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Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes! This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!! and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel

Glorious, All That, and Courage: Let us take a loving look at who we are and where we have been, all the lessons we have learned and all that we have learned since then. Isn't t such a glorious thing, to see how all of this connects? And to know that after everything we have been through, we are far from finished yet? May we carry on with courage, and a deeply rooted hope that no matter where the road does lead us, it will lead us where we will grow Morgan Harper Nichols

Camera, Glorious, and Open: When you open the front camera on accident but it doesn't matter because you're glorious https://t.co/Mfp3dIoO2m

https://t.co/Mfp3dIoO2m

Dude, God, and Love: Anonymous said: I went from the aph Germania tag on your blog to the aph parents tag and I'm so in love with roderich's father. He is glorious Everyone in w0am das, Lwill be clags. iy wife da** Rot TleseiN oh god hes Rodendh? ask-art-student-prussia: he’s a young dude at heart

ask-art-student-prussia: he’s a young dude at heart

Drugs, Fucking, and Memes: Drug dealers of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been offered in compensation for drugs? 4.3k 2.0k Share BEST COMMENTS 401 native 1h Someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag. They were such a shitty person and a terrible dog owner. You best believe I took that fucking dog and we had 8 glorious years together. Don't tell my current dog, that was the most caring dog have ever met. I miss the big guy every day Not all heroes wear capes

Drug Dealer, Drugs, and Fucking: r/AskReddit u/Bluephobes 3h Drug dealers of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been offered in compensation for drugs? 4.3k 2.0k T.Share BEST COMMENTS 401 native 1h Someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag They were such a shitty person and a terrible dog owner. You best believe I took that fucking dog and we had 8 glorious years together. Don't tell my current dog, that was the most caring dog I have ever met. I miss the big guy every day This amazing drug dealer via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2A9O8EJ

Glorious, Rough Roman, and Culture: Everything the Greeks made The romans Is this our glorious culture and heritage?

Bad, Fire, and Friday: FROM THE CREATOR OF LOUDER THAN LIFE, WELCOME TO ROCKVILLE &CO-CREATOR OF ROCK ON THE RANGE 1, 18 19, 204 MAPFRE STADIUM COLUMBUS, OH C SYSTEM DISTURBED FIGHTERS OF A DOWN DISTURBED BRING ME THE HORIZON THE PRODIGY GHOST HALESTORM LAMB OF GOD CHEVELLE JOANJE LTHE CULT IN THIS MOMENT THE HIVES GOJIRA THE DISTILLERS MESHUGGAH ACTION BRONSON THE STRUTS REFUSED KILLSWITCH ENGAGE PARKWAY DRIVE BLACK LABEL SOCIETY BEARTOOTH SCARS ON BROADWAY ARCHITECTS TOM MORELLO AVATAR PUSSY RIOT BAD WOLVES FEVER 333 MARK LANEGAN BAND BADFLOWER THE GLORIOUS SONS ISSUES YUNGBLUD HO9909 BLACK PISTOL FIRE SCARLXRD ZEAL&ARDOR BASEMENT THE BLACK DAHLIÁ MURDER DON BROCO WAGE WAR HANDS LIKE HOUSES WHILE SHE SLEEPS PALAYE ROYALE MOVEMENTS AMIGO THE DEVIL THE PLOT IN YOU BOSTON MANGR COUNTERFEIT DEMCB HAPPY TEENAGE WRIST THE PRETTY VICIOUS BLACK COFFEE SHVPES DIRTY HONEY NoICARES THE JACKS smusws coweer & seoNEW WORD ENEANDREW BICE CLAY HENRY ROLLINS PAULY SHORE MORE TBA TICKETS ON SALE I1/30 @ NOON ET We are headlining Summer 2019’s @sonictemplefestival in Columbus, OH. Tickets on sale this Friday at sonicmusicfestival.com.

