heard the story of how they got the original voice of Donald to come
out of retirement for mickeys christmas carol, because it'd been years since
they'd used the original characters and they didnt have money do to legit
casting. So they were just hiring people who could do a goofy/mickey/minnie
from within the studio, but they couldn't find a Donald. So in desperation they
hesitantly call up 78 year old Clarence Nash to see if he'd like to do it. And of
course he's thrilled- 1/2

xenart said:
So he comes into the studio and of course everyone with a pulse is crammed
into the recording studio because its "fucking Donald Duck*. And its a full
Wonka moment where this frail old man hobbles up to the mic, and the
directors are sweatin because they don't wanna tell this old man that he cant
do the role he originated. He starts to speak, then coughs, the entire room is
holding their breath... then he says 'son of a goddamn bitch' in perfect Donald
and the animators loose their fuckin minds
modmad:THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS WARM FUZZY HILARIOUS ANIMATION XMAS STORY I DIDN’T KNOW AND I LOVE THIS

Mood, Tumblr, and Blog: l am a goddess @parks.n.rec RA A glorious female warrior. makerswomen: a MOOD today as we watch this historic class of women being sworn into Congress. 👏👏👏

Mood, Tumblr, and Blog: l am a goddess
@parks.n.rec
RA
A glorious female warrior.
makerswomen:

a MOOD today as we watch this historic class of women being sworn into Congress. 👏👏👏

Mood, Tumblr, and Blog: l am a goddess
@parks.n.rec
RA
A glorious female warrior.
makerswomen:

a MOOD today as we watch this historic class of women being sworn into Congress. 👏👏👏

makerswomen: a MOOD today as we watch this historic class of women being sworn into Congress. 👏👏👏

Being Alone, Dude, and Friends: "What if women had minstrel cvcles instead of menstrual cycles? You'd just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?" My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian) #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren't pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he's there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven't seen your friend's minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she's like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know ther minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#1 love the minstrels (@onionjuggler) 64,409 notes は Minstrel cycles

Being Alone, Dude, and Friends: "What if women had minstrel cvcles instead of
menstrual cycles? You'd just have a guy with a
lute follow you around for a week every month
and play you songs constantly?"
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you
weren't pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you
wake up and he's there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your
favorite dude#but then you realize you haven't seen your friend's minstrel in a
while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so
for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels
everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she's like
my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know ther minstrel has gone off to find
her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes
back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#1 love
the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
64,409 notes
は
Minstrel cycles

Being Alone, Dude, and Friends: "What if women had minstrel cvcles instead of
menstrual cycles? You'd just have a guy with a
lute follow you around for a week every month
and play you songs constantly?"
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you
weren't pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you
wake up and he's there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your
favorite dude#but then you realize you haven't seen your friend's minstrel in a
while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so
for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels
everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she's like
my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know ther minstrel has gone off to find
her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes
back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#1 love
the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
64,409 notes
は
Minstrel cycles

Glorious, All That, and Courage: Let us take a loving look at who we are and where we have been, all the lessons we have learned and all that we have learned since then. Isn't t such a glorious thing, to see how all of this connects? And to know that after everything we have been through, we are far from finished yet? May we carry on with courage, and a deeply rooted hope that no matter where the road does lead us, it will lead us where we will grow Morgan Harper Nichols

Glorious, All That, and Courage: Let us take a loving look at who
we are and where we have been,
all the lessons we have learned
and all that we have learned
since then. Isn't t such a glorious
thing, to see how all of this
connects? And to know that after
everything we have been through,
we are far from finished yet?
May we carry on with courage,
and a deeply rooted hope that no
matter where the road does lead
us, it will lead us where we will
grow
Morgan Harper Nichols

Glorious, All That, and Courage: Let us take a loving look at who
we are and where we have been,
all the lessons we have learned
and all that we have learned
since then. Isn't t such a glorious
thing, to see how all of this
connects? And to know that after
everything we have been through,
we are far from finished yet?
May we carry on with courage,
and a deeply rooted hope that no
matter where the road does lead
us, it will lead us where we will
grow
Morgan Harper Nichols

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Camera, Glorious, and Open: When you open the front
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Dude, God, and Love: Anonymous said:
I went from the aph Germania tag on your blog to the aph parents tag and I'm
so in love with roderich's father. He is glorious

Everyone in w0am das, Lwill be
clags. iy wife da**
Rot TleseiN

oh god hes
Rodendh?
ask-art-student-prussia:

he’s a young dude at heart

Dude, God, and Love: Anonymous said:
I went from the aph Germania tag on your blog to the aph parents tag and I'm
so in love with roderich's father. He is glorious

Everyone in w0am das, Lwill be
clags. iy wife da**
Rot TleseiN

oh god hes
Rodendh?
ask-art-student-prussia:

he’s a young dude at heart

ask-art-student-prussia: he’s a young dude at heart

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have ever met. I miss the big guy every day
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Someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag
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and we had 8 glorious years together. Don't tell
my current dog, that was the most caring dog I
have ever met. I miss the big guy every day
awesomacious:

