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Glorious, Race, and York: The annual Ebor race on a glorious day here in York

The annual Ebor race on a glorious day here in York

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Good Morning, Animal, and Good: Good morning, human! Just another glorious day in the animal sanctuary, isn’t it! I’m in a duckrry; I mean hurry, bye!

Good morning, human! Just another glorious day in the animal sanctuary, isn’t it! I’m in a duckrry; I mean hurry, bye!

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Good Morning, Animal, and Good: Good morning, human! Just another glorious day in the animal sanctuary, isn’t it! I’m in a duckrry; I mean hurry, bye!

Good morning, human! Just another glorious day in the animal sanctuary, isn’t it! I’m in a duckrry; I mean hurry, bye!

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Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Beautiful: 100% 12:58 Q O amazon prime John Junek January 18, 2019 Simply life changing I used to live a drab and flakeless life, if you can call that living. Then, on one glorious day (it was January 18th, I marked it on my calendar) I discovered this ingeniously simple, transcendentaly elegant, and holisticly complete solution to self improvement and the fulfillment of all life's promises. Like a breath of fresh air, I gaze upon its subtle curves in wonderment, I marvel at the speed, the efficiency, the raw quality of the blessed flakes that it generously brings into my life. I now have perfectly sized flakes for my stracciatella. They go great on ceviche, crem brulee, duck pate en croute, baklava, tripe, escargot, and sea slug. Flakes really add flavor to caviar, balut, ortolan, huitlacoche, and durian. I stir its beautiful flakes into my kopi luwak and then sprinkle them on top of my casu marzu. Who wrought this monument to consumer product design perfection? To what artist savant do we owe our new found joie de vivre? Was it Eero Saarinen, or Frank Lloyd Wright, or Sir James Dyson? Whoever it was, I need to hug them because never before in the history of human endeavor has such a device such a concept, had so great an impact on the fundamental meaning of civility and the definition of our place in the universe. I can no longer imagine my days without it. It is there next to my bed, watching over me when I wake up in the morning. It rides next to me, lovingly strapped into the passenger seat of the Flakemobile. It patiently waits, perched on my desk, for me to demonstrate its prowess to any passing coworker or DMV customer. It is the last thing I see when I fall to sleep. All other flakers pale before the eminenceof my dearest FlocMan! lonce was lost, but now, thanks to the KoMo FlocMan Flaker, I no longer have to endure the wretched solitude of a hopelessly flakless existence. Thank you Amazon, thank you for bringing this magnificent wood gained pearl of hope into my life. 380 people found this helpful Helpful Report KoMo FlocMan Flaker

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Funny, Glorious, and Valentine: Are you seriously not gonna swear your fealty to the Commander-in-chief Funny Valentine on this glorious day

Are you seriously not gonna swear your fealty to the Commander-in-chief Funny Valentine on this glorious day

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Ass, Children, and Empire: by Loeb123 -So perhaps some of you may have heard of that tragedy.. -Sorry, I'm ass late, won't believe what I just.. -Shhhh! .. of a friend of mine, called Plageis. I know, the name's a bit weird.. -What's so important about today's meeting? -The Senate is telling about a Jedi complot to overthrow the Republic. ..but he was a good fellow. I first met him in a tavern in Darvanis, a hive of scum and villany. -(Damn, that must be all the ruckus I saw at the Temple before. Perhaps I should tell about the clones killing children and teens...) . by 91 BBY, you know, that famous battle. Anyway, he taught me everything he knew, was like a big brother for me. It was said he could save anyone from death.. -(I mean, we are a democratic society, we got rights and stuff. Pretty sure our troops killing kids will causea great stir.) -... but not himself. Now, isn't that ironic? I thouught as much. let me be clear now. -(And, if I step forward, perhaps they will proclaim me Supreme Chancellor. Imagine that! "Supreme Chancellor Organa". Damn, then I could afford leaving Alderaaan. Really, that place blows.) osenow that we inow esch other a bit bemter, meep on with prociaining he Golectic Enpire. Tou see, it wont Depere, wit, winowi, but its goseowe, andthersamat emy -(First thing I would do is invade the weeqais. And fire that blue guy with horns. Who's that guy, anyway? All day standing there like a lemon.) art on sodays meting, ot wo -(I'm sure if someone ever makes an MMO about all this, this quys head will clip through all armors. I'm starting to really hate him.) the Empire We will preserve order and security ond oll Rinds of things, eromise. *thunderous applause -So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause. *thun ous applause* *thunderous applause* *thunderous applause * *thunderous applause* -Sorry, why are we here again? *thunderous applause You deserve your glorious day with the politicians
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