Camera, Glorious, and Open: When you open the front camera on accident but it doesn't matter because you're glorious https://t.co/U5iPKxFhtt

https://t.co/U5iPKxFhtt

Friends, Glasses, and Glorious: Friends Trying On Each Other's Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions

Aaron Rodgers, Football, and Memes: @NFL MEMES Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions on 1,240 straight pass attempts and still have a better career TD to INT ratio than Nathan Peterman Nathan Peterman once threw 3 interceptions and zero touchdowns in a game and his passer rating went up from 20.8 to 30.7. Nathan Peterman finishes his tenure with the Bills having a lower QB rating than if he simply spiked the ball straight into the ground on every single play of his career. Nathan Peterman has left us with these glorious stats https://t.co/lgTu06yLib

Nathan Peterman has left us with these glorious stats https://t.co/lgTu06yLib

Aaron Rodgers, Memes, and Nfl: ONFL MEMES Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions on 1,240 straight pass attempts and still have a better career TD to INT ratio than Nathan Peterman. Nathan Peterman once threw 3 interceptions and zero touchdowns in a game and his passer rating went up from 20.8 to 30.7. Nathan Peterman finishes his tenure with the Bills having a lower QB rating than if he simply spiked the ball straight into the ground on every single play of his career. Nathan Peterman has left us with these three glorious stats

Nathan Peterman has left us with these three glorious stats

Friends, Girls, and Love: So a teacher in my friends' class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don't think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious I love this so much

I love this so much

Flexing, Memes, and Weird: @AİİGod me: *gets down on one knee, and pulls out ring* is this it... chief? her: *tears falling down her face* weird flex... but ok We are living in glorious times.

We are living in glorious times.

Glorious, Abi, and Lad: tylerD #6495ed INHABITv @Ahhhbbhthelight in awe at the s aturatio n of this lad. absolute huenit 11:24 PM 13 æ 245 -iprolongings abi consen s us Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values! https://t.co/fC35ur20Dn

Behold his glorious hexadecimal colour values! https://t.co/fC35ur20Dn

Books, Fresh, and Life: Here's to fresh coffee, sunshine, morning walks, blooming flowers, good books and all the other simple but glorious pleasures of life.

Memes, Time, and Glorious: We could have danced all night. @LauraBenanti is glorious. (I was so stunned I didn’t even ask for a picture, so here’s Harry & Norbert) @MyFairLadyBway is even better the second time. https://t.co/5Bm6J1lXEN

We could have danced all night. @LauraBenanti is glorious. (I was so stunned I didn’t even ask for a picture, so here’s Harry & Norbert) @M...

Anaconda, Memes, and The Office: "As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron." -H. L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920 And, about 100 years later ... heeeere we are!

And, about 100 years later ... heeeere we are!

Lol, Memes, and Time: HENLO! Time to wake up! DrSmashlove SOUND ON TO HEAR THIS WHITE BOYE’S GLORIOUS LIL POUTY SCOWL LOL AWWWWWW 😍😂😂