This amazing drug dealer

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during a job interview if you get asked, "What
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describe you?" just use some traits from ur
hogwarts house
but-ur-not-remus-lupin
reblog to save a life
glorious-spoon
Hufflepuff: hardworking, loyal, responsible
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Gryffindor: adventurous, confident, principled
princelouisofcambridge
SHIT
well look at that

Friends, Gryffindor, and Job Interview: fellytones
during a job interview if you get asked, "What
are three words your friends would use to
describe you?" just use some traits from ur
hogwarts house
but-ur-not-remus-lupin
reblog to save a life
glorious-spoon
Hufflepuff: hardworking, loyal, responsible
Ravenclaw: smart, curious, analytical
Slytherin: enterprising, clever, creative
Gryffindor: adventurous, confident, principled
princelouisofcambridge
SHIT
well look at that

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Someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag.
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and we had 8 glorious years together. Don't tell
my current dog, that was the most caring dog
have ever met. I miss the big guy every day
Not all heroes wear capes

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401 native 1h
Someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag.
They were such a shitty person and a terrible dog
owner. You best believe I took that fucking dog
and we had 8 glorious years together. Don't tell
my current dog, that was the most caring dog
have ever met. I miss the big guy every day
Not all heroes wear capes

Bitch, Dude, and Halo: CLASS' BITCH WAS FATSHAMING THIS DUDEIN CLASS DUDE REPLIED WITH "UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE BOOBS" MEMEFUL.COM Never have I seen a more glorious moment after that since the guys singing the Halo theme in the toilet

Bitch, Dude, and Halo: CLASS' BITCH WAS FATSHAMING
THIS DUDEIN CLASS
DUDE REPLIED WITH "UNLIKE
YOU, I HAVE BOOBS"
MEMEFUL.COM
Never have I seen a more glorious moment after that since the guys singing the Halo theme in the toilet

Bitch, Dude, and Halo: CLASS' BITCH WAS FATSHAMING
THIS DUDEIN CLASS
DUDE REPLIED WITH "UNLIKE
YOU, I HAVE BOOBS"
MEMEFUL.COM
Never have I seen a more glorious moment after that since the guys singing the Halo theme in the toilet

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my current dog, that was the most caring dog I
have ever met. I miss the big guy every day
This amazing drug dealer

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my current dog, that was the most caring dog I
have ever met. I miss the big guy every day
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have ever met. I miss the big guy every day
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have ever met. I miss the big guy every day
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Bitch, Christmas, and Fucking: xenart said: have you heard the story of how they got the original voice of Donald to come out of retirement for mickeys christmas carol, because it'd been years since they'd used the original characters and they didnt have money do to legit casting. So they were just hiring people who could do a goofy/mickey/minnie from within the studio, but they couldn't find a Donald. So in desperation they hesitantly call up 78 year old Clarence Nash to see if he'd like to do it. And of course he's thrilled- 1/2 xenart said: So he comes into the studio and of course everyone with a pulse is crammed into the recording studio because its "fucking Donald Duck*. And its a full Wonka moment where this frail old man hobbles up to the mic, and the directors are sweatin because they don't wanna tell this old man that he cant do the role he originated. He starts to speak, then coughs, the entire room is holding their breath... then he says 'son of a goddamn bitch' in perfect Donald and the animators loose their fuckin minds modmad: THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS WARM FUZZY HILARIOUS ANIMATION XMAS STORY I DIDN'T KNOW AND I LOVE THIS The Return of the Duck

Bitch, Christmas, and Fucking: xenart said:
have you heard the story of how they got the original voice of Donald to come
out of retirement for mickeys christmas carol, because it'd been years since
they'd used the original characters and they didnt have money do to legit
casting. So they were just hiring people who could do a goofy/mickey/minnie
from within the studio, but they couldn't find a Donald. So in desperation they
hesitantly call up 78 year old Clarence Nash to see if he'd like to do it. And of
course he's thrilled- 1/2
xenart said:
So he comes into the studio and of course everyone with a pulse is crammed
into the recording studio because its "fucking Donald Duck*. And its a full
Wonka moment where this frail old man hobbles up to the mic, and the
directors are sweatin because they don't wanna tell this old man that he cant
do the role he originated. He starts to speak, then coughs, the entire room is
holding their breath... then he says 'son of a goddamn bitch' in perfect Donald
and the animators loose their fuckin minds
modmad:
THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS WARM FUZZY HILARIOUS
ANIMATION XMAS STORY I DIDN'T KNOW AND I LOVE THIS
The Return of the Duck

Bitch, Christmas, and Fucking: xenart said:
have you heard the story of how they got the original voice of Donald to come
out of retirement for mickeys christmas carol, because it'd been years since
they'd used the original characters and they didnt have money do to legit
casting. So they were just hiring people who could do a goofy/mickey/minnie
from within the studio, but they couldn't find a Donald. So in desperation they
hesitantly call up 78 year old Clarence Nash to see if he'd like to do it. And of
course he's thrilled- 1/2
xenart said:
So he comes into the studio and of course everyone with a pulse is crammed
into the recording studio because its "fucking Donald Duck*. And its a full
Wonka moment where this frail old man hobbles up to the mic, and the
directors are sweatin because they don't wanna tell this old man that he cant
do the role he originated. He starts to speak, then coughs, the entire room is
holding their breath... then he says 'son of a goddamn bitch' in perfect Donald
and the animators loose their fuckin minds
modmad:
THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS WARM FUZZY HILARIOUS
ANIMATION XMAS STORY I DIDN'T KNOW AND I LOVE THIS
The Return of the Duck

