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Batman, Chipotle, and College: duskirisescinnacorn+ rosslynpaladin throwtime throwtime I'm about to have a fun afternoorn So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses She trains, for free mind you, three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of i'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough,I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich Because you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delivery So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did vou say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit. So l explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like 'So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls What a great day Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story Source: throwtime 148,102 notes
Batman, Chipotle, and College: duskirisescinnacorn+ rosslynpaladin throwtime throwtime I'm about to have a fun afternoorn So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses She trains, for free mind you, three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of i'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough,I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich Because you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delivery So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did vou say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit. So l explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like 'So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls What a great day Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story Source: throwtime 148,102 notes
College, Cute, and Dude: My friends and I were eating out in our city's downtown area and we were having a grand old time being crinay young men. In the middle of one of our conversations, I notice out of the corner of my eye a pretty attractive woman who l'd say was around mid 30-ish years of age. She was blonde with hazel eyes. She walks into the restaurant and stops right next to me and gives me this look that says, "Hey, you're kinda cute." She then proceeded to look up and ask our entire table, "If I were the restroom, where would I be?" After she asked everyone, she goes back to looking at me. Now keep in mind, I haven't caught on to the fact that she was trying to get my attention in a way besides looking for the restroom. Me, being oblivious to this, tells her, "Oh, I'd be right over there." *Proceeds to point in the direction of said restroom. She then looks at me with a very slight look of disappointment while still looking at me with a sort of fire in her eyes and says thanks then goes in. All of my buddies were giving me the classic, "Dude. She's totally in to you" look. When she exits the restroom, she decides to go the same direction that she came in from, right past me. She stops at our table again and says, "Thanks again boys. You all are very smart. No wonder you're in college." As she starts walking out, she gives me a sexy wink and subtly licks her lips, all while looking at me. Directly in the eyes. By now I've caught on, and am deeply flattered thus turning bright red. All of my friends notice as well and start hooting and hollering at our table and hitting my shoulders at the same time saying, "DUDE GO GET HER NUMBERRRRR!" By the time I had composed myself about two minutes later, she was long gone. It would have been cool to be able to acknowledge her feelings, but I guess I've learned that I'm the type of person to freeze up when someone of the other sex shows any attraction towards me
Batman, Chipotle, and College: duskirisescinnacorn+ rosslynpaladin throwtime throwtime I'm about to have a fun afternoorn So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses She trains, for free mind you, three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of i'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough,I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich Because you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delivery So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did vou say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit. So l explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like 'So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls What a great day Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story Source: throwtime 148,102 notes
Batman, Chipotle, and College: duskirisescinnacorn+ rosslynpaladin throwtime throwtime I'm about to have a fun afternoorn So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses She trains, for free mind you, three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and.. wait for it... . a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence Arrival: So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of i'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We al just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich Because you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wi is all that "So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads al standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls What a great day Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story Source: throwtime 148,102 notes
Batman, College, and Creepy: I'm about to have a fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses She trains, for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Untortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking or Retrieval So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit." So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer, It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So... .chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls What a great day Created with Stitch & Share!
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