Anaconda, Friends, and Ghostface Killah: Logic releases tracklisting for 'YSIV' !! I. Thank You ft. Lucy Rose & The RattPack II. Everybody Dies III. The Return IV. The Glorious Five V. One Day ft. Ryan Tedder VI. Wu Tang Forever ft. Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, RZA, Method Man, Inspectah Deck, Cappadonna, Jackpot Scotty Wotty, U-God, Masta Killa, GZA VII. 100 Miles and Running ft. Wale & John Lindahl VIII. Ordinary Day ft. Hailee Steinfeld IX. YSIV X. Street Dreams II XI. The Adventures of Stoney Bob ft. Kajo, Slaydro, Big Lenbo XII. Legacy XIII. ICONIC ft. Jaden Smith XIV. Last Call Who’s hyped⁉️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Who’s hyped⁉️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Bored, Hungry, and Live: bisexualpiratequeen I'm trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1- I am glorious above all things 2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored 3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine 4- Show displeasure clearly. 5- NO 6- Demand the things you want. If they aren't given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7- If you are touched when you don't want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Dank, Love, and Trap: What's Your Vagina's Name? First letter of your first name. First letter of your last name. A- Princess B- Chubby C- Grumpy D- Wonderful E- Dainty F- Mrs G- The Glorious H- The Incredible I- President J- The Magnificent K- Lady L- The Insatiable M- The Talented N Fancy O- Sparkly P- The Bald Q. The Tiny R- Mc S Queen T- Madame U- Sad V- Adorable W- Wild X- The Reckless Y- Fluffy Z- Mademoiselle A- Hot Waffle B- Glitter Biscuit C- Lunch Box D- Love Muffin E- Sugar Hole F. Wonder Bush G Thunder Bush H- Chomp Box I- Muff J- Jiggly Bits K- Love Button L- Thunder Dungeon M- Love Bunker N- Destroyer O- Danger Bin P- Whisker Biscuit Q- Pearl Crusher R- Angry Beaver S- Penis Glove T- Banana Basket U- Fuzz Box V- Pink Panther W- Penis Fly Trap X- Pooter Y- Moose Knuckle Z- Snake Charmer What did u get cunts?

Alive, America, and Beautiful: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium. The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) Foreign powers cheat us! canada steals our milk. China steals our PRESIDENT TRUMP milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko's. The crowd boos. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) The United Snakes is doing so good other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is Bo beautiful. The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging. This is glorious

This is glorious

Funny, Winter, and Glorious: Unveiling my 2019 winter body like @themuffreport We are glorious goddesses @themuffreport ☺️☺️

We are glorious goddesses @themuffreport ☺️☺️

Abc, Memes, and Earth: (Photo by Heidi Gutman/ABC via Getty Images) Meghan McCain tweeted about the passing of her father, Sen. John McCain: "But in this loss, and in this sorrow, I take comfort in this: John McCain, hero of the republic and to his little girl, wakes today to something more glorious than anything on this earth."

Meghan McCain tweeted about the passing of her father, Sen. John McCain: "But in this loss, and in this sorrow, I take comfort in this: John...

Dad, Family, and Fire: Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain I love you forever - my beloved father @SenJohnMcCain My father, United States Senator John Sidney McCain III, departed this life today. I was with my father at his end, as he was with me at my beginning. In the thirty-three years we shared together, he raised me, taught me, corrected me, comforted me, encouraged me, and supported me in all things. He loved me, and I loved him. He taught me how to live. His love and his care, ever present, always unfailing, took me from a girl to a woman- and he showed me what it is to be a man All that I am is thanks to him. Now that he is gone, the task of my lifetime is to live up to his example, his expectations, and his love. My father's passing comes with sorrow and grief for me, for my mother, for my brothers, and for my sisters. He was a great fire who burned bright, and we lived in his light and warmth for so very long. We know that his flame lives on, in each of us. The days and years to come will not be the same without my dad-but they will be good days, filled with life and love, because of the example he lived for us. Your prayers, for his soul and for our family, are sincerely appreciated. My father is gone, and I miss him as only an adoring daughter can. But in this loss, and in this sorrow,I take comfort in this: John McCain, hero of the republic and to his little girl, wakes today to something more glorious than anything on this earth. Today the warrior enters his true and eternal life, greeted by those who have gone before him, rising to meet the Author of All Things: "The dream is ended: this is the morning. Earlier, Meghan McCain tweeted about the passing of her father, Sen. John McCain.

Earlier, Meghan McCain tweeted about the passing of her father, Sen. John McCain.

Bee Movie, Destiny, and Donald Trump: redrum @iDntGetCurved Hold up... AINT NO DAMN WAY he stole that from the bee movie son Barry B. Benson, Donald Trump Inaugural Address (2017) We are one nation-and their pain is our pain. Their dreams are our dreams and their success will be our success We share one heart, one home, and one glorious destiny. Bee Movie (2002) We are one colonyand their pain is our pain. Their dreams are our dreams and their success will be our success We share one heart, one hive, and one glorious destiny. according to all known laws of aviation, Donald Trump just started following @trending 😂 our president is really following a SEXUAL meme page 🤦🏼

Donald Trump just started following @trending 😂 our president is really following a SEXUAL meme page 🤦🏼

Dank, Poop, and Glorious: This would be the most glorious poop ever.