Blessed, Funny, and History: OUR BLESSED HOMELAND THEIR BARBAROUS WASTES OUR GLORIOUS LEADER THEIR WICKED DESPOT OUR GREAT RELIGION THEIR PRIMITIVE SUPERSTITION OUR NOBLE POPULACE THEIR BACKWARD SAVAGES ! OUR HEROIC THEIR BRUTISH ADVENTURERS INVADERS sin TOM GAULD History 101 via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2SKUzVE

Blessed, Funny, and History: OUR BLESSED HOMELAND
THEIR BARBAROUS WASTES
OUR GLORIOUS
LEADER
THEIR WICKED
DESPOT
OUR GREAT
RELIGION
THEIR PRIMITIVE
SUPERSTITION
OUR NOBLE
POPULACE
THEIR BACKWARD
SAVAGES !
OUR HEROIC THEIR BRUTISH
ADVENTURERS INVADERS
sin
TOM GAULD
History 101 via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2SKUzVE

Blessed, Funny, and History: OUR BLESSED HOMELAND
THEIR BARBAROUS WASTES
OUR GLORIOUS
LEADER
THEIR WICKED
DESPOT
OUR GREAT
RELIGION
THEIR PRIMITIVE
SUPERSTITION
OUR NOBLE
POPULACE
THEIR BACKWARD
SAVAGES !
OUR HEROIC THEIR BRUTISH
ADVENTURERS INVADERS
sin
TOM GAULD
History 101 via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2SKUzVE

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Chill, Funny, and Netflix: Alexander Winn @AlexForTheWinn Neverorget that we, as a species, made our glorious debut onto the galactic stage by sending unsolicited nudes, a mix tape, and directions back to our place. 11/30/18, 8:43 PM 3,376 Retweets 11.6K Likes Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill? via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2zL0t1C

Chill, Funny, and Netflix: Alexander Winn
@AlexForTheWinn
Neverorget that we, as a species,
made our glorious debut onto the
galactic stage by sending unsolicited
nudes, a mix tape, and directions
back to our place.
11/30/18, 8:43 PM
3,376 Retweets 11.6K Likes
Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill? via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2zL0t1C

Chill, Funny, and Netflix: Alexander Winn
@AlexForTheWinn
Neverorget that we, as a species,
made our glorious debut onto the
galactic stage by sending unsolicited
nudes, a mix tape, and directions
back to our place.
11/30/18, 8:43 PM
3,376 Retweets 11.6K Likes
Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill? via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2zL0t1C

Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill? via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2zL0t1C

Glorious, Rough Roman, and Culture: Everything the Greeks made The romans Is this our glorious culture and heritage?

Glorious, Rough Roman, and Culture: Everything the
Greeks made
The romans
Is this our glorious culture and heritage?

Glorious, Rough Roman, and Culture: Everything the
Greeks made
The romans
Is this our glorious culture and heritage?

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Camera, Glorious, and Open: When you open the front
camera on accident but it
doesn't matter because you're
glorious
https://t.co/U5iPKxFhtt

Camera, Glorious, and Open: When you open the front
camera on accident but it
doesn't matter because you're
glorious
https://t.co/U5iPKxFhtt

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Friends, Glasses, and Glorious: Friends Trying On Each Other's Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions

Friends, Glasses, and Glorious: Friends Trying On Each
Other's Glasses Revel In Glorious
Mayhem Of Having Slightly
Different Prescriptions

Friends, Glasses, and Glorious: Friends Trying On Each
Other's Glasses Revel In Glorious
Mayhem Of Having Slightly
Different Prescriptions

Friends, Glasses, and Glorious: Friends Trying On Each Other's Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions

Friends, Glasses, and Glorious: Friends Trying On Each
Other's Glasses Revel In Glorious
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Different Prescriptions

Friends, Glasses, and Glorious: Friends Trying On Each
Other's Glasses Revel In Glorious
Mayhem Of Having Slightly
Different Prescriptions

America, Lawyer, and Love: THE BORING COMPANY Dear Not-so-Boring Customer, The lawyers have spoken and due to shipping restrictions, we can't mail your glorious propane fuel. To make it up to you, we've included some cold hard cash so that you can stroll on down to your local store and stock up on some nice C3Hs. MF 05233190 E F6 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA MF 05233190 E THIS NOTE IS TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE FOR ALL DEBTS, PLEGALTENDERVATE 155 SERIES 2013 C Tmaswrer of the United State You'll be looking for a 14.1 oz (400 g) propane cylinder, which is about 11 inches high and 3 inches wide. Common brands include BernzomaticC, Worthington©, Rothenberger©, GoSystems®, or Todays Tools©* and are available at most hardware or automotive stores. See page five of the not-a- flamethrower instructions for further information. Love, The Boring Company Lawyer Time: Bernzomatic@, Worthington@, Rothenbergero, GoSystemsoO, Todays Toolso are not associated with The Boring Company or the not-a-flamethrower in any way Received my Elon Musk flamethrower today.

America, Lawyer, and Love: THE
BORING
COMPANY
Dear Not-so-Boring Customer,
The lawyers have spoken and due to shipping restrictions, we can't mail your
glorious propane fuel. To make it up to you, we've included some cold hard
cash so that you can stroll on down to your local store and stock up on some
nice C3Hs.
MF 05233190 E
F6
THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA
MF 05233190 E
THIS NOTE IS TENDER
FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE
FOR ALL DEBTS, PLEGALTENDERVATE
155
SERIES 2013
C Tmaswrer of the United State
You'll be looking for a 14.1 oz (400 g) propane cylinder, which is about 11
inches high and 3 inches wide. Common brands include BernzomaticC,
Worthington©, Rothenberger©, GoSystems®, or Todays Tools©* and are
available at most hardware or automotive stores. See page five of the not-a-
flamethrower instructions for further information.
Love,
The Boring Company
Lawyer Time: Bernzomatic@, Worthington@, Rothenbergero, GoSystemsoO, Todays Toolso are not associated with The Boring Company or the not-a-flamethrower in any way
Received my Elon Musk flamethrower today.

America, Lawyer, and Love: THE
BORING
COMPANY
Dear Not-so-Boring Customer,
The lawyers have spoken and due to shipping restrictions, we can't mail your
glorious propane fuel. To make it up to you, we've included some cold hard
cash so that you can stroll on down to your local store and stock up on some
nice C3Hs.
MF 05233190 E
F6
THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA
MF 05233190 E
THIS NOTE IS TENDER
FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE
FOR ALL DEBTS, PLEGALTENDERVATE
155
SERIES 2013
C Tmaswrer of the United State
You'll be looking for a 14.1 oz (400 g) propane cylinder, which is about 11
inches high and 3 inches wide. Common brands include BernzomaticC,
Worthington©, Rothenberger©, GoSystems®, or Todays Tools©* and are
available at most hardware or automotive stores. See page five of the not-a-
flamethrower instructions for further information.
Love,
The Boring Company
Lawyer Time: Bernzomatic@, Worthington@, Rothenbergero, GoSystemsoO, Todays Toolso are not associated with The Boring Company or the not-a-flamethrower in any way
Received my Elon Musk flamethrower today.

Received my Elon Musk flamethrower today.

Appreciate, Glorious, and Warhammer: 144p 1080p 4K 40K Goast 2014 supaiovd Glorious. warhammer fans will appreciate

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Aaron Rodgers, Football, and Memes: @NFL MEMES Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions on 1,240 straight pass attempts and still have a better career TD to INT ratio than Nathan Peterman Nathan Peterman once threw 3 interceptions and zero touchdowns in a game and his passer rating went up from 20.8 to 30.7. Nathan Peterman finishes his tenure with the Bills having a lower QB rating than if he simply spiked the ball straight into the ground on every single play of his career. Nathan Peterman has left us with these glorious stats https://t.co/lgTu06yLib

Aaron Rodgers, Football, and Memes: @NFL MEMES
Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions
on 1,240 straight pass attempts and still have a better
career TD to INT ratio than Nathan Peterman
Nathan Peterman once threw 3 interceptions and zero
touchdowns in a game and his passer rating went up
from 20.8 to 30.7.
Nathan Peterman finishes his tenure with the Bills having
a lower QB rating than if he simply spiked the ball straight
into the ground on every single play of his career.
Nathan Peterman has left us with these glorious stats https://t.co/lgTu06yLib

Aaron Rodgers, Football, and Memes: @NFL MEMES
Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions
on 1,240 straight pass attempts and still have a better
career TD to INT ratio than Nathan Peterman
Nathan Peterman once threw 3 interceptions and zero
touchdowns in a game and his passer rating went up
from 20.8 to 30.7.
Nathan Peterman finishes his tenure with the Bills having
a lower QB rating than if he simply spiked the ball straight
into the ground on every single play of his career.
Nathan Peterman has left us with these glorious stats https://t.co/lgTu06yLib

Nathan Peterman has left us with these glorious stats https://t.co/lgTu06yLib

Aaron Rodgers, Memes, and Nfl: ONFL MEMES Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions on 1,240 straight pass attempts and still have a better career TD to INT ratio than Nathan Peterman. Nathan Peterman once threw 3 interceptions and zero touchdowns in a game and his passer rating went up from 20.8 to 30.7. Nathan Peterman finishes his tenure with the Bills having a lower QB rating than if he simply spiked the ball straight into the ground on every single play of his career. Nathan Peterman has left us with these three glorious stats

Aaron Rodgers, Memes, and Nfl: ONFL MEMES
Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions
on 1,240 straight pass attempts and still have a better
career TD to INT ratio than Nathan Peterman.
Nathan Peterman once threw 3 interceptions and zero
touchdowns in a game and his passer rating went up
from 20.8 to 30.7.
Nathan Peterman finishes his tenure with the Bills having
a lower QB rating than if he simply spiked the ball straight
into the ground on every single play of his career.
Nathan Peterman has left us with these three glorious stats