Assassination, Bad, and Comfortable: writing-prompt-s The royal family employs no bodyguards. A would-be assassin discovers why. ga lwednesday "Please?" the crown prince said hopefully. The assassin hesitated. "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this" "Come on, you're doing great Just one stab, it'll be easy-peasy." The prince spread his arms wide, leaving his throat and chest vulnerable. "Look, I'm going to level with you," the assassin said. " took this contract on the assumption that you were a bad dude. Usually when a country goes bankrupt this fast, its because whoevers in charge is raiding the treasury. But once I infiltrated the guard, I actually had to spend time around you, and you're just." The assassin threw her hands up in disgust. "You're a really nice person! There's no getting around it! So I'm not super on board with murdering you now. Nothing personal." But if you don't, my sisters won't get the life insurance payout, and the country will be in debt for the next century!" Tm pretty sure arranging for your own assassination is insurance fraud." "Your whole job is to commit murder," the prince said, "and now you're worried about a little insurance fraud?" The assassin pinched the bridge of her nose. "Okay, let's back up and think about this rationally. Have you considered faking your own death? This was not what I was expecting, and it is glorious.

Advice, Drugs, and Fucking: rAskReddit /luephobes 22h Drug dealers of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been offered in compensation for drugs? Advice T36,5k 13,1k Share 1 TOP COMMENTS 401_native x5.19h Someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag They were such a shitty person and a terrible dog owner. You best believe l took that fucking dog and we had 8 glorious years together. Don't tell my current dog, that was the most caring dog I have ever met. I miss the big guy every day Reply 51,9k The dog was the real winner. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LKbtDR">https://ift.tt/2LKbtDR</a>

Drugs, Fucking, and Reddit: Sprint Wi-Fi 19:15 r/AskReddit u/Bluephobes.3h Drug dealers of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been offered in compensation for drugs 44.3k 2.0k T. Share BEST COMMENTS 401 native 1h Someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag They were such a shitty person and a terrible dog owner. You best believe l took that fucking dog and we had 8 glorious years together. Don't tell my current dog, that was the most caring dogl have ever met.I miss the big guy every day Reply 3.5k Alkanfel 34m That s... Surprisingly wholesome Vote 990 bespokefolds 29m So wholesome! I'm glad he found a home with you ↑ Vote 990 Add a comment Wholesome Reddit 🐕

Drugs, Fucking, and Reddit: Sprint Wi-Fi 19:15 r/AskReddit u/Bluephobes.3h Drug dealers of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been offered in compensation for drugs 44.3k 2.0k T. Share BEST COMMENTS 401 native 1h Someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag They were such a shitty person and a terrible dog owner. You best believe l took that fucking dog and we had 8 glorious years together. Don't tell my current dog, that was the most caring dogl have ever met.I miss the big guy every day Reply 3.5k Alkanfel 34m That s... Surprisingly wholesome Vote 990 bespokefolds 29m So wholesome! I'm glad he found a home with you ↑ Vote 990 Add a comment Wholesome Reddit 🐕 via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LBvnRt">https://ift.tt/2LBvnRt</a>

Gym, Fuck, and Glorious: When you're finally on ur way to the gym after a long day of life's bullshit RDIO Glorious. 😏💪 @fuck_cardio

Beautiful, Glorious, and Wholesome: HONDERFUL! TRULY OIVINE GLORIOUS ! OH! M. OH DEAR Y POR CREATURE IT MUST BE HARD 爷奉 \BEING THE Most bEAUTIFUL OAD N THE ORLO Wholesome comic via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LzjZoV">https://ift.tt/2LzjZoV</a>

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