Aaron Rodgers, Memes, and Nfl: ONFL MEMES
Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions
on 1,240 straight pass attempts and still have a better
career TD to INT ratio than Nathan Peterman.
Nathan Peterman once threw 3 interceptions and zero
touchdowns in a game and his passer rating went up
from 20.8 to 30.7.
Nathan Peterman finishes his tenure with the Bills having
a lower QB rating than if he simply spiked the ball straight
into the ground on every single play of his career.
Nathan Peterman has left us with these three glorious stats

Nathan Peterman has left us with these three glorious stats

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: theshitpostcalligrapher: I have literally never tried this before and my first night of practice produced this and I feel like I have been given a glorious curse.submitted by @danilanidingdonggaspa chosen one

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: theshitpostcalligrapher:

I have literally never tried this before and my first night of practice produced this and I feel like I have been given a glorious curse.submitted by @danilanidingdonggaspa chosen one

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: theshitpostcalligrapher:

I have literally never tried this before and my first night of practice produced this and I feel like I have been given a glorious curse.submitted by @danilanidingdonggaspa chosen one

Friends, Girls, and Love: So a teacher in my friends' class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don't think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious I love this so much

Friends, Girls, and Love: So a teacher in my friends' class told them he
had grounded his daughter for wearing make up
at school, and turns out that the next day every
single girl in class had slapped the brightest
blood red lipstick they had and there was a line
in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous
curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they
looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their
way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher
came in the room his face just FELL and he kept
avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so
they started raising their hands and asking
questions about the subject to force him to look
at them, and if you don't think girls are amazing
when they get down to battle you are missing
out on something glorious
I love this so much

Friends, Girls, and Love: So a teacher in my friends' class told them he
had grounded his daughter for wearing make up
at school, and turns out that the next day every
single girl in class had slapped the brightest
blood red lipstick they had and there was a line
in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous
curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they
looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their
way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher
came in the room his face just FELL and he kept
avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so
they started raising their hands and asking
questions about the subject to force him to look
at them, and if you don't think girls are amazing
when they get down to battle you are missing
out on something glorious
I love this so much

I love this so much

Glorious, Lad, and This: tylerD #6495ed INHABIT @Ahhhbbhthelight in awe at the s aturation of this lad. absolute huenit 11:24 PM-13 æ 245 -iprolongings a +bi consensus Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values!

Glorious, Lad, and This: tylerD #6495ed
INHABIT
@Ahhhbbhthelight
in awe at the s aturation of this lad.
absolute huenit
11:24 PM-13 æ 245
-iprolongings a +bi consensus
Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values!

Glorious, Lad, and This: tylerD #6495ed
INHABIT
@Ahhhbbhthelight
in awe at the s aturation of this lad.
absolute huenit
11:24 PM-13 æ 245
-iprolongings a +bi consensus
Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values!

Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values!

Flexing, Memes, and Weird: @AİİGod me: *gets down on one knee, and pulls out ring* is this it... chief? her: *tears falling down her face* weird flex... but ok We are living in glorious times.

Flexing, Memes, and Weird: @AİİGod
me: *gets down on one knee, and pulls
out ring* is this it... chief?
her: *tears falling down her face* weird
flex... but ok
We are living in glorious times.

Flexing, Memes, and Weird: @AİİGod
me: *gets down on one knee, and pulls
out ring* is this it... chief?
her: *tears falling down her face* weird
flex... but ok
We are living in glorious times.

We are living in glorious times.

Glorious, Abi, and Lad: tylerD #6495ed INHABITv @Ahhhbbhthelight in awe at the s aturatio n of this lad. absolute huenit 11:24 PM 13 æ 245 -iprolongings abi consen s us Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values! https://t.co/fC35ur20Dn

Glorious, Abi, and Lad: tylerD #6495ed
INHABITv
@Ahhhbbhthelight
in awe at the s aturatio n of this lad.
absolute huenit
11:24 PM 13 æ 245
-iprolongings abi consen s us
Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values! https://t.co/fC35ur20Dn

Glorious, Abi, and Lad: tylerD #6495ed
INHABITv
@Ahhhbbhthelight
in awe at the s aturatio n of this lad.
absolute huenit
11:24 PM 13 æ 245
-iprolongings abi consen s us
Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values! https://t.co/fC35ur20Dn

Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values! https://t.co/fC35ur20Dn

Books, Fresh, and Life: Here's to fresh coffee, sunshine, morning walks, blooming flowers, good books and all the other simple but glorious pleasures of life.

Books, Fresh, and Life: Here's to fresh coffee,
sunshine, morning walks,
blooming flowers, good
books and all the other
simple but glorious
pleasures of life.

Books, Fresh, and Life: Here's to fresh coffee,
sunshine, morning walks,
blooming flowers, good
books and all the other
simple but glorious
pleasures of life.

Memes, Time, and Glorious: We could have danced all night. @LauraBenanti is glorious. (I was so stunned I didn’t even ask for a picture, so here’s Harry & Norbert) @MyFairLadyBway is even better the second time. https://t.co/5Bm6J1lXEN

Memes, Time, and Glorious: We could have danced all night.
@LauraBenanti is glorious. (I was so stunned I didn’t even ask for a picture, so here’s Harry & Norbert)
@MyFairLadyBway is even better the second time. https://t.co/5Bm6J1lXEN

Memes, Time, and Glorious: We could have danced all night.
@LauraBenanti is glorious. (I was so stunned I didn’t even ask for a picture, so here’s Harry & Norbert)
@MyFairLadyBway is even better the second time. https://t.co/5Bm6J1lXEN

We could have danced all night. @LauraBenanti is glorious. (I was so stunned I didn’t even ask for a picture, so here’s Harry & Norbert) @M...

Internet, Life, and Movies: NO ADS ON INTERNET NO ADS LISTENING TO MUSIC NO ADS WATCHING TVSHOWS OR MOVIES GLORIOUS! made on imgur its the little successes which make life worth living.

Internet, Life, and Movies: NO ADS ON INTERNET NO ADS
LISTENING TO MUSIC NO ADS
WATCHING TVSHOWS OR MOVIES
GLORIOUS!
made on imgur
its the little successes which make life worth living.

Internet, Life, and Movies: NO ADS ON INTERNET NO ADS
LISTENING TO MUSIC NO ADS
WATCHING TVSHOWS OR MOVIES
GLORIOUS!
made on imgur
its the little successes which make life worth living.

its the little successes which make life worth living.

Anaconda, Memes, and The Office: "As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron." -H. L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920 And, about 100 years later ... heeeere we are!

Anaconda, Memes, and The Office: "As democracy is perfected, the office
of the President represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people.
On some great and glorious day, the plain
folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last, and the White House will
be occupied by a downright fool and
complete narcissistic moron."
-H. L. Mencken,
The Baltimore Evening Sun,
July 26, 1920
And, about 100 years later ... heeeere we are!

Anaconda, Memes, and The Office: "As democracy is perfected, the office
of the President represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people.
On some great and glorious day, the plain
folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last, and the White House will
be occupied by a downright fool and
complete narcissistic moron."
-H. L. Mencken,
The Baltimore Evening Sun,
July 26, 1920
And, about 100 years later ... heeeere we are!

And, about 100 years later ... heeeere we are!

Lol, Memes, and Time: HENLO! Time to wake up! DrSmashlove SOUND ON TO HEAR THIS WHITE BOYE’S GLORIOUS LIL POUTY SCOWL LOL AWWWWWW 😍😂😂

Lol, Memes, and Time: HENLO! Time to wake up!
DrSmashlove
SOUND ON TO HEAR THIS WHITE BOYE’S GLORIOUS LIL POUTY SCOWL LOL AWWWWWW 😍😂😂

Lol, Memes, and Time: HENLO! Time to wake up!
DrSmashlove
SOUND ON TO HEAR THIS WHITE BOYE’S GLORIOUS LIL POUTY SCOWL LOL AWWWWWW 😍😂😂

Ass, Memes, and True: "True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker's ass" Dalai Lama Memes! Glorious memes!

Ass, Memes, and True: "True happiness
comes from snorting
coke off a hooker's
ass"
Dalai Lama
Memes! Glorious memes!

Ass, Memes, and True: "True happiness
comes from snorting
coke off a hooker's
ass"
Dalai Lama
Memes! Glorious memes!

Apparently, Final Boss, and Party: thouartathaumaturgeharry G battlecrazed-axe-mage forgamers They should make a co- op game where you and a buddy go through many levels, leveling up and beating bosses But the final boss is each other You were my brother Player 2! crunchthedeerstroyer I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king's castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile They opened the doors, only to find it empty save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom. And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon's control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again. I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them. fuckyeahsnackables GLORIOUS. battlecrazed-axe- mage Excellent DMing! Source: forgamers 23,729 notes Great DD campaign

Apparently, Final Boss, and Party: thouartathaumaturgeharry
G battlecrazed-axe-mage
forgamers
They should make a co-
op game where you and
a buddy go through many
levels, leveling up and
beating bosses But the
final boss is each other
You were my brother Player 2!
crunchthedeerstroyer
I one time did a campaign in DND where
the entire party woke up in a trash heap,
memories wiped, when a man in shining white
armor approached them. He helped them up,
healed them, and helped them escape what
was essentially the dump and find their way
into the sunlight. He told them of the tale
of a wicked king of immense power who
bargained for his abilities from a demon,
hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed
to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a
pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to
find those pearls, because they held a magic
in them that could defeat the king
This particular NPC was startlingly
overpowered at first, right a long the levels
of 6 while everyone else was just starting
out, and he helped them along in the most
dire situations, healing, defeating, and even
resurrecting for them. There would be periods
where he would be gone, and the party would
have to face a crypt full of mummies together
or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean
and retrieve these milky white pearls that
would give them the ability to help their friend
and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their
memories came back to them, and that was
a stark comfort for them, but the entire time,
there seemed to be a piece missing
After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the
6th one), they journied with the man to the
wicked king's castle, and fought their way
through endless ranks of guards, undead,
demons, and even a lich, until they made their
way to the sacred bed chamber of the king,
that they all remembered the story of from
before they had awoken in that garbage pile
They opened the doors, only to find it empty
save the usual furniture, marred by scratches
and the ancient scrawl of demons. The
man in the white armor sighed and walked
into the bedroom.
And his armor changed from white to pitch
black, and the whole party remembered
suddenly. That was the face of the wicked
king, the face that smiled at them whenever
he healed them, the face that looked stern
as they suggested stupids things to find the
pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's
control, the king had found a way to set him
self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls
along with brave, powerful warriors. Every
absence he felt was where he had to return to
the demon's control and become the wicked
king again, but he was determined to fight
himself, to rid his own evil from the world,
to end this curse of immortality and see his
loved one again.
I made the party fight the final boss, and they
saw the eyes of a friend
They all cried, and I am no longer allowed
to DM for them.
fuckyeahsnackables
GLORIOUS.
battlecrazed-axe-
mage
Excellent DMing!
Source: forgamers
23,729 notes
Great DD campaign

Apparently, Final Boss, and Party: thouartathaumaturgeharry
G battlecrazed-axe-mage
forgamers
They should make a co-
op game where you and
a buddy go through many
levels, leveling up and
beating bosses But the
final boss is each other
You were my brother Player 2!
crunchthedeerstroyer
I one time did a campaign in DND where
the entire party woke up in a trash heap,
memories wiped, when a man in shining white
armor approached them. He helped them up,
healed them, and helped them escape what
was essentially the dump and find their way
into the sunlight. He told them of the tale
of a wicked king of immense power who
bargained for his abilities from a demon,
hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed
to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a
pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to
find those pearls, because they held a magic
in them that could defeat the king
This particular NPC was startlingly
overpowered at first, right a long the levels
of 6 while everyone else was just starting
out, and he helped them along in the most
dire situations, healing, defeating, and even
resurrecting for them. There would be periods
where he would be gone, and the party would
have to face a crypt full of mummies together
or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean
and retrieve these milky white pearls that
would give them the ability to help their friend
and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their
memories came back to them, and that was
a stark comfort for them, but the entire time,
there seemed to be a piece missing
After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the
6th one), they journied with the man to the
wicked king's castle, and fought their way
through endless ranks of guards, undead,
demons, and even a lich, until they made their
way to the sacred bed chamber of the king,
that they all remembered the story of from
before they had awoken in that garbage pile
They opened the doors, only to find it empty
save the usual furniture, marred by scratches
and the ancient scrawl of demons. The
man in the white armor sighed and walked
into the bedroom.
And his armor changed from white to pitch
black, and the whole party remembered
suddenly. That was the face of the wicked
king, the face that smiled at them whenever
he healed them, the face that looked stern
as they suggested stupids things to find the
pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's
control, the king had found a way to set him
self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls
along with brave, powerful warriors. Every
absence he felt was where he had to return to
the demon's control and become the wicked
king again, but he was determined to fight
himself, to rid his own evil from the world,
to end this curse of immortality and see his
loved one again.
I made the party fight the final boss, and they
saw the eyes of a friend
They all cried, and I am no longer allowed
to DM for them.
fuckyeahsnackables
GLORIOUS.
battlecrazed-axe-
mage
Excellent DMing!
Source: forgamers
23,729 notes
Great DD campaign

Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you’re saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that’s going i think we all know where that’s going

Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
e With
Preferred by Teachers
ar E
CRAYONS
24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

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DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

Anaconda, Friends, and Ghostface Killah: Logic releases tracklisting for 'YSIV' !! I. Thank You ft. Lucy Rose & The RattPack II. Everybody Dies III. The Return IV. The Glorious Five V. One Day ft. Ryan Tedder VI. Wu Tang Forever ft. Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, RZA, Method Man, Inspectah Deck, Cappadonna, Jackpot Scotty Wotty, U-God, Masta Killa, GZA VII. 100 Miles and Running ft. Wale & John Lindahl VIII. Ordinary Day ft. Hailee Steinfeld IX. YSIV X. Street Dreams II XI. The Adventures of Stoney Bob ft. Kajo, Slaydro, Big Lenbo XII. Legacy XIII. ICONIC ft. Jaden Smith XIV. Last Call Who’s hyped⁉️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Anaconda, Friends, and Ghostface Killah: Logic releases tracklisting for 'YSIV' !!
I. Thank You ft. Lucy Rose & The RattPack
II. Everybody Dies
III. The Return
IV. The Glorious
Five
V. One Day ft. Ryan Tedder
VI. Wu Tang Forever ft. Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, RZA, Method Man, Inspectah Deck,
Cappadonna, Jackpot Scotty Wotty, U-God, Masta Killa, GZA
VII. 100 Miles and Running ft. Wale & John Lindahl
VIII. Ordinary Day ft. Hailee Steinfeld
IX. YSIV
X. Street Dreams II
XI. The Adventures of Stoney Bob ft. Kajo, Slaydro, Big Lenbo
XII. Legacy
XIII. ICONIC ft. Jaden Smith
XIV. Last Call
Who’s hyped⁉️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Anaconda, Friends, and Ghostface Killah: Logic releases tracklisting for 'YSIV' !!
I. Thank You ft. Lucy Rose & The RattPack
II. Everybody Dies
III. The Return
IV. The Glorious
Five
V. One Day ft. Ryan Tedder
VI. Wu Tang Forever ft. Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, RZA, Method Man, Inspectah Deck,
Cappadonna, Jackpot Scotty Wotty, U-God, Masta Killa, GZA
VII. 100 Miles and Running ft. Wale & John Lindahl
VIII. Ordinary Day ft. Hailee Steinfeld
IX. YSIV
X. Street Dreams II
XI. The Adventures of Stoney Bob ft. Kajo, Slaydro, Big Lenbo
XII. Legacy
XIII. ICONIC ft. Jaden Smith
XIV. Last Call
Who’s hyped⁉️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

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Bored, Hungry, and Live: bisexualpiratequeen I'm trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1- I am glorious above all things 2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored 3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine 4- Show displeasure clearly. 5- NO 6- Demand the things you want. If they aren't given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7- If you are touched when you don't want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Bored, Hungry, and Live: bisexualpiratequeen
I'm trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play
when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms
and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren't
given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don't want to
be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make
them bleed.

Bored, Hungry, and Live: bisexualpiratequeen
I'm trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play
when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms
and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren't
given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don't want to
be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make
them bleed.

Dank, Love, and Trap: What's Your Vagina's Name? First letter of your first name. First letter of your last name. A- Princess B- Chubby C- Grumpy D- Wonderful E- Dainty F- Mrs G- The Glorious H- The Incredible I- President J- The Magnificent K- Lady L- The Insatiable M- The Talented N Fancy O- Sparkly P- The Bald Q. The Tiny R- Mc S Queen T- Madame U- Sad V- Adorable W- Wild X- The Reckless Y- Fluffy Z- Mademoiselle A- Hot Waffle B- Glitter Biscuit C- Lunch Box D- Love Muffin E- Sugar Hole F. Wonder Bush G Thunder Bush H- Chomp Box I- Muff J- Jiggly Bits K- Love Button L- Thunder Dungeon M- Love Bunker N- Destroyer O- Danger Bin P- Whisker Biscuit Q- Pearl Crusher R- Angry Beaver S- Penis Glove T- Banana Basket U- Fuzz Box V- Pink Panther W- Penis Fly Trap X- Pooter Y- Moose Knuckle Z- Snake Charmer What did u get cunts?

Dank, Love, and Trap: What's Your Vagina's Name?
First letter of your first name. First letter of your last name.
A- Princess
B- Chubby
C- Grumpy
D- Wonderful
E- Dainty
F- Mrs
G- The Glorious
H- The Incredible
I- President
J- The Magnificent
K- Lady
L- The Insatiable
M- The Talented
N Fancy
O- Sparkly
P- The Bald
Q. The Tiny
R- Mc
S Queen
T- Madame
U- Sad
V- Adorable
W- Wild
X- The Reckless
Y- Fluffy
Z- Mademoiselle
A- Hot Waffle
B- Glitter Biscuit
C- Lunch Box
D- Love Muffin
E- Sugar Hole
F. Wonder Bush
G Thunder Bush
H- Chomp Box
I- Muff
J- Jiggly Bits
K- Love Button
L- Thunder Dungeon
M- Love Bunker
N- Destroyer
O- Danger Bin
P- Whisker Biscuit
Q- Pearl Crusher
R- Angry Beaver
S- Penis Glove
T- Banana Basket
U- Fuzz Box
V- Pink Panther
W- Penis Fly Trap
X- Pooter
Y- Moose Knuckle
Z- Snake Charmer
What did u get cunts?

Dank, Love, and Trap: What's Your Vagina's Name?
First letter of your first name. First letter of your last name.
A- Princess
B- Chubby
C- Grumpy
D- Wonderful
E- Dainty
F- Mrs
G- The Glorious
H- The Incredible
I- President
J- The Magnificent
K- Lady
L- The Insatiable
M- The Talented
N Fancy
O- Sparkly
P- The Bald
Q. The Tiny
R- Mc
S Queen
T- Madame
U- Sad
V- Adorable
W- Wild
X- The Reckless
Y- Fluffy
Z- Mademoiselle
A- Hot Waffle
B- Glitter Biscuit
C- Lunch Box
D- Love Muffin
E- Sugar Hole
F. Wonder Bush
G Thunder Bush
H- Chomp Box
I- Muff
J- Jiggly Bits
K- Love Button
L- Thunder Dungeon
M- Love Bunker
N- Destroyer
O- Danger Bin
P- Whisker Biscuit
Q- Pearl Crusher
R- Angry Beaver
S- Penis Glove
T- Banana Basket
U- Fuzz Box
V- Pink Panther
W- Penis Fly Trap
X- Pooter
Y- Moose Knuckle
Z- Snake Charmer
What did u get cunts?

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